After three hours of protracted battle on the dark and windy night of this month, my battle with mosquitoes has entered a white-hot stage. With the beating rhythm of 44 beats and the powerful circular three-dimensional snoring around it, the whole dormitory is like a multi-part Yellow River chorus. Suddenly, a loud radio voice interrupted the majestic singing.

"Please all military training personnel after hearing the broadcast, pack their bags and gather in the playground within 3 minutes, and those who are late will be rewarded for standing in a military posture until dawn!"

I immediately looked up at the playground, glad that I hadn't fallen asleep yet, and at the same time proudly prepared to be the hero of the villagers, Halib, but I didn't expect that the four-eyed head had already run to press the light button.

"Hahaha, sure enough, everything is under my control." After saying that, he habitually lifted his gold-rimmed glasses again, and showed a confident smile.

Speaking of which, it is necessary for me to introduce the composition of our military training dormitory. Because it was just the beginning of the school year, everyone didn't know each other very well, and Mr. Gao Ren adopted a not-so-clever arrangement plan, arranging the male and female dormitories according to the student number. This is obviously the classification of the population according to the results of the red fruit.

According to the structure of the dormitory, each bedroom can only accommodate 6 people, except for me and Lin Ruofan, the remaining four people are Liang Tiancheng on the 5th, Guo Qin on the 6th, Wang Yongfa on the 8th, and Zhou Jun on the 10th. It's not true to say that the six of us don't know each other at all, because Mingshan Middle School is, after all, the municipal focus of Mingshan City, and the students who can come in are none other than those key junior high schools. Like me and Lin Ruofan's Waida High School, Liang Tiancheng and Wang Yongfa's Qiaoyang No. 3 Middle School, Guo Qin and Zhou Jun's City No. 1 Middle School.

Many people will wonder if the head of the dormitory is not served by the nosy Lin Ruofan? That's also a story about the candidacy for the post of housemaster. Let's sell it here. Let's move on to the brutal scene of military training. Anyway, let's remember our four-eyed Shechang Liang Tiancheng first.

"Get up!! Otherwise, we won't be waiting for you! I yelled at Lin Ruofan's bed, of course, my shouting may be due to his sleep, mosquitoes flying by. I saw that he didn't react at all, so I had to resort to the lost mastery of martial arts - "Lion Roar Gong", just when I was angry and wanted to use internal force to roar, Guo Qin came over silently, patted me on the shoulder, and then pointed at his *, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, although we had not communicated before, but in this second, I seemed to understand his thoughts. It can be said that "the heart is clear", at least in awakening Lin Ruofan.

With a "poof" sound, Lin Ruofan got up as if suffocated, "Which one lacks a heart?" Disturbing my dreams with poison gas bombs? ”

"Two minutes to go, are you going or not leaving?" I pointed to my watch and looked at the playground.

"If you don't go, we'll go first, anyway, I've done my best." Guo Qin and Zhou Jun nodded to us and ran off the playground.

"As the head of the dormitory, I have the right and obligation to remind you that there is less than a minute left before the assembly, and you must have a sense of collectivity, a sense of class mission, and a ······."

"Alright, alright. I'm really afraid of you, you are more Tang Seng than Tang Seng. Lin Ruofan couldn't withstand Liang Tiancheng's tight spell, but he still got up.

"Stop the ink, there's really only one minute left! Hurry up and go! GO！ GO！ Wang Yongfa couldn't help but speak at this time.

Damn, why did this minute suddenly seem so long in the mouths of the two brothers, and there was still a minute left after talking for so long, I was muttering in my heart.

"Last ten seconds, ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, one" came over the radio with a fatal countdown, and seeing that we were about to rush to the front of the group, the sudden jump from four to one deprived us of the last struggle.

"Eh, that's good, even the head of the dormitory wants to participate in the special training of standing in the military posture." Instructor Biao looked at Liang Tiancheng coldly. may be cowardly of the corporal punishment of me and Lin Ruofan today, Liang Tiancheng Ma lowered his head from Tang Seng who had just made a monstrous truth and became a little turtle.

"Obviously we will be able to arrive in 2 seconds, I am not convinced, from the rules of mathematics, we are not late!" Lin Ruofan argued. I subconsciously pulled Lin Ruofan's right hand with my hand.

"I'm telling you, here, what I say is the rule." Instructor Biao glanced at us. Then continue to give orders to most of them, "You guys all pack your backpacks and set off with the previous team, you can't cut the line on the way, chase." ”

Looking at them all dragging their half-dead bodies, do you think they still have the strength to chase, are you kidding? I began to murmur in my heart again.

"Then the four of you, all stand well for me, stand until 6 o'clock tomorrow, and give me a stand to die!"

Lin Ruofan suddenly raised his hand again, "Report to the instructor!" "This time the instructor came too suddenly, he was caught off guard, and Wang Yongfa and I didn't have time to hold him. Hey, I seem to be feeling bad again.

"Say!" Instructor Biao said impatiently.

"Since it's past 12 o'clock and we're already entering the next day, how would we understand this sentence if we were to stand until 6 o'clock tomorrow?"

I obviously felt that Lin Ruofan wanted to satirize Instructor Biao's math was taught by the physical education teacher, but this time I really wanted to die, because I had already guessed the ending.

I glanced at Wang Yongfa, he covered his eyes with one hand, and said, "Pig teammate, I obey you, really."

o work

o die！ Liang Tiancheng, who lowered his head, was even more angry and stomped his feet.

It seems that all three of us have already guessed Instructor Biao's answer.

"You deserve to be the top in the class, even the punishment is so in place, my math is really not good, let me pinch my fingers first, it's 3 o'clock in the morning, if you stand until 6 o'clock tomorrow, you need to stand 1, 2, 3······· 27 hours. Right? Instructor Biao looked at Lin Ruofan, domineering and leaking.

"Report to the instructor, congratulations! You got it right! Lin Ruofan did not back down at all.

"Good boy, I'm going to serve you well today! The rest of you can return to the team by standing until 6 o'clock, and Lin Ruofan will stand for me until 6 o'clock tomorrow! After saying that, the instructor went to work with the collective team to play backpack training.

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"Damn! Lao Tzu will never succumb to power, and he will stand to death if there is a kind. I'm sorry that I've hurt both of you today! Lin Ruofan looked at Wang Yongfa and Liang Tiancheng and bowed 90 degrees.

"Damn! The three people you obviously implicated! Big brother, you have cataracts in your eyes, use Shapu Aisi! I said angrily.

"Don't make a noise! As the old saying goes, 'Kong says Chengren, Meng says righteousness!' 'Today, since I am the same person who sleeps with Brother Ruofan, I should share the blessings and share the difficulties, ah, no, I am the same person, and besides, as the head of the house, I should have taught my roommates to be disciplined, and I should not ······."

"Just interrupt, we're just in the same room, not in the same bed, please don't be so emotional. Besides, you can save your head theory first, after all, you have to stand for another 3 hours, so you better rest. ”

Wang Yongfa ignored the quarrel between Lin Ruofan and Liang Tiancheng, looked at the sky, and blew the whistle happily, I followed his whistle sound, and actually hummed along with the song, "You ask / I love you / how deeply / I love you / how much." In the end, it changed from a solo to an ensemble, and Lin Ruofan and Liang Tiancheng also joined in and sang together, so we sang and sang and sent away the moon and ushered in the sun. Of course, in addition to the sun, we are also greeted by the test of Biao Han (fierce).