"I'm going, I'm going to dictate English words this morning, and I haven't memorized them yet!"

"I rub, what? Dictating English words? Why don't I know? It's over, it's over, it's over, it's going to die, it's going to die. ”

"Oh! English, English again, this damn goblin! ”

Lu Yunci: ...... English Dictation? I'm not afraid at all, there's no way, I'm so strong!

After reading in the morning, the students in class 4 breathed a sigh of relief, the math teacher had better fool around, in her class, as long as you don't talk, it's generally okay if you don't sleep. There are also academic tyrants.

Morning is always the world of mathematics, and almost every day the math class is in the first or second period in the morning.

Speaking of the female math teacher in Class 4, she is a legend in the entire No. 1 Middle School. Once, when the Education Bureau attended a class and chose this teacher's class, just after she had spoken for 20 minutes, the leader of the Education Bureau fell asleep, and most importantly, the leader had been suffering from insomnia recently!!

If you have insomnia, come to her! She has a soft voice, and plays a steady tone, and a plain face.

Twenty minutes after the start of math class

As a pillar of the fourth class, I can't fall, I can't! Lu Yunci roared in his heart.

Seeing that Liu Mengting, the right tablemate, was killed, and Cui Yingying, the left, was shaky, and her eyelids wanted to be stitched seamlessly, Lu Yunci was desperate in his heart.

It needs to be introduced that the class row seats in No. 1 Middle School are generally three-person rows, a row of nine people, two aisles in the middle, and the open space next to the podium is also a newly developed area, facing the door, one person and one table are just right, it is a place that no mathematical scum and the god of sleep dreams of. Lu Yunci sat in the middle of the third row in the middle, the C position of the entire classroom, and the position where he would be found if he fell.

"333, you can talk to me!"

"Yes, yes! What to talk about? ”

"Tell me a joke!"

"emmm, master, wait a minute, I'll search for you!"

Lu Yunci waited for a while, his eyelids were fighting, and he couldn't support it, and suddenly 333 demonic donkey laughter appeared, which startled Lu Yunci and instantly sobered up.

"Master, let me tell you, this joke makes me laugh to death, hahaha~ Ou~Ah~Ou!"

"I'll read it to you, master! When I was smoking in high school, there was always a surprise inspection, and one day everyone was in the toilet and spitting smoke, and the strange thing said that this is human life, and then the principal came in and said: Go, I'll take you to live an inhuman life! Hahaha~ I'm laughing to death. ”

Lu Yunci: ......

"333, shut up and go after the extreme challenge, didn't you say yesterday that you saw the second season? Go, go, go, good, I'm awake. Lu Yunci tried his best to speak in a soft tone, suppressing his unreleased temper.

"Oh, oh, okay master, you call me for something!"

"Uh-huh, there you go!"

"Ah, master!"

"What's wrong again!" Lu Yun resigned.

"The teacher is telling you to get up and answer questions, look at you for a long time!"

Lu Yunci: I'm a little panicked! Glancing left and right, still sleeping, there was no hope, and a brother in the front row reminded in a low voice, "That multiple-choice question on the blackboard, choose D!" ”

Lu Yunci recalled the results of the brothers in the front row in these few seconds, and then decided to calculate the answer by himself.

"Pick A, Teacher"

"Okay, sit down! Next time you're sleepy, get up. ”

The brother in the front row gave him a thumbs up with his textbook. Lu Yunci smiled and unceremoniously accepted the praise from afar.

By the way, he kindly woke up the two uncompetitive tablemates.

"Huh? Got out of class? Liu Mengting was excited, looked up and glanced at the math teacher, and the whole person was as if she had just drunk the pulse, and she was awake in an instant.

After class, Liu Mengting poked at the same table, glared at her eyes and said: "At the same table, why did you call me in class, do you know that I am dreaming of a critical moment, I can almost see the college entrance examination questions, I have already unsealed the test papers, and they are about to be sent to me!" ”

Liu Mengting tugged on Lu Yunci's school uniform, hating iron and steel, "If I don't do well in mathematics in the college entrance examination, I will blame you!" ”

Lu Yunci: ......

"Good son, even if you see it, it's also this year's college entrance examination question, and you will only take the college entrance examination next year!"

Liu Mengting's eyes widened in disbelief, what is the situation? Did the scholar go down to the mortal and joke with the mortal?

"Don't look at me like that, I'll suspect you like me." As she spoke, she pulled away Liu Mengting's fingers tugging at the school uniform.

And Cui Yingying, a classmate on the right, is dating her boyfriend in her sleep again!

The Chinese class is another appreciation class. The school felt sorry for the students of the fourth class, so they asked the Hongzhi class teacher of this grade to substitute for a semester.

This Chinese teacher from Hongzhi's class was also one of the male gods of No. 1 Middle School in B City when he was young! Although he is now middle-aged, he is still a temperamental male god, and for a liberal arts class, all the girls said: So happy!

However, it was a bit unfortunate to attend his class, a teacher who was keen to develop students' appreciation and writing skills, even though his class really taught a lot.

So as soon as the class started, the students said that they were both happy and painful.

"After dusk, there is a dark fragrance in the sleeves. Mo Dao is not ecstatic, the curtain is swept by the west wind, and people are thinner than yellow flowers. Students, when you hear this, have you ever thought about why the curtain is the west wind? Normal people know that it should be the wind that blows the curtain, why is the curtain rolling up the wind here? Did the author make a mistake? ”

Under the podium, the cuties of the fourth class, who were enjoying the recitation of professionals, heard this, and began to imitate the ostrich one by one, for fear that they would raise their heads and be picked up by the teacher.

"Huh? Or should it have been the West Wind Roller Blind, which has been passed on for thousands of years and passed on wrongly? ”

"Also, why are people thinner than yellow flowers?"

"Students, think about it."

……

There was a dead silence in the class. Lu Yunci said that the self-study class in the fourth class has never been so quiet.

Probably because the Chinese teacher looked at the watch, and just a few minutes before the end of class, he said the answer to himself.

"The curtain swept the west wind because the author thought that her husband had returned, and when she opened the curtain, she got up and saw that it was windy. People are thinner than yellow flowers, which also expresses the author's lovesickness, yellow flowers, that is, chrysanthemums, how wide a petal is, the author uses rhetorical techniques to exaggerate his emotions. These two sentences are the essence of the whole poem. Memorize this poem and check it in the next lesson. ”

"Jingle Bell~ Students, it's time for class, teacher, you have worked hard!"

"Okay, class."

"Goodbye, teacher!"

"Alas, in the next geography class, will the old class be noisy with us again?" Liu Mengting sighed while looking for the geography book.

"No, we're doing well this week! This is already the week with the least points deducted in our class! It's time for the old class to be content! The brothers in the front row put their elbows on Lu Yunci's table with one hand and spoke, "Hey! Brother, you are so good, you can still know what the teacher said when you sleep in math class, and answer the correct answer in an instant, cow! ”

Lu Yunci waved his hand again and again, and said with a ruffian smile: "General, the third in the world." ”

"Haha, brother, your span is a bit big, before yesterday, he was still a cold male god, and today he will become an ordinary person."

"Hahaha, that's not familiar with you yet!"

As soon as school ended in the afternoon, the brothers in the front row invited him to play basketball, and although he was eager to try, but, considering his own debts, he still ruthlessly refused. In the end, I made an appointment to fight the king together at night.

"333, lead the way, go."