Chapter 31 Laugh at the fool being deceived

This time, the two of them did not leave, but squatted at the door of the house, and at three or four o'clock in the afternoon, these snakes left one after another as if they were dispersing.

It didn't take long for them to be gone, and such a strange scene made these two people staring at each other with big eyes, and their hearts were open.

"Dongcheng, didn't we really offend the Great Immortal of Liumen, right? These snakes..."

"I know how to go? Now I just hope that no snakes will come to our yard for meetings at night. ”

Su Dongcheng said, returning to the courtyard with somewhat weak steps, and Tian Xiaocui also followed.

The couple sat in the hall and were speechless for a long time, and neither of them slept after dinner that night.

This night, there were no snakes, and the couple stayed at home all day with a giant panda eye and did not go out.

It was fine for two days in a row, the two of them let go of their vigilance, and they didn't sleep for two days, and on the third day, they fell asleep on the kang as soon as they fell asleep.

Only this time, they got up and the yard was full of snakes, and the two of them were so scared that they couldn't stand it, so they had no choice but to find another great immortal to come over and help watch.

It's a pity that Tian Xiaocui's turn of face and denial of people has already spread, and the three immortals in these ten miles and eight villages are unwilling to help.

In desperation, they could only ask someone to help find Ma Xian farther away.

It took dozens of dollars to find a very famous old lady to come over.

On this morning, at the door of Su Dongcheng's house, there were many people who came to see the excitement, and the old lady they had paid for stood at the door, looking at the snake in the courtyard as if she was having a meeting, and her brows were furrowed.

"You really offended the Great Immortal of Liumen, think about what you have done before?"

Hearing her words, Su Dongcheng and his family hurriedly frowned and pondered.

"I haven't done anything."

"yes, we didn't do anything."

Seeing that both of them said this, the old lady continued; "Then think about it, have you ever seen or fought a long worm during this time?" (A long worm is a snake.) )

"This seems to be..."

Su Dongcheng just wanted to say that he hadn't seen it, but Tian Xiaocui on the side immediately spoke; "Yes, there have been fights."

"When?"

"Why did you forget? More than a month ago, didn't we see a small gray worm in the vegetable patch behind? I called you at that time, didn't you kill you with a hoe? ”

"It seems that there is such a thing, it can't be because of that little worm, right?"

As he spoke, Su Dongcheng looked at the old lady.

"Or else? Just now, my old immortal asked about the long worms in the courtyard, and they said that the ancestors' grandchildren were killed by the two of you, and they were ordered to come and take revenge. ”

As soon as she said this, the people who watched the excitement were all stunned, and it was normal for people to come to retaliate after killing the descendants of the snake fairy.

It's no wonder that they think so, it's just that these things are too evil.

Su Dongli was the only one in the crowd who was absolutely amused in her heart when she heard the words of this old lady, and she didn't say anything, anyway, this old lady deceived Su Dongcheng and her family, and she was happy to see her toss these two people.

"Aunt Bai, you must help us, we are unintentional..."

"What's the use of talking about that now?"

The old lady directly interrupted Tian Xiaocui's words, pondered for a while and spoke; "You go and prepare things, I'll invite my old immortal to come over and see if we can talk."

"Okay, okay, Aunt Bai, what do you want?"

After a while, Su Dongcheng got a list from the old lady, incense, candles, paper money, these are all standard configurations, and he also needs two roast chickens, two bottles of wine, and two packs of cigarettes, which makes him feel a little painful.

It cost twenty or thirty yuan to invite this person over this time, and now these things cost almost ten yuan, and it costs forty yuan at once.

But even if the flesh hurts, there is no way, it has to be settled, otherwise this family will not be able to live at all.

"Hurry up and get ready."

Su Dongcheng gritted his teeth and ran out of the village, everything on the list had to go to the town to buy.

It took several hours to get everything together, and it was past noon, when the old lady asked the two of them to bring tables and chairs, put everything on them, and told them to light incense and burn paper.

She sat on a stool, opened a pack of cigarettes, took out a few and lit them, chirped and smoked, and after a while, she began to tremble.

Everyone watched quietly, Su Dongli saw it for the first time, and felt very strange, so he whispered to Aunt Genzi to ask.

"Auntie, what are you doing here?"

"Please come up to the old fairy."

"The immortals have their own halls, and there are a lot of old immortals in some halls, and these old immortals have their own preferences, smoking, drinking, eating chicken, etc...."

"It seems that there are a lot of old immortals in this old lady's house."

She heard Su Dong's words in a fog, and she turned her head to continue to watch the excitement as if she didn't understand.

After about ten minutes, the old lady suddenly stopped moving, and began to talk to Su Dongcheng and the two of them in a completely different voice from just now, and then muttered something to the snake in the yard.

It's just that no one can understand what she's saying.

"Auntie, what are you doing here?"

"It seems to be communicating with the snake in the yard, I've heard people say it before, the old fairy what they say, it's different from ours, it seems to belong to the above language or something, and I don't understand it very well."

“……”

Hearing this, Su Dongli jumped out two words strangely in his heart.

"Professional."

This old lady is really very professional, whether she is really out of the fairy, she doesn't know, but as far as the old lady in front of her is concerned, it is definitely not, what she said just now that killed the snake, and the retribution of these snakes is nonsense at all.

Moreover, since I knew that she was inviting the immortal to come up, I had been sensing the breath of this old lady, and there was no special aura emanating from it.

According to her understanding, since it is an animal cultivating immortals, it will inevitably have special powers, or demon power, or true yuan, and then there is soul breath, and then there is nothing on this old lady.

So she could conclude that the old lady was definitely lying.

Of course, it's one thing to know, and it's another thing to not point it out.

The old lady tinkered for an hour or two, and the snakes dispersed as if they had agreed.

Such a magical scene, the two of Su Dongcheng, as well as the people in the village who watched the excitement, were all amazed.

Only Su Dongli was like Spiegel in his heart, obviously the old lady had an understanding of what happened a few days ago, and knew that these snakes would leave by themselves when they reached the point.

She came over today and first asked Su Dongcheng to prepare things, which took a few hours, and then asked this and that, and then pretended to negotiate with something, to put it bluntly, it was to drag the time, until these snakes left by themselves, and she was saying some reassuring words.

can create the illusion that she has successfully negotiated with the snake fairy to confuse everyone.

Sure enough, after waiting for those snakes to disappear into the field, the old lady began to appease Su Dongcheng and his family, saying that it had been negotiated, and what they needed to do to calm the anger of the snake fairy, so that they must do it, if one step is wrong, and something happens, don't blame her.

Then the old lady took away the roast chicken, tobacco and alcohol that Su Dongcheng bought, and said that she would take it back to worship the old fairy in the family.