At the beginning of the memory recovery, the two of them thought about Yexi to rescue them, but soon, they found out that something was wrong, even if they were sealed with spiritual power, but the two of them still had a sense of induction, this unattainable feeling-

Wipe! Dead Bamboo premeditated and took people away!

Wrong!

It's forced to go!

He didn't believe that Yexi would be willing to let him suffer and go to the waves by himself.

Dead bamboo, dead bamboo, Lao Tzu and you don't share the sky!

"Alright, it's ready to eat."

Because he is old and has been wandering alone for a long time, Feng Tu consciously takes on the responsibility of taking care of the homeless, and most of the food, clothing, housing and transportation are all made by him, and he has no strength to return.

Especially the food, I don't know if it's because he stayed with Yexi for too long and was infected with the attributes of a kitchen killer, every time he got out of the food, bitter and sour, no sweet, unpalatable to the extreme.

No return to self-comfort, at least, he didn't fry the pot.

Feng Tu laughed when he heard this, where did the two of them get the pot with this condition, and where did they go, they didn't just fold a branch and bake it.

Do you need to be reminded of how many times you have fallen into the fire of a fish, Uncle Shenlong?

Wugui took the roasted frog from Feng Tu's hand and bit it hard, and an urge to shed tears welled up in the corner of his eye.

was struck by lightning, and he hadn't eaten meat for a long time.

"Wait for Lao Tzu to go back-"

It's another bite of meat, well, the frogs here are so fat.

Feng Tu also chewed and swallowed, and complained, "Can't you call Yexi with your heart?" Let's take a look, and send some rice, grain and meat. ”

is a phoenix, and now his extravagant hope is just a decent meal, a mortal meal.

Wugui rolled his eyes: "The dead bamboo is fixed next to her, otherwise Yexi would have come to me earlier." ”

Feng Tu scolded vaguely: "What is his origin?" Can even the mind be separated? ”

After a pause, the frog meat in his mouth was not so delicious, and he said lightly: "How do you and I know that this method of isolating the mind is not a rotten street in the God Realm?" ”

Feng Tu stopped talking, yes, maybe it's really a bad street for everyone to get, but how can they, who are abandoned and marginalized, know? Still envious.

"Alas, life."

Feng Tu sighed and began to eat again, he used to think of his life experience and wanted to kill people when he was irritable, but now- go to the special thing, Lao Tzu just wants to eat meat.

Wugui squinted at him from the corner of his eye: "This is fate?" ”

It's a fart, it's clearly the dead bamboo trickster.

Feng Tu sighed again: "How can I say it, I didn't believe in fate before, and I had to resist even more if I had a fate." Now, I have been an ant in our eyes, and suddenly I have seen it a little, life, how can I love it, I just want to eat meat. If you can eat a full meal of meat, then sleep beautifully, sleep until dawn, and don't change it for a fairy. ”

Speaking of the back, he opened his arms and raised his head and closed his eyes to make a sound sleep, and snored.

Wugui couldn't help laughing, why did he sound so yearning?

Isn't it yearning, they are now like mortals who run too much and will be tired, hungry will have no strength, run during the day, and must sleep at night, otherwise they will have no energy the next day, but fortunately, there is one thing that is not completely the same as mortals.

No need to go to the toilet.

In the past, all I ate was spiritual things, or directly absorbed spiritual energy and energy, and I didn't have that need.

Now although I eat whole grains and wild vegetables and grass roots, I don't need to excrete them.

After all, it is the real body that comes with it, and the bamboo then seals the spiritual power to create the same illusion as mortals, but there are some basic functions that the body still retains.

For example, the impurities that are eaten into the body can be piled up in a corner, and the spiritual power will be cleared in the future.

That's why the two of them unscrupulously ate the unbelievable food of the world, cooked raw, soft and hard, and Guanyin soil.

Recalling the days of eating soil, the two of them were embarrassed, it was the days when they fled with refugees in a certain country, they couldn't live without eating soil, but many people who ate soil also died, and people's stomachs couldn't accommodate an excessive amount of ruthless things.

Thankfully, they weren't worried.

Eating soil is also fragrant.

There are some things that I can't help but talk about.

The two of them reminisced about the past, thought of this, and rejoiced for a second, and suddenly, there was a sound of beating drums in their abdomen, and then the river and the sea were overturned.

Fiercely bowed their heads, raised their heads violently, looked at each other, stupid.

No, yes?

Grinding his teeth without return: "Lao Tzu must kill him, he must be-"

Grunting, belly contraction, no, can't help it.

Feng Tu was dumbfounded: "I, I, I-I won't do that." ”

Wugui held down his stomach, gritted his teeth, and it was not that he had never seen mortals in the days of fleeing, when the belly was not full, the courtesy, righteousness and shame were thrown into the sky, and many people took off their pants on the spot.

"Leaves, find some big leaves."

Feng Tu still hesitated: "No, after all, the body is our own, it shouldn't be-"

"Trust me!" I felt my belly tighten for a while, and I couldn't sit still anymore, so I stood up with one hand on my stomach, bent over and pulled in the grass with the other.

"There is no lower limit to dead bamboo!"

Feng Tu couldn't sit still, and learned to pull like no return.

I want to cry: "I don't have the face to be a god." ”

No return: "Find the big one, the soft one." ”

Feng Tu: "There are thorns on the side of this, no." ”

They are mortal now, and they will be wounded and bleeding, and they don't know how many blood blisters have been worn on the soles of their feet.

The two of them hurriedly pulled around, ran separately and ran behind two grass nests far apart, and vented one by one.

When I came out, my eyes were wooden, and I always felt a smell lingering between my noses.

I don't have a face to be a god.

That's it.

Feng Tu: "I have to go to the river to wash." ”

No return: "I'll go too." ”

Wow - Wow -

Under the faint moonlight, the two men drilled back and forth in the water, constantly pouring water on their heads, their bodies were vigorous, and their faces were handsome.

Indeed, there are people who have seen it.

It's a pity that it's not a girl with a spring in her arms, or a child with an innocent heart, but-

Suddenly a lot of sharp arrows appeared in the grass, and there was fire burning on the arrows.

Because the two of them degenerated into ordinary mortals, they were bent on washing away the stench that seemed to be there, and they didn't find anyone until they were surrounded by rockets.

"Why, the ghost is not gone."

The two quickly converged in the middle of the river, fortunately they were in the river, and the river was not narrow, so there were only pursuers on both banks, and they couldn't come for a while, but there were already soldiers in the water.

That's right, soldiers.

Emperors and princes in the mortal world, who doesn't want to be eternal, the soldiers and horses along the way are stalked, and they can't get rid of it.

There are also martial arts people, business tycoons, and all those who are mixed up and master, they all want to eat their flesh, and they will be immortal and powerful forever.

Therefore, these forward officers and soldiers must be followed by assassins, dead soldiers, and so on.

And in addition to that-

The already cold water of the river is even cooler.

There's a ghost coming in.

Feng Tu sneered, and just said that the people who accepted their fate were indifferent in their eyes at this time, and the superior was indifferent to the ants and the whimsical disdain for the ants: "Swim along the river, they can't catch up when they merge into the river." ”

As for ghosts, the dragon and phoenix are already bright and masculine existences, a piece of dragon scales, a piece of phoenix feathers, can make the ghosts and immortals retreat, just the old ghosts in the mortal world, how can they really help them.

It's just that ghosts are ghosts after all, and somehow they decided that they could become ghosts and immortals after eating them, and no matter how many old ghosts died embarrassingly in front of them, they still chased them to fight the fire with moths.

Come on, and remember all the debts of the underworld.

The rocket rained, the two of them sank down, swimming like flying fish along the undercurrent at the bottom of the river, swimming for about half an hour, and the water behind them pushed violently and merged into the river.

This is a large river with a width of 100 feet, and the pursuers behind them shouted and shouted to requisition the boats, but they could no longer find those two figures in the water of the Taotao River.