"Xiao Zeng, don't be nervous. Come, give me a smile to my uncle. He Xiaotian stretched out his right hand and patted Shizi's face gently, and said with an elegant and easy-going look like a great benevolent person.

Zeng Hong cried and showed a wry smile.

People have to bow their heads under the eaves, and the shame of today will be repaid a hundred times in the future.

"Alas, the smile is so ugly, I really killed it."

He Xiaotian shook his head, very dissatisfied, under my hands, are you so bitter.

So, in the next second, Shizi's smile suddenly became sunny.

"Brother, do you think this will work?"

"Yo he! A bit of potential. ”

Many scavengers couldn't help but twitch their eyelids when they saw the two of them like this.

What are you doing?

Especially He Xiaotian, not to mention that his current image is not good, he looks like a living evil ghost.

Just listening to the tone, it looks like he is forcing the good to become a prostitute, and he is a wicked person who belongs to the group of lawbreakers who are severely cracked down on by the law.

"You stand here and don't move, I'll go and go back." He Xiaotian patted Zeng Hong's shoulder quite kindly, and then turned to the old woman lying on the ground and stretched out his evil hand.

Shizi showed a 'honest' smile and said that I would be obedient.

Everyone shook their heads, this alien didn't seem to be a very cultured Yazi.

People, you still have to read more, otherwise people will take advantage of you openly, and you don't know. They will also nod happily and admit that the other party is right.

After the prince turned around with Xiao Tian, the whole person was about to cry, move?

I dare to move!

You try to surround thousands of fierce men with huge waists, and more importantly, there is only a fig leaf on the whole body. And the few hot eyes hidden in the crowd really frightened him.

For fear that the other party would be desperate, he suddenly ran over and threw him to the ground, and then forcibly added a man to a man.

After a while, almost all the valuable things on the old woman's body were looted by He Xiaotian.

"Poor ghost!"

He Xiaotian took a sip of saliva, and left half a bottle of the super-powerful 'water'.

Who will be buried?

I congratulate someone's appetite, such a small one!

Then he sent the porcelain vase into the storage space, and the action was called a swiftness.

"Let's go, let's go to your place of work and learn more."

“？！”

Zeng Hong looked confused, when will I have a job.

As the son of the World-Honored One, I usually come to my clothes to reach out for food and open my mouth, okay?

Work, what the hell is that.

"The ninth princess you have been thinking about for a long time is also there." He Xiaotian carried Zeng Hong and disappeared in place with a thud, leaving only a crystal clear ice flower.

In the fountain at the entrance of the club, two people suddenly came out.

One of them was in high spirits, the other was depressed.

"Welcome to the Heavenly and Earthly Club!"

The two young ladies who were specially in charge of welcoming guests at the door showed a sweet smile and bowed in greeting.

"Not bad, not bad."

He Xiaotian nodded decently and praised, sure enough, after training, this group of arrogant aliens was honest.

Of course, it would be better if we could ignore the last time the nine-headed bird, a rich and unkind beast, clamored to sell the disobedient person to a rich businessman who was old and long-looking.

Although He Xiaotian is very ashamed of its methods, even the beautiful young ladies have to deceive and scare, but it works!

At least the spirit of the employees is getting better and better.

No one is lazy anymore and chews the root of the tongue behind his back.

For fear of being heard, he annoyed the nine-headed bird and was sold away.

The alien gate is also stupid, can't you read more books about the law when you come to this world?

Otherwise, where can they be scared, after all, there is something about selling丨selling丨people丨mouth, that is a crime!!

One after the other, the two entered the club and walked straight to the office.

"Recently, there has been more and more flow. Should I take advantage of the big devil's absence to deduct some privately? However, I heard that the club has an account book, and I will not make false accounts.

Let's search on the Internet first, are you prepared! Hey? I can still understand these words individually. It's just a string, why am I a little confused? ”

In the office, the nine-headed bird was talking to himself.

He Xiaotian: "......"

The present world is really a big dye vat, and even the nine-headed bird has been polluted by this billowing red dust.

The former demon giant, the ruthless man who sprayed the lord of the stars with blood. Now I don't want to forge ahead, and I want to learn to make fake accounts.

What's even more outrageous is that you actually searched from the Internet?

He Xiaotian sighed and pushed open two valuable wooden doors.

"Poor ghost."

Zeng Hong followed behind He Xiaotian and muttered in a low voice.

Someone didn't react to this.

You'll be there later.

"Goo, I'm back."

“？！”

The nine-headed bird stretched its neck sharply, then quickly jumped down from its chair and said with an enthusiastic expression.

"Oh, you're tired, aren't you? I've asked the chef to make you a meal, and I'll be there shortly. ”

"Goo, I just heard some discordant words such as deduction, ledger, and search." He Xiaotian sat on the chair, as plain as water.

"How is it possible, you must be too tired from fighting and have auditory hallucinations."

The nine-headed bird sneered, refusing to admit it.

"Alas, the club is making money every day, and it will soon be able to return your aura crystals."

"Well? Who will be buried? Don't I look down on the bird? There is no need to pay it back, let's talk about the crystallization of aura, which hurts our feelings. The nine-headed bird was furious when he heard this, and patted the coffee table and said angrily.

"Originally, I don't like to owe money, especially if you're still a beast. But if I think about it, if I don't answer, won't I be slapping you in the face?

You beast, you have a lot of self-esteem. That's okay, I'm reluctant not to return your aura crystal. Remember, you owe me a favor. ”

Nine-headed bird: "......"

Do you dare to be shameless?

I beg you not to pay back the money, but to pay a favor.

But it can't be helped, who calls it a loss!

Zeng Hong sat on the sofa and watched dumbfounded, can this special mother?

The nine-headed bird was upset, but when he saw Shizi, he flew up and slapped his face with a wing, knocking him away.

"Who are you!!"

"Presumptuous, I am the ...... of the World-Honored One"

Before he could finish speaking, the nine-headed bird gave him another heavy blow.

"It doesn't matter what you are, whether it's a dragon or a tiger. In our heaven and earth, making money is the only goal. But there is one thing that is not allowed to break the law. ”

"Xiao Zeng, be quiet. Are you glad you survived? Happy? He Xiaotian stretched out his hand and pressed it, signaling them to be one person and one bird, and not to continue arguing.

"Happy, happy!" Zeng Hong said aggrievedly, and he had to squeeze out a smiling face.

"Well, it's a contract. You look at it, and then you sign it. Our club is regular, although there is a grudge between the two of us, but who called me a bodhisattva? ”

He Xiaotian's words undoubtedly raised his shameless level a little higher.

The nine-headed bird immediately took out a contract from behind his ass and handed it to Zeng Hong.

"Count your shit luck, young man. We include food and accommodation, pay five insurances and one housing fund on time to help you, and there are a lot of tips every day. After you officially join the company, the housing provident fund will be arranged for you.

Guaranteed to be in the world, oh no. It should be said that it is the central domain, and you have a house of your own. When the time comes, take root with peace of mind and be a law-abiding person.

Also, don't forget to thank you, Master Bird, ninety-nine six is the blessing you cultivated in your previous life. The opportunity is given to you, it's up to you to take it. After surviving this life, you will definitely be reincarnated into a good family in the next life. ”

The nine-headed bird patted Zeng Hong's shoulder, a serious way.

I don't know how many times I've said this kind of foolish words.

It's convinced of it.

To deceive people, you have to deceive yourself first, that is the highest and unfathomable realm.

“？？？”

The son of the world is completely confused, I am already the son of the world, and I want a fart bicycle.

Could it be that there are hundreds of millions of stars, and there are more awesome characters than my father?

"Hello? Luo Feng, I have someone here who needs to have a minor operation. Alas, you're not the head of the energy laboratory, and you have more power in the magic capital. If I don't look for you, who am I looking for?

What are the difficult surgeries? Regarding the removal of the root of all evil, arrange a better doctor for my people. What is the removal of the root of all evil?

Stupid! It's a shame that you can do it at the head of the head. Do you know the father-in-law? It's not your dad! Your daughter-in-law will be called, I'm talking about Ouchi Palace. Specialized in serving the emperor and the harem concubines and other professions.

Forget it, let's tell you directly, the root of all evil removal surgery = castration!! Got it? Have you ever seen a pig? At your age, I'm afraid you should have experienced it.

Who scolded you! I mean you're well-informed. Insulting you? No, no. It's really that this person is more special and stronger.

So you know, ordinary hospitals, their medical equipment can't keep up at all, and it is estimated that they can't even break the skin. This can only be achieved with the help of the tools of your energy laboratory.

I'll do it myself? Cut directly. No, I'm useful for this person. My style is rough, and he has to recover quickly and make money for me.

Club starting to run the shemale assortment? Get out, get out of here. I'm not the kind of person who relies on hype to attract attention. It's hard to say, so don't ask so much.

Well, okay. I'm hung up and have time to play in our club? I entertain you personally. What's that? Discount? Hey, hey, my signal here is not good, bye. ”

He Xiaotian hung up the phone and breathed a sigh of relief.

"You still expect me to give you a discount, if it weren't for Roger's face, Lao Tzu would have broken your leg!"

"What is castration?" Zeng Hong looked curious about the baby and asked the two.

The nine-headed bird pondered for a moment, took out his mobile phone and clicked on a movie called "The Last Eunuch", took a screenshot and handed it to the son of the World-Honored One.

“？！”

Zeng Hong was very shocked, isn't this just castration?

What kind of technical terms are you giving me?

"Who's special in our room?"

Zeng Hong asked cautiously, because he had a bad premonition.

The words fell, and He Xiaotian and the nine-headed bird looked at him at the same time.

“！！！”

Mom, I'm going home.