Chapter 5 Become the king of quarrels in the vegetable market
On winter mornings, the cold wind blows, and the narrow streets are crowded. As soon as Hai Shan entered the vegetable market, she heard a shout from there: "The factory owner and sister-in-law have run away, and the price of the warehouse is cleared!" Electric hand warmer bag, 20 yuan a piece, 30 yuan two, 30 yuan you can't buy a loss, you can't buy a fool, buy is earn. ”
Hai Shan listened interestingly, squeezed in, the electric heater was printed on the two bears and played with the ball, Hai Shan smiled and played with it in her hand.
Uncle Zhang in the community saw it and snatched it, these two bear electric heaters are just right for my two grandchildren.
System prompt: Win the bear electric heater and strive to be the king of the vegetable market quarrel!
Hai Shan said in her heart: Your task is not very authentic! Let me quarrel with an old man! I'm a beautiful doctor, it's too embarrassing!
Hai Shan immediately said: Uncle Zhang, I got this first, whoever takes it first gets it! ”
Uncle Zhang didn't give in to Haishan: How old are you, and you also buy a hand warmer bag with a bear pattern, my grandson used this at that age, and you don't have children, it's the same to take that! ”
"I'm sorry, I just want this, so I won't give it to you"
"You"
"What you are you"
"Me"
"What I am"
I'm usually very good to you, but you actually grabbed an electric hot water bottle with me. Uncle Zhang only glared angrily.
Haishan quickly took out thirty yuan and gave it to the boss, and the boss quickly packed it up for me.
There was a boo in the crowd, this old Zhang is usually called the king of quarrels in the vegetable market, his combat effectiveness is off the charts, and he quarrels with people over a trivial matter, and yesterday morning I heard that in order to buy cabbage, he peeled the skin and quarreled with the aunt who sold vegetables. Buying green onions today, I secretly saw that he grabbed another handful of shallots and put them in the bag, so I like to be cheap.
Always looking at the little girl's Sven, I wanted to bully others, but I was bullied by others.
I didn't win a little girl today.
It turned out that the quarrel was so cool, and Haishan was also happy.
Take the hand warmer bag to the house and stammer the old lady, Hai Shan said in her heart As soon as Hai Shan came home and saw her mother sitting on the sofa, she immediately pounced, Mom, I bought a hand warmer, one for each of us.
My mother's face darkened: "Li Haishan, Li Haishan, I don't know what to say about you?" ”
Li Haishan immediately interrupted her mother's words: "Yes! Mom, don't say it, this hand warmer bag is not easy to come by, and I quarreled with Uncle Zhang for this thing! ”
"You can't rob a man, grab a hand warmer, you're as fast as a spaceship, you're getting out of your breath."
"How much is a hand warmer worth? How much is a good husband worth? Are you ashamed? ”
"Mom, I was wrong. I'll get you on your knees! Am I not afraid that your back hurts in winter? Don't be angry, I'll give you a warm baby and put it on your waist, and it won't hurt immediately! ”
Hai Shan took the warm baby and ran away quickly, she felt that she was really a little clever ghost, and she slipped away.
In fact, Haishan's mother still loves this daughter very much in her heart, and feels that her daughter is very good in all aspects, and hopes that Haishan can start a family soon.
Haishan has always been in no hurry about finding a boyfriend, so she often reprimands her for this.
Haishan's father blames you for leaving early, her personality is like a boy, she is very aggressive, she doesn't look like a girl, Haishan's mother looked at her father's photo, and her eyes were red again.
Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong, Menling rang, she stepped on high shoes and came in, her thick black long hair was casually draped over her shoulders, and the slightest strand looked charming~! The slightly curled eyelashes, charming eyes, and sexy and plump lips reveal thousands of styles all the time...... A pink rabbit fur coat further accentuates her first-class figure, paired with a bright yellow velvet knee-length skirt and a pair of black high boots...... It's so coquettish. Cousin-in-law Li Meili came in with a kick.
Auntie, who is this angry with! Li Meili asked with a smile.
"It's not for Haishan to worry about, every day is like a boy, he is almost 30 years old, this boyfriend doesn't even have a shadow, do you think I can't be in a hurry to get angry?"
My cousin-in-law covered her mouth and said with a smile, "Auntie, what's the hurry." Now the ratio of men and women is out of balance, there are more men and fewer women, and girls don't have to worry about getting married! Our Haishan has a very good personality and a good career, auntie, you are too pessimistic! ”
"That's it, that's it, my cousin is right, mom, you're pessimistic"
Haishan's mother is a roll of the eyes at Haishan!
"Beautiful, how well you are married, I heard that Cousin Haishan cooks breakfast for you every day before work, and her mother-in-law washes your feet! Haishan's mother preached with envy.
Cousin-in-law Li Meili is a person who often talks about in the mother's group, and she got married as soon as she graduated from college at the age of 22, and then gave birth to a super good-looking little girl (nicknamed Candy). The family treats their daughter-in-law as if they were princesses. It is a good example of marrying.
"Candy Mother, you have time to teach Hai Shan, how can you marry well?"
Didn't I say that I could get married, but this changed the standard again!
Auntie, don't worry, I'll teach her! Li Meimei's words made Xiaoshan's mother overjoyed.
Haishan, to learn the art of speaking, is to be able to be coquettish to boys.
You always say, "What's the matter, I'll get it," and don't talk about it anymore.
Haishan nodded again and again after listening to it, Li Meimei's words do make sense, there are a few boys who are around and end up being buddies who hook up their shoulders.
"And what, sister-in-law!"
I'll go out to dinner with your brother tonight, and you will follow. Look at how I got spoiled with your brother. Teach you on the spot.
"Eat dog food on the spot, sister-in-law, you are so bad"
Hai Shan's heart is happy, and she can not be talked about by her mother at night!
At the night market stall, Hai Shan, Li Meili and Hai Shan's cousin Wu Fengping sat at a table.
Haishan, what do you want to eat?
"Husband, you can help me order, you know what I like to eat"
"Where's Hassan?"
"Brother, I want to eat roast whole sheep, in winter, the mutton is roasted on a charcoal fire, the oil is rising, and it is fragrant."
Then let's eat roast lamb!
"How can you eat sheep and sheep, sheep and sheep are so cute, you are too cruel like this, I used to raise sheep and sheep, and I also belong to sheep and sheep, but you want to eat sheep and sheep" My cousin-in-law said to my cousin with a crying voice!
"Don't eat sheep, who said that he wants to eat sheep, whoever eats sheep I will whip him" The cousin hurriedly hugged his cousin and comforted him repeatedly.
My cousin winked at me! I looked at the night sky and said, "Damn, no wonder I don't like any boys!"
The boss "grilled 20 skewers of crispy bones, two fish, stir-fried one spicy chicken, two egg fried rice!"
Li Meili picked up a piece of spicy chicken and chewed it slowly, it was so fragrant! "My husband is so spicy!"
The cousin hurriedly poured a glass of water for Li Meili, "Eat slowly, baby, don't be in a hurry, come and drink saliva"
"You feed me to drink"
Li Meili winked at Xiaoshan again!
Haishan sighed, I'm single based on my strength!
Hai Shan buried her head and took a bowl of egg fried rice and ate it vigorously.