Chapter 182: Life is Like a Play 4
The master looked at Xiao Laodao coldly and threatened, "Are you going to leave or not?" ”
Xiao Laodao hesitated and said, "Where did you go in the middle of the night?" ”
The master shouted, "No matter where you go, get out of here first!" ”
Hearing this, Xiao Laodao pondered, and finally nodded, "Okay, I'll listen to you." Immediately, Xiao Laodao stood up from the stool and beckoned everyone, "Let's listen to Brother Liu this time, go back to the house to pack our luggage, and leave immediately." "Draft, let's revise it tomorrow, update it for a few days in a row, it's wrong everywhere, it's too long to sit on, it's very difficult to get up from the chair.
Xiao Chujiu and Xiao Shiyi didn't say a word, they obeyed Xiao Laodao, and when the girl heard this, she glanced at the master, didn't say a word, turned around and went back to the house to pack her things.
Seeing this, the old man stood up from the stool with a blank face, and asked Xiao Lao Dao in a low voice: "Dao Chief, what's going on?" ”
Xiao Laodao looked helpless and waved his hand, "Let's leave here first." ”
The master looked at a few people, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, judging from the words, expressions, and behaviors of Xiao Laodao and a few people at this time, it seemed to be true.
The master went back to the house with them, packed his luggage, and when he was packing, he deliberately looked for his Liangyi Yin and Yang Sword, which was actually placed in the baggage, but the grandfather couldn't remember when he put the sword in the baggage.
After packing the luggage, several people went out of the house one after another, at this time, the old woman stood in the yard, watching everyone ready to go, with a puzzled face, and finally, Xiao Laodao came out of the house, and the old woman hurriedly went over and asked him, "Dao Chief, it's late at night, do you really want to leave?" ”
Xiao Laodao smiled faintly, "We are all used to it, and there is no difference between day and night." No, Xiao Laodao took out a small ingot of silver from his body and put it in the old woman's hand.
Leaving the old woman's house, the grandfather led the way in front, relying on his own memory, turned left and right, and finally, came to the bottom of the stage, at this time, the stage was still singing, and there were still many villagers watching the play under the stage.
The master didn't look at the stage, and wanted to speed up and leave, but at this moment, Xiao Laodao behind him said in surprise: "On this stage...... What kind of drama is sung? ”
Hearing this, the master turned around and glanced at Xiao Laodao and a few people, and saw that several people were all watching on the stage, and the master couldn't help but look over as well.
On the platform, the white-robed general was sitting at a table of eight immortals, and opposite him, there was a white-faced Taoist man with a dust whisk in his hand. Next to the Taoist, there are two Taoist boys, one tall and one short, who look like the apprentices of the white-faced Taoist......
Suddenly, the master looked at Xiao Laodao in the audience, and Xiao Laodao also looked back at the master, his face full of astonishment, "Brother, what is being sung on this stage...... Isn't that just the two of us! ”
The master smiled bitterly, and said lightly: "Brother Xiao, you just found out, in fact, this scene has been singing about me, when we came, I just sang about me catching the water monster in Sanwangzhuang, after the water monster was captured, I put it in a cage, who knew that this thing was invulnerable, I used wicker to draw it until only two layers ......of skin remained" Saying, the master took out the Liangyi Yin and Yang Sword from his waist, "Do you see the scabbard of my sword, it is made of the skin of that thing......"
When Xiao Laodao heard this, he became more and more stunned, "Then ...... this play?"
Without waiting for Xiao Laodao to finish speaking, the master said: "This play is weird, and this village is weird, let's leave as soon as possible!" ”
Xiao Laodao nodded, and beckoned to a few people who were always asking for food, "Let's go, don't look at it." ”
Leaving the stage, a few people returned according to the previous way into the village, and soon, a few people left the village safely.
At this time, the master looked back and saw that the village was still brightly lit, and faintly, the sound of gongs and drums could be heard.
Subsequently, several people found the previous river and continued to walk forward along the river, and the master was secretly relieved at this time, it seems that this nightmare should be over......
I don't know how far I walked along the river, but from the feeling of the master, I walked at least twenty or thirty miles. At this time, the sky was dark, but it was full of stars, Xiao Laodao looked up at the sky, and said coldly: "It's strange, is this going to be bright, or is it going to be dark, if the sky is about to dawn, there shouldn't be so many stars in the sky......"
When the master heard this, he immediately became vigilant, and at this moment, there was a sound of "bang" and "bang" in the small river next to him, as if something was swimming in the river. Several people turned their heads to look into the river at the same time, and saw an old white-haired fox, leading a few little foxes, climbed ashore from the river.
A few foxes shook the wet fur on their bodies, lined up, and squatted by the river like dogs, and several pairs of eyes were firmly fixed on the grandfather, revealing a grim and weird smile.
Seeing this, the master immediately pulled out the Liangyi Yin and Yang Sword in his waist, and he now understands that he should still be in a strange illusion.
Without saying a word, the master picked up the short sword and rushed towards a few foxes, and when the foxes saw this, they were not to be outdone, jumped up from the river, and besieged the master.
At this time, Xiao Laodao asked, "Brother, what the hell is going on?" ”
The master was already fighting with a few foxes at this time, and he didn't have time to answer Xiao Laodao, and then, Xiao Laodao shouted: "Don't be stunned, go up and help!" ”
The master, Xiao Laodao and a few people fought together with a few foxes, and the master freed his hand at this time, no longer paying attention to the little foxes, and specializing in the white-haired old fox.
After a few faces, the white-haired old fox jumped up suddenly and bit at the throat of the master, who dodged and dodged, and at the same time, stretched out a hand, snapped the ground, and grabbed the fox's tail out of thin air.
The white-haired fox was suddenly in a hurry, twisted over and bit the wrist of the master, but the master didn't wait for it to bite, picked up his arm, and threw the white-haired fox to the ground.
Bang, the white-haired old fox was knocked unconscious, and the master didn't give it a chance to come back to his senses, so he picked it up and fell left and right.
I don't know how many times I fell, but there was a shout in my ears: "Okay, good fight, good fight......"
The master was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look in the direction where the voice came from, a group of villagers were standing below, and then looked at themselves, and actually returned to the stage, in his hands, what he was holding was no longer a white-haired old fox, but a black strange guy, and then looked at himself, wearing a white robe......
What's going on?
"Uncle Bingshou, the water monster caught you?"
In front of me, a young man wearing a small costume and a funny face painting appeared, and the master was just about to ask, who are you?
However, his own voice came to his ears, "Catch it, bring the cage and lock it in!" ”
When the master heard this, he was stunned, and hurriedly moved his body, but he was no longer under his control.
In this scene on the stage, he should be singing about himself catching water ghosts, and this young man dressed as a young man should be his good friend Wang Caoyu......
looked at the stage from the corner of his eye, and saw that not far from the stage, behind the villagers, Xiao Laodao was talking to the white-haired old woman, and he and a few other entertainers were looking at the stage......
Next, the master uncontrollably staged himself on stage, catching water monsters, killing dragon kings, escaping marriages, leveling horse villages, and collecting ghost monkeys......
has been involuntarily acting until he and Xiao Laodao dug open the strange grave, the moment the coffin lid was pried open, a white mist erupted from the coffin, and from the coffin, slowly became a person, and the master's heart suddenly beat wildly.
This scene, I watched it off-stage before, but now, I staged it on stage, could it be that next, I am going to be beheaded?
I heard the fox head in the coffin shout: "You and other mortals, dare to offend my immortal body, what crime should you be guilty of, come, tie up!" Immediately after, a few little foxes ran up from the backstage.
The grandfather suddenly chuckled in his heart and wanted to resist, but his body did not listen to his own call.
Three times five divided by two, the master was tied up by a few little foxes.
"Drag it down, cut it!"
Subsequently, the master and Xiao Laodao dragged a few people to the edge of the stage, and after a while, an adult fox came up from later, and soon came to the master's side, and the master heard a "whirring" wind sound, felt a cold back of his neck, and involuntarily planted himself under the stage.
Almost at the same time, the villagers who were watching the play shouted: "Stop! ”
The master was already numb at this time, and it was his own ...... who shouted to stop.
The self on the stage, like himself before, made a big fuss on the stage, but at this time, there was movement under him, and several little foxes lifted their bodies up, one of which was a little fox with a big pigtail in his mouth, and a human head was dragged behind the braid.
The master looked at the head, and couldn't help but feel excited, it was his own head, and the little fox holding his head was still talking, "This Liu Niandao is really difficult to kill, and the soul of the body is still not dispersed after cutting it, I wonder if the old grandmother can catch his soul?" ”
A little fox carrying the body of the grandfather said: "I must be able to catch it, the old grandmother has been practicing for more than a hundred years." ”
The little fox with his head in his mouth said, "Isn't it a pity that the old grandmother told us to throw his body into the river?" ”
"What a pity?"
The little fox with his head in his mouth said, "I heard a wolf spirit say that human flesh and blood are the best in this world, or let's taste it." ”
Suddenly, several little foxes stopped. A few little foxes carrying the body of the master put down the body of the master and circled around the body of the master, looking eager to try, it seems that they all want to taste the taste of human flesh.
One of the foxes, a little bigger, said, "I've heard that human brains are the best, so let's eat them first." ”
Several little foxes immediately cheered, followed closely, and gnawed around the master's head, and after a while, all the flesh on the master's face was gone, revealing the bones of Bai Sensen inside.
Seeing this, the master was furious, but he still couldn't control his body, so he could only watch.
After a few foxes finished gnawing the head on their heads, they began to gnaw the brains inside the skull, but the brains were wrapped in the skull, so they had to carry the skull and fall to the ground, and after falling many times, the skull cracked, and several little foxes scrambled to arch into the skull and gnawed it.
However, after a few bites, several little foxes vomited one after another, and one of the little foxes shouted: "Why does the brain eat like wood, it's really unpalatable." ”
Several little foxes seemed to think that Taiye's brain was not delicious, and in the end, their eyes fell on Taiye's body.
Surrounded by fierce eyes, the slightly larger fox tore it off, tore off a piece of the master's pants, and said to the other foxes, "I'll taste it first." ”
After speaking, he opened his mouth to show his fangs, and with a "click", the master suddenly felt a heartache, and then a fishy saltiness remained in his mouth, as if it was blood......
"How's that, how's it going, is it delicious?"
The master turned his head to see that several little foxes were looking at him, and their eyes were full of expectation.
This is...... The master was stunned, looked down at himself, how did he become a fox, and then looked in front of him, his thigh was bitten out of a series of tooth marks by himself, and the smell of blood in his mouth had not subsided.
However, he seemed to be able to move, and the master suddenly bared his teeth at a few little foxes, "Okay, of course it's delicious...... After speaking, he pounced directly on a few little foxes.
Thanks to the 100 yuan red envelope of "Pian Fan".