Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Fat Man's Meow
Wearing a hairpin with cat ears and looking in the mirror before going out, Hassan's meow a few times in the mirror. Sure enough, it's a meow beauty. Haishan, who went out decisively, wore a few duck necks and planned to feed the cats.
Haishan rubbed her hands, the square in winter is also inaccessible, she lived and walked inside, hoping to find the two cats, there was a freshly built corridor at the far side of the square, and some unknown vines crawled on the pillars of the corridor.
"Hey, yesterday morning's cat ran away there" A big question mark appeared in Haishan's mind, and a cat behind a vine suddenly jumped up, and fell to the ground by her shoulder, followed by another cat also quietly walked out, with an elegant gait, like an old Shanghai elegant woman in high heels, stepping on a light step, stopping at Haishan's feet.
The two cats were playing with each other as if no one was around, and Haishan took out the duck's neck and put it in front of the cat, and the two cats sniffed seriously and held it in their mouths. "You two are husband and wife, aren't you? You two really have a wife, I'll take a love photo for you."
There were a few sneers behind him: "Take a love photo of two male cats, you are really talented"
A chubby man of about 1.8 meters, with a slightly puffed belly, was making a merciless ridicule behind Haishan.
The fat man then yelled, "Winter, summer, roll over to Lao Tzu"
The two cats quickly ran over and rubbed his trousers left and right. Hai Shan didn't want to pay attention to this fat man, since the two cats had owners, she continued to shop.
"Hey, that idiot, why are you giving me duck neck for winter and summer"
Hai Shan was already a little angry, and when she heard this, she was simply angry.
Her eyebrows were about to be raised, "You dead fat man, who is stupid, I am willing to feed the cat and eat the duck's neck, do you care?" ”
"This is my cat, Ragdoll, have you heard of it? Seeing you like this, you know that you are a wild girl in the country, and you don't know that Ragdoll cats can't eat indiscriminately."
Hai Shan was so angry with him that she wanted to scold, "Does this cat have an ID card?" Can you prove it's yours? ”
Haishan picked up a white and black cat, held it in her arms, glared at the fat man and said, "This cat is mine, its name is Xiao Hei"
The cat in her arms didn't understand the argument between the two people, but felt that Haishan's arms were extremely comfortable, and she meowed comfortably.
"See, my cat," Hassana swaggered as she turned to leave.
"Alas, alas, you can't go, winter...... Winter...... Come here, come to Daddy" Hassan, ignoring him, continued to walk forward. The fat man stretched out his hand to stop Haishan, "Sister, give me back the cat"
"Why should I give it to you? This is my cat," Haishan didn't care, but said that the cat was hers.
The fat man was simply angry with this cheeky girl, and spit out a sentence "Scumbag, you women will bully people"
All right! Saying that she is a scumbag, Haishan is going to be a scumbag once, she turned her head, hugged the cat and walked out of the square, and the gray cat at his feet followed unhurriedly.
"How unreasonable are you! Give me back the cat" The fat man had no choice but to follow behind Hassan, looking for her to return the cat.
"If you follow me again, I will shout loudly that there are bad people and rob things" Hai Shan made up her mind, she had to rectify him, who made him speak so ugly and had a bad mouth, she would cure him.
"There's something to say, I'm a five-good young man, how can I look like a bad person, in this way, I'll give you two hundred yuan, you can return the cat to me" He still didn't give up and followed behind Haishan and kept chattering.
Hai Shan stood on the side of the road and ignored his chatter, and occasionally passers-by looked at them with strange eyes, as if to say that the Chinese New Year was coming soon, and there were little couples arguing on the side of the road.
"Give me back! It's all good to say" The fat man tried to convince Haishan, who rolled her eyes at him.
"Follow me again, I'll shout for help," Hassan's mouth opened, about to make a sound of help. The fat man jumped and left.
"Count yourself ruthless, you help me keep the cat first." The fat man scooped up the other cat at his feet and left at a gallop.
"Sample, fight with me" Haishan proudly hugged the cat and returned to the dormitory.
"What to do, I just sent away a dog and got a cat back" Haishan sat on the sofa, scratching her hair, distressed by her life.
"Is this snowing?" Li Xizi looked at Hai Shan, who was scratching her head, and almost wanted to go up and give her a kick, the dog just sent it away, and came back with a cat, and she had a lot of dandruff on the sofa.
"Haishan, who said that he wanted to take the postgraduate entrance examination, who said that he would take turns to memorize the English of Li Zong, a good young man, a good time, petting cats, raising dogs is not suitable for now! Isn't it fragrant to take the graduate school entrance examination? Isn't it beautiful to go to school to soak in school grass? Why bother to love a cat"
Li Xizi took a mask and applied it to her face while complaining about her.
Hai Shan sometimes really admires her eloquence, saying everything is a set, especially when talking about her, she is like a river of words and talks endlessly. Sometimes, though, it makes sense.
"Hey! I'll try my luck tomorrow in the square and see if I can give it back to its owner."
"People are stupid and have no medicine, and I don't want to think about the firepower of your family to urge marriage, if it's me, hurry up and review, take the exam and study"
After Li Xizi finished applying the mask, he took out an eye cream and kept applying it on the eye sockets, working at night, but the enemy of girls, she can't be like Haishan without makeup and maintenance, after the end of the New Year this year, she is thirty-one years old, and she has not found the main owner. She wants to be the most childish female doctor in gynecology.
"Hey, Xizi, you should go and have a class dedicated to chicken soup for the soul, so that people can listen to it when they want to be lazy and want to play," Haishan said to Xizi with admiration.
"I have a bunch of chicken soup, for example, there is a sentence in Zeng Guofan's letter to his children...... People fail because they are lazy, they all fail because of pride, and they all lose because of luxury. Be like me! Wearing a mask every day and taking care of my skin diligently, I am not the whitest and most beautiful doctor in the department. You! I read a lot of books and the surgery was done faster and better than me."
"Doctor Li, if you don't accept the wall, you will be convinced, when it comes to talking about life and reasoning, no one can say you" Haishan picked up the English information book and memorized it again, and she must return the cat to its owner tomorrow.
The cat lying quietly on the sofa is asleep.
The next day, in the morning, the sun seemed to hide in the clouds, and the surroundings were quiet, and Hassana took the cat to the square, hoping to meet its owner.
In the corridor, a person stood holding the cat, Haishan was so cold that she stomped her feet, she actually regretted the quick tongue for a while, and took the cat away, if she met its owner again, she would definitely talk well. The cat in her arms struggled and meowed, as if to say, "Let me play with it!" ”
Haishan put it down, and at this time a gray cat appeared, and a pair of black travel shoes met Haishan's eyes, and Haishan looked up to see that the fat man really followed the cat.
The two cats frolicked together again, and Haishan felt relieved in her heart, "The cat has returned you" Haishan turned around and planned to leave.
"That young lady, thank you!"
Hai Shan went to a nearby breakfast restaurant and ordered a basket of small buns and a cup of soy milk.
Haishan, who was drinking soy milk in small sips, saw the owner of the cat again, the fat man, the fat man ordered a bowl of noodles, and also sat in the house and ate it, and after eating a little, he got up again and went to fill himself with a plate of pickles.
After drinking the soy milk, Haishan felt that it was not enough, she got up and stood up, planning to go to the cashier to buy another cup of soy milk. The oncoming man stepped on the top of Haishan's feet, and he sat on the ground and let out a cry of pain, "It hurts, it hurts."
Don't mention the grievances in Haishan's heart, she didn't have time to cry out in pain, but the man shouted first. And it was a howl like killing a pig, and the sound was in the ears, like a magic sound reappearing.
Haishan had no choice but to use her best strength to help the person up first. "How are you?" The two of them said at the same time, and the crowd of onlookers, seeing that the two knew each other, stopped watching and dispersed.
"You big man, I didn't howl when you stepped on my feet, you shouted first," said Hassan, frowning.
"I really hurt! The pain in the heart of the foot "The fat man began to sweat lightly. Hai Shan didn't look like he was pretending, she squatted down and gently helped him take off his shoes with her hands, the whole foot was swollen, the skin was red, and the skin temperature was very high. Haishan pressed it with her fingers, and the dent quickly popped up. The fat man covered his mouth again, and a tear almost fell.
"Have you had a beer lately? Masturbated? ”
The fat man looked at Hai Shan and wondered how this little girl knew that he had drunk beer the day before yesterday and had masturbated again.
"It's all there, I've had a beer, I've had a skewer," he told the truth.
"You can't rely on me for this," Hayson told him with a serious face.
When the fat man saw Haishan's serious appearance, he wanted to tease her, "It's not bad for you, but it's not possible, I lost my cat son yesterday in winter, so I ran out and drank beer, and my feet were swollen."
"Oops, oops, it hurts so much" the fat man bared his teeth in pain again.
"You deserve it," said Hassan.
"Everyone can see it, I collided with you, and my feet are swollen."
Hai Shan thought in her heart, instead of grinding with him here, it is better to take him to the hospital now, everything will be revealed, he should be in the acute stage of gout, severe pain in the joints, redness of the skin, and increased skin temperature, these typical symptoms he has.
"You are in the acute stage of gout, I will take care of your cat by the way, take you to the hospital by the way, go to the surgery by yourself, and check the blood uric acid" Haishan, who finished speaking, went out to stop a car and took the fat man to the surgical clinic.
"Doctor Zhang, help him look at his feet, it hurts a lot" Hai Shan familiarly helped the fat man to the outpatient clinic.
"Let's check first!" Dr. Zhang instructed Haishan.
Blood routine, erythrocyte sedimentation rate, blood uric acid, blood sugar, liver and kidney function, joint X-rays, and one by one the examination sheets were opened from the doctor's hands, and the fat man's mouth opened wide and closed. Such a large number of lists have to be checked until when they can go to the unit!
"Doctor, I'd like to ask"
Dr. Zhang interrupted him and went for a check-up first, and then came back to ask about his condition after the examination.