Chapter 164: Tan Million
There are two wives at home who are very good at spending money, how could Yang Feng refuse to make money?
However, Tan Million is very picky, and he needs to think of a way.
can let Maoshan Ming go up and take the blame, it has nothing to do with him.
If Mao Shan knew that Yang Feng would pit himself, he probably wouldn't be able to cry.
"It's getting late, let's go as soon as possible!"
Mao Shanming said this deliberately, looking out the window, in fact, he didn't mean to move at all, as for what to pay attention to, the fool could see that he just wanted Yang Feng to pay for his meal.
If you want to take advantage of me, you have a good feeling.
Yang Feng sneered in his heart, and then asked the shopkeeper to come over to settle the bill, and by the way, Mao Shanming's was also settled.
"Fellow Daoist, what's so embarrassing?"
Although Mao Shanming said so here, he was actually very proud in his heart.
"It's just a trivial matter, you don't need to take it to heart, let's go prepare the guy first, or go to Master Tan's house first?"
"Let's talk about business first, it's a small problem for guys or something, I'm ready. ”
Seeing that Yang Feng was like a little white, Mao Shanming's heart was very happy, and he felt that Yang Feng was a long-term free meal ticket.
Yang Feng deliberately took out a handful of banknotes when he paid just now, and almost didn't light up Mao Shanming's eyes.
Mao Shanming made up his mind to follow Yang Feng first, even if he didn't cheat the money, he wouldn't be hungry.
As for whether Yang Feng will be found raising ghosts, Mao Shanming doesn't care very much.
Not every person in the same way is like Uncle Jiu, there are a lot of people who raise ghosts, and they can't be counted.
And he believed that if he fooled a few words, Yang Feng would definitely not look down on himself for raising ghosts. It's not to hurt people, it's just to cheat some money and spend it.
Leave the restaurant. Yang Feng followed Ming Shanming all the way to Tan Million's house.
"What an atmospheric yard!"
When the two came to Tan Mansion, Mao Shanming was about to drool when he looked at the house in Tan Mansion, the richer the person, the more afraid of death, as long as he bluffed Tan Million. Are you still afraid that you won't have the money to take it?
As for Yang Feng, he was a completely inconsequential person. He has so much money to cheat himself when the time comes. Isn't it all money that goes into your own pocket?
"Who, stop, this is Tan Mansion, are you the king or something?"
Seeing Mao Shanming staring at him with an obscene face and looking at him unpleasantly, he secretly wondered in his heart that this person was not a good person at first glance, did he want to steal something?
"This little brother, we are Maoshan Taoist priests, I heard that Tan Mansion is haunted, so we decided to come and subdue this ghost. Give your Tan Mansion a peaceful place!" Mao Shanming smiled and stepped forward to communicate with the other party.
Looking at his skillful appearance, Yang Feng knew that this thing was not less, and he was very skilled in doing this kind of thing!
"You wait, I'll inform the master. ”
The person at the door let down his guard and let his companion look at the person, and entered the house to report by himself. Soon Yang Feng and Mao Shanming entered the Tan Mansion.
In the Tan Mansion, Tan Million looked sad and saw the two of them coming, and hurriedly said, "Come, come, come." Pour tea quickly and quench the thirst of the two Taoist leaders. ”
"Don't worry, don't worry, Master Tan, how about we talk about business first?" Mao Shan pretended to refuse.
"It's fine. ”
Since Mao Shanming and Yang Feng don't drink tea, then save it, they don't need to brew it, as for him to drink water, what kind of tea to drink, don't you need firewood to boil water?
Yang Feng sat on the side, speechless, looking at Mao Shanming.
As for you, it's okay now, I don't have to drink any tea, so I'm going to take you.
I don't know that the more positive you behave in this kind of thing, the more others will look down on you?
However, the yin qi of this house is indeed quite heavy. Yang Feng observed it for a while, and then looked at Old Man Tan's face. It's not short-lived, and sure enough, it's the same as in the movie, the ghost is just scary and doesn't hurt people.
"Dao Chief. It's almost dark, so let's get ready. More on that later?"
Tan Million doesn't care if Yang Feng and Mao Shanming have eaten, they don't think they can do things as soon as possible, and they can save some money, he has been cheated many times by the so-called Taoist priests. But the ghost is still there. It's heartbreaking. I don't blame others for saying that nine out of ten Taoist priests in these years are liars, and one doesn't understand anything at all.
"Good!"
Mao Shanming didn't think much about it, anyway, his stomach was full. It doesn't matter if others entertain or not, let's talk about the money first.
So under the very skeptical gaze of Master Tan. Maoshan went to prepare.
Tan Million is a businessman, what crooked people have never seen, the more positive you become, the more he feels that something is wrong.
It's hopeless, and you still want to cheat people out of money, your skills are not good enough, at least you have to fool him for a while.
The more rich people are, the more afraid they are of death, and people are frightened. Are you still afraid that you won't have the money to take it?
As for the rest, it doesn't matter, anyway, you are shooting a shot and changing places.
"Someone is here to prepare something for the Taoist!"
Tan Million picked the door and returned to the door to pick some of the things that needed to be used to do things, and he still obediently prepared them, and he didn't let Yang Feng and Mao Shanming worry about it.
Soon the things were ready, and it was dark, Tan Million led people to carry the things and followed Yang Feng and Mao Shanming into the courtyard.
Tan Million's wife and son are still curious?
Look at the east and west, and forget about the children.
But you are the child's mother and other people's daughter-in-law, look at me, what are you doing?
Seeing that Tan Million's wife kept staring at him, Yang Feng was speechless.
Yang Feng is not a person who helps others comfort his wife.
Especially other people's wives are still very ugly, don't look at me as far as you go, I'm a serious person. We don't make an appointment!
"Master Tan, won't you tell us about your family's situation?"
Seeing that everything was ready, Mao Shanming hadn't learned about the situation from others, so Yang Feng could only force it in person.
This Maoshan Ming is not even professional in deceiving people. Master Tan glanced at Yang Feng, nodded, and said with a sigh: "Don't hide it, I spent 5,000 oceans to buy this house." It's a pity that this house is not clean at all. I let people fool me. ”
It covers a wide area and is very luxuriously built, so even in an ordinary village.
Five thousand oceans can't buy him, so he took advantage of it, but unfortunately his life is not good, this house is not clean and cheap, and it is not so easy to take advantage of.
"But after the house was bought, our family spent a whole year. , I was moved out of bed by a ghost every night, how did I get it like this. Tan Million said that the pitiful Yang Feng wanted to laugh.
Knowing that there are ghosts, and you still live, you will feel sorry for yourself because you spent money. It's been a year since I was moved by a ghost, and your family's ability to accept it is so strong, no wonder you catch a ghost and take your wife and children to watch it together.
A group of subordinates followed, and forget it. The timid children and wives are brought here, and they are admired!
Also, this man, can you look at your daughter-in-law, she is seducing me.
"Master Tan, the one who moves people to the table is the work of the wicked, and the one who moves people out of bed is the work of the evil ghost!" Mao Shan Ming snorted coldly: "You don't have to be afraid at all, see if I take it back, you will have a peace!"
"Hopefully. ”
Tan Million still looks very uncomfortable.
"You're the tenth person to say this to me, and those nine couldn't do anything with this ghost before. ”
The more Tan Million said, the more it was not a taste. Take the money out of your pocket and start counting it.
Mao Shanming's eyes suddenly lit up, and his face was almost attached to the silver ticket in someone else's hand.
"Wow, the cinnabar on this silver ticket is so beautiful. ”
"It's a small meaning, but it's not a tribute. ”
What made Mao Shanming feel desperate was that a silver ticket had nothing to do with him, Tan Millions counted and took out a small red envelope from the silver ticket and handed it to him. It seems that the little red envelope contains two oceans.
Yang Feng and Mao Shanming are each regarded as a reward for catching ghosts, and a big ocean.
It's rare to get a business with so little money. Face and others still give money first, it seems that he doesn't trust, Yang Feng also spoke and stood aside to watch Mao Shanming's performance As for a big ocean, to be honest, he didn't look at it.
What kind of mess is this?
Yang Feng quickly widened his eyes and looked at Mao Shanming's practice, this is the same as juggling, oh no, there is no professional juggling, what kind of means Yang Feng has not even heard of.
It's just that Mao Shanming got the ghost into the house in order to hide people's eyes and ears, and then began to deceive people.
Mao Shanming started his performance, Yang Feng really couldn't stand it, and he was embarrassed to have cancer.
"Master Tan has not very good news, do you want to hear it?"
"What's the news? Could it be that the ghost has come out? ”
Master Tan was inexplicably startled to himself. Yang Feng shook his head slightly, looked at Mao Shanming, who was starting to act in the room, and said, "The ghost hasn't come out yet." I'm talking about the problem of your house. ”
"Something wrong with my house?"
Tan Million just breathed a sigh of relief, and he was not happy when he heard Yang Feng's words, how could there be a problem with this house that he spent a lot of money to buy, there was definitely a problem!
"I said no problem just no problem. ”
"Oh, yes? Have a nice stay. ”
"Anyway, this house is not too much of a problem, it's just built on someone else's ancestral tomb, which makes the ghost a little comfortable. ”
"What?"
Tan Million was shocked that this was the case, no wonder his family was always moved down by ghosts, and those Taoist priests who came to catch ghosts couldn't say why, as soon as the ghosts came out, they beat their farts and urinated and ran away, and no one told him what was going on.
"Ahh
A scream attracted the attention of Yang Feng and Tan Million. The two looked into the room, only to see Mao Shanming clutching his crotch and falling to the ground in pain.
It hurts!
It's really hard enough for money.
Yang Feng didn't know what Mao Shanming thought, he felt very painful when he saw it, it was the most untouchable place on a man's body, there was no one, let alone being shot, even if he was flicked lightly, he could roll on the ground in pain.
It is said that a woman can't feel the pain of giving birth, but in fact, science has proved that if you kick a man's egg hard, the pain is the same as when a woman gives birth.
"Ahh
Under Mao Shanming's orders, the little ghost showed a terrible expression and ran towards Tan Million and began to cheat money, but Xiaobao was a little afraid of Yang Feng.
If it weren't for Mao Shanming's repeated assurances that Yang Feng would not hurt it, it wouldn't dare to run out at all.
Tan Million's family and a group of subordinates were scared enough, Yang Fengzuiyu twitched, he really thought that Tan Million was not afraid, it turned out that he was not frightened enough and was reluctant to pay.
"There's cinnabar on the silver ticket, use him to stick it on the ghost's head!"
"Good, good. I post, I post!"
Tan Million, who was so frightened that his legs trembled, could not care about the money, and hurriedly took out the silver ticket and pasted it, but Xiaobao was still moving.
"Fifty oceans is not enough, there is too little cinnabar on it, it takes five hundred oceans!"
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