Chapter 32: The Enthusiastic Mrs. Lee
Xu Baiqiu was still drinking the porridge, not realizing that he had been targeted.
Lu Xuechu squeezed the tool he had hidden in his long sleeves.
There was hesitation.
But considering his long-term interests, Lu Xuechu chose to do it.
"Whoosh-"
The silver needle quickly pierced Xu Baiqiu's back, and quickly flew back to Lu Xuechu's cuffs, and no one noticed it.
Even Xu Baiqiu himself just felt that he had been pricked by an insect.
She didn't take it seriously and continued to drink porridge.
It didn't take long for Xu Baiqiu to put down the bowl, "Thank you Mrs. Mo for your hospitality, it's really delicious!" ”
Mo Yunqin smiled, "You're welcome. ”
A maid stepped forward and put the bowl away.
After that, they continued their previous discussion.
Lu Xuechu stood obediently by Xu Baiqiu's side, and the wound on his face had not yet healed.
Many people think that this Lu Xuechu is too pitiful, how can Xu Baiqiu be such a mother-in-law?
Lu Xuechu sneered.
The best is yet to come.
It didn't take long for Xu Baiqiu's body to react.
It was the medicine from before that that worked!
Xu Baiqiu felt that she wanted to go to the toilet, but before she could say goodbye to everyone, she found that her urine was flowing uncontrollably.
Xu Baiqiu: "......"
She glanced at her lower body with some horror, and after confirming that she was peeing her pants, her face became not too exciting.
Everyone sat around a stone table, so no one saw her pee her pants.
It's just that there will inevitably be some stinky smells, not to mention that Lu Xuechu also added some ingredients after that.
The stench immediately spread.
Quite a few people covered their mouths and noses.
"What does it smell like?"
"Oh my God, didn't someone bring the dog out, so ......"
"It stinks! Even pig urine shouldn't stink like this, right? ”
“……”
Some people can't help it, and they want to start searching for who is causing the trouble.
Xu Baiqiu naturally did not allow his image to collapse.
She immediately looked at Lu Xuechu and glared at her, "You go and buy me a coat, and my aunt's towel!" ”
Lu Xuechu was stunned, "Mrs. Fu, what are you asking me to buy you an aunt's towel?" ”
But what she said was quite loud, and many people heard it.
Xu Baiqiu's face turned white.
She looked at Lu Xuechu with a cold gaze, and said with her mouth: "You slut! ”
"Ah, Mrs. Fu, you have a strange smell on your body, are you not feeling well?"
This was said by Chen Qiuya.
Chen Qiuya naturally would not miss such a good thing, and immediately came to Xu Baiqiu.
Lu Xuechu immediately went to block Chen Qiuya, "Aunt Chen Qiuya, can you not come over first?" ”
Xu Baiqiu couldn't help but be stunned, not understanding why Lu Xuechu would come to help him at this time.
Chen Qiuya pushed Lu Xuechu away and saw Xu Baiqiu at a glance......
Xu Baiqiu's lower body was completely wet, and the place where his feet were was full of urine.
Everyone immediately began to talk about it.
"Oh my God, how could Xu Baiqiu do such a thing?"
"yes, what's going on...... It can't be sick, right? ”
"No wonder I thought it stinks so before!"
“……”
Xu Baiqiu's face became whiter and whiter because of these discussions.
She has never experienced such an embarrassing thing since she was a child!
When Lu Xue saw this, he immediately frowned and left.
Xu Baiqiu couldn't believe it, "You just left me alone?!" Lu Xuechu, you slut, the old lady really didn't look away!! ”
But it didn't take long for Lu Xuechu to run to the nearest noble lady, "Hello this lady, can I pick up your coat?" Mrs. Fu...... I can't leave it alone. ”
Unlike other wives, this lady did not have that evil aura in her.
"Of course you can, you can be regarded as the most filial child I have ever seen." The noble lady smiled, took off her coat and handed it to Lu Xuechu.
Lu Xuechu couldn't help but pay more attention to the noble lady.
Wearing a coat in the big summer...... This woman.
It seems that there are some diseases, and the bones of the body do not look good.
Sure enough, the maid beside the noble lady confirmed what she was thinking.
"Mrs. Li, how can you take off your coat and give it to her? Do you know your body'......?"
"No big deal." Mrs. Li interrupted the maid with a wave of her hand.
Lu Xuechu glanced at Mrs. Li gratefully, and then handed her his business card, "Mrs. Li, this is my contact information, can I treat you to a meal another day?" ”
Obviously, Lu Xuechu wanted to do his best to help this old lady.
This time it's not for money or profit, it's just for this old lady's rare pure heart.
"Absolutely." Mrs. Li smiled faintly.
After that, Lu Xuechu turned back.
She came to Xu Baiqiu and immediately put her coat on her body, "Mrs. Fu, I'll take you to the bathroom." ”
Xu Baiqiu: "......"
She glanced at Lu Xuechu with complicated eyes, "You're just here to help me-"
But before Xu Baiqiu's words were finished, she felt a significant change in her abdomen at this moment.
In the next second, she had uncontrollable diarrhea.
All the unclean yellow liquid came out.
A huge stench suddenly swept through the garden.
"Gross-"
Quite a few people couldn't help but vomit.
"Damn, what's going on with this Xu Baiqiu?!"
"Grass, take this stinky thing away!!"
"I can't stand it anymore! Is it okay to throw her out? ”
“……”
Mo Yunqin was also a little at a loss for such a sudden scene, "This ...... Mrs. Fu, what's going on? ”
Xu Baiqiu almost fainted with fright, she forced herself not to be too afraid, "Lu Xuechu, take me to the toilet......"
"Good!" Lu Xuechu nodded obediently.
After that, she took Xu Baiqiu to the toilet.
Xu Baiqiu immediately felt ashamed and angry, the key was that he was still disgusted by himself, "Ahhhhh ”
She screamed uncontrollably.
Lu Xuechu frowned, "Mrs. Fu, have you been framed?" ”
Xu Baiqiu immediately glared at her, "What do you mean?" ”
Lu Xuechu said: "Why do you suddenly have diarrhea at this time, don't you think it's suspicious? Maybe...... It's someone else who wants to frame you. ”
Xu Baiqiu immediately looked at Lu Xuechu.
Lu Xuechu immediately shook his head and quibbled, "Don't you look at me like this, I don't dare." ”
Xu Baiqiu: "......"
Yes, even if Lu Xuechu has Fu Jingxing, that Fu Jingxing is just a short-lived ghost!
Otherwise, Lu Xuechu would not have complimented himself so much before.
Thinking of this, Xu Baiqiu's mood was much better, "Then who do you think will harm me?" ”