Chapter 008: Earthy Love Letter
In order to highly restore the painstaking work of Instructor Biao, I decided to present the 1.0 version of Instructor Biao, the 2.0 version modified by Lin Ruofan, and the 3.0 version modified by Wu Minling and me. If you think this chapter is too watery, you can skip it directly.
Version 1.0
Emerald Flower:
You should be surprised to receive my letter. That's right, I'm the stupid kid who has had a crush on you for 10 years, living in the village. 10 years have passed, I wonder if you have forgotten me? I'm not as thin as I used to be, I'm strong now. As strong as Wu Jing, as capable as Jackie Chan, the iron egg at the end of the village can't bully you anymore.
It is said that "the garden can't be closed in spring, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall." "You are the most beautiful red apricot in the village, not only beautiful out of the wall, but also beautiful out of the village, out of the province, out of the country.
During the Spring Festival of last year, I returned to the countryside from the army to visit relatives, and I was really happy to know that you were still a yellow flower girl and had not yet married, not because you couldn't get married, but because I still had the opportunity to fight for it.
Do you remember the night of the third day of the Lunar New Year? We got very drunk with Tiedan, Erzhu, and Honghua, and I plucked up the courage to confess to you that night, and you nodded. You then threw up me, but I knew it was a sign of your true nature. As the saying goes, "I vomit the truth after drinking", so I am really happy that I will tell the truth when I vomit. Even though you are calm again the next day, I know where you belong and where you are wild.
After that vacation, I had a hard time sleeping when I returned to the army, and I decided to express my thoughts to you. So I got your address through the cousin of the second aunt of the third aunt's cousin, and I decided to use my Mo (ink, here Instructor is a typo) water to infect you, move you, and conquer you.
In half a year, I will be able to transfer from the army, and I hope we can keep up the correspondence until I finish my mission and go back to you.
Love, Honorably
August 27, 2019
Version 2.0
Emerald Flower:
You should be surprised to hear from me, right? That's right, I'm your childhood sweetheart, and I've had a crush on you for 10 years. My feelings for you are like the old house at the head of the village, and they have not changed in the slightest. 10 years have passed, I wonder if you ever remember me? Tell you, I have become a strong man, stronger than Wu Jing, more handsome than Leehom, singled out Jackie Chan, and the iron egg at the end of the village saw me cowardly.
It is said that "the fish and geese fall, and the moon is shy of flowers." "You are the most beautiful village flower in the village, not only the village flower, but also the city flower, the provincial flower, and the national flower.
During the Spring Festival of last year, I returned to the countryside from the army to visit relatives, and I was honored to know that you were still in the boudoir, and I was glad that you did not meet the wrong person at the wrong time, but left a pair of glass shoes for the true destiny.
Do you remember the night of the third day of the Lunar New Year? We got drunk with Tiedan, Erzhu, and Honghua, and I confessed to you through wine that night, and you nodded shyly. You leaned on me with a blushing face, and I stroked your back to help you vomit. As the so-called "drunken confession", I am really glad that you can put down your disguise in front of me and release yourself in this way.
After that vacation, I returned to the army tossing and turning, unable to sleep, and I decided to show you my heart once again. So I got your address through various connections, and I decided to use my talent to infect you, move you, and conquer you.
In half a year, I will be able to transfer from the army, and I hope that we can continue to exchange letters until I have completed the tasks assigned by the motherland and then come back to you.
Love, Honorably
August 27, 2019
"How? Isn't the version I discussed with Lin Ruofan particularly touching? "Instructor Biao is clearly confident in his letters.
"Can I tell the truth?" I looked at Instructor Biao in embarrassment.
"Nonsense, you don't need to say it, just change it for me."
"I just want to know what kind of education Cuihua is? Lin Ruofan has changed well, but I'm afraid that it's a little too literate and ungrounded, and if you write a love letter, you must be sincere, and it doesn't seem good to find a gunman. ”
"If you want to manage so much, let you write it, you have read so many books, can't you write a letter? If you can't do it, just get Lin Ruofan back for me! "Instructor Biao is clearly impatient.
At this moment, Wu Minling's voice came out of the grass: "How can this be true!" It's so reasonable for people to be gunmen, if I were Cuihua, I would abandon it if I received such a love letter with gorgeous rhetoric but no real feelings. ”
"Who? Get out of here! Instructor Biao walked towards the grass, Wu Minling pulled Guo Qin's hand away, and stood up, "It's me, instructor." ”
"Okay, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing here? Is it not enough to train hard during the day? Come out and practice on your own at night? Instructor Biao glared at Wu Minling angrily.
"I just came out to go to the toilet, but I didn't expect to eat such a big melon."
I was about to run over to help out when I heard two more sneezes in the grass. I took it, and all the people who ate melons were exposed.
"And how many companions, all of them stand up for me! Don't let me find you alone, or the reward will be doubled! Instructor Biao looked at the grass.
"And me!" Wang Ziyao confessed first.
"And me!" Then there is Guo Qin.
"And me!" Finally, there is Zhou Jun.
"One, two, three, are you gourd babies? Whoosh out of one, swish out of one, is there any more? ”
"Report to the instructor, all the staff are here!" Zhou Jun excitedly saluted the instructor.
"Very good, all of them, run me to the playground until I'm satisfied."
"Don't, don't, instructors, they were all unintentional, and it's big night, and it's been seen by other instructors, and the whole training camp knows about your love letter."
Instructor Biao looked at me and paused, "Which of you has the best grades?" The best writing? Leave one of them to write to me, and all the rest will stand next to me until the letter is written. ”
"The best writing should be our Sanfeng, he is a famous talent in the High School Affiliated to the University of Foreign Affairs." Zhou Jun and Guo Qin pointed at me in unison.
"Minling's writing is also good, and women's thinking is more delicate and emotional. I recommend Min Ling. Wang Ziyao supports Wu Minling to write it.
"One sheep is also driven, and two sheep are also herded. It's up to the two of you to write it, and the other three are standing next to me, and I'm going to have a supper, and I'm going to see the finished product when I come back. As for the penalty station, don't think I'm going to walk away, you can steal chickens, look at the cameras on the lampposts, if you dare to make a small move, tomorrow will be hellish training waiting for you. With that, the instructor prepared to leave.
"Wait a minute, I have a question."
"What's the problem?"
"Lin Ruofan has already revised it for you before, if you are still dissatisfied, you have to give a request before we can write it." I looked at Wu Minling, who was staying aside, and hoped that she would also say something.
"I don't have any requirements, as long as I can move my emerald flowers."
"Can you give us a little bit about your shared experience? Or a common hobby? Or is it something else······"
"Why are you so annoyed? Lin Ruofan didn't ask me so much, and he wrote it differently? It seems that your level is really not as good as Lin Ruofan. I'm gone, and I'm going to look back at the finished product. ”
The five of us looked at each other at the blank sheets of paper, as if we had been pointed, unable to move. Tonight's scene really responds to the sentence "Curiosity kills cats." "If it weren't for the gossip Lin Ruofan's actions, we wouldn't have put this on the table.
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Lin Ruofan struggled in bed for nearly half an hour, and then fell asleep. Of course, our Liang Shechang was dutiful, and he still looked at Lin Ruofan with golden eyes, afraid that he was just pretending to be asleep. And Wang Yongfa on the side was already asleep and talking in his sleep.
Wu Minling finished reading the two versions of the love letter, revealing an expression of crying and laughing. Elementary school students write such love letters better than them, and they try in vain to impress others. It's just nonsense! ”
"I think it's okay, Lin Ruofan's modified version is still like that." I muttered quietly.
"That's it, I'm the main writer, you assist, since there is no outline, let's write it according to the half-proposition composition, the key word is moving. We have to substitute ourselves, or some touching love movie plots, to complete it. What do you think? Wu Minling looked at me.
"No problem, the women's brushstrokes are more delicate, the writing will be handed over to you, and I will make up the plot, how about it?"
“ok! Let's go. ”
Version 3.0
Emerald Flower:
I'm afraid you feel a little abrupt to receive my letter. That's right, I'm the one who has had a crush on you for a long time, when I lived at the head of the village and you lived at the end of the village. Although we had never seen each other when we were in womb, we had drunk the same river of water. The seeds of fate have been quietly sown between you and me.
10 years later, I wonder if you remember me? I look at the night sky every night and gesture my hand to your face in the air. The evening breeze is like your kiss to me.
Tell you, I'm not as thin as I used to be, I want to protect your emotions and let me keep exercising, I don't want to be as strong as Wu Jing, handsome as Leehom, win Jackie Chan, I just hope that there is a range of my appearance, where my arms can reach, and I can no longer see your sad tears.
It is said that "good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a thousand." "As the face of our village, you not only have beauty, but also a benevolent heart, which can be described as the village version of "Hepburn". I can't wait to ride my little sheep and have a "Roman holiday" encounter with you.
During the Spring Festival of the previous year, I returned to the countryside from the army to visit relatives, and I knew that you were still unmarried, and I don't know if you were waiting for me. Of course, this is just a small luxury for me. Your waiting is correct, the old moon has already pulled the red line between the two of us, and as soon as the auspicious day arrives, we will be able to lead the magpie bridge to meet.
Remember that autumn trip when you were in elementary school? The green snake bit you, the classmates were afraid to hide, at that time I suddenly inexplicably brave, towards your wound to suck blood, although afterwards I know that the snake is not poisonous, but I think this is the most courageous in my life in 25 years, if there is a chance, I want to be brave for you again, ten times or even a lifetime.
I still remember the quiz in junior high school, and I obviously copied your answers. But somehow, I still scored higher than you, and I even took first place in my class in history. At that time, when you went home, you were told by your parents for a long time, and I saw it in my eyes and felt pain in my heart. But please forgive me for being cowardly and unable to confess to my teachers, parents or even you, because I want to create a perfect image in front of you, even if it is only fictional.
Do you remember the night of the third day of the Lunar New Year? We got drunk with Tiedan, Erzhu, and Honghua, which was my long-lost indulgence, and I plucked up the courage to confess to you that night, and you nodded to me with a red face. Although we all drank, we were drunk and sober, not to mention that it was a 10-year wait, not only mellow, but also pure.
After that vacation, I returned to the army and couldn't sleep, and I decided to tell you what I was feeling. So I got your address through various channels, and I decided to exchange my sincerity for your nod of approval.
In half a year, I will be able to transfer from the army, and I hope we can keep up the correspondence until I finish my mission and go back to you.
Love, Honorably
August 27, 2019
As the love letter was written, Wu Minling and I looked at each other and smiled. I noticed that her face was flushed.
"I said, you are a match made in heaven, and if I hadn't known that the contents of this letter were what you had imagined, I would have been really moved. There are yours. Wang Ziyao praised me like crazy.
What happened next? I also forgot, I only remember that Instructor Biao let us go, and I really don't know whether he adopted our letter or not, but in the last few days of military training, Lin Ruofan's treatment fell from heaven to hell.