Volume II
3 Disguise ExpertsThree hours ago......
"What? You said you asked Li Han to go undercover? In the ward, Chen Weiwei screamed out suddenly, looking at Tang Peng with wide eyes and disbelief, "I know you are not very willing to help, after all, this is something that violates your principles, and this matter itself is also very difficult, but...... Neither can you...... ...... like this"
"Is that child's play?" Tang Peng took Chen Weiwei's words, looked at him with a smiling expression, and said calmly.
“...... I didn't mean that, I just ......" Chen Weiwei paused, was speechless for a while, and hesitated for a few seconds before continuing, "Li Han is a person...... Belch...... How to describe it...... Belch...... Cheng Shuai! I believe you get the idea! ”
Cheng Shuai was stuffing something into his mouth to eat at this time, and suddenly Chen Weiwei screamed like this, so frightened that he was choked for a long time, and at the same time, the thief hid the food in his hand behind him:
"Huh? What, understand what? Lao Tzu didn't steal it! It's called rational foraging! ”
"......" Chen Weiwei lowered his eyelids and looked at Cheng Shuai speechlessly with a straight face.
Tang Peng here sighed softly, glanced at the high-end delicacies that Cheng Shuai was hiding behind him, and shook his head a little helplessly:
"I think I probably know how you, an idiot and good-for-nothing fool, survived the more than two weeks of that 'disappearance' (referring to the period between Cheng Shuai's trip to Yunnan and his recent return to the detective agency)."
"Damn! What do you mean by those eyes? Lao Tzu didn't take advantage of the night to open the window and sneak into other people's rooms to steal something to eat! The wound on the back of Lao Tzu's hand was not scratched by the glass when he turned over someone else's window! ”
“...... You even provided your own methods of crime and incriminating evidence...... This idiot ......"
"Uh...... Hu, nonsense! Lao Tzu didn't develop the habit of stealing and eating! Besides, is it necessary for Lao Tzu? These foods were originally prepared for Lao Tzu by the 'abacus', Lao Tzu ......" Cheng Shuai suddenly did not continue, because he found that Chen Weiwei looked at him with a look in his eyes that was a little wrong, "That, brother, you prepared these foods for me, right?" ”
Chen Weiwei looked at Cheng Shuai with a blue face for a while, and then said coldly:
"That's more than 380 servings of French foie gras."
"Damn, it's so expensive! Your conscience has been discovered, isn't it? Hahahaha...... Brother, there seems to be something wrong with the way you look at me......"
"That Matsusaka steak is worth six hundred and thirty-two pieces and eight cents."
“...... Free, right? ”
"The only free ones are the two cups of noodles at the corner of the table, and the others are the 'decorations' I put in order to match this luxurious care room."
“......”
"Brother, settle the account! I will credit the 4,000 yuan of food expenses to the account of Ssangyong Detective Agency, and if you don't pay it back in a month, you will double the interest! ”
"Wait, wait! Lao Tzu's food is not worth 4,000 yuan! You bastard, you ......."
"The piece of caviar pizza that Tang Peng is stuffing into his mouth now is one thousand eight hundred and ninety-four, and the dipping sauce next to it is one hundred and twenty-eight."
Cheng Shuai turned his head violently and found that Tang Peng was calmly chewing the valuable piece of pizza, and from time to time he dipped a little sauce on the table, eating it with relish, Cheng Shuai's face darkened, and he suddenly pounced:
"Damn, you idiot leave some for Lao Tzu!"
Here, Tang Peng dodged Cheng Shuai, and at the same time sent the pizza to his mouth without changing his face, and at the same time took the time to say to Chen Weiwei:
"Regarding Li Han being an undercover agent, you can rest assured, I don't know much about other aspects, but in terms of acting skills, he is definitely at the level of an actor."
"......" Chen Weiwei sank his face, looked at Tang Peng with an expression of disbelief, and did not comment.
Regarding Chen Weiwei's expression, Tang Peng only showed a slight smile at the corner of his mouth:
"You also know that although our detective agency is not rich, it is absolutely not a problem to maintain a normal livelihood (and it is still raising Cheng Shuai's big rice bucket), but the so-called 'big cases' we have solved have almost not been paid much in the end."
“...... So? ”
"Therefore, although I don't want to admit it, the real profit income of our detective agency still mainly comes from the 'daily commissions' of tracking and taking pictures and investigating affairs."
“......”
"And the main handler of these commissions ......," Tang Peng paused, crossed his hands on his chest and continued, "It's Li Han." ”
“...... (What's the main thing, it's all thrown to Li Han, a free laborer) What does this have to do with sending him to be an undercover agent? ”
"Damn, why doesn't it matter? You idiot is slow enough! Here, Cheng Shuai also stopped fighting with Tang Peng for the piece of pizza, turned around and looked at Chen Weiwei with disdain, "Do you think it's so simple in reality to follow and take pictures and follow the movie?" Lao Tzu tells you that in reality, the probability of successfully tracking the 'goal' and finally achieving the 'result' perfectly is only 1.2%! Eighty percent of them are found by the 'target' after panic and even affect the client, which is the acting skills of the clever reaction machine intelligence successfully fooled the very small number of the past ** most of them are unable to continue to carry out the tracking commission in the end, in addition to the part of the hidden masters who have not been discovered by the 'target' will also lose the other party nine out of ten, that is, there is no follow-up, and the success rate of being able to successfully achieve the 'result' in the end is also very small! And guess what is the probability of success of the one hundred and ninety-eight 'daily commissions' that Li Han's little kid took over? ”
After listening to Cheng Shuai's explanation, Chen Weiwei was a little surprised, and at the same time, his interest was dropped:
"How much?"
"One hundred percent." Tang Peng calmly took the words and replied, looking at Chen Weiwei's stunned expression, he picked up the spaghetti on the table without changing his face and fed it to his mouth, "Li Han is a disguise expert of our detective agency. ”
“...... One hundred and fifty-one spaghetti. ”
"Noodles?" Cheng Shuai was reminded by Chen Weiwei and hurriedly turned around, just when he saw Tang Peng about to reach out to get the roast pig on the table, Cheng Shuai was suddenly furious and pounced, "You bastard!" Let go of your fellow citizens! ”
Then, the two scuffled again...... Next to him, Chen Weiwei took out the account book from his arms without changing his face, opened the pen and began to remember it......
At this time, in a small but very tidy room, Li Han woke up from the haze, originally he just wanted to pretend to be unconscious, but who knew that he was "too involved" and really fell asleep...... He opened his blurred eyes, and in a daze, he saw a girl of the same age who was as beautiful as the bright moon in the night sky, kneeling on the carpet and quietly embroidering cross-stitch...... Li Han was a little stunned, although he didn't know who the girl was, but Li Han inexplicably had a strong premonition of happiness, and would have a story with her: the two went from acquaintance to love, holding hands and strolling on the seaside in the evening, at the intersection of the sky and the sea, the beautiful sunset was smiling and falling little by little, the afterglow of the sunset was lightly sprinkled on the two of them, in the afterglow, the figures of the two hugged each other, he lifted her chin and slowly lowered her head, and the two lips were close to each other......
"Mr. Li Han, Mr. Li Han! What happened to you? ”
At this time, a male voice suddenly rudely broke into Li Han's fantasy, and pulled him back to reality, Li Han was clever, and when he woke up, he found that he was stretching his neck obscenely and pouting to make a kiss, and there was no beautiful girl in the room, in front of him, only a strange young man with a pale face and thick dark circles was looking at him with strange eyes...... Li Han suddenly let out a strange cry of "wow", stepped back violently, and at the same time put on a posture of self-defense:
"You, you, what do you want to do?"
"......" The young man was a little at a loss, and was speechless for a while, "That, you crashed into my arms and fainted when you were at the airport, and it seems that you mistook me for Mr. Cheng Shuai from your detective agency...... Let's not mention these things first, Mr. Li Han, you said at the time......"
"Nani?" Li Han's eyes widened in astonishment, and he casually said a sentence in Japanese, while covering his mouth and making a look of disgust, "You said I fainted in the arms of your lewd man?" ”
“...... If you can, please replace the words 'lewd man' with Miyamoto...... Replaced with Chu Mingjun. Chu Mingjun lowered his eyelids, seemingly a little unhappy, but soon mediated again, and asked curiously with a slight frown, "You don't remember what happened at the airport?" ”
"What airport? What fainted in your arms? Lao Tzu doesn't admit it, and he doesn't remember! You are a dead pervert, you abducted me into this room while I was unconscious, I knew that I was handsome and a little beautiful, but I didn't expect that it was a man who kidnapped me! Damn, now I call the heavens and the earth, and the earth is not spiritual, only as you please! As he spoke, Li Han lay back and made an expression of resignation, "Come on!" You hurry up, solve it all at once! ”
"......" Chu Mingjun blinked his eyes with thick dark circles, took out a pistol from his arms and pointed it at Li Han without changing his face, "If you mess around again, I will shoot you." ”
"......" Li Han knelt upright, put his hands on his knees, and buried his head respectfully, "Okay, may I ask what the hero commands?" ”
Chu Mingjun sighed, shook his head helplessly, and carefully put away the pistol:
"Why aren't you curious how I know your name?"
"I'm not curious at all, hero, it's all your person anyway, don't say you know the name, it's just ......" Li Han didn't finish speaking, and when he saw that the other party's actions were wrong, he immediately swallowed the following words, "Then, hero, can you tell me how you know my identity, who you are, where is this, and why am I here?" ”
Chu Mingjun was obviously a little surprised by Li Han's question, he frowned slightly, and looked Li Han up and down for a while:
"You...... Don't remember? ”
Li Han bowed respectfully to the other party, and never dared to raise his head:
"Yes, hero."
Chu Mingjun was slightly stunned, and after thinking for a while, he said:
"I'm Japanese...... The reason why I know you is because the reputation of your Ssangyong Detective Agency is very loud even in Japan, so I have more or less information about you, and I have seen the photos of your detective agency members, but when you were at the airport, you were dressed and your demeanor at the time...... There were some discrepancies in the photo, so I didn't recognize you at the time. ”
"Airport?" Li Hanmu fell, raised his head and looked at Chu Mingjun with a puzzled expression, as if he remembered something.
"Well, you said that Mr. Tang Peng was burned to death, may I ask......" Chu Mingjun just wanted to continue asking, but stopped again, because he clearly saw two lines of tears slowly sliding down from the corners of Li Han's eyes......
Li Han looked at Chu Mingjun attentively, but his eyes were empty, as if he was not looking at Chu Mingjun, but other ...... Tears kept pouring out from the corners of his eyes, but Li Han's expression never changed, there was no sadness on that face, and there was no expression on it, it was as empty as a blank sheet of paper...... After a long time, Li Hancai said in a voice that was so thin that he could barely hear it as if he were talking to himself:
"It turns out that those are true...... It's not just a dream...... Impossible, hahahaha! Impossible, hero, you're just kidding me! Hahahaha...... It's all a dream...... It's all just a dream...... Tang Peng, Sister Liu Min...... They used to happily sit down with everyone to eat...... There is the idiot Cheng Shuai, Sister Chang Jing, Sister Sakura, Brother Cheng, and the cheeky guy Wanli who came back to eat...... Impossible...... There's no way they're going to die...... I remember that Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai had a fight over a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs...... Ha ha! These two fools...... Hahahaha...... By the way, Cheng Shuai asked Bart to help at that time, but Bart didn't dump him at all, hahahaha...... Do you think it's interesting...... Hahahaha...... So...... Impossible...... Impossible...... There's no way they're going to die, right...... Impossible...... That's all my dream, and even I'm dreaming now, right...... I'm actually sitting on the couch in the detective agency right now, eating and counting the two idiots...... It's just that I accidentally fell asleep...... Right...... Please, tell me, tell me I'm right...... Tell me it's all a dream...... Told me that when I woke up, I would find myself sitting on the couch of the detective agency...... Good no good? I beg you...... Hero, I really ...... Please......"
"......" Chu Mingjun looked at Li Han, who was crying and laughing as if he was crazy, and suddenly couldn't speak...... After a long time, he said lightly, "Tang Peng of your Ssangyong Detective Agency has a sentence, even if I am very famous in the Japanese detective industry, I remember saying this: 'As a detective, no matter what happens, you must calmly face your feelings'." So, please ......"
"I don't want to listen...... Li Han suddenly covered his ears with both hands, and shook his head vigorously at the same time, but tears flowed more, "I don't want to listen...... It's all a dream...... Just a dream......"
Looking at Li Han's appearance, Chu Mingjun's heart suddenly became heavy, he sighed, stood up and walked out of the room with a solemn face, and at the same time closed the door:
"You can calm down first......
......
After about ten minutes, Li Han suddenly wiped away his tears, jumped out of bed and carefully checked around the room for a while, and after making sure that there was no problem, he cautiously whispered to the miniature telecombian hidden on the chest of his underwear:
"Hey, hey! You two idiots are not there? I've successfully 'slumped' in, what's next? Feed? Are you there? Damn, you're dead? Call me back!