Zichu glanced at his flat chest with a smile, and sneered: "Of course, with your flat chest, any mother-in-law will feel strange when she looks at it." ”

Jun Yuchen said with a bitter face: "Even if that's the case, then you can't rush up and touch my breasts, right?" Fortunately, I am prepared today, and I will use two ingots of silver to fool these two hateful mothers-in-law. ”

"Haha! You kid, your brain has gotten better. Say, how could the queen agree to let you out? She's not afraid, what nonsense am I talking about outside? ”

Jun Yuchen hurriedly smiled and said, "Actually, I don't think the queen is a bad person, she may still think that everyone is not familiar with her, so she detained me to observe you for a few days." Now you must be doing well, and my sycophants are also in place, so she is merciful and let me go. ”

When Zi Chu heard this, he glanced at him and said, "You are talking to the queen like this, do you want to soak her?" But I have to warn you, it's okay for you to cuckold anyone, but if you cuckold the emperor, then you have to weigh your own head. ”

Jun Yuchen couldn't say anything, the expression on his face was a little stiff and unnatural, and he said, "Look what you said?" I don't have the guts, besides, I have you, what other extravagant hope for? ”

Zi Chu saw him coming over with a hippie smile as he spoke, and hurriedly hid to the side, and said leisurely: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't know you well." By the way, if you come back to the Song Mansion this time, I can't keep you for a long time. You can also see that the situation is different from the past, the old thing is sick, and now the house is shouting and killing every day. You have a special identity, and if someone finds out that you are a man, then you really can't leave. ”

These words simply hit Jun Yuchen's heart, and he was still figuring out what kind of reason he should use to let Zichu naturally arrange for him to live outside. Now that she took the initiative, she said excitedly: "Oh? That's fine, I'll find a small courtyard to live in by myself, and when we want to meet, I'll try to get someone to inform you. By the way, you said the old thing is sick, what's going on? ”

Zichu didn't want to tell him these filthy and dark insiders, so he said with a word: "She is a thief, forget it, don't mention her, so as not to affect her mood." By the way, how did you come up with the idea of renting a yard outside? Could it be that when the queen sent you out of the palace, she gave you silver? ”

Seeing that Zichu said this, he began to scan himself with a suspicious look again. Jun Yuchen's scalp was numb, and he hurriedly raised his hands and swore an oath: "The queen gave me some silver, but I swear to God, I will never do anything to be sorry for you." Otherwise, the sky will thunder and thunder, and you will not be able to die ........"

While he said this, he couldn't help but feel a little weak in his heart. Secretly, I don't know if Yang Surong's incident is a bit of a sideline? After all, if you are eye-to-eye with another woman, even if you don't like others, it is indeed a bit of a foul.

If she knew about this, she would probably have to use a kitchen knife to cut herself. By the way, what did she say before? If she knew that her man was messing around outside, she would cut off his little Gigi with a knife and feed it to the pigs....... Feed the pigs.......

When Jun Yuchen's heart was empty, suddenly, he was so immortal, and suddenly there was a thunderbolt in the sky. After a muffled sound, there was a bang, and there was a rain of beans.

Zi Chu looked at the man in front of him who was drenched like a chicken in soup, and saw that his hands were still held high in the air, so he smiled shamefully: "It is said that the sky has eyes, Yu Jiu, why didn't you hit this thunder?" Your oath will soon be lightning and thunder, how can you tell me to believe your oath? ”

Jun Yuchen was so frightened that he raised his hands in the air, and he didn't put it down, and it wasn't if he didn't let it go. After being stunned for a while, he hurriedly raised his sleeve and wiped his cheeks, and said very sincerely: "Chuchu, this is just a coincidence, a coincidence, a coincidence....... Really, if you don't believe me, I can send it again. ”

Zi Chu saw that he wanted to stretch out his hand again, but the oil paint on that face had already been unspent, and he hurriedly stopped: "Stop, stop, stop!" Stop, stop, I'm scared of you, you must not swear again. People say that men swear to cheat people out of money, but you swear to make a league, but you want people's lives! What, do you see, the clouds in the sky are quite thick, maybe, if you do it again, we will both be scorched. ”

Jun Yuchen closed his mouth in disdain, and when he saw the few dustpans drying under the eaves, he volunteered: "You want to dry these!" Here, let me help you! ”

Zi Chu saw his back running past him quickly, and the feeling in his heart was difficult to calm down for a while. She didn't know why this man could easily break into her closed heart, but it seemed that she didn't resist his appearance.

This thing is really unspeakably strange, is it possible that he can not achieve anything with him?

She walked up to Jun Yuchen and saw him clumsily checking the buds for herself, and said after a while: "You let me go of these dried flowers, and if you turn them over, they will become waste and cannot be used." Let's go to the study, you washed your face earlier, you rarely come here, I can't miss such a good opportunity to take a class. ”

Jun Yuchen raised his head with a smile and said, "Okay! I'll teach you how to write, don't worry, I'll definitely make you improve quickly this time. ”

The two of them were in the quiet study, and they practiced a few pages of words quietly. Jun Yuchen teaches seriously, and Zichu, a student, also learns seriously.

Both of them are handsome people, Zichu has no makeup, and the lead is unstained but beautiful as jade.

Jun Yuchen was dressed in a woman's outfit, but the fat powder on her face had been washed away. The handsome air between the eyebrows and eyes is difficult to hide, occasionally when holding Zichu's hand and putting down the pen, the two may have some physical contact between them, Zichu lowered his eyes and was silent, but Jun Yuchen was reluctant to look at the corners of her eyebrows. He knew that this woman had long been deeply engraved in his heart, and even if he left her for a while, he would be like sitting on pins and needles, unable to extricate himself.

After agreeing on the way for the two to contact each other in the future, Zichu was unequivocal, took out a silver ticket from his sleeve, stuffed it into Jun Yuchen's hand, and instructed: "Go and rent a better yard to live, and also, looking at your appearance, I know that you can't cook, I'll give you an idea, you ask an old mother who can cook to come back and help you deal with some housework." Then, I wrote and painted at home, my uncle opened a few calligraphy and painting shops, I will help you say a favor, let him help you sell it! ”

Jun Yuchen looked at the silver ticket she handed to her speechlessly, the corners of her mouth twitched, she really hated to crack and scratch her big mouth on the spot. Really, what are you doing in places like Qingyufang if you have nothing to do? Not to mention that she was misunderstood as a little man who came out to sell, after this is opened, with her strange thoughts, she may misunderstand herself into something.

But he didn't dare to explain the truth to Zichu, because Queen Nalan had repeatedly told her that he would never explain his true identity to her at this time.

However, when I thought of the life and work she had arranged for herself, she rented a crappy little yard, hired an old woman with a rough face and a vulgar face, and wrote and painted in the study at a daily price, and then made a living by selling calligraphy and paintings.......

Jun Yuchen didn't dare to think about it anymore, so she hurriedly shuddered, stopped her association in time, pushed her silver ticket out, and said, "Don't be like this, how can I ask for your money?" ”

Zichu didn't understand his thoughts in time, thinking that he was afraid of the lack of money, so he simply unfolded it and said loudly: "Don't be verbose, let me tell you, this time it's not a hundred taels for you." Take a look, sister, I have allocated you two thousand taels of cash tickets. With this money, you can go outside and buy a yard! ”

Jun Yuchen couldn't cry or laugh, he tried to close his eyes and force himself not to think about the story about the one hundred taels of silver tickets, and after taking a deep breath, he said: "Talking about money hurts feelings, Chu Chu, you know, what I like is you ........"

Zichu hurriedly shook off the goosebumps on his body, interrupted his lyrical tone rudely and directly, and said, "Gotta get it, please don't chirp sour in front of me." What talking about money hurts feelings, I also tell you, this is the correct explanation, it should be that talking about feelings hurts money. So let's talk about money, it's just neat, and everyone's psychological pressure is not so great. ”

Jun Yuchen looked at the silver ticket in his hand very helplessly, the corners of his mouth twitched for a while, and then he said a little weakly: "Then you give me this money because you plan to ....... Got me? ”

"Poof! ....... I'll fuck you, Yu Jiu, can you not think so filthy and obscene? Sister, I just want to lead you to be a good person, why do you have to take yourself into the ditch? You can see clearly, my aunt and grandmother want a man, what kind of people are not waiting in a long line to the city gate to be candidates? Keeping you, you really can afford to look down on yourself! Just your body, and your little bit of effort....... Tut! ”

Hearing her say this, Jun Yuchen was naturally very unconvinced, and he stiffened his neck to defend his ability in a certain aspect: "What do you call my little kung fu?" I could do it seven times a night! Hum! Do you know what it means to have seven times in one night? It's a man like us! ”

Zichu clasped his hands in front of his chest, and mocked viciously with a cynical look: "Yes, I know you seven times a night!" However, I think you should also know, other doctors have said that frequent urination, urgency, and incomplete urination are all diseases caused by kidney deficiency, and people only relieve themselves two or three times in a night! You've been doing this seven times a night, why don't you hurry up and find a doctor? ”