Chapter 247: Jade Graduate Student
"There is an old saying in the hot summer: gold has a price, but jade is priceless."
Cangshu said: "Gold has been a circulating currency since ancient times, or it is weighed and priced in catties and taels, and there is a unified price. There are many types of jade, and there are many factors that affect the price, so judging a jade has to be measured from six aspects: seed, bottom, color, flower, crack, and work. It is difficult for the average person to estimate the price of jade. ”
Cangshu pointed to the jade Buddha in the hands of the two traders and said: "The jade Buddha ornaments in their hands are inferior in terms of material selection and workmanship, and they are not worth much at all, sister, this thing can buy a lot for a hundred yuan." ”
Hearing this, the little girl's expression was complicated, but she didn't speak.
This statement sounds very reasonable, even laymen who don't understand jade feel that the water in the jade line is deeper than imagined, and Tian Xiaoyu's family is not rich, if he is really deceived, his campus life in the next two months will definitely be very poor.
The eyes of the two vendors with sharp beaks and monkey gills looking at Cangzhu were full of fierceness, but they didn't expect to meet someone who knew how to set up a stall on the first day today.
"Boy, listen to your tirade, you mean you know more about jade than we do? So which jade major are you graduating from? ”
One of the vendors took the initiative to ask, if Atractylodes was really a high-achieving student majoring in jade, they would borrow a donkey from the slope and say that they had been deceived in their purchases; If Atractylodes is just an amateur player, they will come up with their own means of pressing the bottom of the box to turn the situation around.
"I'm not a top student majoring in jade, but I have read two books on related majors in my spare time." Cangshu replied honestly, this kind of thing can't be deceived.
The vendor's eyes lit up, and his expression instantly became arrogant.
"Boy, if you read two books, you will come out and pretend to be forced, you are not afraid of misleading others, if you are asked to read two medical books, do you dare to open a medical hall and joke with other people's lives? Have you ever had a conscience? The peddler raised the charge of Atractylodes to the point of condemning conscience in two or three sentences, and I have to say that these two people played a very slippery game in mobilizing the emotions of the masses.
Everyone looked at Cangshu, their eyes full of criticism and condemnation, as if Cangshu had really done something terrible.
Seeing that the emotions of the masses were almost mobilized, the vendor took out the magic weapon at the bottom of the box from his arms, and said to everyone: "Everyone, please look here, this is the graduation certificate of our brothers in Qingzhou University, the discipline is jade identification, graduate school!" ”
Ooh!
The dazzling bronzing graduation certificate, which clearly reads 'Qingzhou University', looks at it and sees that it is really a jade identification major.
The vendor smiled and said to Cangshu, "Boy, don't you know a lot about jade?" Then come and teach us how to identify jade, and teach us two graduate students. ”
The three words of the graduate student are particularly heavy, which clearly shows the ridicule of Atractylodes.
Cangshu said to Tian Xiaoyu: "That's all I have to say, think about it yourself, and besides, I have never heard of any jade identification major in Qingzhou University." ”
There are thousands of universities in Yanxia, and the majors are also diverse.
But there are very few universities with this jade identification major, and it is also recorded in the book that Zhuang Lao gave to Atractylodes.
"Cut, you said no, no, no? So many college majors, you know a fart! I see you haven't even gone to college, I don't know where to buy two jade-related books and you're being abducted in this pit, boy, I didn't expect us to be professionals, right? ”
Hahahaha!
The vendor smiled happily and successfully turned the disadvantage into an advantage.
Many people present also laughed, indeed, the existence of the two graduation certificates compared to the existence of Atractylodes is really like a joke.
"Little girl, hurry up and pay the money, don't be fooled by this film." The vendor urged again.
Tian Xiaoyu saw Cangshu's sincere eyes, and said with a firm look: "Forget it, I don't have any money, so I won't buy it." ”
"Little girl, you have to think about it, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, 10,000 pieces of jade, maybe there will be room for appreciation in the future." The vendor was stunned for a moment, and then persuaded unwillingly.
"Xiaoyu, why don't you give me the chance to win the lottery, I'll buy it."
Tian Xiaoyu's friend Xiao Qi said at this time.
"Xiao Qi, I think it's better to forget it, I'm afraid there is really something wrong with this jade." Tian Xiaoyu kindly persuaded him.
Who knew that Xiao Qi suddenly turned his face and said coldly: "I think you have a problem with your brain, and a stinky dick will blind you?" Will the two graduate students lie to you? Give me a good word, do you want to give me this opportunity! If you don't give it, don't do it to your friends in the future. ”
Plastic sisterhood.
Tian Xiaoyu was a little at a loss, and hurriedly said in order to save this friendship: "Xiaoqi, don't be angry, I'll give you the chance to win the lottery." ”
"Hmph, it's pretty much the same, Xiaoyu didn't say you, you're too shabby to take out a thousand yuan."
Xiao Qi said as he took out ten tickets from his bag and handed them to the vendor, who happily borrowed money and handed the Jade Buddha to Xiao Qi.
"Is it pretty? I feel that this Jade Buddha will definitely bring me good luck. Maybe you can even ask for an autographed photo of your idol," Xiao Qi said.
Tian Xiaoyu could only smile on the side.
At this time, other people who watched the excitement couldn't stop it, and they paid for the lottery.
Almost everyone has a prize, and the only uncle who thanked him for participating was watching others pay for jade with red eyes.
"Hey, no wonder it's so lively, it's a lottery."
After some pushing, Zhuang Lao and other experts finally squeezed in.
"Zhuang Lao?" Cangzhu said in surprise.
When the vendor saw that there were a few more old people, he warmly entertained: "Old man, hurry up and come to the lottery, twenty yuan at a time, the price of jade cabbage, and there is not much jade left." ”
Zhuang Wenfan and other experts looked at the booth and said disdainfully: "That's it? The pebbles in my garden are worth more than that. ”
it?
Is it Tai Sui today, I just got a troublemaker, and so many old immortals have popped up.
The trader repeated his old tricks, took out the gilded graduation certificate and said: "Are you old men literate, our brothers are graduates of jade majors, will this jade be worthless?" ”
"Young man, what do you want to show with this certificate?" Zhuang Wenfan said with a smile.
The merchant proudly said, "What does that mean?" Explain that I am a professional! I know more about jade than you do! ”
Zhuang Wenfan smiled and said to an old man beside him: "Liu Huaimin, someone actually said that he knows jade better than you, what do you think." ”
"Yan Xia is so big, there are countless talents, is it strange to have someone who is so powerful with me? But ......" Liu Huaimin stared at the two vendors and said, "They say they are better than me, but I don't believe it." ”
"What do you mean, stinky old man! We're graduate students! One of the vendors had a fiery temper and glared at Liu Huaimin.
Another vendor seemed to think of something, and exclaimed: "Liu Huaimin? Liu Huaimin, the president of the Yanxia Jade Association? ”