Chapter 161: The physique is too weak
Erha suddenly spoke, but Jin Dazhong and Little Hammer were scared enough, especially Little Hammer, because of Erha's sudden speech, the pain on both sides of his face disappeared.
"You said you hit me?"
The little hammer looked at Erha with an angry face, and his body stood up directly from the ground, thinking that he was going to come over and fight with Erha, but he just asked a word, and his body stood in place without moving.
"If I didn't beat him, could there be others? You said that you are such a big person, why can't you speak human words, you owe it! For a person like Little Hammer, Erha doesn't bother to look at him with his eyes.
The little hammer was very aggrieved, and he couldn't wait to go up and grab Erha, pull off all the fluff on his body, and then light a fire to barbecue.
However, he really didn't dare, the other party came to him and twitched his paws, but he didn't see the shadow of the other party at all, why did he dare to do it with the other party.
"Haha, you have these two paws well, but I can't speak, don't be like me, what do you call it?"
The little hammer stood up suddenly, but Jin Dazhong was scared enough, he thought that the little hammer was going up and fighting with Erha, and was just about to rush over to stop the little hammer, but he didn't expect the little hammer to not pass, but in a self-deprecating way, he directly resolved the embarrassment.
"The name of this fairy beast is Erha, remember it in the future, I am not a mother, if you want a mother, go to your old sow, your uncle's. Erha still looked angry, looking unrelenting.
"Erha, don't mess around, your storage bag was brought to you by Little Hammer, how can you treat Little Hammer like this, quickly apologize to Little Hammer. ”
Erha didn't want to get into trouble with the little hammer, after all, in a place as big as Feixian Island, you can't look down and see you when you look up, because this little thing is not worth it.
What's more, Erha has already taken advantage, and it is nothing to say a few nice words of comfort and comfort to the little hammer.
"Your uncle, this storage bag was originally given to me by you! Look at this, thank you! It doesn't hurt to smoke just now!"
"His uncle, Wang Jue, what do you think, it's okay for me to say that! You have the ability to slap a sweet jujube, and you use this little hammer again. ”
After Erha finished speaking to the little hammer, he waved his claws at the little hammer, and then immediately sent a message to Wang Jue and asked how he was doing.
"Bastard, this is your apology! and asked if it hurts, is there such an apology?" Wang Jue listened to Erha's transmission, and immediately reprimanded the goods.
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all, Master Erha just gently touched my face twice, but the strength was not mastered well, and the strength was a little bigger, it was a joke with me! ”
At this time, Little Hammer felt a hot pain on his face again, but he still endured it and still smiled and talked to Erha.
"What you said is good, Ben Erha hasn't pumped people for a long time, this power is really not good for a while, pay attention next time. ”
As soon as Erha finished talking about paying attention next time, the little hammer suddenly trembled with fright, thinking that Erha was going to come over and whip him with his claws.
"Haha, your uncle, your name is Little Hammer, right! What are you trembling about? Have a fever? Hurry up and get a few spirit grasses, Wang Jue will refine a few spirit pills for you to eat, and it will be fine immediately." Seeing that the little hammer trembled, Erha immediately began to play with the question.
"It doesn't matter, our cultivators are in good health! It will be fine in two days, this little problem is not worth taking medicine. The little hammer hurriedly climbed down the pole.
"Your uncle, little hammer! You are not kind, and Wang Jue is not an outsider, so you don't need to meet him. ”
After Erha finished speaking, he jumped directly from Wang Jue's shoulder, and after a flash of white light, he instantly appeared in front of the little hammer, lying opposite the little hammer, raising his head to look at him.
"Your uncle, why do you want to run away with the little hammer! Don't go, the elixir for treating colds and fevers is really easy to refine, and it can be refined for Wang Jue for a while, and if you are sick, you have to be cured, you can't bear it, if you don't treat a small problem, it will accumulate into a serious illness after a long time." ”
Seeing Erha suddenly appear in front of him, he was so frightened that the little hammer stood up directly, turned his head and was about to flee, but where did he have Erha's speed! Let Erha grab his clothes with one paw and drag him to the front again.
"Master Erha, I really don't have anything! I used to have a cold and fever a lot, and I never took elixir. ”
Seeing that Erha looked very concerned, Little Hammer looked at Wang Jue with a bitter face, wanting Wang Jue to intercede for him, Wang Jue turned his face directly and looked away, praying for Little Hammer in his heart, don't let the spirit of this thing collapse.
"Your uncle, little hammer, don't you believe Wang Jue what! He is an alchemy master, you have to believe him, he will definitely be able to cure your illness. ”
The little hammer made Erha entangled in confusion, he would never have thought that a pet would talk endlessly, and the little hammer wanted to cover his ears and not listen, but when he thought of those two paws, he immediately dispelled this idea.
"Master Erha, I listen to you, when Miss Haixia is out of the customs, we will go to the Elixir Garden, and when the time comes, we will trouble Master Erha to pick some spiritual herbs to treat colds and fevers. ”
The little hammer softened, he really couldn't help Erha's constant entanglement, where is this Wang Jue's pet! It is even more annoying than the chattering Uncle Wang next door to his house.
"Hey, that's right, you forgot a sentence, listen to people's advice to eat well, this person! You have to listen to people's advice, Haixia has to wait two days to get out of the customs, this time can't be wasted, come and sit next to me, let's discuss life, ideals, career, women. ”
Little Hammer sat three feet away from Erha, and Erha beckoned his paw to Little Hammer and motioned for him to sit beside him.
"Master Erha, the little hammer is really convinced of you, what is it called, oh! I think of it, listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years, Master Erha is very knowledgeable, rich in learning, and will definitely listen to the master's teachings in the future." ”
The little hammer suddenly became wise in a hurry, and immediately began to slap the sycophants, all the words that he thought of in his heart, all the words that could be used were used, hoping to make this master shut up quickly.
"Alas, your uncle, little hammer, you and I really hate to see each other! You can see at a glance that I am very knowledgeable, which means that your eyesight is still good, and if you use this eyesight in other aspects, you will definitely have a limitless future. ”
"Master Erha has won the award, the little hammer is born dull, the talent is clumsy, and the rotten wood cannot be carved! ”
The little hammer made Erha completely confused, and the words he said did not match the preamble, it was simply the donkey's lips not the horse's mouth.
"Hey, uncle, little hammer, I'm trying to save you, how can you give up on yourself! Believe me, under my careful guidance, there is no rotten wood that cannot be carved into a vessel. ”
"Master Erha, please spare the little hammer, okay? The little hammer really can't stand it, there are little stars in front of him. ”
After the little hammer finished speaking, he hurriedly clenched his fists and kept shaking at Erha, but the little hammer collapsed and begged Erha directly for mercy.
"Your uncle, little hammer, it's not wrong to worship me, what did I say just now? Oh! I remembered it, I discussed life, career, ideals, and women with you, and I almost forgot about it, so let's start with life. ”
The little hammer made Erha say blindfolded, his eyes were round, watching Erha spit stars flying around, he didn't dare to go, he had to listen if he didn't go, his ears were buzzing, and after a while, the little hammer felt dizzy and swollen, and it was not far from fainting.
Two days later, Erha was still sitting opposite the little hammer, his little head kept shaking, like a teacher teaching another lesson to the students, and the little hammer just stared at Erha, his eyes were full of bloodshots.
"Your uncle, little hammer, has told you about life, career, and ideals in the past two days, and finally, I will tell you about women, you must listen carefully and keep everything I say in mind. ”
"Master, please speak!"
After the little hammer barely said four words, he could no longer speak, and his body sat cross-legged on the ground and shook from time to time.
"Your uncle, when I talk about women, I think of my Xiaoxue, my Xiaoxue is the most beautiful girl in the world, with Xiaoxue, other women in the world are blind in front of me. ”
After two days and two nights of non-stop speech, Erha's mouth full of spittle stars flew, and from time to time he stretched out a small paw and gestured, and the little hammer stared, looking at Erha mechanically.
Jin Dazhong sat on the other side, listening to Erha's mouth talking non-stop, and turned his face to Wang Jue, wanting to see how this Master Wang reacted.
"Don't look at me, I've long been surprised, this product is this virtue, it's endless when you see people, the little hammer is considered to have met a bosom friend, and it's not easy to endure listening to it for two days. ”
"Your uncle, little hammer, in terms of chasing women, I have summarized the sixteen-character policy for so many years, you must keep in mind, you must not forget, this is related to your family's great cause, and it must be taken seriously. ”
Wang Jue was communicating with Jin Dazhong, and Erha started to speak again, and the little hammer stared and listened, seeing that he couldn't hold on.
"These sixteen-character guidelines are: perseverance, perseverance, perseverance, and courage, you must keep in mind!"
Poof!
As soon as Erha finished saying his sixteen-character policy, the little hammer fell to the ground on his back with a pop, his eyes rolled white, and he fainted.
"Your uncle, little hammer, what I just said is right, right! Minor illnesses are not cured, and after a long time, they accumulate into serious diseases, and you see what you have become now! After sitting for two days, you can't stand it, and your physique is too weak. ”
At this moment, the door of the No. 1 alchemy room opened, and Haixia walked out of it, successfully breaking through to the ninth layer of the Juyuan Realm.
As soon as Haixia came out, she immediately saw several people sitting outside the alchemy room, and also saw Erha, and saw the small hammer lying opposite Erha, Haixia came directly to Erha's side.