Chapter 56: The Corpse (Part 1)
After Li Peng said this, I don't know what he thought, anyway, I started to mumble in my heart.
This trip was originally a matter of picking up a corpse, but the car knocked something down, and we didn't see anything when it hit, and then Li Peng was charmed, and we went the wrong way. This is too unsmooth, isn't it, why do I feel panicked?
Li Peng also said that the family members of the corpse were in a hurry to send the corpse away, and the local funeral home did not accept it.
I had the heart to ask Li Peng if he knew how the deceased died, and I was afraid that he would be afraid if he asked too much, he was a driver, and if something happened to us, we would all be ruined.
Li Peng dragged us back the way we came, and our destination was the funeral parlor in Yongle Township, which we had just passed.
It took only twenty minutes before we followed the navigation to find the place. In front of me was a courtyard with several large brick houses, one of which had a tall chimney. If it weren't for the Yongle Township Funeral Home standing at the door, I wouldn't have recognized anything, and the comparison with Li Peng's family was really far behind.
Li Peng parked the car in front of the door and then made a phone call, and after a while, the two of them ran out, opened the door, got into the car and drove in with us.
Li Peng asked about their families, and they said that their families had not come at all. I could see a little nervousness on their faces, as if they knew something inside.
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Pushing open the door of the hall, there was only an old man in the duty room, and after Li Peng introduced himself, he took out the relevant procedures.
The old man took a look, then made a registration, handed the key to Li Peng, and said that the first big iron gate inside was, let us just take the body away.
Li Peng was stunned for a moment, then picked up the key and walked inside. I said in my heart that this is too strange, handing over the body is not a joke, if something goes wrong, it will be a lawsuit, and this old man will not follow?
Li Peng opened the door here, and the two one-stop employees said that they would go to the car to get the coffin, and they ran away as soon as they slipped away.
As soon as the door opened, I found large iron cabinets on both sides of the room, and a male corpse resting on a morgue bed in the middle. The corpse looked to be in his forties, with Mediterranean haircuts.
Strangely, the corpse had a vague smile on its face, shirtless and wearing a woman's red dress, stockings on its legs, and a high heel on one foot.
I didn't have time to pay attention to whether this person was a transvestite or not, and I was now shocked in my heart, because Huzi and I were both open-eyed, and I didn't see the soul of the deceased from above the corpse.
Huzi on the side also looked surprised, obviously also discovered this. When Huzi saw me looking at him, his face was full of doubt. I shook my head at him and motioned for him not to talk nonsense.
Li Peng was not sure if the body was the one he was going to pick up, so he waited for the two one-stop employees to come back. After waiting for a long time, neither of them came back, Li Peng was anxious, took out his phone and called.
The two people on the other side of the phone said that they had diarrhea and couldn't come back for a while, and the morgue was the goal of our trip, and if we were in a hurry, we would just take the body away.
Li Peng is not a fool, and it would be strange if he didn't notice the problem now, and he asked those two people what was going on, if they knew anything, and if they didn't say anything, they wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow. What we didn't expect was that the two of them resigned directly on the phone, and then turned off the phone when they called.
Huzi really couldn't hold back, and said to Li Peng: "Senior nephew, there is obviously a problem here, if not, let's stop pulling it, let's go back directly." ”
Li Peng's face was already a little pale, and it turned even paler when he heard Huzi say this, but he still gritted his teeth and sighed, and said: "It's so simple, does this mean that if you don't pull it, you won't pull it?" I just said that it's okay not to take it away, but now that the handover procedures have been completed, if we don't pull the body away, and the family sues us if the body is lost, my dad estimates that he will have to live in it for the rest of his life. ”
I still wanted to persuade him, but Huzi suddenly opened his mouth and said to Li Peng: "Okay, then you go and get the coffin." ”
After Li Peng went out, Huzi and I went to the corpse and looked at it carefully. The body was covered in no scars, and it didn't look like it had been drugged or drowned. But no matter how he died at this age, it must not be the end of his life, he must have died horizontally.
I said to Huzi a little depressed: "Look at the two people who were scared just now, there must be something wrong with this corpse, what's the matter, pull it or not?" “
"Is it up to us to decide whether to pull or not? Unless we both run away and let Li Peng take him back by himself, can you do that? Huzi asked me rhetorically.
It is also said that if Li Peng and his father are not dragged back to eat the lawsuit, if we want to say that the two of us ran away and threw Li Peng away, it is impossible, it seems that now we can only take the body back.
Huzi suddenly asked me, "Brother, do you see what's wrong with this corpse?" ”
I heard him ask this, and I thought he saw it, so I immediately asked him, "I didn't, you see what's coming, tell me." ”
"I'm, I don't see anything." Huzi smiled and said to me: "This corpse wants me to see, and even the soul is gone, so there should be no problem." Whether it was his family or the two employees, the reason why they were scared like that must be that they thought that the cause of his death was horrible, or that he was dressed too strangely. They're scared because they don't understand, and we don't see the problem, so what's the problem? ”
What Huzi said is not impossible, a corpse without a soul is actually just a mess of meat. I nodded, and the panic in my heart eased a lot.
Huzi thought about it, took out a talisman from the toolkit and pasted it on the corpse's head, so that the weird smile on the corpse's face could not be seen. For the sake of insurance, I urged the Vajra seal to cover it again, which is called double insurance.
At this moment, Li Peng came in carrying the plywood coffin with a cloth pasted on the outside, and he was stunned for a moment when he looked at the charm on the corpse's head.
Huzi smiled and said to him: "Our brothers have opened their eyes, the soul of this corpse is gone, there is no problem, for the sake of safety, you can rest assured." ”
When Li Peng heard him say this, he also breathed a sigh of relief. Li Peng pressed the coffin, and I raised my head and feet to put the body in.
When the lid of the coffin was closed, a little wind blew a corner of the charm on the door of the corpse's head, and I happened to see the strange smile on the corner of the corpse's mouth, and my heart suddenly chuckled. Then I reassured myself that I must have been nervous.
The body was loaded into the car, and Huzi finally found the dozen beers on the back door, and his eyes lit up and he was ready to drink it. I immediately grabbed it, and under Huzi's pleading, I told him that he was only allowed to drink one bottle, and he immediately nodded in agreement.
After a bottle of beer, Huzi had long forgotten about the corpse, leaned against the car door and played a little tune. I glanced at him and saw that he didn't mean to sleep because he had drunk a bottle of wine. That's it, you're not afraid to get drunk, as long as you don't sleep. In this environment, a tiger who has drunk too much is more scary than a corpse.
The car drove to the dirt road where Li Peng had taken the wrong road before, and suddenly there was another clang, as if it had hit something again. I didn't even think about it, and motioned to Li Peng to leave it alone and continue to drive forward.
Li Peng stepped on the accelerator and found that there was no response, and the car turned off. He kept turning the key to light the light, and the engine just didn't react at all.
Huzi asked Li Peng to go down to have a look, but Li Peng didn't speak, and I could tell from his expression that he didn't dare.
I smiled bitterly and asked Huzi to wait in the car, just as I went down and used my mobile phone to shine a little light on Li Peng.
Li Peng first pulled out the oil dipstick and looked at it, then looked at the battery cable, and checked the entire engine compartment, but he was stunned that he didn't find anything wrong.
"Oh, can you do it, why don't you call that buddy in the coffin to help?" As he spoke, Huzi got out of the car directly.
Li Peng was already afraid, but as soon as Huzi said this, the screwdriver in his hand suddenly fell into the crack of the water tank. I glared at Huzi fiercely, and blamed Huzi for being wronged.
I finally pulled the screwdriver out, and suddenly I felt a black shadow flash from the side of the car, followed by a "meow" sound. It should be a black cat, and it went straight through the crack in the door left by the tiger.
"Not good!" Huzi and I screamed almost at the same time, and the legend says that the corpse will cheat the corpse when it touches the black cat, although I don't know if it's true or not, but I was still shocked into a cold sweat.
Huzi was close to the door, and he opened the door without saying a word and rushed in, and I followed. It was pitch black in the carriage, and I could only hear the scolding and crackling sound of the tiger, and I did not go in, but blocked the door of the car.
After a while, Huzi grabbed a little black cat in his hand and said to me with a smile: "Fuck, fortunately the coffin has a lid, where do you say the cat came from in this place?" ”
"Be careful!" I yelled at Huzi, and then reached out to pull him out, for I could vaguely see a figure behind him.
Huzi thought I was joking, but the moment I was about to grab the corner of his clothes, he actually ducked back. Then his face changed, for from my point of view, he was leaning against the figure's arms.
"it!" Huzi subconsciously screamed, and then wanted to pounce out. Unfortunately, before he could finish his actions, the one inside snatched the black cat from his hand, and at the same time flew up and kicked the tiger out of the carriage.
At the same time that the tiger smashed head-on on me, the figure in the carriage grabbed the black cat and ran out, in the direction of the dirt road below, and disappeared in an instant.
The figure was none other than the corpse in the coffin, with the charm of the tiger on the door of the head, and the red dress was particularly conspicuous under the night sky.
What are you afraid of, in the end, it's still a corpse!