Text Section 179 Haircut turmoil
It is said that Chen Liangliang came to the school under the escort of Ye Hui. and met her first teacher in the university, instructor Zhang Cheng.
On the first day of military training, the instructors very responsibly gathered the men and women who had been divided into classes again, saying that they wanted to help some students who had not had time to cut their hair to get haircuts.
The enthusiasm of the instructors touched many people. But as soon as Chen Liangliang heard that she was going to cut her hair, she was instantly not calm, because she was unwilling to cut her long hair short for more than ten years.
So......
"Instructor Zhang, can I not cut my hair?" Chen looked at Zhang Cheng cautiously.
"Nope." Zhang Cheng rejected her categorically.
"Why?" Chen Weiwei frowned, there was no mention on the military training notice that girls must cut their hair.
While cutting a girl's hair, Zhang Cheng replied very seriously: "If you don't cut your hair, you won't be allowed to train in the military, and if you don't train in the military, you won't get credits." You can't finish your course without credits, so think about it yourself. ”
Chen was shocked, his eyes rolled, and he said very seriously: "But my hair has been with me for more than ten years, just like your soldiers' guns, you can't lose it." ”
Zhang Cheng was stunned for a moment, and then replied very seriously: "This little classmate, on the day we get out of the army, we have to let go of everything we should put down." "Just a few hairs of yours can compare with Lao Tzu's gun. It's a joke.
Chen said very seriously: "But, my hair is about to go to the battlefield with me, will you drop your gun when you go to the battlefield?" ”
Zhang Cheng's eyelids jumped, this little girl was finished one by one, and said with a stiff face: "Sharp teeth, if you don't cut it, you have to cut it." ”
"......" Chen is satisfied with the ink color, is this a trick?
"Next!" Zhang Cheng snorted.
The girl who was called to the "......" looked aggrieved. But he still sat obediently in the barber chair.
With a few clicks, the girl's shawl hair instantly turned into a board inch.
The girl's face plate is very large, after her hair is cut short, the whole head is two circles bigger, and the big face plate looks like his own sister of the gourd baby.
Zhang Cheng glanced at Chen, whose eyes were dripping and rolling on the side, and persuaded him earnestly: "I'll tell you, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you, once the military training starts, in this weather, you will fly hot, and when the time comes, you will kneel on the ground in the heat and beg me to help you cut off your hair." ”
Chen ignored it, and if he didn't cut it, he didn't cut it.
Zhang Cheng snorted twice and said, "Little girl, don't be unconvinced, I advise you to cut it off now, so as not to regret it in the future." I can tell you a little bit of news, our military training is a month long, and the last ten days are field camp training. By that time, huh! Zhang Cheng suddenly smiled meaningfully.
Chen was suspicious: "What are you laughing at?" ”
Zhang Cheng raised his eyebrows and said: "When the time comes, your little head will be full of lice, and they will eat on your little head for nothing." I believe that at that time, you would definitely hate your long hair. "This little girl has long hair and short knowledge.
"......" Chen's scalp itched, and goosebumps stood up on his body. Lice grow, oh my. It won't be that miserable. However, even if you are in military training, you must have time to take a shower. Chen was a little afraid to think about it, but people were in the hair, because her grandfather said that he liked her long hair the most. He also said that when she got married, his old man would personally comb a beautiful bridal hairstyle for her. Although the old man is no longer there, her hair must be kept.
Seeing Chen Liang's face as if he was at home, Zhang Cheng was happy in his heart, and asked seriously: "How is it?" How are you thinking about it, what kind of hairstyle do you want, let's talk about it. ”
Chen Wei's belly slandered: As far as your haircutting skills and hairstyles are cut, aren't they all the same? The boy is bald, and the girl is inching: "I don't want to cut it." ”
"Why are you so disobedient, kid? I'm here for your good. Zhang Cheng stiffened his face solemnly.
Chen touched his bangs and braids, and said very seriously: "There is no explicit provision on the military training notice that you must cut your hair short. Besides, how can parents who have suffered from their bodies be allowed to be destroyed by others. So, sorry, I don't want to cut my hair. ”
"......" Zhang Cheng frowned. With her small face, short hair will be very beautiful, why is she so repulsive?
At this time, a group of girls who had not had time to get a haircut were a little excited, and they knew by looking at their expressions that they were actually reluctant to cut their hair. Now seeing that Chen Ge has come up with a reason why he doesn't need to cut his hair, although everyone doesn't speak, their eyes are obviously supporting Chen Ge Liang.
"You studied law. Or is it from the Department of Literature? Zhang Cheng asked.
Chen replied very honestly: "I am engaged in architecture. ”
Zhang Cheng raised his eyebrows and said seriously: "You are moving bricks by one, what are you doing with so many rules and regulations." ”
Chen had a serious face and said disapprovingly: "Look, Instructor Zhang, you don't read much, I don't read more, how about the boss and me hack my brick money in the future." ”
Zhang Cheng's face was black.
Chen went on to say: "So before signing the contract, I look carefully, I can't be too sloppy, when I encounter problems, I also have a law to follow, right?" Instructor Zhang, it's not easy for us migrant workers to make money. You can't hurt us just because you're the big boss. Raise your hand and spare these hairs of mine. ”
Zhang Cheng was short of words, and after a few seconds, he asked seriously: "You, your full name." ”
"Chen. Ears are east and chen, and fruit pages are fruitful. "Chen has no intention of hiding it. I also know that this kind of thing can't be hidden.
Zhang Cheng hummed and smiled and said, "Your family." ”
"Confidential!" Chen replied quickly, she didn't want to be treated special because of her family's background.
"Yes, Chen, I remember you, you don't have to get a haircut, but take care of your long flowing hair. I'll keep an eye on you. I'll check your training results at any time. At that time, as long as there is one unqualified, there will be something you look good at. After speaking, Zhang Cheng looked around with his sharp little eyes, and asked: "Who else is the same as Chen Liangliang, who doesn't want to cut his hair, if he can't do it then, I will punish him, don't say that I haven't reminded me." ”
A group of girls looked at each other, and then said in unison, "Yes, Instructor Zhang." ”
Seeing this situation, Zhang Cheng, who was originally serious, almost laughed. This group of little girls can endure it, openly provoke his patience, very good, very good. You stupid girls who don't know the height of the sky, wait and regret it.
After coughing seriously, he said: "Ahem, if the girl doesn't cut it, don't cut it, the boy should not be complaining, your hair must be cut, understand." ”
A group of boys responded in unison: "Yes, Instructor Zhang." ”
"Next. Lao Tzu's hands are numb. Zhang Cheng handed the scissors and clippers to the tall boy on the side and said, "You can take care of him." ”
The tall boy looked confused: "This ......" he won't. Can Instructor He not catch the ducks on the shelves?
"Won't it? Will it be possible to watch people eat? Can't get a haircut for such a big man? Cut off the long ones first, then use a clipper to flatten them, just like him. As he spoke, Zhang Chengshun pointed at a boy who had finished cutting his hair.
The tall boy was speechless and could only do so. He picked up the scissors, looked at the boy sitting in the barber chair, and said secretly in his heart, buddy is offended, you blame Instructor He for not doing well.
Zhang Cheng glanced at Chen and said with disdain: "'Dogs bite Lu Dongbin don't know the hearts of good people'." ”
Chen had an embarrassed face, she didn't expect that there would be so many girls who were unwilling to cut their hair, but this girl's hair is easy to cut off, but it is not so easy to keep it long.
"Chen, who gave you the courage to fight against me? What are the consequences of what you're doing against me? Zhang Cheng looked puzzled.
"I didn't do it against you, I just wanted to keep my hair." Chen looked helpless, is she doing this?
Zhang Cheng said with a serious face: "You don't call this what to do?" In the army, you disobey the orders of your superiors and will be punished. He looked at Chen Liangliang, and suddenly his words changed: "Actually, you are also a little beauty when you cut your hair, why do you want to be so repulsive?" ”
Chen replied categorically: "Even if I cut my hair, I can become a fairy daughter who can do magic, and I won't cut it." ”
As soon as Chen said this, several contemptuous eyes in the crowd immediately turned over. But there are those who despise her, and naturally there are also people who understand her humor and can't help laughing.
Zhang Cheng frowned, looking puzzled: "Tsk, why does this little girl have a tendon?" You say, "Why is this so?" ”
Chen smiled and didn't speak. Who are you, why should I tell you?
Zhang Cheng suddenly grinned and said with a little sarcasm: "No, when you have long hair and waist, someone wants to marry you." ”
Chen was embarrassed, he didn't expect him to be sarcastic, and coughed and said, "Cough, Instructor Zhang, you think too much!" ”
Zhang Cheng asked with some reluctance: "Then why don't you say it." ”
Chen shrugged his shoulders, chuckled and asked, "Instructor Zhang, do you have a girlfriend?" ”
"What? You're going to pursue me. Tsk, I'm afraid you won't have a chance, because I love my wife very much, and our love crystallization is five years old. The corners of Zhang Cheng's mouth raised a happy and smug smile.
Chen had a white eye in his heart, and couldn't help but slander: In addition to your wife, it is estimated that the only woman who likes you is your mother.
Chen continued to ask disapprerovingly: "Then does your wife have long hair?" ”
Zhang Cheng replied: "Short! "Even the wedding photos are short, and his daughter-in-law thinks that long hair is too troublesome to take care of.
Chen nodded clearly, and then said very seriously: "Then we have no topic to talk about, since there is no common topic, there is no need to communicate anymore." Words are not speculative for more than half a sentence. ”
"Hey, you damn girl. What kind of fallacy is it talking about. Zhang Cheng jumped up. I like it in my heart, this little girl is quite courageous.
At this time, a girl's soft voice suddenly appeared in the crowd.
"Chen Liangliang, I think you have studied architecture, you should be a talent in our acting department. Isn't that right? ”