Chapter 76 [You Think I'm Dirty]
"That's right." Hearing this, he couldn't help but mourn for Qi Lin for three minutes, singing against your father all day long, now you know what pain is, right?
Deserve.
Seeing the schadenfreude in Yelin's eyes, Qi Lin bit the bun in her hand fiercely, looked at him with the gaze of a dead man, and gritted her teeth and said, "I lack a boyfriend, think about it?" ”
"Shh......h
Yelin turned a deaf ear to this, whistled to himself, and glanced elsewhere.
"Did you hear that?"
Qi Lin hated that iron could not be made and kicked him in the calf, and said fiercely.
"The kind of marriage, or the kind of fun?"
This time.
It was impossible for him to pretend that he hadn't heard anything, so he leaned forward slightly, looked at Qi Lin, whose mouth was bulging, and asked curiously.
"There's a class reunion tonight, one by one either found a girlfriend or a boyfriend, and last night I was asked in the group if I had found a boyfriend, and when I saw their show-off, I really wanted to break their boyfriend's legs with a gun."
Qi Lin glared at this guy who didn't know when, and started to talk to himself no longer secretively, thinking that he had been sprinkled dog food in the group all night last night, and that was the itch of hate.
Since that's the case, then I'll find a boyfriend, even if it's a shield or an impostor, but I can't let that group of little Bichi show off their might in front of me.
Yelin: "......"
The feeling is that you ate a wave of dog food in the group, and then you are ready to take revenge.
He was full of black lines and said, "You just say it's fun, why bother saying so much, wasting expressions." ”
"Do you want to play the married kind? Okay, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with the household registration book. ”
After hearing this, she raised her head and glanced at Yelin, shrugged her shoulders, and said.
As long as you agree, I will go with you to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate immediately.
"Uh...... Are you in such a hurry? We must also cultivate and cultivate feelings, and going to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate is the right way. Yelin looked at her noncommittally, quietly waiting for what he wanted to be served.
"Do we need to cultivate a relationship between us?"
As soon as this remark came out.
Yelin was speechless, and looked at Qi Lin with an expression of looking at a fairy, "Sister, this is the purest friendship between us, not love, understand?" ”
"I know you like fish, but you hate shark fins, you like braised chicken feet and braised chicken, you like to drink screams and pulsates, you like to wear black, you like Scarlett Johansson...... Need I go on? ”
"Moreover, you know best what I like to eat and wear, and there is nothing wrong with being together."
She twisted her fingers and said carefully, looking at Yelin with a smile that seemed to be not a smile.
You tell me.
Do we still need to cultivate feelings?
"It's normal to know these things from childhood to adulthood." Yelin couldn't help muttering to himself, and said with a smile: "Don't talk about this, come, call dear first, or my husband listen." ”
"Get out."
In this regard, Qi Lin only threw two white eyes to Yelin.
You want to get beaten, don't you?
"Didn't you ask me to be your temporary boyfriend? You don't call me dear, or husband, how can I be brought into the identity of your boyfriend......" Yelin laughed and teased Qi Lin.
"I said that the night is big and young, Miss Qi, you two show affection and pay attention to the occasion, don't you see that there are still children?"
At this moment, the boss brought the food requested by Yelin to the table, and helplessly glanced at the pair of living treasures, and then at his eight-year-old son, lying on the counter and looking at the movement here curiously, he didn't even write his homework, he was really helpless.
"Boss, please also pay attention to your proportions, what kind of little couple? Do you think I'm like a couple with her? Really, if it weren't for the fact that your buns don't have a little bit of fat, I wouldn't have come to your house, hum. Yelin took the bun handed by the boss and joked with a smile.
And the boss didn't care, but tilted his head to look at the two, nodded and said, "It's quite husband and wife, a proper little couple." ”
"I ......"
Yelin didn't know what to say, so he asked, "Boss, where is your daughter-in-law?" ”
"I'm back to my parents' house, what's the matter? You kid shouldn't fall in love with my yellow-faced mother-in-law, right? Let me tell you, just serve this eldest lady well, and don't worry about my yellow-faced mother-in-law. The boss also took advantage of the fact that there were no guests at this time, and sat down with a smile to brag to Yelin.
"Boss, Xiaosheng is silent for you, in addition, please don't be next to Xiaosheng, Xiaosheng doesn't want to splash blood."
Yelin looked up at the woman standing behind the boss with a fierce look, it's not bad, it's a beauty, but I don't know if it's the yellow-faced woman in the boss's mouth after removing her makeup.
This is not his wife, he must not know.
"What the hell?" The boss heard Yelin's inexplicable words and was a little incomprehensible.
"Mom."
At this moment, the boss's eight-year-old son screamed, causing the boss's sturdy body to tremble, subconsciously shrink his neck, and a faint fear appeared on his face.
"Good luck."
Seeing the boss being dragged away by that beauty, and the plea in his eyes when he looked at him, Yelin spread his hands helplessly.
I can't save you, man.
"What are you looking at me for?"
Suddenly.
Yelin felt as if someone was watching him, and quickly turned his head to look, only to see Qi Lin looking at him intently, and he asked with some confusion.
"I saw a sand sculpture."
She looked at Yelin, picked up the spoon and scooped up the white porridge in the bowl and put it in her mouth.
White porridge has no taste, but it has a faint sweetness.
Suddenly, Yelin's face darkened, and she picked up the buns one by one, and was about to serve the millet porridge she ordered, but found that half of the millet porridge had already entered her stomach.
"Oh, excuse me, is this the breakfast you ordered?"
Seeing Yelin's face, Qi Lin, who was drinking porridge, realized that she had served the wrong bowl and hurriedly put the spoon down.
"Eat it yourself." He wasn't interested in eating what other people had leftover, even if it was a super beauty?
"Do you think I'm dirty?" Qi Lin blinked her big eyes, looked at him with an innocent expression, and said.
"Be serious, what do you mean by being dirty? Do you say that about yourself? ”
Yelin looked at her with some tears and laughter, who taught you the language, is the word dirty used casually?
"Then do you dislike the dirty things I eat?"
When Qi Lin heard this, she changed her words and said with a few words.
"Dirty." Yelin nodded without the slightest hesitation.
"Huh...... Then when you eat at the table together, why don't you say it's dirty? In this regard, Qi Lin stretched out a middle finger and gestured, her face full of disdain.
"Is this a nature, sister? You eat the rest for me, eat with us, it's completely different, okay. ”
He was really speechless.
Can you eat leftovers for others the same as a piece of food?