Chapter 108 Pebbles
Mu Xiaodie continued: "They have three boys in the group, and there is also a brother Bao Qiang who knows kung fu. And our group ...... I can't bear to look at it directly, and I'm afraid I'll starve to death if I hunt for food for a while. ”
"Yes, yes!" Chen He protested: "I can't even set up a tent, have you forgotten my tent building technique in the TV series?" That's not acting, it's that I really don't know how to ride. ”
The atractylodes on the side was full of black lines, and he clearly remembered that Chen He set up the tent into a ball in the TV series, right! It's the kind of ball that is round and rolls around!
Wang Zubasket also protested: "Your program team must have done it on purpose, what prey can I catch with my little short legs?" Not to mention rabbits, I'm afraid I won't even be able to catch turtles. ”
In this way, Mu Xiaodie's team is really weak.
If this continues, I'm afraid they will have to pull some vegetables or something in the ecological zone and eat them.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also ridiculing wildly.
"Haha. I still remember the tent that Zeng Xiaoxian set up, one of the zongzi had to jump down the mountain, and the other was borrowed by the child to be used as a ball to kick. Let him pitch a tent, and our Fluttershy will probably be sleeping on the lawn. ”
"What kind of weak chicken team is this? Still want to hunt? ”
"Ancestral Basket, you're not as tall as Fluttershy, so give up hunting or something, you're fit to be a salted fish with Brother Xian."
Chen He and Wang Zubasket looked at the barrage, looking aggrieved.
Chen He said: "Director, look! The barrage is laughing at us! ”
Lu Linglong didn't expect that the difference in strength between the two sides would be so big, and discussed with Cangshu: "How about it?" Will it work? ”
Filming variety shows? This is a very new thing, and Cangzhu wants to try it: "Okay, I'll go to Mu Xiaodie's group, and let Liu Ying go to Yunfan's group, so that the two amateurs should join in." ”
Lu Linglong nodded to ask Liu Ying's opinion, but Liu Ying was taken aback, and the opportunity to shoot a show with an idol was naturally not to be missed.
So, two amateurs officially joined the filming of the show.
However, Cangzhu wore a black mask before going on camera, after all, he didn't want his future life to be disturbed by many entertainment reporters.
Seeing the two joining, the barrage in the two live broadcast rooms was frantically discussed.
"Wow, this new passerby girl looks so pure, she can make her debut with a little dress."
"Looks good!"
"Hey, this little brother is quite mysterious and wears a mask on the show, is it because he is ugly?"
"Probably not, it looks handsome in a mask, is it buckteeth?"
"And, pretend to be forced, let's go, let's go to another live broadcast room to see the pure little girl."
“……”
Suddenly, Mu Xiaodie's live broadcast room and her group lost nearly half of the audience in a short period of time.
Chen He and the others all knew Atractylodes, and when they saw that Atractylodes had joined, there were so many fewer audiences, and they smiled bitterly: "Brother, why are you wearing a mask, you are so handsome and afraid of dying of the light?" ”
"It's over, it's over, it's going to lose." Wang Zubasket said desperately.
Cangshu didn't care, and said to them, "Okay, maybe there will be a turnaround." Set up your tent first. ”
With that, Atractylodes began to frame the tent.
Chen He and Wang Zubasket stood side by side, just like students.
"You two won't help?" Atractylodes asked.
"Big guy, we don't know anything, we can only stand aside and help you shout 666." The two said in unison.
Depend on! Cangshu is speechless, and I will be lazy to join the two of you.
Mu Xiaodie said coquettishly: "You two big men can't even build a tent, and you have to work alone, hum!" ”
"Atractylodes, let's just set up our own tents and let them sleep on the grass at night." Mu Xiaodie took Cangshu's hand away from Chen He and Wang Zu Basket.
Own tent? Is this the rhythm of two people sleeping together at night? And what's going on with these ten finger clasps?
This intimate act immediately aroused the anger of male fans in the live broadcast room.
"Damn! What did Fluttershy just say? She wants to live in a tent with this atractylodes? ”
"The two of them are still holding hands? , what about Lao Tzu's forty-meter broadsword? ”
"Butterfly Fan's troll brigade has been assembled, ready to launch the first round of charges like Cangshu."
"Damn, the second battalion commander, what about Lao Tzu's Italian artillery, I'm going to kill this man who is holding my daughter-in-law's hand!"
"Come and watch, the goddess Mu Xiaodie has close contact with a staff member, come and see."
“……”
The barrage, which was still very deserted just now, instantly spread throughout the live broadcast room, most of the people came to see the excitement, and of course, some butterfly fans came to spray Atractylodes.
In a short period of time, the number of people on the side of Atractylodes increased rapidly, 100,000, 200,000, 300,000......
"It's only temporary, they were just attracted by Mu Xiaodie's actions just now, and after a while, when the curiosity continues, the number will drop."
A staff member of the program team said.
Lu Linglong said: "Not necessarily, this man is full of mystery, and he may create miracles." ”
……
Cangshu had already set up the tent quickly, and was bending down to pick up small pebbles at this time.
Mu Xiaodie said, "What are you doing?" Don't you go and pluck vegetables with us? We haven't eaten our first meal yet. ”
"Can I still let you eat vegetables with me? Let our eldest lady know, I have to be criticized again. Cangshu said.
The barrage in the live broadcast room is dense.
"It's a fool, what can you eat without vegetables? Can you hunt like a strong one? ”
"Bastard! Stay away from my goddess! ”
"Hahaha! He didn't want to kill his prey with these stones. ”
"And what's going on with that eldest lady? I feel like they have a messy relationship, as if I know. ”
The live broadcast room was still full of scolding, and Cangzhu didn't make a good impression on them at first, and later got close to Mu Xiaodie.
Therefore, some male viewers are more hostile to Atractylodes.
However, Atractylodes didn't care.
Would he, a born-again man, care about all this drizzling of scolding?
At this time, Xiang Yunfan walked up to Mu Xiaodie and said elegantly, "Xiaodie, we will go hunting in a group, do you want to come with us, I can give you a little food." ”
Cangshu didn't even look at Yun Fan, and said, "No need, we also have to go hunting, we can get food ourselves." ”
"Yes, I believe in atractylodes." Mu Xiaodie said and put her arms around Atractylodes.
Xiang Yunfan was angry, did he publicly show his affection to himself at this time?
"Atractylodes is also going hunting? Then let's have a small competition, see who has more prey in an hour, and the winning side can count 100,000 more spectators. Xiang Yunfan is ready to crush Cangshu in terms of strength, so that Mu Xiaodie knows who is the real man.
Cangshu stared at Xiang Yunfan and said playfully, "Are you sure?" ”
"Of course!" Xiang Yunfan said arrogantly.
"Okay, don't regret it." Atractylodes promised to come down, and the cheap delivery to the door was not taken advantage of.
The strong smell of gunpowder even smelled in the live broadcast rooms of both sides.
"Is Xiang Yunfan trying to snatch Mu Xiaodie?"
", this mask-wearing atractylodes is so crazy, in the face of our family Yunfan, he dares to speak like this, just don't lose and call Dad!"
"Jealousy, what a wonderful show, beer and mineral water are sold in the front row, and civilized melons are eaten!"
When there was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room, the game between the two teams had already begun.
Xiang Yunfan, Wang Baoqiang and Deng Fried had already run to the sheep not far away, it seemed that their staple food today was to make a roast whole sheep.
Chen He and Wang Zubasket lacked ability, so they could only be anxious: "My brother, you won't be an undercover agent sent from the other side, what else is it like, we will definitely lose." ”
Atractylodes walked on the lawn with his hands behind his back as if he were taking a leisurely walk, not in the slightest hurry to hunt.
Looking at Cangshu's leisurely appearance, Chen He was completely desperate.
"It's over, I can't eat roast whole sheep, or we will defect to Deng to fry their team in a while." Chen He thought about the golden and crispy roasted whole sheep, and his mouth was drooling all the time.
Wang Zulan said: "Cangshu must have been sent from the other side to kill us, we are already so miserable." ”
Of course, the two complained just for the variety show effect, but as time passed, I was afraid they were really going to lose.
At this time, Atractylodes suddenly stopped and looked at a gray rabbit not far away.
"What's wrong?" Mu Xiaodie asked softly.
Atractylodes said, "Do you like rabbits? ”
"Huh?" Mu Xiaodie was confused, not understanding what Atractylodes meant.
'Whoosh! ’
Hearing the sound of breaking the sky, Cangshu's right hand flicked a stone and flew out like a bullet, hitting the gray rabbit.
"it!"
The barrage in the live broadcast room was instantly filled with these two words.