Chapter 202: Brother-in-law, You've Cheated the Corpse!
"See! What else do you have to say? ”
At this time, Murong Que's voice sounded in his ears.
Qin Tian rubbed his hands and said with a sneer: "I said it was an accident, do you believe it?" ”
"What do you think?" Murong Que asked rhetorically with a look of disbelief.
Qin Tian glanced at Wang Shan in the bedroom, like a dog in estrus, sleepwalking around the room, making some shameful movements, touching his nose, and wanted to say that it was really an accident.
But if you are a normal person, after taking the Seven Emotions and Six Desires Pill, you can experience all kinds of life situations. If you experience more, you can naturally change your own defects.
But Wang Shan is really not a normal person, since he took the Seven Emotions and Six Desires Pill, he has been indulging in the illusion of desire and hope, and he can't extricate himself.
So much so that he was too deeply obsessed, and made some shameful movements on his body.
It's just that Qin Tian knows that he knows, but he can't explain it. And with the current attitude of Wang Yan and the three of them, it may not be useful to explain.
Thinking of this, Qin Tian could only say helplessly: "Okay! I admit that the plan to transform my uncle with the Seven Emotions and Six Desires Pill has failed! ”
"Qin Tian, if the transformation plan fails, will your uncle die?"
At this time, Wang Yulan, who had been crying silently and was sad, was shocked and hurriedly said.
Qin Tian hurriedly said: "Mom, don't worry!" If the plan fails, it won't hurt my uncle. Just pull my uncle out of the illusion! ”
"At most, mentally because of excessive consumption, it will be a little weaker, but it will not hinder the body!"
That's true.
The Seven Emotions and Six Desires Pill is just an elixir that creates illusions, allowing people to sink into illusions in their sleep. It's like a human dream, but the dream is relatively real and more varied.
"Then you quickly pull your uncle out of some illusion!"
Wang Yulan hurriedly said a word, and said sadly with tears in her eyes: "If you are depressed, let's be depressed!" As long as people live... He's just going to be an idiot, and I'm going to have to keep him well! ”
The sound fell, and a whimper followed.
On the side, Wang Yan grabbed Wang Yulan's shoulder in distress, glared at Qin Tian fiercely, and comforted Wang Yulan softly.
Qin Tian touched his nose with a wry smile, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, just you spoil your uncle so much, not to mention that the plan to transform your uncle failed, even if it succeeded, you had to correct it.
Murong Que saw his daughter-in-law so sad, and he also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, looked at Qin Tian, who was not moving, and glared: "Still stunned, what are you doing?" Why don't you pull your uncle out of the illusion? ”
"Yes, yes, yes..."
Qin Tian smiled, hurriedly entered the bedroom with a disgraced face, and glanced at it, as if playing a game with someone, Wang Shan, who had an obscene and rippling face, opened his hands and pounced on him.
couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, couldn't help the urge to kick Wang Shan out with a kick, gave way to Wang Shan in one wrong step, turned around and slashed at Wang Shan's neck with a hand knife.
Syllable!
Wang Shan's body shook, and he fell to the ground softly.
Qin Tian's eyes were quick, he grabbed Wang Shan, and came to the bed, a foul smell hit, and he couldn't help but sweep away the messy bed, with a touch of disgust on his face, but he didn't have time to change the bed, and put Wang Shan on the bed at will.
He gently opened his mouth and spit out two words: "Wake up!" ”
These two words seem to be silent, but they are like Hong Zhong Da Lu, ringing in the sea of knowledge of Wang Mountain.
Whew!
Wang Shan frowned, closed his eyes, and breathed rapidly, but he didn't wake up.
Qin Tian frowned, and spit out two words again, calling Wang Shan to wake up from the sea of knowledge.
Wang Shan's reaction was the same as always.
Qin Tian was a little confused, according to the saying that if he called once, he could call Wang Shan out of the illusion of addiction, and now he has called twice, and Wang Shan has not moved at all.
In the end, Qin Tian could only attribute it to Wang Shan is an unprecedented wonder, at least in the countless years that Qin Tian had been in the immortal cultivation realm, he had never seen a strange flower.
In desperation, Qin Tian called again and again.
"Qin Tian, what are you doing standing? Let's pull my uncle out of the illusion! ”
I don't know when, Wang Yan and the three of them took Yaya into the bedroom, and came to the edge of the bed to surround them.
Qin Tian tilted his head and looked at it, and said with a wry smile: "I'm calling!" ”
"Then why hasn't my uncle woken up from his illusion? You can't lie to us, do you? Wang Yan said with some skepticism.
Wang Yulan and Murong Que also stared at Qin Tian with a strange gaze, as if Qin Tian had other intentions.
The corners of Qin Tian's mouth twitched, and Wang Yan and the three of them had already misunderstood once, how dare they misunderstand at this time, so he couldn't help but hurriedly said: "Don't worry, uncle's situation is a bit special." Wait for me to continue calling and pull him out of the illusion! ”
"You..."
"Okay, Yanran, don't disturb Qin Tian. We don't understand, let's let Qin Tian do it! ”
As soon as Wang Yan spit out a word, Wang Yulan on the side waved her hand and interrupted worriedly.
Wang Yan shrank her head, didn't make a sound to stop her, but just warned Qin Tian fiercely with her eyes, as if to say, if something happens to your uncle, you will be finished.
Qin Tian shook his head with a wry smile and called Wang Shan again and again.
This time, Qin Tian only called twice, and Wang Shan, who was lying on the bed with his eyes closed, suddenly opened a pair of blank eyes.
Qin Tian breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a hint of flattery: "Don't disgrace the mission, uncle is awake, uncle is awake!" ”
Wang Yulan and the others had already seen Wang Shan wake up, and they didn't pay attention to Qin Tian at all, and they didn't even care about the dirty mess on the bed, as well as the peculiar smell coming out, they rushed forward one after another, squeezed Qin Tian aside, and shouted Wang Shan in a gossipy, caring about how he was doing for a while, and whether there was anything uncomfortable.
After a while, he talked about his worries and so on.
Qin Tian couldn't cry or laugh, stood aside, and let the three of them do it.
For a moment, Wang Shan, who seemed to be stupid, rolled his eyes, his spirit was a little sluggish, and he made a hoarse voice: "Just... Who was calling me just now? ”
"Uncle, it's me!"
Wang Yan and the three of them looked at each other, not knowing why, Qin Tian intervened in the gap on the side, squeezed in, and hurriedly said.
Wang Shan, who was just in a state of mind, suddenly got up from the bed, grabbed Qin Tian's clothes, and said excitedly: "Who asked you to call me, who asked you to call me!" ”
Belch!
Qin Tian was confused, what was the situation? Isn't that what pulls you out of the illusion? How did it look like they robbed you of your money?
So excited!
"Wang Shan, what are you doing! Get out of the way! On the side, Wang Yulan was stunned, grabbed Wang Shan's arm, dragged it hard, and said angrily.
"I won't let go!"
Wang Shan exhaled angrily: "Sister, do you know that I am playing with the fairy!" This bastard even called me again and again, and almost scared me to death. And the fairies are gone, gone! ”
"What nonsense are you talking about? What fairy, what does it mean? Wang Yulan looked confused, the hand that pulled Wang Shan's arm loosened, touched Wang Shan's forehead, and touched her forehead again, there was no fever! I don't understand what I said!
Qin Tian understood in seconds, the corners of his mouth twitched again and again, sure enough, Wang Shan's strange thing is really a dog who can't change eating. In reality, if you have money, you go to big health care. In the illusion, it is still a great health care every day.
No wonder the plan to transform him failed, the Seven Emotions and Six Desires Pill will only lead to the potential desires and hopes in people's hearts, and he is afraid that all of them are great health care in his heart.
Thinking of this, Qin Tian scolded Wang Shan secretly and touched his nose: "Uncle, in fact, what you see is an illusion, not a real one!" ”
"I don't care, you return me fairy, you return my fairy..."Wang Shan's mind was full of beautiful fairies, all kinds of waves, how could he listen to Qin Tian's words, grabbed Qin Tian's clothes and pulled hard, shouting.
Qin Tian touched his nose, and when he was about to persuade, Wang Yulan on the side turned his head and asked, "Qin Tian, what is the fairy that your uncle is talking about?" If you don't have it anywhere, give it back to him! ”
"Mom, don't listen to your uncle's nonsense, what he sees is an illusion!"
The corners of Qin Tian's mouth twitched, and he explained Wang Shan's state with a wry smile, and summed it up in one sentence, Wang Shan was still addicted to the illusion and did not wake up.
"Shameless!"
Wang Yulan's pretty face turned red all of a sudden, she looked at Wang Shan angrily, raised her hand and slapped her.
Syllable!
Wang Shan was in pain, palm prints appeared on his face, and he said a little dazedly: "Sister, you beat me?" ”
"I'll kill you asshole, I'll kill you asshole!"
It's good that Wang Shan didn't say anything, this sound reminded Wang Yulan of Qin Tian saying that after Wang Shan took the Seven Emotions and Six Desires Pill, he had been indulging in that kind of thing, and his heart was full of shame, and he raised his hand and slapped Wang Shan in the face one after another.
After Wang Shan was slapped five times, he completely sobered up, and was a little panicked, he still cared about Qin Tian, let go of Qin Tian's hand, and was about to escape, still muttering: "Crazy, my sister is crazy..."
Qin Tian, Wang Yan, and Murong Que were all speechless for a while, and almost tacitly retreated to the side, and by the way, they closed the bedroom door with a soft force, all looking like they were watching a play, watching Wang Shan being chased and beaten by Wang Yulan in the bedroom.
Among them, Wang Yan and Murong Que both felt very relieved.
In their opinion, Wang Shan is really unclean!
I'm afraid there is no scumbag like Wang Shan in the world.
If it weren't for Wang Yulan's already shot, they all wanted to beat Wang Shan hard, without beating him half to death, and not stopping.
The bedroom space is large and limited, and there are beds, cabinets and other things that occupy the space, Wang Shan can't get out of the room, and he didn't escape twice, so he was caught up by Wang Yulan, who was beaten up, and he panicked and asked for help from Qin Tian and others in pain.
threw himself into Murong Que's arms and begged for help: "Niece and son-in-law save me, niece and son-in-law... Uh, brother-in-law, Murong Que, aren't you dead? It's a corpse! ”
Did I cheat the corpse?
Murong Que's face was as black as ink, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, you are a bastard, I haven't seen you for ten years, you are fat!" Dare to curse me, it seems that I can't beat you anymore! ”