"Brother Lu, drink coffee, go"

Lu Yunci glanced at him, and ruthlessly mended the knife, "Do you still dare to go?" Last time you had a whole cup of coffee, you ended up stepping on the curtain and falling and spilling a down jacket. ”

"I won't mention this, the problem is, I also sprinkled it!" Lu Yunci looked at him with pity, "Do you know how long it took me to wash it off?" ”

Zhang Cheng smiled wryly: "Hehe, you can't deny me because of this one thing, I can't just say it once, and I can't do it again and again!" Besides, just that one dollar and one paper cup of coffee, how can you sprinkle two drops when you go! ”

Lu Yun glanced at him resolutely, threw down his pen, put his hand in his pocket, and went to the restaurant.

The two walked around the supermarket for a while, and then bought two bottles of AD calcium and two cups of coffee.

AD calcium in his pocket, Lu Yunci held the coffee in one hand and drank it while walking.

Zhang Cheng held it in one hand and made a screen shape in the other, neither of them looked at the road, staring directly at the paper cup.

Lu Yunci: ...... As for it

Walking to the door curtain, Lu Yunci kindly opened it for him, and before Zhang Cheng could say thank you, there was a "snap", and the door curtain smashed him in the face.

Zhang Cheng was stunned for a second, and blurted out a sentence of "". When I looked down, I saw that not a single drop of the hot coffee was spilled on my jacket.

I guessed the beginning, but not the end.

Zhang Cheng looked at Lu Yunci with a sad and angry face, "Brother Lu, did you say that you were calculating!" ”

Lu Yunci touched his nose in embarrassment, and said with a smile: "This, people are not as good as heaven, or you give me your jacket today, and I will go back and rub it for you." ”

Zhang Cheng sighed, took out AD calcium, and pushed Lu Yunci forward, "Let's go, it's going to be class in a while!" As compensation, you must take me to the Throne tonight, and I want to be on the stars. ”

"Come on, brother!"

"I'm going to take the exam soon, how are you studying!"

Zhang Cheng looked at him with a sad and angry face and said, "Do you have to be so heartbroken? Then you should do my laundry! ”

"I'm still thinking, I'll draw you a point!"

"No, I decided to leave it to my fate."

When the two of them returned to the teaching building, they found that the old class was standing on the podium, and the seats below were neatly seated, and it seemed that the seats of the two of them were very empty.

Reports

The old class was reluctant to give them even a look.

The old class walked down from the podium, looking left and right.

Mouth still counting, "one, two......"

"What are you doing with your hair down? Tie it up! He glared at Yu Ye.

Yu Ye reluctantly tied a ponytail.

"And you, if I don't say you, you won't be pierced?"

Li Airan whispered: "My hair is short, I can't tie it up!" ”

"Can you try to tie it yourself?"

Li Airan's aggrieved hands-on practice.

The rest of the girls immediately went into action.

"If you don't tie your hair, forget it, you still have permed your hair, and next week I see that your hair is curly, so I'll cut it for you myself!" Did you hear me? ”

Li Airan retorted: "Then my class won't be the only one who is hot!" ”

The old class looked up and asked, "Who else?" Whoever perms his hair, a roll counts! ”

Several girls reluctantly raised their hands.

"I don't care if you cut it or pull it back, if I see it next week, I'll cut it all for you."

After speaking, he paused, "You don't know, my wife knows, last time she asked me to cut her bangs, I cut her into a dog gnaw, and it took a month to grow almost the same." ”

The whole class looked at him with blank expressions.

Old Ben realized that his jokes weren't funny at all.

He hurriedly walked around the classroom, stood on the podium and said, "Starting next week, jeans will not be allowed in school!" If you see it, you will deduct points, and if you let the dean see it, go home! This was notified by the school. ”

"Class!"

"Hello teacher!"

"Today we are going to talk about the booklet of the entrance examination."

“……”

While everyone was doing the questions, the geography class was idle with everyone.

"My daughter will not let her wear jeans in the future, it is not good for her health, she is so tight every day, and she is so energetic?"

"Then how can you not let her wear it, she won't wear it! When your daughter is so old, you can't control it, what pants do people want to wear, can you still care about it? Zhao Huitong interjected.

The old class was silent.

Not long after, he asked, "I heard that you boys don't have enough to eat a hundred a week?" What do you eat every day? ”

"It's nothing! Buns, sauce cakes or something! Jin Changzheng said.

The old geography class had just turned to him.

"How much is a meal?"

"Five or six!"

Old Ben frowned.

walked up to the podium and said, "I eat a large meat bun for one dollar a day, two at a time, and I am full after drinking a cup of soy milk." ”

"Old class, which window is it?" Jin Changzheng asked.

"It's just a restaurant, that one and that...... The one near the south gate. ”

"Lao Ban, we didn't dare to go to that house to buy steamed buns to eat, many people said that the pork of the two of them was not fresh, it was all ...... What the hell! ”

The geography class waved his hand and told him to stop talking.

The whole class laughed when they saw his expression of wanting to vomit but not daring to vomit.

After a while, Wang Yilin's clean voice sounded.

"Teacher, I have a question for you."

"You come up!"

"Teacher, I have a question too." Liu Mengting said.

The geography class beckoned to her and motioned for her to come up.

After Wang Yilin asked, he listened to Liu Mengting's question next to him.

"This question." Liu Mengting pointed and said nothing.

So as to give the old geography class time to review the questions.

After reading it, Lao Ban asked her, "What's wrong with this question?" Didn't I just talk about it the day before yesterday. ”

Liu Mengting was puzzled: "But I don't feel convinced." I have doubts. ”

"Well, then tell me about your thoughts." The old hand pressed the water glass.

"Why can't this be South America? There are also places in South America that are more than 50 degrees south latitude! ”

The geography class asked, "Where is it?" You go to find it, you go find a more than 50 degree one to show me. ”

Liu Mengting suffered from not bringing a geographical atlas. I thought to myself, I remember! But the teacher swears so much, it seems that there really isn't?

When Wang Yilin heard this, she actively presented her atlas.

"I have it, I have it, I brought it!"

Wang Yilin opened the book, pointed to it, and said: "Here, teacher, teacher, you see, there are more than 50 degrees south latitude in South America, and it is almost close to 60 degrees south latitude!" ”

Old Ben continues to throze to the death.

"Then it doesn't have such a low mountain!"

Wang Yilin flipped through the book and said, "Teacher, look, it's more than 2,000 meters high, and the title is also marked." ”

The geography old class was silent.

Liu Mengting: ...... Hahaha, a professional face-slapping household.

The geography veteran said impatiently: "Then you should first follow what I said before." ”

Liu Mengting: Aggrieved face

After the old geography class got out of class, I secretly went back to find other geography teachers to ask.

After studying it for several days, it dawned on me and happily came back and talked again.