Chapter 5: Daddy is your mother
While sighing, he pulled Mo Fengxiang and thought: It's because you, a bear child, call me my mother, and now there are scandals and gossip all over the Three Realms, if you let your father put my puppet clone in the game again, wouldn't it be a confirmation of this matter, no, I will definitely not let this happen.
Mo Fengxiang was behind his mother, and his mother shouted loudly, fortunately, there are no other players here, otherwise I will spread it outside, and I don't know what strange gossip it has evolved.
Looking at the bear child behind me, I couldn't help but say to myself: Dad is your father, but this immortal is not your cheap mother, the Demon Emperor hurt me so badly, do I have to repay him for something.
When I walked to the bank of the Lechuan River, I pulled Mo Fengxiang, a bean-bun bear child, to sit down, I grabbed Fengxiang's shoulder, and said to him seriously: "Fengxiang, the Demon Emperor is such a sissy, why don't you go back to the Demon World and call him his mother in the future!" ”
"Call daddy mom and mother? Is that mother a father? Feng Xiang raised his head and said to me innocently.
I thought about it and said to Feng Xiang: "Daddy is your mother, but your mother is not your father, and Jiang Lin is your father." ”
"Why do you call Daddy Daddy and Daddy, Daddy Jiang Lin? And what does it have to do with Brother Jiang Lin? So what do I call my mother? Feng Xiang's eyes were full of confusion, scratching his little head and asking me blankly.
I let go of Feng Ming and turned around and walked to the sea of Lechuan flowers by the Lechuan River to lie down, closed my eyes and thought for a while and replied affirmatively: "You want to call me Sister Bai, my sister is playing a game of swapping identities with your father and Brother Jiang Lin, so you have to call it that, and you have to call it that way in front of many people, like the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen Mother, you know?" Feng Xiang? ”
I waited for a long time, didn't get a response, called again, or didn't respond?
Hey? Why doesn't this kid squeak?
As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a red-robed man standing in front of me, looking at me with a sneer and saying, "You are not small, dare to say this about me, can you be guilty?" ”
"Magic ...... His Majesty the Demon ....... Demon Emperor, please spare your life! "I rolled over and fell to my knees.
It's over, it's dead, how could Mo Fengming suddenly appear, wait a minute, didn't Feng Xiang just say that it was a puppet clone? Why did Mo Fengming suddenly appear here?
I secretly raised my eyes and looked around, where did Mo Fengxiang, the bear child, go?
The surrounding silence was a little excessive, and I trembled and knelt at Mo Fengming's feet, and was about to say something to excuse myself, but Mo Fengming suddenly squatted down and pinched my neck.
"What were you looking forward to? I'm still standing here! Different from the cold tone of that day, today's Mo Fengming's voice was a little evil.
I was so frightened that I burst into tears: "Your Majesty the Demon Emperor, I was wrong, please raise your noble hand and spare Xiaoxian." ”
Mo Fengming touched my neck, as if he was playing with a dead thing, and said with a sneer, "Arthur, let's talk about it, what are you doing wrong?" ”
"I ...... I shouldn't play your old man's game and complain about your sissy, although you are really a sissy, I shouldn't teach bad Fengxiang to gossip about you and your subordinates, although you are really like Xiaoshou, His Majesty the Demon Emperor ......"
Mo Fengming suddenly used force, I was pinched and twitched, and a big snot bubble erupted from a trembling nose, spraying him all over the face.
The scene was embarrassing for a while, and the surroundings were quiet again.
I said in my heart: ......... It's over, it's over, there's not even a scum left here.
Bai Jinse, Bai Jinse, you are really a fucking fairy! It's a pity that immortals don't live long, and today they may become a ghost in this heaven and earth.
After a while, Mo Fengming let go of my neck and said faintly: "Bai Jinse, do you still want to die?" ”
Annoying? If you want it, I nodded hurriedly, life is precious.
Mo Fengming glanced at me, smiled at me, and said while laughing, "Come here, clean your face for Benjun." ”
I was stunned for a long time, I didn't react, and I didn't pursue it? He's so generous? I slowly stood up and looked at Mo Fengming gratefully.
"Don't be happy too early, Benjun didn't say to forgive you."
Bai was happy, I rummaged through the rags in my backpack, found a piece of rag at random, turned around and got up, and walked towards the Lechuan River.
Seeing that I was about to walk to the river, Mo Fengming behind me suddenly grabbed me, gritted his teeth and said behind him: "If you don't want to die, this gentleman can fulfill you." ”
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"Why did His Majesty the Demon Emperor say that," I asked, puzzled.
"Lechuan and Hanoi are full of crippled ghosts, you are already ......" Mo Fengming paused, and the words changed: "If you are contaminated with something in Hanoi, you are unlucky." ”
"His Majesty the Demon Emperor is too worried, I am also an earth immortal, no matter how bad I am, I will not worry about my life! Besides, this is just a game, how can it be so serious, His Majesty the Demon Emperor is too fussful! ”
I was annoyed that Mo Fengming underestimated my performance, this is simply a serious distrust of me!
"The game is connected to reality, and the name of the Lechuan River in the demon world, I don't think I need to say more, right?"
In the legend, the Lechuan River is a person who has to cross the Ghost Gate Pass after death, passing through Huangquan Road, between Huangquan Road and the Demon Realm Hades, and is divided by the Lechuan River.
I heard my father-in-law say that the water of the Lechuan River is blood-yellow, and it is full of lonely souls and wild ghosts that cannot be reincarnated, full of insects and snakes, and the fishy wind blows on the face.
But now the river in front of me, how can it be so serious, it is normal, there is no legendary insects and snakes, and there is no fishy wind!
And I also heard that there is a bridge on the Lechuan River, and there is an old woman sitting on the side of the bridge, her name is Meng Po, if you want to cross the Lechuan River, you must cross the Nai He Bridge, and if you want to cross the Nai He Bridge, you must drink Meng Po soup, if you don't drink Meng Po soup, you will cross the Nai He Bridge, and you will not be reincarnated if you cross the Nai He Bridge.
But now Meng Po has already opened a marriage and divorce registration office with Yue Lao, and almost forgot, this is in the game, so should I continue to go to the river to find water, or not!
Mo Fengming looked at me, his eyes were vague: "That's it, I'll settle accounts with you another day for today's matter!" Saying that, Mo Fengming took out a clean handkerchief, wiped his face and continued: "Xiao'er Fengxiang has been disturbing for a long time, causing a lot of trouble to Arthur, these days have troubled Arthur, now I want to take my son Fengxiang back, Arthur, you will send my son back to the Blue Palace in a while!" ”
"Your Majesty the Demon Emperor, don't worry, I'll go down the game and send His Royal Highness back to you!" Without waiting for Mo Fengming to react, I immediately slipped away.
It's great that I can finally take the bear child away, and I can live my quiet life again, and I breathe a sigh of relief.
"Feng Xiang, Xiao Xiangxiang, your father wants me to send you back, I'm not happy!"
I shouted a few times and didn't see this bear child, and after I went out to look for it and didn't find it, my heart was cold, because ...... Feng Xiang is gone!