Roger at this moment, there is only one word that can describe the ton!!

Although the previous three heads and six arms were a little strange, at least they still maintained the shape of a human.

This time, it's not a person.

I saw that he was swollen all over, and even if his father Luo Feng came, he couldn't recognize this person as his son.

Needless to say in terms of body type, He Xiaotian suddenly remembered a movie he watched a few years ago, "Journey to the West".

There was a super-giant woman inside, like a depth charge, who forced the 'Senior Brother Sha' to fly ashore.

And Roger was more than three times more swollen than her.

It's no wonder that when I fell into the pit before, there would be a loud bang.

This weight did not make the earth shake, and it was simply not face-saving.

What's even more 'amazing' is that this guy has a phoenix crown on his head and a scarlet wedding dress on his body.

In particular, the crown is decorated with three dragons, and a dragon in the middle holds a jewelry drop, facing forward; The dragon on both sides is outward, making a flying shape, and there is a wishful cloud head under it, and the dragon head is a long jewelry charm in the mouth.

Before the three dragons, there were three emerald phoenixes in the middle layer. The phoenix shape is like spreading its wings and flying, and the jewels in its mouth are slightly shorter.

The crown is decorated with large and small beaded flowers, and the middle of the beaded flowers is inlaid with red and blue gemstones, and the surrounding is lined with green clouds and green leaves.

Gorgeous, magnificent.

Probably to describe this crown, or rather, to be born for it.

Dressed in a wedding dress, it was extremely scarlet, and when you sniffed it carefully, it was even mixed with a strong smell of blood.

It is embroidered with gold thread with the auspicious pattern of the dragon and phoenix, and more than that.

Perhaps because of the superb embroidery skills, the dragon and the phoenix on the wedding dress always have the meaning of breaking through the boundaries and vacating the sky.

In short, Lao Luo, who was swollen all over, turned out to be a women's clothing boss.

Although the picture was once unbearable to look at, it can be called spicy eyes. It's a lot lower than two doors fighting each other.

But He Xiaotian actually felt that Roger unexpectedly fit well.

"What's wrong?"

Roger looked at He Xiaotian, who was constipated, confused.

"Hey!"

He raised his arm, ready to shake it in front of the other's eyes.

As a result, he saw his right hand, which was swollen into a stone pier.

“？？？”

And the red sleeves, what the hell is going on.

He was obviously wearing casual clothes, a short-sleeved shirt!

"Lao Luo, I didn't expect you to have this special habit." He Xiaotian shook his head and said, his tone was really inadequate. And he didn't know where to pull out a floor-to-ceiling mirror.

“！！！” Roger was stunned, who was the big meat ball in the mirror? "Why do you even have a mirror with you?!"

He Xiaotian put the floor-to-ceiling mirror into the storage space with his backhand, and muttered in his mouth: "Be prepared, who knows when you will be able to use it?" ”

"Just the ball in the mirror...... Man, am I? ”

"Guess what! Could it be me! ”

When the words fell, Roger closed himself directly and sat on the ground.

"Poof!"

The earth seemed to shake for a moment at that moment.

I saw Roger sitting on the ground with a sad face.

It's a pity that his face is too 'fat' to find his eyes if you don't look closely.

"I think I just hit something? And then that thing, it bit me in the ass. But the whole process, there is no pain. Am I poisoned? And what about the weirdos? ”

He Xiaotian: "......"

The matchmaker was also ruthless enough, and before she died, she bit Roger back, poisoning him.

"Where did you get the phoenix crown on your body?"

"I don't know, I don't feel it at all. When it was put on me, I don't even know. Roger's face was full of depression, what kind of is this mother? Why did the unlucky things happen one after another, and they crashed into him one after another?

The stars are shining, but that's it!

He Xiaotian touched his chin and pondered to himself.

Could it be that the red glow before was Roger's wedding dress?

After the matchmaker died, this thing was attached to him?

"X, help me take it off."

Roger's voice rang out, and he was struggling to pull his wedding dress.

I am here to destroy the Prajna sect, not to marry!

Running all over the ground in a wedding dress, what's the matter?

It's a pity that the six arms as thick as the cement pier are really inconvenient to move.

He Xiaotian stepped forward, grabbed his clothes, and pulled him fiercely.

And then...... Directly picked up Roger.

"The quality is very good."

He Xiaotian was slightly surprised, his strength is not known to others, is it not clear to himself?

It was not torn, and the tenacity of the wedding dress was outrageous.

"Wait a minute!" He Xiaotian put down Roger, circled around him a few times, and finally asked, "Your clothes have no buttons!" ”

What's even more amazing is that there is not even a single gap in the whole dress.

From the side, it confirms that an idiom is seamless.

"Lao Luo, you can wear it for the time being."

Tear is not broken, seamless, let his surname He take off?

"Well, that's all there is to it." Roger said in frustration, who else is there at such a point of decay!

"Hehe, you just stand here and don't move, I'll go buy two oranges...... I'm going to look at the matchmaker's property. Don't worry, we'll divide it into ninety-one. He Xiaotian patted him on the shoulder as a comfort.

Roger looked at He Xiaotian's back that disappeared into the darkness, and held it back, I will eat two, and the rest will be given to you.

Ma De, do you really think that I am uneducated?

Ahh

He Xiaotian began to look for the treasure house of the matchmaker on the top of Zhushan.

Like such a strong person, can he not have some belongings?

Even a spider at the peak of the ninth rank can throw a thousand spiritual energy crystals at will.

It can be seen how rich the other party is.

"Click!" "Click!"

As he approached the top of the mountain, He Xiaotian heard a faint sound, as if he was chewing.

Concentrate and listen.

"Yamauchi?"

Could it be that the matchmaker's subordinates, some of them have not left?

As early as the time when there was a big battle in the hall, a group of weak monsters scattered and ran away.

He Xiaotian is also too lazy to chase, how many experience points can be given in the corners?

It also takes effort and is not worth it.

He picked up the Jizo Town Demon Monument and slammed it down against the hard rocks.

"Bang!!" "Bang!!"

Under the unparalleled divine power, the entire Pearl Mountain was crumbling.

"Boom"

Finally, after dozens of chiseling blows, a passage with a diameter of six meters was pierced by him.

He Xiaotian put away the Jizo Town Demon Tablet and got in.

After a few moments, a hollow chamber came into view.

Then...... He cried out in a heart-rending voice.

"My money!!"

Inside the secret room, there were jewels, gold and silver piled up.

It's a pity that these didn't make He Xiaotian moved, and what made him sad was that the two stone beasts were lying on top of the aura crystals and chewing heavily.

There are dozens of pieces in one bite, and after two rough chews, they are swallowed into the stomach.

When he cried out in pain, the two stone beasts destroyed hundreds of spiritual energy crystals.

"Boom!"

He Xiaotian's eyes were red, and he lay on the crystal pile and slept to live.

This is the life he dreamed of, and he hasn't lived it yet, so he can let the stone beast enjoy it.

Like a cannonball, he shot straight at it.

Punched a stone beast hard.

The air that poured into the chamber exploded in an instant.

"Bang!"

The stone beast that was swallowing the spiritual energy crystals without any reaction immediately flew out sideways, hitting the rocks inside the mountain and didn't know how deep.

Seeing this, the other side roared to the sky and wanted to pounce.

Before the results could be stopped, He Xiaotian's right foot was wrapped in endless anger and kicked on its head.

"Bang!"

The second stone beast flew sideways after it.

The stone beast in front of his head, which had been punched into the rock, poked its head out of the hole, and saw that his companion had arrived in front of him.

"Boom"

He Xiaotian looked at the remnants of the aura crystals, and his heart twitched.

With just a glance of his eyes, he knew how much was left.

Eight hundred aura crystals of different qualities have killed hundreds of thousands of experience points.

"Roar!" "Roar!"

The two stone beasts roared, but they were greeted by a pair of scarlet eyes.

For some reason, for a moment they froze.

"Boom!" "Bang!" "Bang dang!"

I don't know how long it took, He Xiaotian finally vented enough.

The two stone beasts collapsed on the ground, shivering.

It's not that he can't be broken, but he killed the two beasts, how can he stop the bleeding?

So, just taught each other a lesson.

"In the future, do you know that you have to pay back the money?"

The two stone beasts actually don't understand the so-called repayment at all.

But he was still busy nodding his head, as if he was pounding garlic.

Right from the heart!

Otherwise, do you still want to be beaten?

Only then did He Xiaotian take a closer look at the two stone beasts.

Its body is like a tiger and leopard, its head and tail are like a dragon, its color is also gold and jade, its shoulders have a pair of wings but cannot be extended, and its head has a horn and leans back.

"Pixiu?!"

It is rumored that Pixiu is fierce and mighty, and is responsible for patrolling the heavens to prevent demons, monsters, plagues and diseases from disturbing the heavens. Later, because of the violation of the rules of heaven, the Jade Emperor punished him to only feed on the wealth in all directions, swallow everything without diarrhea, and can attract wealth and treasures, only in and out.

The two stone Pixiu bodies were covered in jewels, and when they opened their mouths, they spit out large and rich spiritual energy.

It can be seen how much gold, silver, jewelry, and spiritual energy crystallization they have eaten in the secret room.

"There is also an overflow of spiritual energy, which proves that it has not been digested."

He Xiaotian was ruthless, dragged a Pixiu, turned it upside down, and shook it wildly.

"Spit it out for me!"

Another stony pixiu that survived: "......"

I don't know how long it took, Roger who grew into a ball and was covered with a phoenix crown, came to the secret room.

He waited for a long time, but he didn't see He Xiaotian return.

I was afraid that the other party would accidentally capsize in the gutter, so I found it.

As a result, as soon as he entered the secret room, he saw two stone beasts, like drunkards who had drunk too much, lying on top of the mountains of gold and silver retching.

That's right, retching.

It's a pity that nothing was spit out.

Opposite the stone beast, sat He Xiaotian with a disappointed face.

"One bite counts your fifty spiritual energy crystals, one bite per second. One minute is three thousand, from the time the matchmaker died, and you got out of trouble. In about ten minutes, 30,000 aura crystals.

You will work for me in the future, and you will be counted as a spiritual energy crystal's salary for a month, all year round. Twelve in a year, thirty thousand divided by twelve, equals two thousand five hundred years. How's it for three thousand years?! ”

He Xiaotian looked at him fiercely, and the two stone Pixiu who were still retching calculated.

The two Pixiu didn't know anything at all, and everything he said could only nod mechanically.

Roger: "......"

You're so neat!

One time, five hundred years?

it, peel the skin around the nightmare realm.

Slave owners are not as ruthless as you!