Chapter 102: Drinking
There is a Ji Lao told the soy sauce Ji Lao: "The highest level of pretending to be compared is the wind and clouds, whether it is yourself or others, you don't think you are pretending." ”
The most ruthless liar even cheats himself, and in the same way, the most clever pretending will forget that he is pretending.
The soy sauce-based old Fang Fu began to pretend, and the strange atmosphere quickly spread. He already put on a scarf and sunglasses. "Ah, my handsome face that doesn't look like a human face is so handsome that it's so handsome, shocking the past and the present. ”
Suddenly, the soy sauce base old man pressed down with his left hand, and boom! A ball of base qi swept away, drifting away like a firefly, and gathered on the four sides of Ji Lao. "Praise me, I'm a soy sauce base. ”
It's raining heavily, no, it's pouring soy sauce. Ji Lao craned his neck and accepted the washing of soy sauce. His body and mind are relaxed, "There is tolerance is big, and there is a big chirp to be a good old man." My name is soy sauce, and I'm always there!"
Words and words, the four poles of light, all directions. The figure of the soy sauce base old man rose sharply, he was like an eternal god, the wind and the moon, wearing a five-colored aurora, and a crown on his head. "It is said that there are female birds/beasts here who wrote the book "Ji Dominates the World", and there are many people who follow it. I'm also one of the book chasers, and I'm so caught up in it that I can't help myself. Female birds/beasts, why don't we meet!"
The soy sauce base looks up to the sky and drinks, the neon glow dances, and the tapestry spreads. There are big base old virtual images separated left and right, and the soy sauce base is old.
The prince Tang Sanzhang slashed down with two swords, and the sword was brilliant. The divine sword "Moving Chicken and Duck" and "Fighting Chicken" each have their own might, which sets off Tang Sanzhang's heroic posture and fierce momentum.
"Stand down, noble prince of the Tang Lap Kingdom. Soy sauce base old said coldly. His sleeve robe shook, and a virtual statue of the Great Ji Lao soared into the air, facing Tang Sanzhang's two divine swords.
Bang!
The sword was like exploding mercury, scattered in all directions. The old statue of Daji raised his right arm above his head, and blocked the divine sword of the prince of the three chapters with his elbow.
"Oh. ”
Tang Sanzhang said indifferently. The other Excalibur "Battle Chicken" in his hand slashed diagonally down, slashing towards the side of the old virtual statue of Daji. If you can't kill the enemy with one sword, then you can use two swords. A man should show his sword!
"The light of soy sauce, illuminate my handsome face!"
Soy sauce-based old intoxicated.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Hundreds of beams of light shot down from the sky, covering the soy sauce-based old below. Fluttering, the scarf around the neck of the soy sauce-based old man rose with the wind. Watered by the light of soy sauce, Ji Lao Yin Chongxian suddenly became ambitious. "I was inspired by the novel "The Best" by the Female Bird/Beast and created a new move, which I named the 'Great Corner'!"
As soon as the words fell, the soy sauce-based old "Yin Chongxian" waved the iron hook in his hand, boom! The air waves exploded one after another, and the top of Yin Chongxian's head burst out with a hundred-zhang high base qi, throwing and dancing into the sky, and the backlight swirled and exploded. Suddenly, the base qi condensed into a huge Armstrong whirlwind cannon-shaped thing, and smashed towards the prince of Tang Sanzhang.
Tang Sanzhang had just used his divine sword "Battle Chicken" to smash the old virtual image of Daji, and when he looked up, he saw an unforgettable scene in his life, and a big (muffled) (muffled) smashed down!
"Maji's!"
Tang Sanzhang said messily. What kind of thing is this, if you don't agree with each other, it will be revealed (muffled) (muffled).
The Excalibur "Battle Chicken" bloomed with endless divine brilliance, covering the holder Tang Sanzhang, Rao was like this, the big Armstrong Boom Cannon still arrived as scheduled, and smashed into the sword cover that protected Tang Sanzhang's body.
Boom, loud bang, shattered sword cover. The surging base qi pushed the prince of Tang Sanzhang into the air. And the Armstrong Boom Boom Boom Cannon from the soy sauce-based old sacrifice flickered coldly, which was daunting.
Lao Sky, who was sailing on the boat, couldn't help but praise: "It's such a big one! But I like it!"
is also a base old, and Lao Sky understands the advantages of soy sauce base old.
Tang Sanzhang was repelled by the soy sauce-based old move "Da Ji Ba", and at this moment, another big man made a move. Uncle Don Spoon stepped on the feminine steps and crept into the air.
"Superman wearing underwear, I'm a fan of ......" Uncle Huang held the sword in his hand and slashed at the soy sauce base elder. Uncle Huang's sword came out together, and the ink clouds rolled, like a black dragon roaming the blue sky.
"Big Kiba!"
Soy sauce base old steeply shouted.
The Armstrong Boom Boom Cannon that had attacked Prince Tang Sanzhang just now fell like a meteor and smashed into the Emperor's uncle, Tang Shibia.
"No one can stop me Gao Ji!"
Uncle Huang shouted.
The imperial spirit was poured into the ink sword, and the ink sword roared for a long time, resounding through the nine heavens, the clouds and waves were treacherous, and the weather was ever-changing, only the imperial uncle wearing the three horn trousers stood in the wind, and drove the ink sword to slash at the big Armstrong boom cannon that fell.
"It's really surprising Ji Lao. ”
"The old man in the soy sauce world should not be underestimated, and if he doesn't want to sleep, he will show it (silence) (silence). ”
"Poor Tainiao God, holding a strange treasure soy sauce bottle, summoned a soy sauce world creature but did not obey his call. Luck fades like this, and there is no one left. ”
He drank a lot of soy sauce, and his face turned the color of pork liver. ”
"Or the men in our painting world are more handsome. ”
"Isn't it? The men in the painting world are all small fresh meat, original small fresh meat. ”
Some small gods and powerful men in the painting world have discussed, pointing out the great god of "Brother has too bird". Taitori Okami's face was cloudy, and he stood in the center of the soy sauce river with his right arm around him, as if everything that happened around him had nothing to do with him.
A soy sauce wolf pounced on it, trying to snatch away the soy sauce bottle of the god Taitori.
This is a robbery while the fire is burning!
"Brother has too much bird" doesn't move, almost like a dead thing. At the moment when the soy sauce wolf approached, the god of Taitori grabbed the soy sauce bottle and smashed it down. The soy sauce wolf's head exploded, his skull exploded, and his brain splattered.
“...... You are deceiving me too much!" the great god from the Spicy Cool Book/Fang finally became angry.
Rise!
The great god soared into the air, and when he landed, the waves shot into the sky, and the entire river of soy sauce broke off the ground, and also rose into the air with the great god of Taitori. The tide, holding the soy sauce bottle, with the light of his eyes, the "brother has a bird" finger pinched, hit 9981 fingers, and blasted into the river of soy sauce.
The originally calm river surface boiled, and the soy sauce aunt, soy sauce uncle, soy sauce aunt, soy sauce man/wife, soy sauce Zhengtai, and soy sauce loli all rushed out of the river, soared up, and stood on the void. The soy sauce creatures glared at the god.
"Brother has too much bird, you are too much! don't think that if you hold a soy sauce bottle, my generation will be afraid of you!" said the soy sauce sister-in-law.
"Let's tear the god of Bitainiao together, take his soy sauce bottle, and return our free body!"
"Life is precious, love is more expensive, and playing soy sauce is the fate of my generation! Aunt Soy Sauce said coldly.
"Oh no! The river of soy sauce doesn't listen to us at all. Brother Youtai Bird, that guy cut us off from it. ”
"What does he want to do, what does he want to do!"
"Queen, Queen, save us. ”
"Queen of Soy Sauce, come and kill 'Brother Youtainiao', and you will lead us to the palace of glory!"
"Soy sauce queen, please take action!"
"Queen of Soy Sauce!"
"Queen of Soy Sauce!"
Feeling insulted to their pride, the soy sauce army calls out to their queen, the soy sauce queen. The queen on the throne is talking about life with female birds and animal children's shoes. "Xiaohong, do you make it, I don't want to make soy sauce!"
"Oh, Queen of Soy Sauce. Your popularity is really high. This beast is so envious!" Shangguan Xiaohong said.
"There's nothing to envy. The soy sauce queen said unhappily. "Don't look up to me, they just want to use me as a shield to open the way for them. Hmph, I'm incompetent, and I always want to be in a corner under the wings of others. "The soy sauce queen has no intention of making a move. She squinted coldly at the army of soy sauce below, and was even a little proud.
"The screaming of an incompetent person can't change the ugliness, it's just a clown. The Soy Sauce Queen held her jade cheek in her left hand and withdrew her gaze from the soy sauce army. "Female/beast classmate, the very happy soy sauce base is calling for you, why don't you go down and kill him. ”
"Queen, your people are calling out to you, so why don't you go down and kill them. Shangguan Xiaohong replied.
"Well, my heart is soft. I won't sit back and watch them die. The soy sauce queen said.
"As long as you don't die, you can?" Shangguan Xiaohong said.
"Xiaohong, the soy sauce bottle your senior brother is holding in his hand is not good for my family. The soy sauce queen looked at the god "Brother Youtainiao". Look at the soy sauce bottle in his hand.
Below, the god of the Taitori of the Imperial River of Soy Sauce was alert and subconsciously protected the soy sauce bottle. At the same time, the great god of the Taitori swept into the sky and looked back at the soy sauce queen.
"Senior brother. Shangguan Xiaohong shook her left arm and greeted the great god of the bird.
"-"Brother has a bird."
What are the younger sisters talking about with the soy sauce queen? Taitori Okami couldn't help but think. For the junior sister of the female bird and the beast, to be honest, the elder brother has the bird and does not know much about it.
In a flash of brilliance, the god of "Brother has a bird" sacrificed a red furnace. When the lid of the furnace was lifted, dozens of red and brilliant pillars of fire burst out of the furnace, and the smoke was steaming, and the space was a little distorted.
"Oh. The soy sauce Ji Lao, who was seriously torn up with the imperial uncle Tang Shibia, couldn't help but look back and glanced at the god "Brother has a bird". Naturally, the soy sauce base doesn't care about the big army in the soy sauce world, who lives and who dies, who can blame him.
Soy sauce Ji Lao also wants to take the soy sauce bottle from the hands of the Taitori God, and if he takes it, he can replace the soy sauce queen and become the new king of the soy sauce world. "If I am the king, I will definitely issue a decree, and the men in the soy sauce world must be gao base!" said the soy sauce old man coldly.
"How far can you go if you don't hide your ambitions......"
Uncle Huang cut off the Armstrong Boom Boom Boom Cannon from the soy sauce base and confronted him.
Soy sauce-based old liberation of all the strength, no longer hidden.
As soon as he raised his hand, an aurora of light flung out horizontally, spinning towards the emperor's three-horned pants. "Uncle Huang, you are really talkative. Soy sauce base old said unhappily.
Tang Shibia's big sleeves were thrown, and the imperial qi shook out, shattering the aurora that came from the whirlwind. "Where is Old Sky!" exclaimed Uncle Huang.
Lao Tian, the great god of the painting world, said secretly: "Hold the grass." Uncle Huang began to call me again. ”
Reluctantly, Old Sky came by boat.
The painting boat was windless and automatic, heading towards the emperor's uncle, Donsbia. Old Sky stood in the bow of the boat, rocking the oar, looking indifferent.
The soy sauce base was indifferent, staring at the giant of the painting world who came from the boat. "I've noticed you for a long time, Daji Lao. You can't escape the eyes of my old man. Soy sauce base old said.
"It's the same old man, why should everyone see outside. Old Szski laughed.
The evil smiled and suddenly became mad. Soy sauce Ji Lao said: "The base is not the same, what kind of thing are you, and you dare to compare with me Yin Chongxian." Give it to me for nothing, and I don't want it. ”
The bigwigs in the painting world are quite embarrassed, and the boat can't be driven well. Lao Sky is also a great god, a giant-like figure, who was sneered at by Ji Lao in the soy sauce world, how could he not be angry, his liver and lobes were about to explode.
Rumble!
The sea of clouds was boiling, and Lao Tian's surroundings were full of boiling base gas within a thousand steps, soaring into the sky, as if he was pouring out his grievances. "Whoever the sky bypasses, it's Ji Lao!" said Old Sky angrily. With a flick of his sleeves, the base cyclone burst out, like a rainbow through the sky, galloping towards the arrogant base old silver Chongxian.
The soy sauce-based old "Yin Chongxian" shook his hand, attracting the virtual image of the old Daji suspended in the sky. "Kiki is like an edict, go!" said the soy sauce elder Ji.
Rise. The old void image of Daji burst out angrily, and the clouds exploded, rushing towards the base qi that galloped angrily. "Gao base, Gao base, Gao base...... "The base sound is a masterpiece, scattered all over the four dimensions and eight poles.
"Ji Lao!"
"Ji Lao!"
"Ji Lao!"
"Ji Lao!"
Countless tones fluttered back and forth, shocking the heavens.
Suddenly, Daji Old Void waved his arms, and with a loud bang, he swept away the base qi shot in front of him.
At this moment, the painting boat suddenly appeared! Lao Sky drove the boat, and his right palm pushed forward sharply, and the base qi was full of air, and he came out arbitrarily, embracing the old virtual image of Daji, twisting and twisting, and scraping it to pieces.
"Yin Chongxian, Lao Tian will slash you today. Wash away the flowers of your local area, and I will destroy them!"
After that, Lao Tian rowed the oar, and the painting boat passed through the clouds, galloping like a sharp arrow, unstoppable. The gusting wind blew Lao Sky's hair, and Lao Sky was in a bad mood at this time. Recently, he encountered a lot of bad things when he went out, first he was despised by the big man Qinggu in the base world, and then he was rejected by the female poultry and beast children in the writer's world, and finally he had to raise his eyebrows, and he was made by the giant figure in the painting world, Sister Dao, Sword Sister, and the great god of the writer's world, tear it up, tear it up, and before he had a lot of fun, Uncle Tang Shibia shoveled again, and wanted to accept Lao Sky as his driver, and drove a boat for him......
obviously met a man who was also a young man, but the other party sneered at him again, and old Skeeze suddenly felt that his face was swollen and tall. "Kill, kill, kill you!"
Old Sky drove the painting boat and rushed towards the soy sauce-based old silver Chongxian in anger.
Swish. A young man landed on the bow of the boat, standing side by side with Lao Tian, it was the prince Tang Sanzhang. The prince of Sanzhang was equally annoyed, he came with a sharp weapon, but he was ridiculed by the old strength of the soy sauce base. The prince will not swallow his anger, he wants to use two swords to break the soy sauce base into ten thousand corpses.
The emperor's uncle, Tang Shibia, grabbed the sword and stood, and the emperor's spirit was three thousand feet. "Soy sauce soy sauce, I'll let you drink soy sauce until you feel pain and don't want to be raw!" (To be continued.) )