Chapter 10 The Immortal Family is Covered by Ghosts
Although Hu Shanlin is not reliable when he speaks, he is really not capable. He rushed into the group of wild fairies on the opposite side alone, like a tiger entering a flock of sheep, roaring the three-character scripture of scolding in his mouth, and the bricks in his hands desperately beckoned to people's heads. It's all blinded to me, why does this immortal family use force as if they are fighting with hooligans? What makes me even more curious is that the immortals are all out of the body and have no entity, but Hu Shanlin can knock down one brick at a time, what is the principle?
Single-mindedness really can't be used for two purposes, and fighting is almost the same as playing games. If you are playing in the jungle and watching the battle from a pulling perspective, you may find a big man in the grass to gank you. The big dragon, who had been riding under me, took advantage of my distraction, and the slinger in his hand came firmly on my back. I rolled my eyes at the soak, the acid in my stomach gushed, and the tears and snot of my cough flowed together.
I knelt on his arm with one leg and one knee on his chest, and slammed the rod of good and evil in both hands to his mouth. At first, this thing was still calling me, but it didn't make a few moments and it was silent, and the mouth was full of blood foam, and I don't know if the teeth fell out.
Speaking of which, I'm going to popularize it with all of you.,The best way to get down in a fight is to play dead.,Don't say I'm cowardly.,This thing has nothing to do with cowardice.。 There is scientific evidence that it is very irrational for people to have a surge of adrenaline when they are extremely excited. Knowing that you can't turn over and still move around, it will make the other party think that you still have the strength to fight, and it will stimulate the other party's anger. If you pretend to be dead and don't move, at most you will be hit twice, and the other party will be afraid when his anger disappears, and he will not dare to kill him. If you can't clamore Lao Tzu to kill your contestant at every turn, he must not have killed any of them. (Saying this is not to teach you to fight, but to teach you to try to protect yourself)
The dragon's face was as bloody as a dead fish, and I stood up and kicked twice in the area where there was a lot of meat, and only after confirming that the thing was really a calf, did I feel pain all over my body. My wrists are swollen like steamed buns, and I don't dare to rub them, and my back is hot, and I can't reach it if I want to.
The way I bared my teeth and cramped and pulled out my bones, I didn't get the mercy of Hu Botao and Chang Xiangjiu, and these two people even looked at me with a wicked smile. You two are still talismans, aren't they? I paid you two to occupy the field?
I couldn't get along with Hu Botao, after all, she was a woman, so I asked Chang Xiangjiu angrily: "Brother Jiu, what are you two doing?" Brother, I beat you two shoulders to watch the fun, if you tie me up, will I cause this? ”
Chang Xiangjiu said to me with a natural look: "Do you still want to make a face, the outer ghost and wild fairy want to attack you, Brother Jiu, I will not let you settle it, if you let me do it with mortals, I can't afford to lose that person." Besides, your kid has been practicing martial arts for several years, how can this be like this skinny monkey waste beating a shrew with a mistress? Then I can't stand your ninth brother. ”
Hu Botao pursed his lips and said, "It's not good, it's really over." ”
Blame me, don't you? Why should you two make martial arts movies? The two of us have put on a posture and made a move, but can't we do it in slow motion again? I'm willing to let people not do it. What did I study in martial arts school all those years? Squatting all day long to practice endurance, and then the coach smashed me in the stomach with a basketball every day, saying that it was to practice the ability to resist hitting. Now I have summed it up, the reason why I can always win in fights is not because I am so good, but because I resist beatings and practice······
"Wipe the blood from the rod of good and evil." Hu Botao ignored my unhappiness at all, pointed to the rod of good and evil and said to me: "This thing is a magic weapon, don't let it see blood all the time, or you won't want to open the light in your life." This treasure is not used like this, it is better to beat people than a brick, this thing is to hit the spirit body. Generally, you can't touch the immortal primordial god and the Qingfeng ghost body, but with this thing, you can touch it, understand? ”
I didn't expect this thing to have this effect, since my master gave it to me, he told me that it was a treasure and didn't tell me what it was for. When I fought with Dalong just now, I found that this thing was not good for fighting, and I didn't know what it was made of. I didn't expect this feature to be there, so it's really a baby.
We are chatting here, and the battle on Hu Shanlin's side has ended. After knocking down the last wild fairy with a beautiful side kick, the thing smiled and waved at me, and then ran towards us. Who knew that as soon as he took a sudden change, the immortal who had just been kicked by him reached out and grabbed his ankle. The moment Hu Shanlin was caught, a panicked look suddenly appeared on his face, as if he had seen a ghost.
I didn't understand what was going on, the wild fairy on the ground bounced up like a zombie, and I couldn't see the black-eyed Ren'er with my eyes rolled up. The immortal's body was as if it was about to catch fire, and black smoke was rising from the seven orifices. He grabbed Hu Shanlin's ankle as if he was carrying a chicken, and pulled Hu Shanlin out. The moment Hu Shanlin was thrown out, he turned around in the air and landed smoothly, but judging from the black smoke on his ankles and his uncontrollable trembling calves, he was injured, although I didn't understand it.
As soon as Hu Shanlin landed, the immortal who was covered in black smoke screamed miserably, this scream was like an iron spoon scraping a plate, and my back molars were about to collapse. Then there were shrill chirps one after another around the empty viaduct, and in the darkness not far away, a pair of green lights lit up, like ghost fires.
"Botao protects the heavens and runs quickly!" Chang Xiangjiu pulled out a fan from the waistband of his trousers, and then roared inexplicably and threw himself towards Hu Shanlin.
Hu Botao ignored Chang Xiangjiu's reminder, and at the moment when Chang Xiangjiu flew out, she also inexplicably shouted "run with God", and then flew out after her.
The two of them flew in two directions, Chang Xiangjiu went to Hu Shanlin, and Hu Botao went to the green dots in the distance. As soon as the two of them moved like this, the points of light in the distance seemed to be stimulated by something, and they also moved quickly to this side. During this period, it was accompanied by the sound of ghosts crying and wolf howling and clicking, and I was confused and nauseous for a while, and cold sweat broke out on my back.
"Come with me." I subconsciously turned around and found that Xiao Hei didn't know when he had come out, and was looking at me anxiously.
All this change is so fast, I don't know what happened, just now the wild fairy who was still a small fish and shrimp super transformed. Chang Xiangjiu and Hu Botao ran out without knowing anything, and then claimed to want the mysterious Xiao Hei to appear directly, saying that they wanted to take me away. But I knew something was definitely wrong, as evidenced by the ghostly fire and seeping cries in the distance.
I was a little flustered for a while, and asked Xiao Hei, "Where are we going?" ”
Xiao Hei looked left and right, then pointed to the A6 with the headlights on and said to me: "My Dao Xing tied you can't last a long time, that thing is fast." ”
I didn't say a word and ran towards the A6, and at this moment I was grateful to Dalong for not turning off the fire and pulling out the key. As soon as I sat in the cab, I realized a serious problem, I don't know how to drive. Xiao Hei saw me stunned on the steering wheel and asked me why I didn't run, and I had the heart to cry. At a glance, Hu Shanlin and Chang Xiangjiu couldn't get into the body of the guy who was emitting black smoke together. Although Hu Botao's side is a little stronger, she can't stop it if there are too many ghost fires, and about a dozen pairs of children have crossed her and rushed to the two of us.
I pushed the gear several times in a row but the ignition went out, and as I watched the ghost fire get closer and closer, I struggled to recall the fragments of my memory about driving. With his left foot, he stepped on a board to the end, and with his right hand, he randomly plugged the gear lever, stepped on the oil a few times, and then lifted his foot. The front of the car pouted, and then it made the sound of a motorcycle and ran out.
The moment the car started, the ghost fire also came closer. I finally saw the lineup of this thing, where the hell fire was, it was clearly the fluorescent glow of the eyes of various animals in the night. Messy snakes, insects, rats, ants, weasels, wild cats, everything, these things are the body, and the moment they collide head-on with the car, a bunch of disgusting yellow and white things splash on the front windshield. There were a lot of things in the tire craters along the way, and I tried not to think about it because I was afraid I would throw it up.
After about a few minutes, the strange sound gradually faded away. The exhaust pipe made the sound of the motorcycle not igniting, the front cover was not a good call, and the black smoke from the rear exhaust blocked the view of the rearview mirror. I knew there must be something wrong with my car, but I didn't dare to mess around, I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to move away if it stalled. (When I got the ticket, I remembered that this time I admired myself, hanging on the road killer who drove more than 100 miles in three blocks.) )
After speeding for more than ten minutes, I was probably a little relieved, and while holding the steering wheel tightly, I asked Xiao Hei in shock: "What the hell is going on, what happened just now?" Then why did the wild fairy suddenly transform? And where did all those beasts come from? Brother Nine and Sister Botao, are they okay? ”
Xiao Hei's face was ugly, and after smacking for a long time, he said to me: "If I'm not mistaken, that Huang Xian'er should be a ghost." ”
"What's that?" I almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood: "Can the immortal family still be ghosted?" ”
"That big dragon is as thin as smoking a big cigarette, with dark circles and white lips, offering to the hall is to accumulate merit, and one of his disciples is weak and has eight or nine yin halls, that is to say, Qingfeng Zhangtang. The old ghost on the body of Huang Xian'er is very deep, in my opinion, the ninth brother and they are not opponents when they are tied together, and if they can't get it, they are the sect leader of the hall. As for those beasts, they are not yet in the climate, and the primordial gods can't get out of the body. There is only one purpose for letting them out, and that is to remember your smell, for fear that you will run away. Xiao Hei pondered and explained to me, but the analysis was the first to be the way.