Chapter 45: Disgusting and Immortal
In the Tsinghua Academy, Jun Yuchen stood behind Zichu, holding her hand, and the two seemed to have practiced calligraphy intimately for a long time.
Jun Yuchen was still enthusiastic at first, and he was also very serious and rigorous, but although Zichu was also very eager to learn, his skills were too poor, so after practicing for a long time, he was either criticized by Jun Yuchen for shaking her hands, or that her font strokes were too weird.
In this regard, Zichu naturally couldn't explain that in his original era, he rarely used a pen as a writing tool. For her, only her own name is the most familiar and fluent Chinese character she writes.
But she couldn't even justifiably say such a reason, because even if she said it, Jun Yuchen would definitely not be able to understand it, and she would be treated as a monster. Therefore, after Jun Yuchen once again fiercely criticized her for dismantling the strokes and flicking it on her forehead, she finally couldn't hold back any longer, put down the pen and ink in her hand, crossed her waist with both hands, and roared like a Hedong lion: "Okay, don't put on such a lively look." I'm really by always saying I'm stupid, come, let's have a competition and see who has the better brain?"
Jun Yuchen only felt funny when he heard this, little girl, she actually dared to shout in front of him that her brain was easy to use? I really don't know how to write dead words!
In order to completely establish his tall image in front of her, he responded proudly: "Compare and compare, am I still afraid that you will not succeed?" ”
Zichu glared at him fiercely, thought about it, snapped his fingers, and said, "Okay, then I'll come up with the question." Let me ask you, what is Zhang Fei's mother's surname? ”
Jun Yuchen was dumbfounded, Zhang Fei? He is familiar with heroes like Zhang Fei, but who is Zhang Fei? There is no record of this in the history books, right?
Then he frowned and thought for a long time, and then said: "I don't know, since you have this problem, then you can talk about it." ”
"Stupid!"
Zichu said, lifted the pen and drew a stroke in front of his forehead, and then said vigorously: "Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu, because, nothing (Wu's) is born (Fei)!" I don't understand this, and I'm embarrassed to call me stupid? Hum! ”
Jun Yuchen was speechless by her words, and after thinking about it, there was really some truth in it. So he could only swallow this breath, and then, Zichu said: "Second question, Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu, what is Zhang Fei's father's surname?" ”
At this moment, Jun Yuchen can be regarded as using his brains. He fully learned the lessons of the previous question, thought for a while, and then said with a smug face: "I know, the surname is provoking, causing trouble!" ”
"You pig! You're just messing around, stupid! I ask you, don't you have your father's surname? His father's surname must be Zhang! ”
After speaking, Zichu picked up the pen again and drew a stroke on Jun Yuchen's right cheek. Then he grimaced at him and said very provocatively, "How is it?" Do you dare to say I'm stupid? Hum! If I don't give you a little bit of power, you still think my aunt and grandmother are my little white cat! ”
Jun Yuchen covered his face and screamed, and after rushing into the room and taking a picture of the bronze mirror, he came out and said angrily: "No! You came up with both of these questions, so that's why I lost. Now, for the sake of fairness, it's my turn to ask. ”
Zichu didn't mind smiling at him coquettishly, beckoned to make a gesture of contempt, and said, "Even if you let the horse come, is Miss Ben still afraid that you won't be able to do this little carving insect skill?" ”
Jun Yuchen looked at her with a pair of bright eyes, knowing that this girl had a lot of ideas, and ordinary ideas would definitely not be able to test her. And he was conceited and merry, and he was even more reluctant to use conventional poetry to ask her questions, thought about it again and again, and finally took out a piece of jade pendant between his sleeves, and after throwing it in mid-air, Chong Zichu asked: "The front of this jade pendant is the pattern of Phoenix Xiang, and the reverse side is the four words of prosperity and prosperity." Now, guess what's going on in the palm of my hand? ”
Zichu held his chin thoughtfully against his palm, and finally his eyes lit up, and said, "I guessed!" ”
"What is it? I warn you, if you lose, I'll have to draw two strokes on your face. ”
Zichu snapped his fingers disapprenosingly: "Don't worry, I definitely won't guess wrong." ”
"What the hell is that?"
"Guess!"
After saying that, Zichu giggled and ran out. While running, he smiled at him and said, "You want to play this with me, you are still tender!" Hahahaha! ”
Jun Yuchen was painted a few times, and his face was spent. He was dressed in women's clothes at this time, and he looked even more ridiculous. thought about looking for an opportunity to take revenge, but unexpectedly, Zichu was far more shrewd than himself. When they saw him coming, they hid far away in the courtyard.
Looking at her bright and delicate smile, Jun Yuchen felt a little strange in her heart. He had never seen such a side to a woman, and remembered that when he first met her, she was charming and enthusiastic, her cheerful and lively, her kind and straightforward, and her clever and naughty just now...... There are so many faces, which side makes him can't help but feel intoxicated.
Seeing her smile, he was also in a good mood, and when he saw her shed tears of sadness and anger for the maid's death, he also felt a sense of kinship. She was beaten, he hated to suffer for her, he hated the people she hated, and even the flowers she liked, when he walked by, he would see more of them, and the more he looked at them, the more beautiful they became......
He didn't know what was wrong with him? Growing to such an age, he had never tried to feel such a thing about anyone. At the beginning, pestering her to return to the Song Mansion, he naturally had his own considerations. It is naturally an excellent way for him to find out Song Shi'an's hole cards and sneak into his mansion.
However, the more he came to it, the more reluctant he was to leave her for a moment..... Even when she instructed him to do the work he had never done before, he had to bite the bullet and go first. Thinking of his dignified prince, how could he have been wronged like this? was commanded by a little girl's shouting command, and even the guards around him couldn't stand it. But he endured it, took it, and was willing to do it...... Could it be that I am really in love with her?
When this idea suddenly popped into Jun Yuchen's mind, he was also very startled. He instinctively covered his mouth, and after wandering around the house in panic for a few times, he came to the eaves and saw Zichu carrying a basket and picking ripe mulberry fruits among the flowers and trees in the yard.
Zichu heard the voice and poked his head out to take a look. Where did the wildcats come from? Then I saw the half of the skirt that showed the outside of the rockery. She smiled in her heart, picked up a few mulberries, and threw them at Jun Yuchen without saying a word, and said as she threw them: "Beat you gluttonous cat!" It's not spring now, so there's nothing to do here! ”
Jun Yuchen was hit in her buttocks, and when she turned her head, she saw that a good skirt was now dyed a large patch of red. It looked like bloodstains, and I heard Zichu laughing coquettishly over there: "Hahaha! I can tell you, this color can't be washed off when it is dyed. Just rub it slowly, and see if you dare to call me stupid next time! ”
Jun Yuchen was thrown into the head of the mouse, and when the two were in trouble, Cinnamon pushed open the courtyard door with a snack and came in. After seeing the color on Jun Yuchen's skirt, she blushed, turned her head to Zichu and said, "Miss, Yujiu is ......."
As soon as Zichu saw the appearance of cinnamon, he knew that she had misunderstood. But she never told her Jun Yuchen's true identity, so she had to smile and say to Jun Yuchen: "Why don't you go to the room and change your skirt, and be seen as a joke after a while." ”
"Jokes? What are the jokes about me? ”
Jun Yuchen was inexplicable, first touched his face, thinking that Cinnamon was frightened by the ink stains on his face, and then ran back to the house.
"Miss, when the slave maid just came in from outside, I saw the second lady walking out with the maid. Look at her dressed up very beautifully, huh! I didn't know if I went out to attract bees and butterflies again. ”
When Zichu heard this, he put down the mulberry basket in his hand and pondered: "Song Zilan ran out at this time? It shouldn't be, when she went out at this time, could it be that she went to find Sheng Chonghua's scum? ”
"It must be! Hmph, dog man and woman! Miss, should we inform my uncle and give them some surprises? ”
Zichu shook his head, and after Jun Yuchen came out of the room after changing his clothes, he beckoned to him and said, "Do you want to go out for a walk?" ”
"Good! Where to? ”
Zichu smiled at him slightly, and didn't reply, just let Cinnamon guard the door in the yard, and then ran to the room to dress up carefully, and then took Jun Yuchen out quietly from the side door of the backyard.
Song Zilan took the two maids to the teahouse, and after entering the private room, she waited left and right, and after waiting for a long time, she saw Sheng Chonghua late. She was angry in her heart, and when she saw her, she asked with a slap on her face, "Why are you so late?" Do you really not care about me? Hmph, Sheng Chonghua, if you don't want this child, I'll leave him behind when I go out! The province is so frightened and afraid, and it has to suffer such grievances! ”
Who knows, in the past, she always used to perfunctory her Sheng Chonghua, but this time it is a change from the norm. In the face of Song Zilan's anger, he just sat down calmly, then made a fuss, opened the folding fan in his hand, and posed as a personable scumbag, and said, "What is this?" I finally got out of my side and came out to see you once, and then we met, but you said such things to blackmail people. Zilan, it's not me saying you, you are a beautiful lady, such a temperament, it will be difficult for me to be the eldest son and eldest daughter-in-law of my Sheng Mansion in the future! This woman should have the appearance of a woman, what about the gentle and lovely people you used to, why did you become different when you got pregnant? ”
"You! - Sheng Chonghua, you actually said such a thing to me? You're too much! ”
Song Zilan was instantly enraged, she was already spicy, and she was spoiled since she was a child, and she was arrogant, so she was excited, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, picked up the tea cup in front of her, and threw it at Sheng Chonghua.