A family of three took a carriage back to the county lord's mansion.

The county lord of Pingyang, Xiao Shi, has been waiting for a long time.

Seeing Xiao Yi, her smile seemed very reserved, but the corners of her eyebrows and eyes were full of joy that could not be hidden.

"It's good to be back, it's good to be back! It's really hard to run all the way. Hongu has already instructed the kitchen to prepare wine and food, and you can eat in a while. ”

Xiao Yi bowed respectfully, "The son-in-law is not at home these days, thanks to the county lord's mother-in-law, the son-in-law is grateful." Before leaving, the father-in-law entrusted the son-in-law to say hello to the county lord on his behalf, and I hope you are healthy! ”

Xiao Shi pursed his lips and smiled, "Master Hou didn't embarrass you, right?" ”

Xiao Yi hurriedly shook his head, "Thank you for the county lord's concern, my father-in-law has never embarrassed my son-in-law." ”

Xiao Shi suddenly covered his lips and smiled secretly, "What happened to you, this palace already knows, you don't have to mind." ”

What's up?

Know what?

Xiao Yi pretended to be stupid!

He resolutely would not admit the blood of the black dog and the blood of the's comb.

Shame on you!

It's a shame!

Xiao Shi smiled, "You don't have to be embarrassed! Bengong thinks that Hou Ye's rhetoric is a bit reasonable, you in the past were lonely, ill-fated, and had a bad reputation. No one would have thought that you too would marry and have children one day.

In the minds of many people, it is believed that you died young. When you and Yun Ge get married, your fortune, if you think about it carefully, has indeed undergone some changes.

It can be seen that the number of lives cannot be fully believed, nor can it be disbelieved.

You don't want to completely reject it, Master Hou did it for your own good. This road is safe and sound, maybe the black dog blood chicken comb blood has also played a big role! ”

Finished!

Xiao Yat looked like he was loveless.

One of his top 10 troubles, he can't hide it!

Boom......

I want to cry!

He looked at Yan Yunge, "You know everything?" ”

Yan Yunge lowered his head and held back a smile, "I received a letter from my father half a month ago, describing the scene of farewell to you in detail, and the scene is impressive. It's more festive than the scene that greets you. ”

Yat Siu: "......"

Is it too late for him to hit a piece of tofu and kill him now?

Father-in-law, it's really harmful.

Now......

The prestige of his moldy god possession has spread from the front line of the border pass to Pingyang County.

Maybe one day, it will spread all over the world.

I'm so tired!

Hungry!

At this moment, only by turning shame into food can he soothe his injured little heart.

Xiao Shi looked at his appearance and smiled, "Don't take it to heart." I heard that when you were in the teahouse, nine catties sprinkled a bubble of boy urine on you. ”

Xiao Yi nodded decadently, "Exactly!" ”

Xiao Shi was overjoyed and said happily: "This is a good thing! It is said that the boy's urine restrains all evil worship. If your fortune is really comparable to the possession of a mildew god, a soak of nine catties of boy urine solves the problem of jumping over the brazier and taking a mugwort bath. Good luck, good luck! You have three more drinks today to celebrate! ”

When Xiao Yi heard this, his eyebrows twitched twice.

He really wanted to complain, the county lord and the Marquis of Guangning deserved to be husband and wife, and the way of thinking about the problem was the same.

Ay......

Who will save him.

He looked at Yan Yunge for help.

Kiss the lady, you have to save your husband from fire and water!

Yan Yunge couldn't help laughing, almost holding back his laughter.

She coughed lightly, "Mother, let's let people have a banquet first!" Running all the way, I've been hungry for a long time! ”

Xiao Shi came back to his senses, "Yes, yes, yes, go to the banquet!" It's time to celebrate and have a few drinks. It's been almost a year since I left home, but I'm back. When I learned that you were imprisoned by the Liu family, this palace was worried! I'm afraid that you have three longs and two shorts, and the child will be born without a father, how pitiful! ”

"Mother, we don't talk about that, it's all in the past. Let's talk about nine catties, he's naughty......"

Yan Yunge smoothly changed the topic.

Xiao Yi is grateful!

Good lady, you must be fragrant at night!

……

I had a banquet in the county lord's mansion, and stayed until the evening before returning to the backyard of the county guard's mansion.

Xiao Yi is back, and the Xiao family, the county lord of Pingyang, is not good at continuing to leave nine catties in the county lord's mansion, so he has to give the father and son time to get along.

The husband and wife took the boy Yan Jiujin back to the backyard of the county guard's mansion.

Yan Jiujin, like a divine beast out of the cage, rummaged through the boxes and cabinets in the room, seeing everything was strange, and wanted to grab everything and take it in his hand to pad it.

Yan Yunge told Xiao Yi, "You look at the nine catties, I'll go wash it." ”

"Let the maid look at the nine catties, and I'll wash it with you!"

"That's not going to work! You've been out for so long, you've been in danger everywhere, and now it's hard to come back. The people in the house have prepared a special bath water for you to get rid of your bad luck. ”

Xiao Yi's heart is stuffed!

"Father-in-law's family's words, you actually believe it!"

"This kind of thing, it's better to believe it than not to believe it. And it doesn't take much time. ”

"You're so ruthless, you'll give me a basin of cold water as soon as you come back. I didn't have enough blood from my father-in-law to encounter black dog blood and chicken comb, and I had to ...... when I came back."

Yan Yunge's eyes widened, and Xiao Yi immediately shut up, it was more effective than anything else.

She looked at him with a smirk, "You know, I also have a big black dog and a big rooster for several years." You can take out a bowl of black dog blood and a bowl of cockscomb blood at any time. Would you like to give it a try? ”

Excuse me!

Xiao Yat waved his hand again and again.

He confessed!

He went to take a special bath water.

Even if he was asked to jump into the brazier to get lucky, he would admit it.

As long as it's not black dog blood, it's okay.

Yan Yunge smiled proudly, "It's okay to do this a long time ago, you have to resist!" Falling into the hands of Mrs. Ben, can you resist? It's better to obediently obey Mrs. Ben. ”

"My husband has always obeyed Mrs., why does Mrs. turn a blind eye!"

"Quite a lot of nonsense! Go wash it up, or you won't want to step through the door. ”

Xiao Yat takes three steps and makes two steps, and goes!

The husband and wife washed up separately.

When I came out, I saw that Yan Jiujin had already fallen asleep and slept soundly.

Yan Yunge laughed, "I slept early today, and I didn't let people coax me, so I fell asleep by myself." ”

Mama smiled: "The nine-catty boy is tired of playing today, his energy is consumed, and he will sleep when he is full." ”

"Fortunately, when I was in the county lord's mansion, I had already bathed him." Yan Yunge tucked the quilt for the child, and kissed the nine-pound little cheek.

When Xiao Yi entered the house, Mama took the initiative to take Yan Jiujin away, leaving the space for the husband and wife.

He said casually: "Jiujin slept quite early, so it seems that it is also very easy to carry." ”

Yan Yunge gave him a blank look, "Today is a special case!" It's crazy to play outside to go to bed so early. Ming'er, you see, don't make a fuss for half an hour before going to bed, he refuses to close his eyes to sleep. Your son is very difficult to bring, and he will torment people. ”

When Xiao Yi heard this, he smiled, "Isn't my son your son!" ”

Yan Yunge sighed twice and pinched his cheek, "When I gave birth to my son, where were you?" Where were you when I was confined? ”

Yat Siu: "......"

What to do at this point?

Of course, it is to admit mistakes decisively.

Don't argue with the lady, that's a mistake on top of a mistake.

This is the experience of people who have come before.

He immediately confessed, "Lady, I was wrong!" Repent for your husband! He shouldn't have taken over the errand of the court in the first place. thought that it was a very simple thing to run to the Liu family, who would have thought that Liu Zhang would be mad, not only wanted to be the prince, but also wanted to be the emperor and learn from Sima Dou, the short-lived ghost. ”

Yan Yunge snorted and pinched his cheek again.

The wind and the sun are blowing, beating Wuheng, eating sand, this face has not become rough, amazing!

"Have you taken the elixir of immortality cultivated by the gods?"

She's curious!

Ling Changan and Cui Xiucheng, two handsome young men, escorted grain and grass back and forth more than ten times, and their appearance began to be discounted.

After raising it for several months, it finally regained the peak of its appearance.

Own man, this face, keep it fresh!

Could it be that you have plastic wrap on your face?

Xiao Yi held her hand and said, "My son is naturally beautiful, and he didn't know it on the first day. How about it, do you feel a blush and a heartbeat. ”

Bah!

Yan Yunge pretended to be disgusted, "You are not here when I give birth to a child, and you are not there to raise a child, so you want to lie to me with a face to forgive you, dream!" ”

"Then you say, how can you forgive me? Otherwise, in the next month, I will cover all the big and small things of nine catties. I won't let you half a snack! ”

She smiled and shook her head, "Worry about Jiujin, this is your duty as a father." ”

He asked, "Then what do you say?" It's all up to you! ”

Yan Yunge thought about it again and again, and finally thought of one thing.

"I've been with you for so long, and I haven't eaten a meal you've cooked."

"I'll cook tomorrow, just say whatever you want to eat. My cooking skills are barely remarkable, as long as you don't dislike it! ”

Xiao Yi was extremely crisp.

The lady is sending, and the sword mountain and the sea of fire are going to go. What's more, it's a trivial matter to cook.

If he cooks and regulates one table of wine and food, he can be forgiven, and he is willing to clean up ten tables of wine and food.

Yan Yunge pursed her lips and smiled, "Then it's decided?" ”

Xiao Yi nodded heavily, "Don't worry, you will definitely be able to eat the food I cooked tomorrow." ”

"If the taste is too unpalatable, it doesn't count!"

"Then until you approve of it."

"Is that true?"

"A gentleman's word is hard to chase!"

The husband and wife laughed and discussed tomorrow's menu.

Actually......

Xiao Yat's heart is a little empty!

Cooking, he will, he really will.

But the cooking skills are also really average.

And......

He hasn't used a kitchen knife or a spatula for a long time, and he's afraid that his skills will return and the food he makes will be difficult to eat!

A good life is embarrassing!

The point is, he almost forgot what certain dishes and steps were like!

What to do?

Tomorrow morning, he has to get up early to find someone to save his life!

Yan Yunge stared at him, and the more he looked, the more he wanted to laugh.

Xiao Yi snorted, "Don't laugh! I'm thinking about the menu! ”

Yan Yunge laughed louder and louder, "If you can't do it, don't force yourself." I don't have to eat what you cooked. ”

"That's not going to work!" He was righteous and stern.

"What I promise you, I must do. When I think that I was not around when you gave birth to nine pounds, I blamed myself extraordinarily. I have to do something to make it up to you and the child. ”