Emperor: "......"

"No, what are you talking about with Ning Yatou, chatting so happily?"

Everyone: Princess, we want to know too!

They looked at each other expectantly.

Because all three of them deliberately kept their voices down, they only saw their interactions.

Chu Ziyun also realized that everyone was looking at her side, waiting for her answer, "Ahem, go back to my father." Erchen and Xiaoxi are just talking about funny and funny jokes. ”

"Oh? What jokes? It's okay to say it so that everyone can have fun, huh? ”

Chu Ziyun: "......"

Ning Xi: "......"

Ning Xi glared at Chu Ziyun, "Look at the pit you dug." ”

Chu Ziyun was aggrieved, "I didn't expect my father to be so boring!" Why don't you tell you a lot of new things, sisters? ”

Ning Xi refused, "You dug the pit yourself, you fill it yourself." ”

Chu Ziyun pouted, "Are you sisters?" ”

Ning Xi's face was full of indifference, "But isn't it!" ”

Chu Ziyun: "......"

"Alas, I said you two little girls, what are you doing down there? Are your eyes in the sand or what's wrong? What are you blinking for? The emperor couldn't stand it anymore and went out.

Yes, the above dialogue between Ning Xi and Chu Ziyun was actually caused by blinking an eye.

Chu Ziyun was very reluctant to leave and looked at Ning Xi, and regained her smile in another second, "No, father, son-in-law is rehearsing with Xiaoxi?" ”

Ning Xi: "......"

it!

Rehearse?

Have you asked her?

Ning Xi is another What are you doing, Xian just dug the pit is not big enough to look over

Chu Ziyun stuck out her tongue at her, as if to say it again, you will know later.

The emperor said, "Yo, this joke needs to be rehearsed too?" It's still such a surprising way of rehearsing, so I want to see how funny this joke is. Amused me, rewarded! ”

Chu Ziyun hurriedly pulled Ning Xi up and saluted, "Thank you father, my son and Xiao Xi will not let my father down." ”

Ning Xi: "......"

Nothing more than despair!

"Okay, can we get started?"

"Back to my father, you can start."

Ning Xi: "......"

No, no, no.

Chu Ziyun didn't give Ning Xi a chance to back down, and opened her mouth to come, "This joke is about the story of a black crow dyeing its own hair." ”

After speaking, he gave Ning Xi a mischievous wink.

Ning Xi is also very good, anyway, there is no turning back now, his teammates are too pitiful.

The voice was crisp and lively, "It's still dyed white hair." ”

Chu Ziyun was overjoyed, "But, we all know that the world is as black as a crow, how can we say that we can dye it white if we want to?" ”

Ning Xi asked, "How is this good?" ”

Chu Ziyun smiled, "That crow is also a struggle crow who works hard to pursue his dreams, and has tried countless methods. ”

"Oh? What's in it? ”

"Specializing in playing with the white swan, thinking about those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black."

"And then?"

"Later? Isn't it just that the one who is close to the ink is black? ”

"White swans turned into black swans? A black crow is still a black crow? ”

"That's half right."

"That's half wrong, isn't it?"

"The white swan has also become a black crow."

"Tsk, that's sad enough. And what about later? ”

"Later, the black crow didn't give up, it still wants snow-white feathers!"

"So?"

"So the black crow tried countless methods, but none of them could be white.

It wasn't until later that I heard that as long as you jumped into the snow lotus pond on the Tianshan Mountain, you could dye white. ”

"Yo, that's not an easy task."

"yes, who's to say it isn't? But the black crow is a struggle crow, and it wants to have snow-white feathers. ”