Chapter 3: Funerals

"What's wrong?"

Seeing Feng Zhengsu frowning and looking away, Hu Yiyi thought that he was unwilling to go.

Feng Zhengsu hurriedly retracted his gaze and said, "It's okay, what time are you going?" ”

Hu Yiyi said, "At ten o'clock in the morning, there will be banquets at noon and evening, but we won't eat the banquet in the evening, so let's take a day off, let's go to the movies." ”

Feng Zhengsu was a little surprised when he heard this, it has been three months since he got married, let alone going to the movies together, and he hasn't even had the most basic intimate contact.

At the beginning, Feng Zhengsu thought that she was wronged to marry because she saved her father.

Therefore, on the night of the wedding, Feng Zhengsu said, "If you don't like me, it doesn't matter if you regret it, we can divorce again, I can help you hide it from the old man." ”

However, Hu Yiyi shook his head: "No, I like you very much." ”

Feng Zhengsu said: "We have no emotional foundation, what can you like about me?" ”

Hu Yiyi said something with a professional term: "Your genes are very good, although I am short-sighted, I am not blind." ”

Feng Zhengsu pondered for a long time, and felt that he should praise him for being handsome.

Who knows, when he was about to make love, Hu Yiyi pushed him away and said with a serious face: "If you want to breed excellent offspring, test tubes are the best way to fuse the genes of both sides. ”

Feng Zhengsu was directly dumbfounded when he heard this.

Then he told her bitterly that the offspring was an accident, and the natural process of gene fusion was the most important.

Hu Yiyi sighed, then turned over, picked up a book and turned his back to Feng Zhengsu and said, "I don't care about the process, you come on, okay tell me, I take levonorgestrel tablets." ”

Feng Zhengsu suddenly wilted.

And this kind of operation?

Why is this embarrassing for him?

He struggled back and forth between the beast and the beast for a long time, and finally decided that the beast should be better first, anyway, the meat was in the pot and he couldn't run.

So, until now, the two still haven't mixed the shallots and tofu together.

But Hu Yiyi really doesn't dislike him, he will eat and sleep with him, and he will care about him, but due to work, they spend less time together, and they don't stick together every day like ordinary couples.

Now I heard Hu Yiyi say that I wanted to go to the movies with him, which was obviously trying to cultivate feelings.

"Okay, it's all up to you."

So, Feng Zhengsu nodded vigorously at the moment.

Hu Yiyi smiled, took out the car keys from his bag and handed them to Feng Zhengsu, "Close the door and go home." ”

Feng Zhengsu snorted and asked Hu Yiyi to wait outside first, and he turned off the lights in the tavern and came.

"Your business, I'll talk about it when I come back tomorrow, and besides, until I come back, you just stay in the tavern honestly, you can't go there, otherwise something happens, and I'm not responsible."

Taking advantage of the effort to turn off the lights, Feng Zhengsu whispered a word to the woman in the red windbreaker dress.

"I want to go to my own funeral."

The woman said with a complicated expression.

Feng Zhengsu shook his head, "Absolutely not!" ”

People have their own rules, and the undead have the laws of the undead.

According to past experience, whenever the ghost of the dead appears at his funeral, there is no such thing as a disorder.

The woman hesitated for a moment, and said unwillingly, "Okay, I'm not going." ”

Feng Zhengsu whispered, didn't talk to her anymore, quickly closed the door of the tavern, and drove home with Hu Yiyi.

Since it was already late at night, the old man had already gone to sleep, and the two quietly returned to the bedroom, and each washed up and went to sleep.

As before, one bed per person.

This was proposed by Feng Zhengsu.

There was no way, he was afraid that he would not be able to control himself and turn into a beast.

At eight o'clock in the morning the next day, Feng Zhengsu woke up on time and found that Hu Yiyi had gotten up, put on a black suit, and prepared a black suit for him.

After Feng Zhengsu got dressed, he asked, "What does that colleague of yours do in the company?" ”

He only knew that Hu Yiyi's company was a large pharmaceutical company, and she was doing research work in the laboratory, and ordinary colleagues did not have the face to let her attend the funeral.

"It's our deputy general manager."

Hu Yiyi took a tie, replied while giving Fengzheng a soda tie, and added, "It's also the chairman's son." ”

Feng Zhengsu sighed, no wonder.

Having said that, that woman is quite strong, and she can be regarded as marrying into a wealthy family, but she will choose to divorce because of cheating.

The young master of a wealthy family, it's good not to get a few foxes home to play openly.

And the marriage is divorced, and that buddy, as an ex-husband, can still hold a funeral for her, which shows that he is not a ruthless and unrighteous man.

"What movie do you want to watch? Sci-fi, romance, comedy? Or an action movie? ”

Hu Yiyi didn't have the slightest intention of the funeral, and after tying a tie for Feng Zhengsu, he asked.

Feng Zhengsu thought for a while and said, "We can watch whatever you like." ”

"Then watch a horror movie."

Hu Yiyi said.

Feng Zhengsu: "......"

"I've heard that horror movies are the best way to increase the relationship between husband and wife." Hu Yiyi said again.

Feng Zhengsu muttered secretly, movies that can really increase the relationship between husband and wife, the movie theater will not show it.

But it doesn't matter, although he doesn't have any feelings about horror movies, maybe Hu Yiyi will be scared after watching it, preferably the one that is particularly scary, the kind that can scare her into her arms.

"How many copies are we going to follow?"

No matter what the purpose of the woman's ex-husband's funeral is, the people who should follow him still have to follow it, this is a big deal, Feng Zhengsu asked in a different way.

Hu Yiyi took a white envelope and handed it to Feng Zhengsu, "One thousand, it's ready, just wait for you to give it to them." ”

Feng Zhengsu is a little painful, a glass of wine earns ten yuan, and it is enough to sell a hundred glasses, alas.

After putting away the envelope, Hu Yiyi went to eat breakfast, but Feng Zhengsu excused himself and said that he was not hungry and would eat at noon.

The white banquet is also a banquet, and it is a little bit more to eat more.

After eating early, it was almost time to leave, or Feng Zhengsu drove, and after more than half an hour, he came to the funeral home in the suburbs for funerals.

On the way, Hu Yiyi told Feng Zhengsu that the woman's body had been transferred to the funeral home, and she would be cremated and buried directly after the funeral today.

Because of the unlucky death, I didn't invite too many people, and the colleagues from the company were basically heavyweights.

At this time, at the door of the funeral home, a man with a pale face, bloodshot eyes, and black circles under his eyes was standing to welcome guests.

The man was in his early thirties, and looking at him, it was obvious that he hadn't slept well for many days.

"Condolences."

Walking over, Hu Yiyi bowed slightly.

"Condolences."

Feng Zhengsu followed.

The man looked up and saw Hu Yiyi, bowed and saluted back: "Thank you, Dr. Hu, for coming." Then his gaze turned to Feng Zhengsu: "You are Dr. Hu's husband." ”

So saying, he stretched out his right hand.

"Feng Zhengsu."

Feng Zhengsu shook his hand and reported his name.

"Wang Cai."

The man replied with his name.

"You are a good man, there are not many people who can do things for your ex-wife." Feng Zhengsu said meaningfully.

"Alas, it's because I didn't protect her well, if I hadn't divorced her, she wouldn't have been killed." Wang Cai sighed and blamed himself.

Feng Zhengsu stared at him tightly and asked, "It's not your fault, by the way, has the murderer been caught?" ”

Wang Cai shook imperceptibly and said, "Not yet, not yet." As he spoke, he reached into the funeral home with a somewhat evasive gaze and said, "Inside...... Please come inside. ”

Feng Zhengsu nodded and said in a comforting tone, "Come and have a drink another day, don't be too sad." ”

Wang Cai was stunned for a moment, nodded and hummed.

Feng Zhengsu glanced at him deeply, didn't say anything more, and directly entered the funeral hall with Hu Yiyi.

Glancing at the hall, there were not many people here, there was a coffin in the middle of the hall, surrounded by wreaths.

And above the wreath, a black and white photo of a woman hangs.

The woman was none other than the woman in the tavern in a red trench coat dress.

"It's pretty long, isn't it?"

Hu Yiyi took Feng Zhengsu's arm and whispered.

Feng Zhengsu said: "No matter how beautiful it is, there are no more people." ”

"You say, if we are also divorced and have an accident, will you give me a funeral?"

Hu Yiyi suddenly asked.

Feng Zhengsu glared at her and said solemnly: "Don't talk nonsense, we won't get divorced, and you won't have an accident." ”

"What if?"

Hu Yiyi did not follow the way.

"No in case." Feng Zhengsu said affirmatively.

"Do you know why Wang Cai got divorced?"

Hu Yiyi asked again.

Feng Zhengsu shook his head, "I know about him there, I just met him today." ”

"Everyone in the company knows that he was caught by his ex-wife because he was raising foxes outside, I heard that men love to raise foxes, will you learn from him?"

Hu Yiyi said lightly.

Feng Zhengsu shook his head directly, and said, "I won't, it's enough to have you." ”

"Well, but it doesn't matter if you raise it, I won't divorce you." Hu Yiyi said seriously.

The corners of Feng Zhengsu's mouth twitched, and he said, "You are so generous." ”

Hu Yiyi said expressionlessly: "No, I will just castrate you chemically, don't worry, I will still extract your genes, you don't have to worry about the queen, when the time comes, you will be useless, and the fox will leave by itself." ”

Feng Zhengsu's back was cold when he heard this, and he hurriedly interrupted her and said, "Wife, let's not talk about this, okay, I'm very single-minded, I definitely don't raise foxes, and the funeral is about to start." ”

Hu Yiyi saw that Wang Cai had also returned to the hall and was ready to start the funeral, so he didn't say anything more.

The funeral was a bit rushed, and the whole process was carried out very quickly, and it was completed in less than an hour.

"Thank you for coming, the banquet is at Hotel Seven in the city, let's go first."

Finally, Wang Cai bowed to everyone.

Feng Zhengsu was about to leave with Hu Yiyi, when he suddenly saw a familiar figure.

The man was dressed tightly, and he also wore a hat and a mask, but Feng Zhengsu still recognized him at a sight.

That licking dog in the tavern!