Chapter 266: Big Perverts and Little Perverts
Under the mask, it is different from Fang Cai's serious and cold ugly face, but it is a delicate and warm face, with the appearance of a handsome son.
It's just that what is written in those eyebrows and eyes is not poetic, but shrewd calculation, and the pleasure of successful schemes.
He pinched the list left by Liu Yunyi in his hand, looked at it again, and the corners of his mouth curled.
Uncle An was a little hesitant on the side.
"Master, why did the princess ......" his face was full of confusion.
The man raised his hand slightly towards him, signaling him not to say more, and then chuckled: "Don't worry, this princess is young but not young, if this thing can be done, it will be good after all......"
Uncle An thought about it and nodded, but there was a little more expectation in his eyes.
……
Of course, Liu Yunyi didn't know about these two people.
However, what made her a little puzzled was that for some reason, that Meng Ye gave her a feeling of inexplicably familiarity, much like someone she knew.
But the impression that the lord usually gives people, compared to this Meng Ye, is simply the opposite, and it can't be connected at all.
I guess I was too careful......
After leaving the dark market, I found the same way and returned to Dongping Pen Shop.
It was afternoon.
The students have gone to the exams, and the pen shop is becoming more and more idle.
Inevitably being seen as flawed, Liu Yunyi also deliberately borrowed some books from the shopkeeper of Yang Chen, and then slowly left the pen shop.
When I went out, I saw Hei Er sitting in the noodle restaurant opposite the door and feasting.
Liu Yunyi immediately straightened his clothes and strode into the noodle shop.
There are still more customers in the noodle restaurant than in the pen shop, and in addition to Hei Er, there is also an old woman and a young couple.
Liu Yunyi leisurely sat down opposite Hei Er, and the shopkeeper immediately came to greet him, and Liu Yunyi asked for a bowl of beef noodle soup.
Heiji was startled and was about to stand up.
"It's okay, now outside, don't worry about the rules that you don't have." Liu Yunyi hurriedly motioned for him to sit down and continue eating, and shouted at the shopkeeper: "Remember to add spicy!" ”
After that, he smiled at Hei Er and sighed: "Chen's shopkeeper's private collection is really rich, I haven't seen enough of it all morning, if it weren't for my thin skin, I wouldn't want to live in his study." ”
Hei Er was stunned, but he still sat back in his position, but he didn't squeak.
For some reason, the expression seemed a little strange.
Liu Yunyi was already a little weak-hearted.
This black two is not as easy to fool as black four, he disappeared all morning, black four may be happy and relaxed, but black two may not be necessarily.
Even, he may have sneaked into the store and discovered that she wasn't among them......
When people are empty-minded, they can't help but talk more.
Liu Yun smiled intently: "The most interesting thing is that the study of Shopkeeper Chen is divided into several places, just like a labyrinth, and I almost got lost several times." ”
This time, Hei Er finally made a move.
He looked at Liu Yunyi and sighed lowly: "That's really novel, I just don't know why Shopkeeper Chen wants to build his study underground, so I'm not afraid that the books will be destroyed by the loess?" ”
Liu Yunyi finally felt that something was wrong: Hei Er really found out!
Immediately, under Hei Er's signal, he looked down at his feet and the soles of his shoes - this Jingcheng Avenue is clean everywhere, but the soles of his shoes are stained with a lot of loess, not to mention Hei Er, even children can detect that something is wrong.
Liu Yunyi's expression was a little embarrassed in an instant.
was thinking about how to perfunctory the past, but he didn't want Hei Er to put down the dishes and chopsticks, looked at Liu Yunyi directly, and gave the bottom in his heart.
In a voice that only the two of them could hear, he said: "The princess doesn't have to think about how to explain it to me, because the task given to me by the prince is to protect the princess's safety from beginning to end, so as long as the princess doesn't do anything to hurt the princess, Hei Er will never interfere." 、
Just like the matter between the princess and the prince, it has nothing to do with Hei Er, although the princess can rest assured. ”
Liu Yunyi: emmm said this, as if she and Feng Qingzhou really had something.
But......
"If you didn't say it earlier, I've been careful for a long time!" Liu Yunyi was instantly relieved, and the boulder that was pressing on his heart was also shattered, not to mention how relaxed the whole person was.
Black two: "......"
After hesitating for a while, Hei Er couldn't help but remind: "Princess Niangniang, although I just said that, but your reaction, is it a little too public?" ”
He suddenly felt a little sorry for the prince, what was going on.
Liu Yunyi was informal, and patted him on the shoulder: "Small details, don't care too much, continue to eat noodles, do you want to add half a catty of beef, sister, I'm happy today, please eat!" ”
Black two: "......"
What I thought in my heart was that if the prince knew that the princess wanted to avoid him like this, he would probably be angry to death.
As he spoke, beef noodles came up.
Liu Yunyi grabbed the chopsticks in a good mood and was about to swallow, but at this moment, a group of little dolls suddenly ran out of the alley outside the noodle restaurant, shouting loudly, startling everyone in the noodle restaurant.
The leader is five or six male dolls, all about ten years old, ordinary cloth clothes, in groups, it should be children living in this area, looking a little naughty.
Running after them was a female doll, who looked like she was no more than eight or nine, gritting her teeth and facing fiercely, but the tears in the corners of her eyes revealed her true emotions.
Obviously, it's bad bullying.
It's just a little surprising that this female doll has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, white and tender skin, but she is dressed as a man.
Even the hair on the top of the head is tied up with a crown, not the delicate braids that ordinary little girls love.
If it weren't for the voice of the voice, which was obviously the voice of a slender girl, everyone would only think that she was a cute boy.
Since it's a girl, then this matter has to be taken care of.
The male dolls were dragging a piece of red silk in their hands, playing scoundrels at the female doll: "The clothes you wear are men's, but you learn to tie women's hair, and men are not men and women are ashamed!" ”
The female doll couldn't help but be excited, her eyes turned even redder, and she gritted her teeth and refused to let the tears flow.
Yell: "Give it back to me!!" ”
Ten-year-old dolls are the age when dogs are tired of them, and these few come in groups, and there are many people, so it is naturally impossible to take the threat of female dolls seriously.
Only then did Liu Yunyi notice that the little girl's hair was still tied with half a red silk silk.
It seems that he should have tied a knot on it, but he didn't want to run into these little hooligans, so he teamed up to bully the little girl and ripped off the silk.
When he put down the dishes and chopsticks, Liu Yunyi rushed towards the door of the store without saying a word.
The male dolls were throwing the red silk around, and they were laughing happily when they looked at the anxious appearance of the female dolls.
Liu Yun relied on the height advantage of adults, and snatched the silk quickly and accurately.
The source of happiness suddenly disappeared, and the male doll suddenly became agitated.
"Where did the red silk go?"
"I don't know!"
"Is anyone hiding?"
"In Jieli! It was taken by the incumbent person! "A little fat man with snot bubbles spotted Liu Yunyi.
As soon as this voice sounded, everyone looked towards Liu Yunyi, and the next moment they all pounced on Liu Yunyi, trying to snatch Juan'er back.
Liu Yunyi used his height advantage to tease them, and said that he would not give anything.
These little ruffians finally got angry: "How can an adult bully a child!" ”
Liu Yun was happy: "Now you know that you are children?" This little sister is younger than you, why are you bullying her? ”
As soon as Liu Yunyi's words came out, the little ruffians were stunned.
It's not that Liu Yunyi was moved, but they found out - under Liu Yunyi's men's clothes, it turned out to be a woman's voice!!
"She's also a man or a woman!"
"It's disgusting! Big perverts help small perverts, disgusting heart! ”
"Hurry up and return the silk, big perverted stinky bastard, don't get in the way of us!"
It is said that there is no taboo in children's words...... Balls!
Liu Yunyi lost his patience, and his hands couldn't help but slowly clench into fists, and finally he simply stomped his feet: "Hei Er!" ”
Hei Erzheng was eating noodles and melons at the same time, and he was suddenly named, and he almost didn't choke.
Quickly swallowed the mouthful of noodles in his mouth, and then rushed out of the door.
Everyone only felt that there seemed to be a gust of wind blowing in front of them, and when they looked closely, Hei Er was already standing behind Liu Yunyi.
This scene stunned everyone around them, not to mention these little ruffians, all of them widened their eyes for a while, they were stunned, and they couldn't help but retreat in their hearts.
Liu Yunyi is not a Buddha of compassion, pointing to the male doll who scolded the most fiercely, and ordered Hei Er: "Grab it and beat your ass!" ”
"Yes!"
Almost as soon as the words fell, he approached the little ruffians in a flash, and his momentum was like thunder, and he directly scared the little ruffians so much that they forgot to escape.
The black second eye was quick, grabbed the one named by Liu Yunyi, clamped it into the armpit, tore off the opponent's pants, and hit the buttocks.
The crisp sound of crackling finally frightened several other people back to their senses, and suddenly they screamed again and again, and they all ran away without a trace.
The beaten little ruffian couldn't run away, he was so angry that he finally understood the disparity in strength between the enemy and us, and he kicked the iron plate today.
hurriedly begged for mercy.
A few people in the clinker noodle restaurant who watched the show even followed suit, saying that they were playing well!
"This stinky boy is always making trouble in this area, and he should have been taught a lesson a long time ago!" Xiao Er was angry.
"Two days ago, I took the flower pot at my door, and today I bullied the little girl, hey, ......" the old woman sighed again and again.
Liu Yunyi ignored these grievances and hatreds, and listened to the little ruffian's wail, anyway, she felt comfortable in her heart.
Then he pulled the half of the red silk silk in his hand and walked towards the stubborn female doll not far away.
When I got closer, I found that although this little doll looked at the fine skin and tender meat, she had grinded out a cocoon at a young age, but looking at her magnificent clothes, it should be obtained from practicing martial arts.
I thought of it again, Feng Chengqian is also such a cocoon, and it makes people feel distressed when they look at it.
He patiently squatted down and handed the silk to the little girl.
"This is yours, right?"
The red silk has dark embroidery on it, and the gold thread is sewn, which is delicate and good-looking, and it is indeed very suitable for tying hair.
The little doll stared at Liu Yunyi for a while with a pair of dark eyes, and then slowly moved to the silk.
"En......"
She nodded and took the silk from Liu Yunyi's hand.
Liu Yunyi said in her heart that she was really a strong little girl, and she was about to say a few more words of relief, but unexpectedly, she suddenly threw the red silk silk on the ground, and stomped on her little short legs and stepped on her feet fiercely.
Liu Yunyi was startled: "What's the matter?" ”
The little girl exclaimed: "I don't want it!" I'm not a man, a man, a woman, ......."
After that, he also ripped off the remaining half of the silk on the crown of his hair, looked at it twice, gritted his teeth, and lost it.