In the thirty-sixth chapter of the joyful chapter, the author Jun continues to rest

In the office, Kaede listened to Brecx's detailed story.

"So that's the case, the instructor died in order to cover the escape of the remnants of New Asia!"

Blake looked at Kaede, who was in a low mood, and said, "Abnaz, control your emotions. It is a matter of joy that the soldiers did not die under the intrigues of their own people, but died gloriously on the battlefield! ”

Kaede looked at the uncle's encouraging eyes and said, "I know, uncle." ”

Subsequently, video communication was cut off.

Lelia watched as Kaede stood up, unbuttoned her collar, and tossed her clothes off to herself.

She hurriedly grabbed her clothes and asked, "Abnaz, what are you going to do?" ”

Kaede replied slowly, "I'm in a bad mood, I'm going to go on a patrol mission." ”

Lelia looked at him with disgust and said, "You're not going to patrol the cosmic fortress of the Jupiter Alliance, are you?" ”

Feng was stunned, suddenly clasped his hands on her shoulders, and said excitedly: "Good idea, why didn't I think of it?" ”

Leilia looked at Kaede's departing figure and said to herself helplessly, "Did I say something that shouldn't be said?" ”

She looked at the "mountain of documents" around her, sighed and said, "What a damn! The good times of leisurely morning tea and afternoon tea will never exist. ”

Put your clothes on the coat rack, go to the desk seat, pull out a document and give it instructions.

"Who got these strange documents?"

Kaede came to Gnakou with a gust of wind, and Rosamia waved at him and said, "Abunaz......"

I saw him enter the cockpit and start the GP-03S. Gundam's eyes lit up, and a few steps came to the inlet board, where it was ejected.

Rosamia looked at the departing figure of GP-03S blankly, and said, "What are you doing?" Why is Abunaz in such a hurry? ”

Nina clicked on the computer in front of her and said, "There are only two kinds of people who can make an adult man so anxious: one is a man and the other is a woman. ”

A figure appeared in Rosamia's mind and said, "I think there is a third. ”

Nina closed the computer, looked at her with a serious expression, and said, "Impossible! Women's clothing bosses and pseudo-mothers are biologically classified as men, but it is difficult to define on Baidu Encyclopedia! ”

"Nina knows a lot, but where did you know that?"

Nina smiled, held up a book, and said, "Serial Theater: Crossing with Kilian, up to all kinds of Gundam knowledge and mech pictures. Down to the philosophy of life and flirting skills! The book condenses the history and culture of mankind for 5,000 years, and it covers all the advantages of jokes, humorous jokes, songs, and so on! ”

Rosa's eyes flashed as she looked at the book in Nina's hand and said, "Really? Where to buy! ”

Nina's face was straight, and she pointed to everyone reading the book and said, "You think I will say, as long as 998, take it home, eight stars and eight precepts, you deserve it!" Wrong, big mistake! ”

Nina showed the cover of the book, pointed to the words on it and said, "Three W points 17K points resistance!" This is the first URL, please support the genuine version. Welcome to click, collect, and subscribe! ”

The two of them held the book together, showed a bright smile, and said in unison, "What are you waiting for?" Hurry up and click to join us~"

Suddenly, soothing background music sounded. Behind the two women, many budding flowers appeared, shining in the light.

Suddenly, the flowers slowly bloomed. The crystal clear dew on the petals reflected a little light, making the smiles on the faces of the two beautiful girls more and more beautiful.

β€œCut! Very good, this one. ”

The director on the side held a loudspeaker, put it in front of his mouth and said, "Field affairs, put away the props." Makeup artist, come up and touch up your makeup. ”

The film crew suddenly became busy, Rosa Meiya took the water handed by the staff, tightened the coat he had put on, and asked, "Director, what are the screenwriters doing?" Isn't this one supposed to be filming the preparations for the descent? ”

Nina picked up her script, skimmed through it quickly, and said, "That's right! I don't have a shooting assignment today. Also, isn't my character a professional MS design developer? How is there a trend towards comics? ”

The director pressed his forehead and replied, "The screenwriter and author Jun is not feeling well, so he has taken a leave of absence." ”

Lelia, who was outside the court, came over and said in disgust: "What a vulgar reason! If you use this excuse to ask for leave, the elementary school teacher will not approve it, okay! ”

The director said: "So I asked the screenwriter if I could change the reason. He said yes! You think you're helping your grandmother cross the street and you're late. What about this reason? ”

Rosamia said: "Isn't this the subject of a few decades ago when elementary school students got high marks in their essays? ”

Lelia said, "What's so strange? Look at the stalks above the script, some of them are older than the age of the readers! ”

Nina said, "That's right. Don't say it, the screenwriter and author's writing is still very standardized, which fully conforms to the three major elements of primary school students' composition: time, place, and characters. ”

"In addition, the central idea is clear, the theme is positive, and it is a model for primary school students to get high scores in their essays!"

Lelia looked at Nina with disgust and said, "I'm sorry, I don't have any of the above advantages in this book!" ”

Rosamia chuckled, "I think Miss Nina thinks she's a newcomer and doesn't dare to offend the screenwriter." Don't worry, don't worry that the author will write you to death, pulsating ahead of you! ”

The director looked at the three beautiful girls in front of him, chatting like others, and said, "Let's talk about the author's reason for taking leave." ”

"Hmm!"

Finding that the two protagonists and a supporting character were glaring at him with fierce eyes, the director took a few steps back, took out his mobile phone, pretended that someone was calling him, and said, "Hey, I am." Yo, pseudo-brother, hey, I'm on the set, it's too noisy here, I'll go out and talk to you. ”

After speaking, the director pointed to his mobile phone and said with a smile: "Hehe, look at my memory, I forgot that the puppet boss was looking for me today!" You guys talk slowly, I'll go out and call back. ”

Lelia looked at the director's distant figure and said with disdain: "It is worthy of being the stupid hat director of this stupid hat crew, and he even took the phone upside down." ”

Rosamia said helplessly: "Man, that's it." When he tells a lie, he uses countless lies to cover up the previous lie. ”

Nina suddenly pointed to Lelia's shoes and said, "Wow! Isn't this a TATA shoe? It's so expensive, I've been reluctant to buy it. Miss Lelia, where did you buy it? ”

Lelia said proudly: "Vipshop! Come on, look at the shopping cart in my phone, these are all triple discounts! ”

"Wow, Ochli's skirt ......"

Hehe, Vipshop your sister's Vipshop!

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The director looked back at the three leading actors in the distance, and hurriedly dialed the author's phone, and the contact on the mobile phone call interface was: The user can't be reached.

"Who's going to force someone to change their name to this? Bastard! ”

The director shook his head helplessly and held up the phone that had been answered.

"Brother~ I can't stand it anymore, there is no script, and the actors are about to let themselves go! Soul light, when will you come back to the crew? ”

The author listened to the director's cry and said, "The phone you dialed has been turned off. Please dial tomorrow. ”

The director was stunned and roared: "Turn off your sister, turn off the phone!" You and I are stupid, how can a phone call be turned off. ”

The author said solemnly: "Hey, brother, don't be nervous, I'm just joking with you!" I can see from your voice that your seal hall is black, I am afraid that there will be a disaster of blood light. ”

The director's eyes suddenly widened and he said, "What? Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you along the airwaves of the call! Be serious. Say, what the hell is wrong with you? ”

"I'm lost in the path of life."

"I've used this one, get another one!"

"The world is so big, I want to see it!"

The director roared: ", you poor ghost doesn't have a shared bicycle worth a lot of money in your body, do you want to starve to death outside!" ”

"Director, can't you give me some dignity?"

"Your manuscript fee this month is only 11 yuan and 2 cents, and you still have the face to talk about dignity! I don't care, you have to write a 3,000-word script for me today. Otherwise, I'll use the pseudo-mother's "Even so, I look forward to happiness" to shoot down! ”

When the author heard this, he was anxious and said: "You dare! What's so good about that women's clothing boss, isn't it just that there are more clicks than me, more favorites than me, and more subscriptions than me? Where am I inferior to him! You wait, I'll send it to you when I'm done! ”

The author hung up the phone and thought: It seems that you can't be lazy, as the first brother of the science fiction channel: interstellar war. I want to uphold the dignity of the street writer!

But I really don't want to write today, so what am I going to write?

The author pondered for a long time and unknowingly came to a supermarket.

Then he twisted the caps of countless bottles of Coke, crushed countless packets of instant noodles, shook the canned soda vigorously, and put it back in place, and then had a flash of inspiration!

"Yes, I can write what happened today and send it to the director! I'm so smart! ”

Thinking of this, the author hurriedly ran home, finished writing the script with enthusiasm, uploaded it to his mailbox, and clicked send.

The author exclaimed excitedly: "It's done, I can continue to be lazy again, and people's potential can only be fully realized when facing a desperate situation!" I don't encourage readers to go to the supermarket to do the above uncivilized behavior, because sooner or later they will have to pay it back! ”

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The director listened to the special message sound of his mobile phone, happily clicked on the mailbox, and found the script sent by the screenwriter and author. Said: "I knew, I knew!" Dude, you can do it. Assistant director, you go and print out the script and distribute it to the actors. ”

The assistant director picked up his mobile phone and browsed the script, looked at the director in horror, and said, "Are you sure!" ”

The director nodded and said, "As long as there are no big problems, ignore those small problems first." ”

The assistant director broke out in a cold sweat and said, "Small problem? The script itself is a problem! ”

The director hurriedly took the mobile phone and looked at it in detail, the complexion on his face kept changing.

"Author-kun, you have a kind!"