Chapter 69: What a seductive love song
There is no extra time to think, Mi Yiqing's head turned, just come to a thorough cleaning of thoughts, with the "deep review" as the center of the whole article, to comprehensively analyze the narrowness of the depths of thought, work mistakes as the two basic points, and finally a macro outlook for the future work, this 10,000 words will not be made up.
I was secretly proud in my heart, thinking that at the beginning, my literary quality was also obvious to all, whether in elementary school, junior high school, or high school, every essay score was resounding and ranked first.
When I was in high school, there was an old man who taught history in G, and I heard that he was a leading figure in the field of Chinese history. ”
Mi Yiqing knew that the old man Shi was quoting Su Dongpo's poems to praise his excellent writing, although the old man's comments were a bit exaggerated, but it was enough to prove that his writing skills were still quite strong, Bai Cuihua, the old woman wanted to use this little trick to stump me Mi Yiqing, she made a mistake.
I have made up my mind, quickly adjust my mood, and enter the state.
The head is full of thoughts, but helplessly their hands are as slow as a snail, although the Chinese pinyin is memorized, but they are too unfamiliar with the keyboard, every word to lower their heads, carefully look for the letters, and then, look up at the computer screen again, now the neck has been stiff, the arms are sore, the fingers are numb, the eyes are full of stars, look at their masterpieces, thirty minutes have passed, the computer is the pitiful more than 100 words.
Mi Yiqing's smug mood just now suddenly became like an ant on a hot pot, restless!
If it goes on like this, it's better to write it by hand, Mi Yiqing, Mi Yiqing, you have been seriously out of touch with society in the past few years, and you can't do simple computer operations, what else can you do?
An unprecedented sense of frustration permeated Mi Yiqing's heart.
Mi Yiqing suddenly felt a small insect crawling around on his right ear, a little itchy.
Stretch out your little hand and slap your ear sharply. Retracted his hand, helplessly facing the computer, typing word by word.
The left ear also suddenly itched, Mi Yiqing was really a little annoyed, this damn worm, always disturbing Aunt Ben, see how I let you die without a place to be buried.
Quietly holding his breath, his hand stopped, and he remained motionless on the keyboard, and his whole body focused on his ears.
It's strange, the bug didn't move, was it prescient? It seems that he must have been startled just now.
Mi Yiqing's hands pretended to be beating on the computer again, but her eyes didn't look at the computer screen, and her attention was all on her ears, for fear that if she was not careful, she would let the nasty little bug go.
"Damn, you're so talented!"
Suddenly, the man's uncontrollable laughter sounded in his ears.
"Hell!" Mi Yiqing screamed, fell off the chair, and quickly got under the table, closed her eyes tightly, and trembled.
"I'm a ghost, yes, yes, I'm a ghost, I'm the number one pervert in the world."
"I'm here, I'm going to hook your soul away, and I'm going to make you the world's most perverted lady of the village." A man's seductive voice came from the room.
The sound of dull and powerful footsteps sounded in the room, and the rhythmic footsteps deliberately slowed down, as if someone had deliberately dragged out the voice, counting: "One, two, three•••••• while the steps on the feet and the slogans shouted from the mouth.
"Don't, don't, I'm very ugly, and I'm not in good shape, don't seduce me!"
Mi Yiqing hid under the table, covered her face tightly with her hands, and said in a trembling voice.
"Little lady, I like ugly women the most, come on, good girl, I'll be gentle on you." The voice suddenly became sharper, like the milk of a castrated eunuch.
Mi Yiqing felt that her arm was being pulled and her body was dragged out, and she was clutching the table legs, and her whole body was already shaking.
"Hahaha" Ouyang Hao couldn't help it, covering his stomach and laughing wildly.
How does this sound so familiar? Mi Yiqing was shocked, could it be that someone was pretending to be a ghost to scare me.
She quietly opened her eyes, lifted her head, and looked out from under the table.
Ah, it's him.
Ouyang Hao was propping his hands on the table, bowing his head, gloating and smiling at himself.
Mi Yiqing's little face sank with a "snap", glared at him fiercely, got out from under the table, and saw that he didn't mean to dodge, and hit his head hard against his chest.
Ouyang Hao dodged slightly, Mi Yiqing pounced into the air, at this time she couldn't restrain her body, and rushed straight forward.
Ouyang Hao was shocked, and quickly stretched out his arm to grab Mi Yiqing, but with too much force, Mi Yiqing's body changed direction and rushed towards Ouyang Hao, Ouyang Hao stood unsteadily, and the two of them fell to the ground together.
Mi Yiqing's body was just pressing on Ouyang Hao's body, and Mi Yiqing quickly broke free.
"Girl, you smell so good." Ouyang Hao hugged Mi Yiqing's body and didn't let go.
Mi Yiqing didn't say anything, and was about to bite down when Ouyang Hao opened his mouth.
"Don't bite!" Ouyang Hao shouted nervously, he has long understood the skills of women, if you can't win, then bite, and all of them are ruthless and accurate, and they will not give up if they don't disfigure you.
What kind of person is Ouyang Hao, that is a love saint who rolls in the flowers without touching a single flower or leaf, how shrewd!
Ouyang Hao let go of his hand with a grin.
Mi Yiqing got up from his body and looked at his watch, oh no, it's already ten o'clock, what should I do with the review book?
"I ask you, how did you sneak into the president's lounge?" Ouyang Hao stood up and grabbed Mi Yiqing.
"How did you get in?" Mi Yiqing glared at him angrily, she didn't have time to grind her teeth with him, so let's hurry up and find a way.
Seeing Mi Yiqing turn around and want to leave, Ouyang Hao stopped in front of her: "If you don't make it clear today, don't want to get out of this room, the president will come back from a meeting in a while, I think, he knows that someone has entered his room without permission, and I think you know the temper of our president, you will be expelled, and you will be charged with stealing." ”
Mi Yiqing gasped, she had already understood Ouyang Lietian's temper, and she had already sent herself to hell after a car crash, let alone entering his room privately and stealing his computer.
"What do you want?" Mi Yiqing's eyes were already full of helplessness.
"Not really, just curious, curious to know what you're here for?" Ouyang Hao looked at Mi Yiqing's helpless appearance, and suddenly felt very funny.
"Well, let me tell you, Minister Bai ordered me to write a review of 10,000 words and asked me to hand it in before I got off work at noon, but there was no computer for me in the office, so I had to take advantage of your meeting to come here and borrow the president's computer."
"That's all?" Ouyang Hao asked unwillingly.
"That's all, don't believe it, you go and read the review I just wrote on the computer."
Ouyang Hao really walked to the computer: "This is the review you wrote?" ”
"Of course, did you write it yourself?"
"Then you can read it yourself." Ouyang Hao resisted the urge to laugh and looked at Mi Yiqing playfully.
"Read, read." Mi Yiqing walked over angrily.
THE WORDE DOCUMENT READS: FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, I, AHHHHHHH•••••••••••HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"How so?" Mi Yiqing's face was flushed, and she stood there embarrassed.
"Then I'll read it to you, and I'm sure it's going to read it with emotion."
"Don't ••••••" Mi Yiqing protested weakly, eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Ouyang Hao couldn't help laughing, looking at Mi Yiqing's embarrassed appearance, this girl is really interesting, it looks pitiful and painful, and I can't wait to hold her in my arms and kiss her tightly.
I was in a conference room just now, and the meeting was really boring, everyone sat upright, and they looked well-dressed, but who knows what kind of virtue they have in private?
I thought that when I came to the Empire State Building for the first meeting, I would show my face and see if there were any beautiful women to catch. But you can see that the manager level of the entire meeting is a woman, except for Bai Cuihua, the minister of the human resources department, but they are all bald donkeys, and that old virgin is disgusting even if she sees it, let alone fantasize about her. In the future, it is recommended to promote more beauties with the eldest brother, so that men and women can work together without getting tired, which can also improve the work efficiency of the company.
When Ouyang Hao was bored, he saw a small figure quietly flashing by the conference room, sneaky, definitely not doing anything good.
Quietly walked out of the conference room, and actually saw this little girl sitting in front of the computer in the president's lounge, frowning for a while, puffing out her cheeks for a while, and scratching her head for a while, looking engrossed, that is, she came to her side, and she didn't even notice it.
Secretly picked up a hair and rubbed it on her ear, she didn't look back, typed on the computer, as soon as she remembered the words typed by Mi Yiqing on the computer, Ouyang Hao couldn't help laughing, she was really talented, and she could also type it into a moving love poem.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm •••••• ahh•••••••••••h
What a seductive love song, which makes people have infinite reverie!
Ouyang Hao looked at Mi Yiqing's crimson face, and a strange feeling suddenly surged in his heart.
Suddenly, Mi Yiqing picked up the mouse and rolled up.
"What are you doing? Don't delete it! Ouyang Hao hurriedly snatched her mouse, it seems that this girl wants to destroy the evidence!
"Here, you see, this is my review, I didn't lie to you!" Mi Yiqing shouted excitedly pointing at the computer.
Ouyang Hao leaned over and took a look, it was really a review book, and the center of the page was written in the three big words "review book" in No. 5 characters, and the following actually started like this:
A nail is missing, a shoe is broken;
broke a farrier and broke a warhorse;
broke a war horse and wounded a knight;
wounded a knight and lost a battle;
Lost a battle and forgot about a country.
A single nail can destroy an entire country, which seems alarmist, but it contains profound truth.
As the saying goes, the embankment of thousands of miles, the wind and waves have not moved its slightest centimeter, and it can be described as unbreakable, however, the ants invaded, the day and the moon cut, and the embankment finally collapsed. A hundred-year-old giant tree, a lightning landslide cannot destroy its life, it can be described as tenacious and unyielding, but a small beetle can bite through the bark and eat the empty trunk.
It is precisely because of these often overlooked ants and beetles that the seemingly impregnable levees and giant trees become fragile, so that the problem of details often becomes a fatal problem••••••
Ouyang Hao's face suddenly became serious, and he looked at Mi Yiqing in a daze, is this girl really not graduating from high school?