Chapter 22 She's My Long-Lost Girlfriend!
Early the next morning, Li Xiaoyao went straight to Gnaku and said, "That guy from Dendrobium Lan really wants to stay in the maintenance class as a mechanic." β
He noticed a man sitting at the door of the break room.
Aslange sat on the ground, staring blankly at the assault boat in the distance.
Li Xiaoyao relaxed his steps and slowly passed by his side. Think: Is this a human or a monster? The ground was full of cigarette butts, and there was a pungent smell of low-quality tobacco. His hair was messy like a bird's nest, and there were dark circles around his eyes, and his eyeballs were bloodshot.
Aslange noticed someone approaching, looked at Li Xiaoyao with "panda eyes", took out a cigarette from the cigarette case on the ground, and put it in his chapped lips. The thumb of his right hand turned the flint of the lighter, and after the spark splashed, a flame appeared, and he lit a cigarette with it and took a few deep breaths.
A faint white smoke came out of the bright cigarette butt, and he felt the smoke pass through his throat, travel through his lungs, and finally slowly exhale it from his mouth.
A hoarse voice came: "You, who are you looking for?" β
Li Xiaoyao listened to the sound like an abyss demon setting off, and said in a low voice: "Uncle, you are not in a good condition now, do you want to go to the medical room?" Isn't there only one technical lieutenant in the training class? I came to him. β
When Aslanch heard the words "Dendrobium Orchid", his body trembled, as if these three words were the key to open Pandora's box, which made him deeply afraid.
He calmed down and replied, "I'm fine, but I haven't slept all night, I'm tired!" I couldn't hold it back last night, so I went out to the bathroom, and I haven't been back......"
Li Xiaoyao smiled and said, "Uncle, is my companion so terrible?" Does he sleep and snore? β
Aslanji stared at Li Xiaoyao fiercely and said, "Snoring? Hmph, a hundred times more exciting than this! Today's young people vigorously deny it on their mouths, but their bodies still admit it very hard. Hey, your companion is inside, you go inside! β
Li Xiaoyao said: "Uncle, my name is Li Xiaoyao. Although you are weird, the people in the training class are like this, and they all have some unique fetishes. I used to know a guy who likes to drink aviation gasoline, and I'll introduce you to you another day. β
After saying that, I wanted to push the door in.
Suddenly, a hand grabbed Li Xiaoyao's hand pushing towards the door, Aslanzhi looked at him sincerely, and said, "My name is Aslanji, and I am the mentor of Dendrobium Lan, you can call me the squad leader." If they wake up, you remember to tell me, I want to sleep. Also, help me relay Dendrobium: you are awesome! β
Li Xiaoyao hurriedly broke free from the grabbed hand and pushed the door in. Thought: What's the matter, weird.
He looked at the sleeping maple in the distance, walked over and said, "Dendrobium Lan, I want you to help me paint the strongman high mobility type, so as to show my temperament of being a waver." I'll tell you, don't continue to stay in the preparation class, there is a chattering uncle outside the door who is engaged in smoky makeup and speaks Mandarin I don't understand! β
Li Xiaoyao walked to the side of the bed, pulled the corner of the quilt with both hands, pulled it violently, and shouted: "Brother, don't lie in bed all day and do nothing, let us join hands and move forward towards the rising sun!! β¦β¦β¦β¦ Your sister! β
When he opened the quilt, he saw Kaede and Laila holding him. The cold wind brought by the quilt being lifted brought her closer to Kaede's embrace, and her mouth squirmed a few times, not knowing what she was saying. Kaede frowned and hugged her tighter.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Li Xiaoyao helped them cover the quilt with an expressionless face, tiptoed back, and then closed the door.
Li Xiaoyao looked at Aslanji outside the door, his face suddenly appeared with an exaggerated expression, and he kept doing movements that only he knew, pointing desperately at the room with his hand.
Aslanji smiled faintly and handed him the cigarette on his mouth, Li Xiaoyao took the cigarette, sat cross-legged on the ground, and took a puff of death, and the scene fell into an eerie silence.
In the brightly lit Gnacuri, a place shrouded in darkness appeared.
"Why don't we go in and kill him?"
"Great idea!"
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The quilt was lifted again, this time much more violent.
Kaede sat up and rubbed his hazy eyes, and said, "What are you doing!" I didn't sleep all night last night, but I had to sleep for a while in the morning, ah~ Trapped me! β
Haven't slept all night? No wonder Aslange looked like he was going to die.
Li Xiaoyao pointed to Leila beside Feng and asked solemnly, "You beast!" Finally revealing your true colors, you explain to me why Leila is here and still sleeping in the same bed with you? β
Aslanji said fiercely: "I said I would give you an hour yesterday, how did you know that you actually hummed and chirped for a night!" β
Kaede woke up instantly, looked at Leila beside her, then looked at Li Xiaoyao and Aslanji, and hurriedly said, "It's not what you imagined!" I can explain! β
Looking at the expressions of the two of them "I believe you are a ghost", Kaede shook Leila and said, "Laila, wake up!" I'm innocent with you, you have a word! β
Leila sat up, rubbing her fluffy blonde hair, picking up the green headband and straightening her hair, revealing her flushed cheeks, and clapping her hands to sober herself.
She looked at Li Xiaoyao and Aslange, and said lightly: "It's not what you imagined. β
After speaking, he looked at Kaede and asked, "Is it okay to explain like this?" β
Feng said helplessly: "Can you tell me more details, such as what is the cause of the incident and what is the process?" The point is to clarify that there is a clean slate between us, nothing has happened. No! β
Miss, think about it with your head! This kind of explanation, as long as the IQ is greater than 0, will not believe it at all! Are all IQs negative for reinforcement people?
Leila looked at Kaede puzzled, then smelled the smell on her body, and said, "I'll go back to my room to take a shower first, I sweated a lot last night." β
I sweated a lot!!
Aslanji and Li Xiaoyao continued to stare at Kaede viciously. Leila walked to the door, looked at Kaede and said, "Thank you, I slept so well last night!" β
After saying that, he left.
Very comfortable!!
The two of them sat next to Kaede, and one of them put one hand on Kaede's shoulder and pressed it hard.
The vicious gazes of the two made Kaede shudder. No, I have to do something, or I'll be eaten by the two of them, I'm going to explain! No, does it help to explain so many times? The devil knows when Leila's next headache will be! Yes, I don't explain.
I saw Feng stand up abruptly and said, "You guessed right! Leila is her long-lost girlfriend! β
He looked at the two people in front of him with affectionate eyes, and said: "I was 5 years old that year, and Leila was just born. She and I fell in love at first sight and made a promise to never be separated under the witness of the starry sky! β
"She gave me a used diaper, I gave her a green headband, and we exchanged love tokens, agreeing to spend the rest of our lives together in the near future!"
Li Xiaoyao said: "Diapers? That's! β
Feng waved his hand and said solemnly, "Please don't interrupt me!" Otherwise, I'll forget what to say next...... By the way, a war broke out that swept the entire universe, and as a young man, I went to war to defend my hometown, and I vaguely remember Leila sitting on the walker and waving goodbye to me! β
"I drove the RX-78 and walked away three times in one step, and I still remember the strawberry-shaped pacifier in Leila's mouth."
Li Xiaoyao raised his hand and said, "Stop, you give me a look, you can drive the Gundam at the age of 7?" β
Kaede looked at him with disgust and said, "Don't care about these details!" I'm gifted, can't I? β
After saying that, I fell into that distant memory again.
"When I returned to my hometown after the war ended, I learned that she had taken refuge and left with her family. I regret it, I am chagrined, I hate myself for not mustering up the courage to look for her at that time! β
Li Xiaoyao asked excitedly: "Yes! Why? β
Kaede said slowly, "I joined an extracurricular cram school to continue studying. Because as long as there are wars in the universe, there will be countless tragedies of me and Leila, so I am determined to eliminate the root cause of the war and rebuild order in the stable universe! β
"I recognized her the first time I saw her in New Asia. However, it was only last night that I saw the green headband on her head that I was sure it was really her! β
"Last night, I couldn't help but relive the pure feelings of two little guesses with her, you just look at me with colored eyes, my heart hurts, it hurts!"
Li Xiaoyao pushed Aslange with his elbow and said in a low voice: "Uncle, you can say something!" β
Aslanch sat up straight and said, "I'm sorry, I'm too fascinated to listen, I fell asleep just now!" β
Feng retracted his temperament that had experienced all the vicissitudes of life, and said to the two people in front of him: "Do you understand what I said?" β
Li Xiaoyao kept nodding and said, "Understood...... Wool, you said so much, I didn't understand a word! That's, isn't it? But I believe in you! β
Aslanch yawned and said, "Remember to keep up with the nutrition, I'll catch up on the sleep first." β
After saying that, he fell headlong on the bed and fainted.
Li Xiaoyao looked at Feng sincerely and said, "Dendrobium Lan, I'm sorry, I shouldn't doubt you!" β
I'll rub, that's fine! I admire myself so much.
Thinking of this, Kaede smiled slightly and said, "Leila has been weak since she was a child, and she has a disease: she will have a headache when she sleeps alone at night. So, don't make a fuss when you find out about today's situation in the future. Also, she and I are innocent. β
"Don't look at me with suspicion, look into my eyes, if they are full of sincerity. We're in the same boat, trust me! β
Li Xiaoyao nodded vigorously, and then the two of them left shoulder to shoulder.
"Brother, I always feel that something is wrong. You've been separated from Layla for so long that you recognize each other at a glance? According to the setting of the series, as long as the heroine changes her hairstyle and wears glasses, she can't even recognize her parents and parents, how did you do it? β
"I want a pair of eyes that see through the vanity, no makeup, polishing, grinding and whitening, they can't hide from my eyes. Don't dwell on it so much! Besides, I'm the main character, and whatever happens makes sense. Don't say so much, I saw yesterday that your subordinates are all female soldiers! β
"Don't talk about this, I'm annoyed when I say it. All of them want to join my squad. You know me, am I the kind of stinky man who judges people by their appearance? No matter how beautiful the girl is, she is a pink skull in my eyes, so I only pick the most beautiful to avoid other people being distracted during the battle. The rest of the female soldiers can't help them. β
Kaede gave a thumbs up and praised, "Good! You can say that again! I don't go to hell, who does. My admiration for my brother is like the continuous water of the Yangtze River, and like the flooding of the Yellow River, it is out of control! β
Li Xiaoyao waved his hand and said, "Brother is falsely praised, it's okay to praise for ten minutes!" β
After speaking, he thought of something, and said: "The purpose of my coming to you today is to change the strongman into a paint that suits my temperament." β
Kaede patted his chest and said, "No problem, wrap it on me." How about changing a strongman's head to green? β
"Isn't that too high-profile? It doesn't fit my brother's elegant temperament! β
"What about the Desperate Black?"
"No, it's too low-key, if you stop in the universe, no one can see it, how can it have the effect of deterring the enemy?"
"Where's Wreck Red?"
"It's too conspicuous, I'm afraid that as soon as I go to the battlefield, I will be attacked by the enemy!"
"What about Oblivion?"
"It's too dull, I still have to show off in front of my subordinates."
"How about changing it to forgiveness green?"
"That's it, as soon as I hear it, it fits my brother's temperament very well!"
"Not changing?"
"Don't change it!"