Chapter 306 [Oh my groove, where's my head?] 】

"Boom!!"

The huge smoke and dust kicked up obscured everyone's view.

The abbot suddenly found that his own Buddha statue seemed to be more than six meters tall.

Can this thing grow on its own?

When the dust slowly dispersed, he fell into a stupor.

I saw that the golden giant, not only did not drown in the endless glow, but I didn't know when to lift the Buddha statue.

A six-meter-and-five-earth human being forcibly lifted up a fifteen-meter-high, all stone-carved Buddha statue, that kind of scene is definitely not something that can be imagined just by fantasy.

Did you take hormones?

"Boom ......"

The two huge arms of the Buddha statue were closed downward, intending to attack He Xiaotian.

As a result, an embarrassing scene appeared, no matter how hard the abbot tried to control it, he couldn't hook the golden giant below.

The deputy head of the squatting point on the outskirts of the Great Rinyorai Temple, as well as the soldiers.

Seeing this funny scene, everyone laughed heartlessly.

Completely gone, the sadness when He Xiaotian was engulfed in the ghostly light before.

"Leave you!!"

He Xiaotian shouted violently, and his arms exerted force.

"Boom!"

The huge Buddha statue flew directly into the sky with the cannonball out of the chamber.

And into the distance, shooting rapidly.

“???”

The abbot was already stunned, although he felt He Xiaotian's invincible power in the hall, and was pressed to the ground and beaten by him, but you are too exaggerated!

At this moment, five or six mobile phones on the periphery of the temple have turned on the video recording function, faithfully recording the picture of the Buddha statue flying through the air.

"Roar!" "Roar!"

Two beast roars came, but I saw two mighty stone beasts shaped like tigers in the air, rushing out of the ground and pounced on the Buddha statue in the air.

The huge Buddha statue had nowhere to borrow its strength in mid-air, so it could only turn into an angry-eyed King Kong and wave two stone arms to drive it away.

"Click!"

Don't look at the stone beast, which is only three meters long and one meter high.

But its ferocity is also much better than that of Buddha statues.

As soon as one shines on the face, the stone arm that bites is shattered.

"It's the two-headed ferophyllum guarding here, and I'm afraid the Buddha statue won't be able to come out."

The deputy district chief muttered to himself, causing the surrounding people to roll their eyes.

It's up to you to say it!

If he could come out, I am afraid that he would have been a disaster to the world long ago.

After a few breaths, the giant Buddha statue turned into a cloud of rubble.

After destroying the stone Buddha that 'wants to escape from prison', the two stone ferves will be made and returned to the ground.

"Damn it, I'll be back!!"

The abbot's face was full of unwillingness, and after glaring at He Xiaotian angrily, he disappeared in an instant.

Covering an area of 100 acres, the Great Ri Rulai Temple is like going back in time, and it immediately becomes dilapidated.

He Xiaotian: "??? ”

What the hell is this!

Before I could exert my strength, you fell.

In addition, what kind of thing is the two-headed stone beast attacking the Buddha statue in the air?

"Let's go!"

The deputy district chief who was squatting on the periphery got up, said a word to several soldiers who were checking their mobile phones, and then walked towards the Buddhist temple.

A few people looked at each other, didn't it mean that it was very dangerous inside?

"The stone Buddha is broken, and it is safe for the time being. He will not be born again until the evening. ”

The deputy head of the district turned around and explained.

"Huh! How do you know so well? ”

The person who spoke was the young man who was always beaten.

The few people standing beside him heard this, swished, and all rushed out.

It's hopeless, wait for death.

Bang!

The deputy district chief appeared at the unlucky child's position and retracted his right leg.

"You talk a lot!"

“......”

A group of people hurried towards He Xiaotian, and a certain reckless man who was confused also saw them.

"Yo! Isn't this the deputy district chief? Why did your old man get here? ”

"Don't talk, let's go. This thing can't be killed, but at night, it will be reborn. When the old man saw He Xiaotian, he immediately admonished.

Everyone thought that this was the end of the matter.

But who would have thought that He Xiaotian showed a surprised expression after hearing this.

"Great!"

“!!!”

The deputy district chief is full of exclamation points, what do you think, big brother?

"I have to take revenge with my own hands."

He Xiaotian's thunderous voice burst open from their ears, causing a group of people's eardrums to buzz.

"Can't kill him!"

Don't mention how depressed the deputy district chief is, what about you.

"You guys go back, anyway, I won't do a few shots of him, I'm not happy." When did He Xiaotian suffer such grievances? Ma De Laozi was flying in the sky, and suddenly he was dragged down.

If he didn't take revenge on the old abbot, would that be the character of someone He?

In short, if you provoke me, you can be regarded as provoking the wrong person.

I have to beat this thief to his knees and beg for mercy!

"It's a spectacle, you listen to me......"

"Don't make a fuss, I don't care what he is, he can't kill me anyway. As long as I don't die, he will suffer. ”

The deputy district chief saw this and got it.

Worry about it in vain!

All the subordinates looked at him.

Probably meaning, what are we going to do?

"There is Lao Zhao in the no-man's land, and it is not in the way. I'd like to see how you kid makes him feel better. ”

Okay, why are you still competing with X?

"Let's go, camp on the periphery."

A group of people hula and left the Buddhist temple.

At night, there was a burst of black air.

The environment of birds and flowers quickly receded.

The pitch-black soil, the dry old trees, and the bright moonlight, there was unbridled laughter in the temple.

"Hahaha, I'm back ......"

But before he could finish speaking, his voice stopped abruptly.

Because in the temple, a golden giant is ...... Calm skewers.

The meat was brought over by the deputy district chief and others, and more than a dozen cattle and sheep were neatly placed aside.

And He Xiaotian was holding a huge iron skewer, scorching grease.

And it is constantly sprinkled with seasoning, that fragrance, not to mention how much to whet the appetite.

“???”

Why haven't you left yet!

And still grilling skewers in Lao Tzu's territory?

Is there any in the end, put me in your eyes!!

"You, you, you......"

The abbot was so angry that his whole body was trembling.

"Click!" "Click!"

"Coming? Come on, come on, call your real body to the uncle. ”

He Xiaotian said nonchalantly while masturbating.

"I'll kill you ......"

"Bang!"

Before he finished speaking, a big golden hand directly crushed the abbot into powder.

"Boom ......"

The earth cracked, and an intact Buddha statue raised its head from the crack.

I saw that his face was full of anger, and a nameless evil fire was burning.

The eyes were full of dark light, and they wanted to burst open, engulfing He Xiaotian, who was masturbating.

"You're the one you're waiting for!"

The explosion exploded, shaking the dilapidated complex to the ground.

"Here comes the axe!!"

In the sky above the dark and terrifying temple, the eye of the storm with a range of more than thirty kilometers gathered.

The full moon is in the middle of it.

Like a giant eye looking down on the beings of the earth, it is condensed here.

Around the eye of the storm, a ring of towering thunderstorms surrounds it.

A momentum of wind and rain is coming, and the people who are directly pressed are out of breath.

The cyan light pierced the night sky, and He Xiaotian suddenly had a five-zhang long battle axe in his hand.

He swept away all the meat from the iron skewer in one gulp, and threw it away, gripping the handle of the axe with both hands.

At the head of the Buddha statue that was crawling outward, he slashed down.

"Bang!!"

The Buddha statue has a cruel smile on his face, just an axe, how can he stand the Buddha?

My body is as hard as a stone......

“???”

Oops my groove, where's my head?

"Boom ......"

The broken Buddha's head was like causing a chain reaction, and the entire body was disintegrating and shattering.

He Xiaotian looked at the Buddha statue that turned into stone under the gap and spat on it.

"Phew! Fragile music. ”

"Poof!"

In the void, there was a faint sound of a knife piercing the heart.

The deputy district chief, who is stationed on the periphery, waiting to watch the play.

The supper noodles in his mouth, before they reached his stomach, just looked at it blankly, and He Xiaotian split the Buddha statue into the crack of the earth with an axe.

After a long time, did you still keep your hands this morning?

The next day, the sky brightened.

He Xiaotian slept in a tent that had been temporarily set up in the Dari Rulai Temple.

By the way, this was also provided by the deputy district chief.

In the evening, a kind monk sneakily sticks his head out of the ruined hall.

There was no one around, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Haha......"

"Bang!"

A broken Buddha head, hit the bull's-eye, directly smashed the abbot to pieces.

“......”

"I'm going to kill you!"

Familiar images appeared, and cracks opened.

This time, though, the abbot learned to be a traitor.

Two huge stone arms, resting on the edge of the earth, burst out with a sudden thrust.

He's going to get out of the rack as fast as he can!

"Bang!"

A muscular man of normal human height, wielding an extra-long battle axe that was extremely inconsistent with him, split the Buddha statue back that had not yet reached his head.

"Boom ......"

Seeing this, the deputy district chief and others sighed.

And then...... Then calmly ate supper.

They can see that He Xiaotian ate the Buddha statue to death.

Day 3, Night.

"You can't kill me......"

"Bang!"

On the fourth day, dark clouds enveloped the temple.

"I am immortal and immortal......"

"Bang!"

On the fifth, sixth, and seventh days, He Xiaotian still persevered in playing the game of "whack-a-mole".

The ravaged abbot has no temper at all.

On the eighth day, the dilapidated monastery was extremely quiet, and there was nothing unusual at all.

He Xiaotian waited for most of the night, but the abbot was nowhere to be found.

No matter how intolerable the swear words he uttered, the old monk would not show up.

"Look, everyone is scared and won't come out."

The deputy district mayor and others are beautiful BBQ, thinking that it is time to give up, right?

Forcing an evil spirit to this part, several of them were a little unbearable to watch.

It's miserable.

In the past week, whenever a Buddha statue emerges, it must have been chopped into pieces by an axe that flew out of nowhere.

It's a spectacle anyway, mixed to such an extent, it's sad for those who hear it, and weep for those who hear it.

He Xiaotian turned into a golden giant, carrying an axe all over the temple to find the abbot.

The result is obvious, naturally useless.

After all, it's the existence that the official can only use A-class anomalous items to suppress, can you have no ability?

The sky was bright, and He Xiaotian, who had been looking for him all night, looked at the rising sun and sighed.

The abbot was absent on the first day, thinking about him.