Chapter 1016: The Scripture Learner
"Become a puppy! Become a piggy! Become a bunny! Change***! "Chu Ming kept giving orders to the stone monkey one after another, although the stone monkey was displeased, but he could only follow Chu Ming's instructions and continue to perform the art of change, but in the end, after Chu Ming said 'change ***', the stone monkey completely broke out.
"Ahh I can't stand it anymore! Even though you're my big brother, I feel like you've been playing tricks on me! It's like a monkey! It hurt my pride! The stone monkey shouted at Chu Ming.
"What do you mean by playing monkeys! You are my brother, don't belittle yourself like this, although you are a monkey, I will make you ***, why do you not change! Chu Ming drank at the stone monkey.
"I refuse to be such an insulting thing!" The stone monkey drank screaming, the canine teeth were exposed, Chu Ming carried out nine years of compulsory compulsory education on the stone monkey, taught the stone monkey to urinate in the toilet, eat something without many impurities with chopsticks, and the etiquette of waiting for others, etc., the stone monkey was ashamed.
"What! Isn't it just a chicken? How did it become an insult to you! Chu Ming drank at the stone monkey.
"Huh? Chick? Isn't it***? The stone monkey was stunned, "Damn! When did you think so dirty! I have to correct you, your thinking is dangerous! Chu Ming drank at the stone monkey, and then grabbed the hair on the stone monkey's head, and after the stone monkey's scream, Chu Ming forcibly dragged the stone monkey into the training room, and then began a stormy training.
Fortunately, the body of the stone monkey is transformed by the Tiantian Stone, which is extremely hard, although Chu Ming's Poly attack will make the stone monkey scream again and again, but it will not really hurt the stone monkey's roots.
"Big brother, what does our mother look like? Why am I just a monkey and you are human? At sunset, the little stone monkey and Chu Ming were sitting on the roof of the City Lord's Mansion, and the little stone monkey asked Chu Ming.
"Little Stone, how many times have I said it, our mother is Nuwa Niangniang, an ancient god, you are born to your mother, I am not, I am my mother's godson, so we look different" Chu Ming explained to Xiao Shi.
"Don't always be a small stone, the little stone one calls me, big brother, give me a big name, you see that those big names of other people are very majestic when you hear them, and I, just call me a small stone, how embarrassing" The little stone monkey said to Chu Ming.
"Well, it's okay, I just don't know what name you like, you're not human, you don't need to follow the rules of human surnames to name names" Chu Ming said to the little stone monkey.
"I don't know what I like to call, I can't even recognize a few words" The little stone monkey said to Chu Ming, and when Chu Ming heard this, he quietly broke his fingers, "I see, why don't you just call Wukong?" Don't have a surname, just call it Wukong" Chu Ming said to the little stone monkey, Chu Ming has a deep attachment to the word Wukong.
"Wukong? Okay, good name, but I still like to be domineering, such as Aotian, Batian, Urine and other names" The little stone monkey proposed to Chu Ming.
"Well, it's called Wukong, that's a good name!" Chu Ming clapped his hands to decide the name of the little stone monkey, the little stone monkey looked frustrated, in front of Chu Ming, the little stone monkey always had no right to speak.
"By the way, you just said you don't know a word?" Chu Ming's eyes suddenly became extremely dangerous, and the little stone monkey shuddered, "Let me ask you, I gave you a nine-year compulsory education, what have you learned?" I don't know a word! Come on, come on, give me a reasonable explanation! After Chu Ming finished speaking, he grabbed the hair of the messy little stone monkey's head, and then dragged the screaming little stone monkey into the cultivation room again.
At this time, the world was already the Tang Dynasty, Xuanzong Li Shimin launched the Xuanwumen Change, killed his brother and brother, imprisoned his father, and occupied his sister-in-law and younger sisters.
At this time, when the time is ripe, even if the golden cicada is fried, the soul of the golden cicada is kicked into reincarnation, so that the golden cicada will be reincarnated.
More than ten years later, there was a monk in the Tang Dynasty, who was like a lotus flower and knew Buddhism, and he was not unconvinced by the civil and military ministers of the Manchu Dynasty, and this guy was also a thief and a beautiful boy, which provoked those princesses in the Tang Palace to howl wolf every night, no way, who let the Tang Dynasty open up. Niuniu Chinese Network
Xuanzong is planning to dispose of this monk, at least let him leave Chang'an, otherwise those princesses in the Tang Dynasty Palace will be miserable, and they have to give birth to a large group of small monks. Let the family become Elysium' monk's words just fell, Xuanzong was immediately happy, and just as he wanted to sleep, this guy brought a pillow and covered it with a quilt.
"Hahaha! The master is really compassionate, this heavy task of retrieving the true scriptures is not capable of being a master, come on! Send the master a customs clearance document, as well as horses, and entangle" Xuanzong immediately sent the luggage, which means that Tang Seng should get out of the house quickly, the sooner the better.
At this time, suddenly the lotus flowers in the sky fell, bursts of strange fragrance accompanied by colorful auspicious clouds fell from the sky, just when the Manchu Dynasty was surprised, Guanyin Bodhisattva floated in, provoked the Manchu Dynasty Wenwu is to bow down, Xuanzong, the guy who is brave and bold, is also half kneeling on the ground, saying good words about the Bodhisattva, and the heart has already been the beautiful Guanyin to the essence.
Guanyin smiled at Xuanzong and didn't say anything, if it weren't for the fact that Xuanzong was surrounded by a group of ruthless people, and the Tang Dynasty and the protection of the Northern Demon Emperor, Guanyin would have taken down Xuanzong a long time ago.
After that, Guanyin sent Tang Seng a +15 robe, people rely on clothes, Buddha relies on gold, as a big disciple of Buddhism, the golden cicada, no cowhide fashion is not good.
Seeing this, Xuanzong's eyes purred again, and he hurriedly gave Tang Seng a new gift, stamped with the customs clearance document of the Tang Dynasty seal, which means that 'you small countries are listening to me, not only to let this monk pass, but also to protect him, but also to entangle him, otherwise, Lao Tzu will kill you!' Then he also added Tang Seng as the royal brother, and sent two tiger generals to escort him.
Since the Bodhisattva has confessed, then Tang Seng naturally did not dare to slack off, and rode a white horse that day, wearing a shining robe of a thief, followed by two generals with big shoulders and round waists towards Tianzhu, but Tang Seng rode a horse, but the two generals needed to walk, and they had to carry the salute to Tang Seng, so Tang Seng's speed on horseback was not much faster than walking.
Along the way, this has not yet come out of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Seng is full of jewels, and he is a +15 robe, but the two generals are already inhuman.
No way, Tang Seng's robe is too eye-catching, which bandit likes it when he sees it, I don't know how many waves of bandits have attacked Tang Seng along the way, fortunately, the two generals are really superb in martial arts, and they have repelled wave after wave of bandits, but they can't eat or drink along the way, and they have to continue to fight.
Finally, the next foot was about to go out of the Tang Dynasty, but the two generals didn't dare to move, and Tang Seng didn't dare to move, there was no way, because there was a tiger demon in front of them blocking the way, this tiger demon was at least five meters in size, like a giant beast jumping out of the wilderness, there was a gust of fishy wind between the mouths, scarlet eyes, and a low roar in the throat, which showed that this tiger demon now has a desire to eat.
"Bitter!" The two generals, carrying the weapons in their hands and wearing cloth-like armor, stood opposite the tiger demon, intending to desperately protect Tang Seng, the Tang people are still very ethical about their profession, and the promised things, even if they die, will be completed.
"Master, it seems that the two of us brothers can only be escorted to you, the two of us brothers will desperately contain the tiger demon, master, you ride a horse and escape quickly" The military general said to Tang Seng. 、
"Yes, yes, Amitabha" Where does Tang Seng not agree? It's useless for Tang Seng to stay, he doesn't know martial arts, even if Tang Seng is willing to learn the Buddha's matter of cutting meat and feeding the eagle, to cut meat and feed the tiger, but Tang Seng feels that he has eaten all of this tiger demon, and the tiger demon can't eat enough.
"Let's go!" , "Okay, big brother, if we can die together, it can be regarded as a fate between the two of us, and when the time comes, we will be reincarnated together and be brothers in the next life!" "Good! Brother-german! At this time, the two Tang generals perfectly interpreted the feelings between men, and then one of them held a Tang knife, and the other held two melon hammers, howled, and after all their strength was enough, they killed the tiger demon.
At the beginning, the tiger demon saw that the expressions of the two generals were contemptuous and disdainful, and suddenly, the tiger demon trembled all over, and his tail was clamped by his hind legs.
"Hey???" The two generals, you look at me, I look at you, they are all confused, and Tang Seng, who was riding a horse and was about to gallop away, was also stunned at this time.
"Without the Monkey King, there will be no havoc in the Heavenly Palace, and naturally there will be no Wuzhi Mountain, Tang Xuanzang, I am the person sent by the old man to escort you" In a burst of words that Tang Seng couldn't understand, Chu Ming, who was dressed as a chivalrous man, wearing a strong suit and holding the first sword, walked over from not far away.