Chapter 162 [What a Big Barrel of Chili Peppers]
"Rustle!" It seems to be the sound of a terrestrial arthropod moving, and it reaches the ears of a group of people who want to cry without tears.
Their complaints, like a male duck being choked by the neck, stopped abruptly in an instant.
"No, no...... No way? ”
One of the fat Taoist priests swallowed a mouthful of saliva and whispered.
It's just that when the shadow appeared at the door, it shattered the illusions of him and other brothers and sisters.
In the cold moonlight, the head of the plant was large and round. The plant with a thin waist and only the thickness of a baby's arm comes into view.
"Gurgling?"
The human-faced sunflower looked at the messy courtyard, showed a puzzled expression, and asked as if tentatively.
"Help"
"Sunflowers are going to eat people!!"
The credit knife man and Feng Yu, who were spraying each other, all stopped the movements in their mouths in unison.
"Big brother, what should I do?" Feng Yu asked with some concern with a saliva on his face. The fangs in this thing's mouth look quite sharp, and it shouldn't be a vegetarian weird.
"What to do? Be honestly a shrunken turtle, but don't let this thing be eaten like a duck's head. When the man finished speaking, he shrunk his neck. It's a pity that the floor is too hard to shrink at all.
Feng Yu: "......"
Duck-headed Nima!
Can't you say something auspicious?
He looked at the ghost head knife next to the person who gave the knife a helpless expression.
Early the next morning, He Xiaotian walked into the courtyard of the quiet room.
A group of loveless, pale Taoist priests were snoring. It seems that after yesterday's series of accidents, he was physically and mentally exhausted.
Two heads, among which the credit knife man has a big eye, and even dark circles appear.
He always stood in one direction and did not dare to relax in the slightest.
The other Feng Yu slept soundly.
No way, the two of them don't want to be gnawed.
I had to take turns keeping vigils.
There is also Dao Xuan, who has been watched and watched, who wants to move but dare not move.
Why?
Because on this guy, there is a sunflower with a human face.
The sunflowers slept soundly, and saliva flowed all over the floor.
"Feng Yu, Feng Yu. Wake up, it's your turn. It's time for me to sleep for a while......" The voice of the knife man was weak, and he was injured yesterday. Coupled with the vigil, his spirit was too tired.
"Purr...... Purr ......"
Feng Yu opened his mouth and snored quietly.
"Ahh
The saliva combination drew an arc and drilled into Feng Yu's mouth.
"Goo-dong!"
"What does it smell like?"
The face of the person with the credit knife was not red or panting, and he shouted in a low voice: "It's your time to guard, it's my turn to sleep." ”
"Okay."
After resting, Feng Yu returned to his true colors of facial paralysis.
He Xiaotian standing at the door: "......"
Why are you two playing so dirty!
"Get up!"
As soon as the man closed his eyes, He Xiaotian's loud voice rang out.
directly scared his urine out.
Then, his whole person was not good.
"Big brother, let me out! I promise not to run away, I have always been obedient since we met. The man begged He Xiaotian without tears.
He Xiaotian touched his chin and felt that it made sense.
"Don't believe him, this guy showed me his freedom yesterday after you and Lao Dao left. What else did you say about finding the crack in the nether world, and bringing the transformation golden knife back to me. At the critical moment, Feng Yu did not hesitate to sell the knife man on credit.
After a brief silence, the knifeman's neck stretched out a lot with a thud.
"I'm going to bite you to death!!"
He Xiaotian looked at it straightly, and he even heard a click just now.
Aren't you afraid to break your neck?
Feng Yu maintained his facial paralysis style and pouted.
Yesterday's saliva combination, he has never forgotten.
If I don't stab you at this time, I'm sorry for myself.
"Xiao credit, it's not that I don't want to pull you out, it's just that your kid is too dangerous and slippery." He Xiaotian raised his hand, intending to pat his head to comfort him. Just look at some kind of silky object that is dry on top of his hair, and stop immediately.
“x...... xxx layman ...... Save...... Help......" Dao Xuan lay aside and whispered, for fear that the sound would be too loud and wake up the sunflower.
He Xiaotian rolled his eyes when he heard this, you made me look like a large layman.
Ignoring the timid Dao Xuan, the apprentice is not his, but the old one.
How to educate Shouyangzi, it is not his turn to intervene.
"Wake up, boys."
Walking up to a group of Taoist priests who were sleeping soundly, he pushed with his hand.
"Yawn ......"
The Taoist priests, who woke up one after another, sneezed.
Probably I got a cold last night, and I have a little cold today.
"Layman, help us. Last night, it almost didn't freeze me to death. ”
The fat Taoist priest led by him directly hugged He Xiaotian's thigh, and said sadly with a handful of snot and tears.
“......”
Can't I call you big brother?
You can all move yourself, what can I help with?
What kind of strange things are these gods!!
It's also a difficult old way, and you need to lead these guys to take charge.
"Idiot!" Feng Yu muttered.
"Who are you scolding?" The fat Taoist priest stretched out his hand, stood up directly, and rolled up his sleeves, looking like I was going to repair you if you didn't explain clearly.
Then......
"Huh! I can move! I can move! ”
That gesture is like seeing a small advertisement for an old Chinese medicine doctor on a telephone pole, saying that my illness is cured.
He Xiaotian stood in the courtyard, looking at the Taoist priests who disappeared like the wind, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Why didn't you let the sunflowers gnaw you yesterday!
"Forget it, let's make some breakfast for yourself." He Xiaotian shook his head, waved his sleeves, and ignored the fact that he was desperately stretching his neck, intending to bite Feng Yu's credit knife man. And Dao Xuan, who asked him for help with his big eyes full of mist, left here.
Half an hour passed, and several Taoist priests, led by the fat Taoist, returned to the courtyard.
They carried two wooden barrels and walked in front of Feng Yu.
"Supreme Heavenly Venerable, layman. Haven't you had breakfast yet? Uncle Shi said, although you are prisoners, our Taoist temple can't snub you. So breakfast, here. The fat Taoist priest smiled evilly, and the person with the knife immediately tightened his chrysanthemum, and he was not calm at all with Feng Yu next to him.
It always feels like these guys are holding their arms.
"Credit, this is your meal." As the words fell, one of the barrels opened, wafting the aroma of food.
The credit man's eyes lit up, these guys are still okay.
It was not in vain that I saved them last night.
"Layman, don't be in a hurry. Let the junior brother wash you up first. After the fat Taoist priest finished speaking, he squinted his eyes and looked at Feng Yu. Your meal is ready, this layman. ”
After speaking, he hehehe.
He bent down and opened the barrel himself, only to see a red pepper inside.