Chapter 26: Pseudo-Heroes

When April returned to the room excitedly, Xu Yifan had calmed down.

"Oh! You really ran back, Xu, you know what, you've become a hero. Aprile turned on the light and saw Xu Yifan sitting in front of the computer desk in the room, and exclaimed excitedly: "No, you were originally a superhero, I mean you saved everyone again, they all have to thank you, but my mouth is very tight, I didn't reveal at all that we knew each other, and what other damn cops, they delayed at least an hour to arrive at the scene, I always said that counting on them, there is no hope for this city, these bastards must waste my time to record a confession." ”

Aprile chattered a little excitedly, it seemed that she had a great gain tonight, and her face was full of joy.

"Why are you so powerful, you tied up more than 20 Bigfoot people by yourself, and you are so neat, so handsome, I told the police that there is only one superhero, and those idiots don't believe it." April put the camera on the shoe cabinet, still emotional.

"I have something to ask you!" Xu Yifan raised his head and asked.

"Hmmm! Tell me, I'm dying of heat, covered in stinky sweat, and I'm going to take a shower. April said as she took off her coat, "Do you want to put hot water for me?" ”

The bathroom lights are on.

"Ahh That's great! You really helped me put hot water. Aprile said happily.

Xu Yifan didn't answer, it was because he had just finished taking a bath and was too lazy to put the water, but Aprile had already stripped naked and lay down in the bathtub and sighed comfortably.

"What's your name?" Xu Yifan asked seriously.

"April." April glanced at Xu Yifan speechlessly: "You didn't even remember my name?" Please listen carefully to what I say once in a while, I don't like to repeat it as much as you do, and finally, April. O'neill. ”

"Katana, three-pronged short sword, Shaolin stick....." Xu Yifan was most impressed by the turtle that made the nunchuck, plus the beautiful heroine April, sure enough, this is the time and space of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, there are no transcendent humans here, but there are fucking mutant turtles, Xu Yifan wants to greet Bruce again. Wayne is an eighteenth-generation direct female elder.

"Ahh Get out of here! Aprile suddenly reacted that Xu Yifan broke into the bathroom and was still sitting by the bathtub, and he was all stared at by him.

"April, you're beautiful tonight."

"You're talking nonsense again."

"Mmmm.....mmmm

"I... I haven't finished my shower yet! Aprile gasped and said quickly.

"Let's wash together!"

"Woo woo woo β€”β€”!"

Xu sir was doing the exercise, and his eyes flashed and calculated, how to lure out the four ninja turtles, yes, and a rat spirit, if these monsters are used well, find out Bruce. Wayne was much easier.

April's eyes were closed, and she naturally couldn't see the sad eyes of the guy pressing on her body.

……

"You're sneaking out again." Deep in the underground waterways of New York City, an even more gloomy voice rang out.

"Mr. Sprint!" The faces of the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles all changed when they heard this voice, of course, no matter how they changed, they were still green skin, but the color became lighter.

"You're hurt?" The four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles turned around, and Sprint screamed in surprise at the sight of Michelangelo's embarrassed appearance.

Michelangelo has four bullet wounds on his face, and Donatello has a dislocated hand bone in his right hand, which is that it is against Xu Yifan, greatly misestimating Xu Yifan's strength, and being punched away by Xu Yifan, that is, their mutant turtle resistance is amazing, if ordinary people are hit by Xu Yifan, the whole arm will be broken.

"Give me your hand!" Sprint said to Ronatello.

"Hissβ€”β€”!" Donatello gasped in pain.

Sprint grabbed Donatello's right arm with both hands and pulled and pushed, connecting Donatello's dislocated hand bone.

"Leonardo, you say, who did it?" Sprint snorted sternly with his hands behind his back: "I told you earlier, the human world is deceitful, and no matter how high your skills are, you can't beat the human conspiracy." ”

"We were beaten head-on." Leonardo said dejectedly.

Sprint stared at a pair of rat's mung bean eyes as huge as a lion's pupils, and exclaimed in surprise, "What did you say? ”

Raphael stood up and said loudly: "There is no winner at all, but we took the initiative to retreat when we found out that he was not a criminal." ”

"Rafael, we did lose this game." Before Sprint could speak, Donatello couldn't help but say, "The four of us besieged him alone, did we hit him, we didn't, but he wounded me and Michelangelo." ”

"That's different, I didn't treat him as an opponent in the first place, if I get serious." Raphael was very unconvinced, Xu Yifan really caught them off guard, they would think that there were humans in this world who were so powerful without relying on weapons.

"That's still the same." Sprint shouted, "Raphael, a loss is a loss, there is no if." ”

"Yes!" Raphael bowed his head and said, but his face was still unconvinced, and he had to fight one-on-one with that person if he had the chance.

"So you're exposed to the public." Splinter turned her head in panic and looked at the TV channel that was playing, where April was excitedly reporting on the kidnapping of the subway, but strangely, her words did not reveal a trace of information related to the "turtle", as if the superhero was someone else.

"No, no, we had already turned off the lights in the subway station before we acted." Donatello hastened to explain.

"No, there's a guy who saw it, the guy we're fighting with, I'm sure he saw our faces." Leonardo is colored.

"Donatello, find out this person." Sprint said grimly, "I'll meet this man in person." ”

"Yesβ€”β€”!"

……

"Still failed." In front of Schredder were five Bigfoot gangsters.

The five Bigfoot gangs were silent.

April was also very happy that more than a dozen criminals of the Bigfoot Gang were caught in the police station, and she must not have imagined that before dawn, these Bigfoot Gang members were released again, and the Bigfoot Gang was able to develop to the current scale, and Bai Dao naturally installed people.

With a wave of his hand, Schrader dropped five short knives to the floor.

A small knife, designed for seppuku when the mission fails.

"I will not tolerate failure." Schrader stood up.

The sound of five sharp blades entering the abdomen sounded.

……

"I'm going to work! I'll come back and bring you something to eat. Aprile got up very early today, and after kissing Xu Yifan's face, she happily went out with her camera.

She had a hunch that her report today would definitely scare the people in the company.

Since ancient times, beauties love heroes, although Xu Yifan is a scumbag, but the ghost calls him a hero, uh, a pseudo-hero.