Chapter 16: The Profession of Applying Makeup to the Dead
"Huh?" I didn't expect Liu Lang to say this, and asked him incredulously at the moment: "So you're not going to punish them?" ”
Liu Lang smiled: "The punishment still has to be punished, but that is what it means." Actually, I should have sent them to Qingfeng Hall, but when they got there, everything would be life-and-death, so why should I send them to Changtang? Xiao Jiu is here, the seven of them saved your life again, with your relationship with the Chang family, is it possible to torture them with a dead hand? This is equivalent to casting a name, a procedure that Wai Xian'er must go through to go to the court, because of your reasons, this is good. ”
My first reaction when I heard this was that it might not be good to send it to Qingfeng Hall, because the sect leader and the stele king were both my ancestors. But then I thought that my great-grandfather and great-grandfather were not there, and those Qingfeng might use the seven of them as a tonic.
I said in my heart that Liu Lang had changed his temper today, he was showing favor to me? There's no need, my master is the boss when he's not there.
But I thought about it, on the surface, I still respectfully clasped my fists and bowed, and said politely: "I thank the Acting Sect Master for his kindness for the seven of them, and I also thank the Acting Sect Master for giving me this face, if I don't understand anything or do something wrong in the future, you can tell me directly, don't let me go astray." ”
"Hehe" Liu Lang didn't wait for me to finish, he waved his hand and said: "Dima, this is insincere, I know that you have always had an opinion about me, and even now you have thoughts about your master in charge of the Great Sect Master, do you want to know what is going on with the eldest prince?" ”
As soon as he said this, I was shocked into a cold sweat, and I said in my heart what was the purpose of him bringing me in today, could it be that he was going to have a showdown with me? I've been thinking about it lately, but when he said it so bluntly, I didn't know how to proceed.
In the ancient tomb, Chen Jiugong blurted out this name, Liu Lang organized it inside, and communicated with Shen Nian for a long time, obviously not wanting me to know. Later, I used a trick to blackmail Chen Jiugong's centennial Taoism, but Liu Lang didn't stop me, and even helped. He didn't say anything the whole time, I couldn't guess what he was thinking, and I was worried that he would find out that I noticed the clues and it would be bad for me, or make a small report to my master, and I didn't mention why he brought it up today.
I scratched my head, and while organizing the language, I said, "Acting Master, I actually ·······"
Before I could say it, Liu Lang stretched out his hand to stop my words, and said with a smile: "Let's say this, whether you believe it or not, I can't tell you directly for your own good, I will say that person's name here, and someone can sense it immediately." What awaits you next will be a catastrophe, the eldest prince is not you but has a lot to do with you, and when your master comes back, you will ask him in person, with my ability, I can't block the heavens. “
"But there is one thing I want to tell you, I am loyal to your master, that is, to you. On the surface, I am the acting sect leader and you are the ground horse, but your master told all the sect leaders that you are the top priority of the hall, and the sect leaders of each platoon must follow your ideas, not to mention that I am just a boy who holds the seal? I sometimes give you advice, but I don't like your mother-in-law and mother are not like a man, and we have to follow you in the general direction, at most pull you when you deviate. Liu Lang's eyes were very clear when he said this, and I couldn't see what he was thinking.
Since he said so, I simply opened up, and I asked him, "Then when will my master come back?" What the hell did he and the leaders of the platoons do? “
"Actually, we don't have anything to hide from you at all, what we can't say is because if you say it, you will move the heavens, and everything is just something you have figured out by yourself. The sect leader is going to deal with the affairs of the spirit realm this time, and it is related to the blood ping suffering realm. As for the time to come back, according to the current process, it is also fast, you are about to leave for Shenyang, and when you get to the place, settle down as soon as possible, and come back to invite the hall after you settle down. Liu Lang said to me with a smile, I found that he was smiling all the time today, and he looked more amiable than Fourth Master Huang, so that I almost didn't know him.
I saw that he was in a good mood, and then kicked his nose and asked the bottom of the face: "Isn't there a Dharma Protector Sect guarding the Blood Ping Bitter Realm?" What are they going to do, Master? “
Liu Lang smiled bitterly: "I said so much is already an unauthorized proposition, if you let your master know that it will inevitably be punished, Di Ma should wait for your master to come back and ask yourself." “
After speaking, Liu Lang seemed to be afraid that I would continue to ask, so he hurriedly waved his hand at me. In a moment of weightlessness, I noticed that the temple was moving away and I was rapidly retreating, and the feeling of dizziness made me subconsciously close my eyes. When I opened it again, I found myself in bed.
I'm really tired, Xianjiamen always talks and spouts, either don't say anything and don't let me know anything, or let me die to understand, what is the reason for always and half of it? It's not that I like to think wildly, it's that I've been insecure since I was a child. My dad was estranged from me because of my brother, and I wanted to go with my grandma, and my grandma wanted to take me away, but she was afraid of ruining my parents' relationship. This directly made me wait for my childhood to be like boarding in someone else's house, trying to survive in the cracks. Don't I want to do more?
Suddenly, a shock brought my mind back to reality, and I looked down at the phone and saw that it was Bao'er, who was working day and night for my school these days, and I was moved and blamed myself.
Regardless of whether what Liu Lang said is true or not, at least it is better than my own dryness, which also makes my mood slightly better after being depressed for more than a month. After I picked up the phone, I deliberately asked Bao'er in a very cheerful tone: "Why did you remember to call me at this time, did you help your dear husband arrange a place to go?" “
"Not really." Bao'er's tone seemed very excited, and she said to me quickly: "I have found a school for you, although it is not in the same district as our school, but the environment is good!" “
As soon as I heard that this was rare good news, I was about to apply for volunteering, I was worried, I immediately asked her: "It doesn't matter if the environment is not the environment, it's a big deal for me to commute far, it's really not okay, let's just find a compromise place to live together, what kind of school is it?" “
"Phew, it's shameless! My mom said that you can only ········ when you get married." Boa's tone was full of disgust, and I guess she must be flushed by now, but in fact, Boa is very conservative. We have been together for more than a year, and I have run to Shenyang twice, and she always sneaks back to see me on holidays. We basically did everything intimately, and we were just one last step away.
I remember when she came back not long ago, she told me that she wanted to miss our past, so we went to the small hotel next to the big hospital. The boss has a good memory, and he has to say that he wants to get a membership card for the two of us. At that time, I also thought that it was Bo'er who had opened her mind? Lao Tzu is about to start spring? As a result, we imagined the future for a night that night, and sure enough, the inn beat me.
"I think the most pitiful man in the world is me, I obviously have a little girl who is like a flower, and I have to rely on my five girls." My words provoked Bao'er to scold each other, and all the disgusting and perverted ones came.
I saw that the trouble was almost over, so I asked her, "Tell me, what kind of school is it, and it is his blessing to be able to take in Uncle Ben." ”
"Liaoning Civil Affairs College." Boa said to me with a smile.
I was stunned at the moment, thinking that Bao'er was messing with me, and I said depressedly: "Sister, can you stop talking about it?" The school is on the second line, and last year's admission score was more than 300 points, and my score multiplied by two is not enough. ”
"Don't worry, listen to me." Bao'er interrupted me and said: "Liaoning Civil Affairs College has opened a new major, called anti-embalming and plastic surgery, this major is a college of its own, and now the enrollment standard is very low, basically as long as you have a score and intention." ”
I heard her say that having a nose and eyes didn't look like a joke, so I got serious and asked her, "Embalming and plastic surgery?" What kind of major is this? Studying medicine, huh? ”
Bao'er was struggling for a long time, and then whispered to me: "The embalming and plastic surgery major is also called the funeral major, and the ······ of learning funeral etiquette and makeup for the dead"
What? Maybe I was too serious just now, so at this time I was scorched by her. First, I heard that there is such a profession for the first time, and second, even if what Bao'er said is true, learn to work in a funeral home? I'm nothing, isn't she scared, Bao'er? Why do I feel like my life is so weird?
Bao'er persuaded me that the major is not important, anyway, my score to go to college is for my mother, I went to Shenyang to prepare to start a business, this school is good to say that it is also two books, at least it is better than spending money at my own expense. We chatted for more than half an hour and I finally figured it out, she was right, I didn't have a school even in Daqing, and it was my purpose to go to a big city to start a business, of course, the main thing was to want the two of them together.
The next day I told my mom about the school I had found, and she asked me what my major was, and I could only say that I was studying medicine. My mother was very happy to hear this, and she told me that it would be good to open a clinic when I came back, and I had an uncle who could make money by opening a dental clinic. She also said that she would send me there when the time came, but I refused, I said that I would grow up and go on my own, in fact, I was afraid that she would know the truth and not accept it at that time.
On the day I volunteered, I deliberately wrote those words very ugly, which can be regarded as a kind of venting of fate. The next day my mom told me that I had found a house, and it was in a neighborhood with us, but it was separated by two buildings. We discussed with my dad on the phone and made a decision, and the price was a bit beyond my estimate, and it cost 350,000. My mother said that if you don't spend 50,000 yuan, forget it, I said just pretend to be 100,000, and I will take 50,000 yuan.
I don't have to worry about the decoration, my mother said that I will take my grandma over after two months, and I said in my heart that formaldehyde is not good for the body, and it should be put more. It's just that I may not wait for my grandma to come, and I guess I have to report to school. But this is also a good thing, my grandmother was supposed to be reunited, and I didn't want to make a separation. When I develop well in the future, I will definitely buy a big house for everyone to live in.