Chapter 99: Escape from prison
Stanley Prison.
Lunch break.
"There are a few confidants in the world, how many friendships can last forever, today parting with you and shaking hands, friendship is always in your heart and me, today and to say goodbye to ......"
Under the hot sun, a guy dressed in coffee-colored prison clothes, with a pair of white paper folded into glasses in his eyes, held an erhu in his hand that he didn't know where he got it, and sang loudly with his head tilted.
On the other side of the grass.
"Fat Pig King, have I arranged everything?" The pheasant whispered.
A guy as fat as a pig looked left and right, and said in a low voice: "When your money is in place, our brother can do it at any time." ”
"! Want money, right? Say it earlier! Inform your brother outside tonight to go and talk to Haonan, Causeway Bay Chen Haonan knows! The pheasant glanced at the fat pig king and said, this grandson wants money and grinds and chirps, wasting Lao Tzu's time and life, and now the Sanlian gang outside is messing around, and the pheasant feels that it is an opportunity.
"Pheasant, you also underestimate my fat pig king! Although I am inside, but in terms of being well-informed, the paparazzi on Hong Kong Island are not as good as me, and Chen Haonan in Causeway Bay has now unified the underworld in Causeway Bay, who doesn't know him. ”
"Then you can arrange it as soon as you get the money! Lao Tzu has spent enough time in this place where birds don't lay eggs. The pheasant said with an unfortunate face, this guy is also unlucky enough, he mixed up in Taiwan, and wanted to bring his brother back to show off, but before he could show off in a hurry, he asked the Wan Chai anti-gang team to serve a pot.
"Don't worry! I get the money tonight, and I will act tomorrow, just tomorrow the Justice of the Peace will come to visit the prison, and then I will let my brothers create chaos, and you will take the opportunity to flash the water, but first say it, I can help you arrange the previous things, and whether you can escape successfully or not is none of my business, and the money will never be returned. The Fat Pig King stated in advance.
"! Whoever sends you a dozen or two hundred thousand, just tomorrow, tomorrow act. Seeing that a prison guard turned his head to look at him, the pheasant got up pretending not to care and walked towards Da Fei.
The next day at noon.
A helicopter flew to the basketball court apron of Stanley Prison for the visiting justices of the peace, who would visit the prison every month to learn about the lives of the inmates, who were already squatting on the ground waiting for the arrival of the justices of the peace.
In fact, most of the actions of this visit are just a face-saving project, but just to show the humane rule of the British government in front of the news media, and the real need to improve prison life is definitely not something that can be changed by a monthly visit.
"Justice of the Peace has arrived! Everyone applauds and welcomes! The warden was furiously agitated.
"Bang bang bang!" These prisoners also understood that this was the territory of the prison guards, and if they wanted to make a living in other people's territory, they had to curry favor with the head of this place, and this has always been the case throughout the ages, so the prisoners applauded very hard, making the old guy feel very face-saving.
It's a pity that this prison warden doesn't know that he is destined to lose face today, and not only that, but he may be slapped in the face instead.
The pheasant gave the fat pig king a look.
The Fat Pig King nodded silently inadvertently.
"Hello everyone! I am a Justice of the Peace, do you have any dissatisfaction with life in prison, if so, you can ask me, as long as the request is reasonable, I will try my best to help you apply for help. "The Justice of the Peace is an old guy who wears big myopic glasses.
None of the inmates spoke, in fact, they had all been taught, and they should never speak at this time, and when they spoke, didn't they mean that the prison director had mismanaged the prison director, so that the inmates had opinions and wanted to complain? So they were as silent as ever.
"I have!"
Suddenly, a guy raised his hand.
"Who! Who has the opinion? ”
"It's me!" It's Da Fei who speaks, after this guy was put in prison, his long hair that he thought was chic was forcibly cut short, and he had long seen that this prison director was unpleasant.
"Oh! What is your opinion? ”
"Oh! That is true! Da Fei said as he stretched out an index finger and thrust it into his nostrils with lightning speed.
The Justice of the Peace and the Warden frowned.
"Life in prison, eat and sleep, wake up and eat, four-eyed boy, your government has not considered our spiritual world! Warm thoughts, hahaha! Da Fei smiled, his eyes glanced at the helicopter There were two people running quickly with their waists low, and said secretly in his heart, Pheasant, you bastard escaped, Lao Tzu must be beaten hard.
"It would be nice if we could arrange some big waves of girls every week to get us on fire. Hahahaha! Da Fei laughed wildly.
All the prisoners covered their mouths and laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, you are really fucking in prison and not on vacation, and you have a big wave of girls.
"Shut up! What nonsense are you talking about? The warden turned purple with anger and asked the two guards to take Da Fei down.
At this time, the Fat Pig King gave several of his subordinates beside him a look, and the prisoner fought inexplicably.
"! Which bastard hit me in the head? ”
"Ahh I***, why are you kicking me? ”
"Who the fuck kicked you, where did the labor and management squat on the ground?"
"Brother Chao, him, the people who move our big circle."
"! Don't think that our Hongle people are easy to bully, on. ”
"Mr. Chen! Hurry! Let's step back first. The warden pulled the Justice of the Peace back away as he exchanged riot guards.
Suddenly, dozens of riot guards with shields in one hand and short sticks in the other rushed out and beat anyone they saw.
"Doodoo Dot ......"
"Not good! Someone escaped from prison! ”
The pheasant and the village were finally discovered, and immediately quickened their pace and ran to the helicopter.
"Quick! Stop them! The warden's face changed dramatically, and he shouted wildly, if the prisoner escaped, he, the warden, would do the same.
There are four prison guard handles with long sticks pinned to their waists in the helicopter, if it is a pheasant alone, it is naturally impossible to get on the helicopter, but it is different with Xiaozhuang.
"Bang!" A straight punch, the first prison guard lay straight on the ground,
"Bang!" A left hook slammed into the temple of the second guard, and he fainted.
Xiao Zhuang kicked out with his little foot, hit the third prison guard in the stomach, and flew upside down for two meters before crashing into the helicopter and fainting.
Glaring fiercely at the fourth prison guard, this guy turned out to be weak in fright.
"Quick! Start the helicopter and fly in unison. The pheasant held a toothbrush with a sharpened handle in his hand, and the sharp end was already facing the pilot's neck.
Just kidding, these guys are all vicious prisoners, and if they don't take off, they may be stabbed to death immediately, and if they take off, they will lose their jobs at most, and the pilot will naturally choose.
The helicopter was immediately activated, the propeller spun at full speed, and the plane immediately flew off the ground, and the warden was so black that he almost fainted.
"Quick! Call the police. "This matter must not be covered, and the prison director chose to call the police.
Xiao Zhuang jumped into the helicopter as soon as the helicopter took off.
The prisoners and prison guards watched as the helicopter slowly departed.
The difference is that the prison guards are angry, and the prisoners are longing, longing for the outside world.