Chapter 115: Is it more shameless than anyone?
After the old doctor received such a slap, I don't know if it was a coincidence or something, in short, he fell to the ground and could not get up again. After humming and chirping for a while, someone had the courage to step forward and touch his snort, and suddenly there was an exclamation, "Oh, this old doctor can't do it!" Lord Song, you're in trouble! ”
Song Shi'an At this time, what else did he not understand? He sneered, and after being angry, he calmed down. Thinking that he is a poor scholar, relying on a cheeky and incorruptible tongue, as well as a shameless and shameless vicious heart, he can get to the point of this extremely human minister step by step, obviously, he is not so easy to trip.
"You dogs, don't act in front of this prime minister. This prime minister has eaten more salt than you have eaten, don't you know that your master is taking the opportunity to blackmail? Let's say, how can he, He Shaokun, turn a big thing into a small thing? Taking advantage of the fact that this prime minister is still in the mood to nag with you now, you'd better get acquainted with each other and invite your master over quickly! Otherwise.......".
Hearing him say this, the people around He Shaokun also knew that the heat was almost over. Everyone is a person who mixes this mouthful of food, can they still not know that they will receive it when they see it?
Immediately, someone said to him: "Lord Song, aren't you done like this?" I persuaded you for a long time before what I said, but you just can't open it. Now it's good, I'm in a hurry to see my family. Yes, you are an understanding person, and naturally you know that my family will not have the confidence and courage to do such things. The person who can blackmail you into trying to make you obedient and obedient is naturally the one who is more powerful than you on weekdays. Wait a minute, and the slave will go and invite my master to come over and talk to you in detail. ”
"Get out! Carry this bad old man out for me, and ask a serious doctor to come over and show the prime minister the injuries here. ”
Song Shi'an said, moving his upright buttocks. After he made this move, he saw a twitch on his face. Come to think of it, the porcelain pieces of the broken crystal fruit plate really pierced into the flesh.
If so, this man can be regarded as having some perseverance. Otherwise, based on what he just said, if he didn't have confidence or tears of pain when he said it, even the staff around He Shaokun would feel unbearable, right?
When He Shaokun got the words sent by the staff, he was originally holding Xinna's concubine and kissing me on the mandarin duck couch. At this time, the night was dark, and the concubine was a habitual and amorous person who came out of the flower building, and under his teasing, he had already half pushed and half pulled off the clothes on his body, revealing a snow-white plump breast, as well as a deep spring gorgeous ditch, most of his body was attached to him, while twisting the slender water snake waist, and on the other hand, he moaned very seductively: "My lord, my lord, don't be so anxious, come, the slave family will tell you an interesting joke to boost your ......."
"Good! What's the joke, hurry up, your lord and I have been tired for a day, and it is at this time that I can find some fun from you. ”
He Shaokun likes the girl trained in this flower building the most, not only is she beautiful and has means, but the most important thing is to grasp the affairs of men and women properly. When it comes to his age, what kind of woman has not seen it? Those women from good families, or those who pretend to be women from good families, he can get tired of playing for a long time. Now I realize that Hualou is really a great place for men, especially at his age, raising a few such lovers and having fun in his spare time is really a happy life.
When the concubine heard this, she pinched her throat and began to say softly and slowly: "Opposite our Hualou, there is a scholar who has been very strict with his family since he was a child, and his parents and relatives at home never talk about the affairs of men and women; Then the scholar grew up day by day, and when he reached the age of Huaichun Sichun, he always felt that his lower body was swollen and very uncomfortable, so he went to the pharmacy across the street to find a doctor sitting in the hall to see. The doctor was already a family man, and his wife was at the age of a wolf and a tiger, and when he asked, he knew that the scholar was not sick, but a normal phenomenon, but in order to make money, he still prescribed a dose of medicine to the scholar, and let him drink it after returning home. The scholar went according to his words, and when he returned home, he secretly fried the medicine and drank it, and he felt that his lower body was not rising. Who knows, after a few days, he felt that his place had risen again, and went to the doctor again, and the doctor did the same, and prescribed him another dose of medicine. Well, after a few days, the scholar felt unwell again, and went to the doctor again, but this time the doctor was not there, only his wife was in the pharmacy, and the doctor and lady saw that the book grew handsome and white, so she was tempted. So he pulled him and asked what was going on, and the scholar told him the cause and effect truthfully, and then asked the doctor, your husband is not here, so what should I do? The doctor patted her plump chest and said to him, don't be afraid, little boy, I have followed my dead ghost husband for more than ten years, and I have long been familiar with his set. Come, you come in with me, I will treat you, you don't need to give money or take medicine, you will be cured of the disease. So he took the scholar to do it, and the scholar came out of the clothes and just came out when he met the doctor home, so he said to the doctor: Your wife's medical skills are much better than yours, no need to give money and no need to take medicine, not only helped me reduce the swelling, but also picked out the things in me. ”
"Hahaha! You little goblin! This kind of joke is also flavorful for you people to talk about. Not bad, not bad...... How is it, that little scholar can compare to the majesty of your master and me? ”
The concubine sobbed, stroked the dogwood on his chest, and whispered: "It's not as good as it, in the heart of the concubine, no one can compare with your demeanor." Oh, the concubine is so hot, you ....... master".
"If it's hot, lie down quickly and let the master quench the fire for you. You prodigal hoof, why do you say you are so prodigal...... Ah! My heart, liver and flesh, you tap, tap .......".
Here, when the two of them were upside down, Feng had just arrived at the critical place, and outside, this staff member hurried over. This slap on the door just alarmed He Shaokun, who was about to go deep into it. When he was disturbed, he yelled impatiently and asked, "Who?" What is this going to do in the middle of the night? ”
The staff member was yelled at by him, and his heart became embarrassed. After lingering at the door for a while, I saw He Shaokun walking out of it with his pants on his face displeased.
"What's the matter? Is there any movement in Song Shi'an? ”
"Exactly, exactly, sir, look, he said he wanted to see you, are you ........"
The staff member said, but a pair of eyes couldn't stop glancing at He Shaokun's untied trouser belt. However, He Shaokun himself was not conscious, as soon as he heard that Song Shi'an was finally going to surrender to him, the happiness in his heart and the glory and wealth that was about to be obtained disappeared, so he annihilated the rest of the things.
In addition, this staff member is usually a confidant who has been by his side for many years, so he couldn't help but say at the moment, picked up the outer covering, and said to him: "What are you still doing in a daze?" Quick, lead your lord and I will meet this fallen Zuo Xiang. ”
"Yes, yes, sir...... Your ......., my lord".
The staff member was just about to speak, reminding his boss that his trouser belt was not fastened, but who knew that He Shaokun was walking with wind on the soles of his feet, and after a while, he had already left him in place, and he had already walked to the door.
In desperation, the staff had to follow He Shaokun to the front yard. To say that this Jing Zhaoyin Mansion can be regarded as a first-class mansion compound. Between the front yard and the back yard, there are three corridors. Fortunately, it was dark at this time, and even if the lights were lit under the corridor, the maids and maids passing by didn't dare to take a closer look at the master, only the staff walking behind him secretly wiped the sweat for their master.
When He Shaokun pushed open the door with all his arms, he happened to see Song Shi'an sleeping on the couch on his stomach. Maybe it was because he had just been drugged by the doctor, half of his buttocks were exposed, and there were some sporadic blood marks on it, plus the ointment that had just been applied, it looked a little inexplicably funny.
He Shaokun coughed after entering, which was regarded as a hello. Song Shi'an turned his head, and when he saw him, he was also angry and said: "He Shaokun, you do this, but don't .......regret it."
"Look at what you said, Lord Zuo Xiang, don't regret what you say! Gee! When the lower officials heard that Lord Zuo Xiang was injured in my mansion, he naturally wanted to come over and take care of him. By the way, my lord, where is your injury, do you want to put some ointment on you? ”
Song Shi'an's face twitched when he heard this, and he said in his heart, sure enough, he had met someone who was even more shameless than himself. He gritted his teeth silently and thought about it, and finally said, "He Shaokun, who are you instructed by?" Let's not talk darkly, let's say, what does your master want? ”
As soon as he heard this, He Shaokun sat down in front of him with a big sting, and said unhurriedly: "What do I want?" Lord Zuo Xiang, you have always been the smartest person, you say, what does my master want? ”
Song Shi'an gritted his teeth, he had already guessed a rough idea in his heart, but at this time, it was who spoke first and who showed his timidity, plus he was teased by He Shaokun like this today, and it was the time when he hated it in his heart, so he rolled his eyes, calculated in his heart, snorted coldly, and said: "Lord He, when you saw the prime minister in the past, you were one by one. Now that the prime minister has come to your mansion as a guest, but he was accidentally injured, you just said that you want to help the prime minister apply medicine, I don't know if this counts? ”