The next day, sitting on the plane to Thailand, I still miss the rain with Yu Dani last night, and I feel that it is not a good thing to find an old driver as a boy chicken.

I don't have to explore it myself, I have someone to teach everything, haha laughing, the corners of my mouth are always smiling, and I can't extricate myself.

At this time, when I thought about it, I couldn't help but think about it, and when I saw the flight attendants walking in front of me and watching their slightly twisting buttocks, I had an aftertaste.

"What are you looking at, look at your squinted eyes, hum, do you want to get off the plane in a while and find you a Thai girl for you to defeat the fire."

The mongoose took off the headphones, stopped listening to the music, and asked me, "Isn't your girlfriend a stunning beauty?" How can you still be so virtuous? ”

"You don't understand."

I pretended to look out the window, I was flying at an altitude of 20,000 meters, and I closed my eyes again happily, "You will take a look at the travel guide in a while, we will land in the capital Bangkok, don't know where to go when you arrive, your eyes are black." ”

"Holy shit, isn't it me with you? Why do you still want me to think? ”

The mongoose dragged me, "Don't sleep, just a few hours, sleep a fart, let's figure out together, what are you going to do, you didn't make it clear to me, just said that those three foxes are still butterflies." ”

"Sleep a little, sleep a little, call me when it's time."

I closed my eyes and didn't speak, I was really tired, and I really fell asleep in a daze.

When I woke up, it was the voice of the flight attendant, "Welcome to Bangkok, Thailand, the plane is about to land, please get ready." I said it again in Thai.

I rubbed my eyes, and then I woke up, stretched and saw that there was no one next to me, and was stunned, "What about the mongoose." When I got up, I found that this guy had gone to the front and was talking and laughing with a flight attendant who was showing her palmistry.

"Fuck, he can still pick up girls under these conditions?!"

It's not good to make a loud noise on the plane, so I had to wait for him to come back, but he couldn't think about it, giggled the flight attendant over there, and left his contact information with his eyebrows fluttering, and then sat down again.

I couldn't help but give a thumbs up, "You can do it, you really can do it, you can soak a flight attendant in such a short time, it's amazing." ”

"Haha, of course."

The meerkat squeezed her eyebrows and smiled, "The stewardess has peach blossoms in her eyes, walks lightly under her feet, and her eyebrows with a thin waist and hips are dancing, at first glance, she is a water-based poplar flower, this kind of woman is not soaked in her hands, she is cool, then she is too sorry for her." ”

Fiddling with his mobile phone there, he said, "By the way, when you get to Thailand, you play yours, the flight attendant will spend the night here, and tomorrow at noon, I'll not accompany you, find a presidential suite to cool off." ”

"What?!"

I was taken aback and confused, "Brother, you're not joking with me, are you?" ”

"Do you think I'm joking?"

The mongoose looked at me with wide eyes.

I nodded, "Like." ”

"Haha."

Mongoose laughed, "Just scare you, look at you." Your meerkat brother and I are very reliable, not the one who betrayed his friends for women, haha, I just got close to her, saying that we were college classmates, and I made an appointment to travel during the summer vacation, and I didn't sign up for the group, and asked her how to play, and she said that we can just find a tour group to follow after we get off the bus, no need to pay a fee, just buy it yourself when you buy a ticket, it's very simple. ”

"With a tour group?!"

I didn't expect it, but if I want to appreciate the evil art of the South Seas, I must go deep into the folk and travel? I scratched my head a little, but the days were still long, and I could travel, so I nodded, "Okay, then follow the group first." ”

said.

The plane began to land, the flight attendant shouted some precautions, and landed smoothly at Bangkok Airport, as soon as the plane got out, the heat was much hotter than Macau, and it was also just noon, and the sun was very uncomfortable.

All of a sudden, I was covered in sweat, "Sure enough, I entered the tropics, and the weather is really hot." ”

"Well, a layer of sweat."

Slightly uncomfortable muttered, to go through all kinds of procedures, the landing visa is also easy, a water process is over, we began to look for a tour group.

As a result, I searched and searched, but it was also a coincidence, there was not a single Chinese tour group, we both wore Buddhist cards, put on the clothes worn by Thai people, except for being taller, I couldn't tell that we were Chinese at all.

"It's not going to be easy."

I don't know English, and the mongoose didn't even go to elementary school, and it is possible that I can't recognize all the twenty-six letters, let alone being a stranger in a foreign land, which makes us both very staggered, and finally experience a foreign country.

"This is Thailand, the world is unpredictable."

"This journey is bound to be harder than you think."

Scratch your head there.

"I'll go and ask someone, there must be Chinese at the airport in Bangkok."

The mongoose gave me the luggage, and ran to the airport to look for it, but there was no other way.

I looked left and right at the sun overhead, and I was also looking for it, but the people who came and went were dressed in a completely different language from Macau and China, "Let it be." ”

As a result, at this time, a girl with sunglasses, carrying several suitcases, "Bump!" He bumped into me in a hurry and immediately muttered in Thai, as if apologizing.

I waved my hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay." "Self-reaction.

The girl wore sunglasses, but smiled, "You are Chinese, I saw you dressed and thought you were Thai." Pursed his lips and smiled, "Thai Chinese." ”

I smiled awkwardly, "I just came, this dress was given by a friend, and I was waiting for someone." ”

"Oh, that's okay, you wait, I'm going to get busy first, I'm sorry just now."

The big bags and small bags continue to be dragged out, I don't know what to bring, it's very troublesome.

I was happy and said, "Friend, you are the purchaser, haha, I know, it must be." He said, "You must have traveled back and forth to Thailand many times." ”

"Well, it's not a good job, and you can't make much money if you're tired and tired."

The woman wiped the sweat from her forehead, she was a very shrewd girl, not beautiful, but not ugly, with a round face, a little fat, but also a charm of beauty, about one meter six or five, and said, "Your friend hasn't come yet, then, how about a favor." ”

"No problem."

"Thank you."

The girl grinned, picked up her phone, contacted the car she had made an appointment, and asked in Thai.

I just looked at her bag for help.

At this time, the mongoose ran over with a helpless face and said, "No, there is no one, or take a taxi to find a place to live first, I am hungry."

"Alright, there's someone."

I pointed to the girl and pointed to the box, "She is a purchasing agent, let's just follow her, anyway, you and I have no goal, so let's follow first, familiar with the situation here." ”

"Really? That's great. ”

The mongoose grinned, and just as the girl finished calling, she said, "Can you take us with you?!" ”

"What?!"

The girl was stunned for a moment, looked at the mongoose, and thought it was a big boy, and I was also a big boy, so she smiled, "You two are both here for the first time, and you haven't signed up for a tour group yet, so how bold are you?" Haha, okay, you guys follow me first, get in the car in a while, find you a hotel to stay, and then contact a tour group. ”

Lehehe is not afraid of the two of us, he must think that we are students.

"Thank you, thank you, I don't know what your name is, sister." The mouth is so sweet that it doesn't suffer, I didn't call the eldest sister, I called the sister.

"Just call me Sister Hai, that's what everyone in our industry calls me."

"Then what are you purchasing, cosmetics, or something else?"

"Haha, you may not know when you say it, do you know the Buddha card?" Then he pointed to our necks, "Oh, you guys bring it, that's it, the Buddha card, I specially buy the Buddha card, and then distribute it." ”

And he said, "You have brought these good things, who gave them to you?" ”

"A friend."

We don't know about the amulet business, but we know that the amulet is to raise little ghosts, which are made of ashes and corpse oil from the corpse after death, and some of them are very evil.

Although the ones we brought were beautiful, most of them were fake and belonged to cosmetic supplies.

"Haha, your friend is really rich, such a piece in China, at least 5,000 yuan is not a bargain." Haha laughed, and the car came.

It's a dilapidated pickup truck, the back can be loaded, there are two rows in front, and after the fourth level comes down, they put their hands together and speak Thai, and we understand a sentence, Savadika, Sister Hai said a few words there, and waved her hand and said, "Put my luggage and your luggage in the back." ”

"Uh-huh."

The mongoose and I were in charge of loading, and we got into the pickup truck one by one, which was a little crowded, but the whole way was exotic, and I was very happy to have a Zhunpu.

"Sister hairpin, how much do you buy at one time, take so many boxes."

"Haha, at least a thousand at a time, now there are many rich people in the country, and they can make money doing anything, we just make hard money."

Wiping his sweat, "I just sat in this small truck, ran most of Thailand, and then walked, very hard." ”

The driver drove very seriously, and his dark skin looked like an honest man, and we also knew that he felt tired enough, "Then I wish Sister Hai in advance, and I will return with a full load." ”

"Okay, okay."

Talking and laughing, looking at the scenery all the way, all the way, we were very happy to talk and chat, but on the way, we actually encountered a traffic jam.

The driver turned his head and went in other directions, saying that he went around, and Sister Hairpin didn't think about it, and continued to introduce the Buddha brand business to us, saying that the head is the way, what to buy 120, domestic retail is 500, she gives the distributor 250 at a time, and then exploits at all levels, it is not taboo for the two of us, all said.

"In fact, the amulet business is quite profitable."

But at this time, when I drove to a small road, the driver suddenly got out of the car and ran, as if I was going to the toilet, me, the mongoose, and Sister Hairpin were all stunned, "What's going on with this Thai person." ”

"yes, run out and don't say a word."

At the same time, a group of people appeared on both sides, holding watermelon knives, directly surrounding us, shouting in Chinese, "Hand over the money." ”

All of them are fierce and vicious.

Only then did we understand and be shocked, "Damn, I was actually put on a position and met a robbery." ”