A sudden sentence made the second bald man... Well, let the strange bird Taixi's whole body freeze there.

looked at Zhou Yi in a daze, and watched for a long time, until Zhou Yi blinked lightly at him.

"Huh~"

With a shock of his wings, he withdrew from the distance, the feathers on his body stood upside down, and Taixi's only claw pointed at Zhou Yi.

"You.. You, you, you... It's you!"

Zhou Yi looked at him for a long time, with a relaxed smile on his face.

"Yo, look at your excitement, miss me so much?"

"I... I miss you as a seventh uncle!"

With a scolding, the Taixi Monster Bird did not hesitate, turned around and rushed towards the half-open and half-hidden door that he had drilled out.

Miss you?

Fools will miss you!

"Alas~"

Zhou Yi sighed helplessly, "How many times have I said it, I don't like others pretending to be forced in front of me the most, especially if I run away after pretending to be forced."

You... Why don't you listen?

If you don't listen, you're still scolding me?"

Shaking his head gently, he said softly, "Tsk~"

"Bang~"

Taixi, who was running, stiffened, his head seemed to hit the iron plate, and he started a free fall to the ground in a daze.

When he finally recovered from the feeling of dizziness, Taixi opened his eyes and saw a face with a demonic smile.

First Reaction... Struggle.

I can't earn it, and I give up like resigned ance.

Glancing at the devil's face, "You... What do you want to do?"

The color is strong and the heart is full of weakness.

"Oh, I'll think about it. ”

Zhou Yi lifted Taixi with one hand, and with the other hand first touched Taixi's single leg in the middle of his abdomen.

After thinking about it, he touched the two wings of Taixi again.

He touched his neck and his head.

He pondered for a moment, in a consultative tone.

"Now, let's discuss... How about a wing?"

Taixi: "....."

"Aren't you happy?" Zhou Yi discussed again with these expectations, "However, your wings grow just right, the meat is fat but not greasy, teriyaki or spicy, anyway, the taste and texture should be excellent."

Give me face, it's a big deal to keep your origin this time?"

"Teriyaki?"

"Spicy?"

The Taixi Strange Bird raised its head and glanced at Zhou Yi in confusion.

Then... There was a hint of surprise in his eyes.

"I... I know how to walk, but suddenly I don't know how to walk!

Other birds have two legs, but I only have one.

I... Did you roast my other leg?"

Hearing this, Zhou Yi's face instantly turned angry.

"You... How can you smear people's innocence out of thin air, who roasted your other leg?

Tell me clearly, who roasted your other leg?"

"Isn't it?"

Seeing that he looked like he had been greatly wronged, Tai Xi muttered suspiciously, is it really him?

That... Was I really born with only one leg?

I was really born deformed, so my father and mother... Ahh

"Of course not! I've never roasted your other leg. ”

Tai Xi nodded in disbelief, and Zhou Yi added, "Your other leg is obviously boiled." ”

Taixi: "......"

"It's your leg, which has been roasted a few times before. ”

As he spoke, Zhou Yi touched and pinched the bird's leg of Taixi again.

"Don't say it, this leg is not bad this time, and I want to eat it a little bit.

How about a grilled chicken thigh in Orleans?"

Taixi: "......"

Seeing that this bastard was about to divide himself into a table of dishes, he was too decisive not to be intimidated.

"You... Don't go too far!"

"Huh?" Zhou Yi was puzzled, "Why did I go too far? didn't you send it to the door yourself?"

"I... Then how did I know you were here!" Tai Xi stiffened his mouth and looked at Zhou Yi suspiciously, "What is your relationship with this kid? You actually used an incarnation to guard him, this can't be your illegitimate child, right?"

"Nonsense!" Zhou Yi was anxious all of a sudden, "I'll tell you that Taixi, familiarity is familiarity, you dare to spew blood, be careful that I really slaughter you!"

Hearing this, Taixi was a lot more relieved.

So, are you not ready to really slaughter me?

muttered in his heart, and said hardly, "Heh, you're angry, aren't you?"

"I... I'm annoyed!"

"That is to be a thief. ”

"Who is the thief? Huh? You have made it clear to me today, who is the thief?

I didn't even have a wife, where did I get my illegitimate child. ”

Taixi pouted, "My wife gave birth to it, so can it still be called an illegitimate child?"

"I..."Zhou Yi grabbed one of Taixi's wings, "It seems that you don't recognize your current situation."

People are swordsmen, I dare to be so poor with me for fish and meat, I can't keep you a wing today, at least I have to keep another leg down. ”

As he spoke, Zhou Yi used his strength in his hands, and he was ready to tear off the bird's wings by himself.

"Hey, hey, it's too much!"

Seeing that he really wanted to do it, he was too anxious, "It's all my own people, my wings haven't grown yet, don't..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhou Yi.

Stared at him, "What is your own person? Who is your own person? Who are you, I will be your own person?"

"I... I'm your uncle..."

Tai Xi craned his neck and glared at Zhou Yi angrily, that look looked like he was looking at a negative man, and he didn't know that he thought he was abandoned from the beginning.

It's just that before he finished speaking, he was covered with his mouth, and the words behind him were stunned and didn't spit out.

He lowered his voice and leaned into Taixi's ear. ”

"Tell you, familiar to familiar, but if you talk nonsense, be careful that I really killed you. ”

"You lied to my sister, do you want to admit it?"

Zhou Yi rolled his eyes, "What do I admit, I lied to your sister."

Besides, you were born and raised, and at most you can have such a lost kinship with me.

I can afford to let you call you uncle, why did you have something to do with your sister?

I looked at the one you were born with, the strengthening formation on your eggshell... Ah no, what kind of strengthening formation? You just didn't hear anything.

Anyway... You don't even have a parent, when did you have a sister?"

"Eggshell Strengthening Formation?"

Tai Xi muttered with dull eyes, raised his head, and looked at Zhou Yi with a sad and angry face.

"It's you! It's you, bastard, carved a strengthening formation into my eggshell?

I... Why am I the first to be conceived, the last to be born, all of them by you bastard?"

Zhou Yi shrank his neck back, as if he was afraid of being sprayed with saliva.

Blinked, "What strengthening formation?

I don't, it's not me, don't talk nonsense!"

"You... You don't want a little face. Seeing that he obviously said it himself, he even wanted to deny it, and he was so angry that he couldn't breathe anymore.

"If you want to be embarrassed, I dare to touch your sister's conscience and say, I don't, it's not me!"

"I—" Tai Xi opened his mouth, "your sister!"

"I don't have a sister. Zhou Yi shrugged his shoulders, and when he saw that Taixi was about to say something more, he put a finger to his mouth.

"Shhhh Don't talk nonsense, I'm telling you, you're in for a big deal this time. ”

Taixi looked at him stunned, "You want to trap me again?"

"What, I'll pit you. ”

Zhou Yi pursed his lips, "Seriously, you really have a big deal this time, I can't even protect you."

It's me who woke up this time, otherwise you'd still be able to bargain with me? You're already cool, you know?

I guess the meat has become a hot pot. ”

Hearing what he said was so scary, Taixi didn't dare to argue with him about anything.

"It's... This guy has a big background?"

"Big, it's big, it's scary, you know?"

Zhou Yi leaned into Taixi's ear, lowered his voice and said, "You don't see it, how many people does this guy have to do with?"

"Relevance?

Taixi was stunned, and then the expression on his face suddenly froze.

"You mean... The aura on him? With him?"

Zhou Yi rolled his eyes, "What do you think?"

"It's... No way!"

Taixi shook his head in disbelief, "At first glance, I thought he had a great background, but after a closer look, I realized that these were all unintentionally obtained by himself, and they had nothing to do with them." ”

"Heh!" Zhou Yi pouted, "Do you believe this?"

Zhou Yi looked at him and asked him, "Just ask you, assuming that even if you fall and die completely, what you leave behind will fall into the hands of others that have nothing to do with you?"

Taixi thought about it and shook his head...

"Well, it doesn't seem possible. ”

"yes, so you're stupid, no one else is moving, just you're fine?

Haven't you heard a word? Well, forget it, anyway, that's what it means, what's not good to provoke, you have to mess with women, or are you the women you can't provoke the most?"

"I..."

As if thinking of some terrible memory, Taixi shrunk his neck, and the feathers on his body clung to his skin.

"That's... So what to do?"

"Forget it, it's a good acquaintance, for your sister's sake, I'll suffer a little loss to help you settle this matter, okay?"

Hearing him say this, Taixi had a deep disbelief on his face.

"Would you be so kind?"

"That's not it, what is the relationship between the two of us? If you don't look at your face, can I not give your sister's face?"

Taixi nodded, thinking that he was right.

Then, stunned, "Didn't you say I didn't have a sister?"

"Ahh

"Don't say more, don't ask more, just know that I'll help you settle this matter. ”

"Really?" Tai Xi was a little skeptical.

"Of course, not much, keep a wing... Well, forget it, it's up to you to keep wings and legs.

Anyway, you want to leave without paying a price, it's absolutely impossible.

Even if I say yes, some people won't be able to see it, right?"

Taixi thought about it and nodded, "Then I'm going to keep a leg, and I'll be fine?"

"That's for sure!" Zhou Yi patted his chest and promised, "When did I lie to you?"

Taixi thought about it, although I don't know why I subconsciously feel that this guy is very unreliable, and subconsciously feel that this guy must not believe it.

But if you think about it, it seems that this guy really never lied to himself.

"That's... I'll trust you once?"

"Uh-huh!"

Zhou Yi nodded, "Hurry up, it's been delayed long enough, and if you drag it out any longer, you won't be able to leave if you want to."

Wings or legs, decide for yourself. ”

"I..."

Taixi glanced at him and gritted his teeth.

"Huh~"

A leg fell off from the abdomen, the wound healed and disappeared in a blink of an eye, and the unicorn monster bird Tai Xi suddenly became a footless monster bird Tai Xi.

Handing over one of his legs to Zhou Yi, Tai Xi asked uncertainly.

"That's it?"

"Well, that's it. ”

Zhou Yi pointed to the half-open door, "You are now, just go back and forth, stay in peace, it's absolutely no problem, I will vouch for your sister's lifelong happiness!"

"That's... OK!"

After hesitating for a moment, Taixi nodded.

Gritting his teeth, his wings shook and flew into the door.

A puff of smoke slipped through the crack in the door and closed the door with his hand.

Behind him, at the moment when Taixi closed the door, Zhou Yi followed.

His hands clapped repeatedly, leaving runes on the door.

In an instant, the crack in the door disappeared, and the door was completely empty.

"Whew~"

Grabbing a bird's leg, Zhou Yi let out a long breath, and there was already a cold sweat behind him.

"I'm so special, but I've been fooled!"

I lowered my head, glanced at my 'own' body, and couldn't help but complain.

"This battery... Nanfu's, so not forbidden. ”

After complaining, he glanced at the chicken leg in his hand, pinched his chin and thought for a moment, his eyes rolled around, and he was already thinking about it.

"Hey, hey, don't pit you, don't pit you, I'm sorry for yourself!"

As he spoke, his thoughts moved, and the projection interface of a dead group of chat groups that had been dead for an unknown number of billions of years appeared in front of him.

Click on the photo function and give yourself a few close-ups.

With a text, "Today's harvest of the Taixi Divine Bird legs has been, take pictures." ”

When you're done editing, click Send.

The next moment, a text swipe appeared in the group chat interface that had not appeared in hundreds of millions of years.

A girl's avatar flashed: "Taixi's bird legs?

Another girl followed suit: "Is it too long to live?"

The third girl: "Isn't it good to be alive?"

The fourth girl: "Brother Yi, is he bullying you again?"

The fifth girl: "Silly fork, isn't this nonsense, otherwise how would you lose your leg?"

The sixth girl is attached to a selfie, in which the girl stands in front of a flash-looking familiar door: "The tickets have been bought, have you formed a group to brush up on the Taixi copy?"

Behind...

"Let's go!"

"Let's go!"

"Let's go!"

"With... Hmmm, fate, vixen, you're still alive?"

The cute fox head flashed: "What? Who called me?"

Downstairs: "No one called you, it's okay, you go to bed." ”

"Oh... Hmm, goblin, you're trying to lie to me again!"

......

The group suddenly became lively, and Zhou Yi, who was hiding behind the projection interface and peeping at the screen, opened his mouth and smiled.

Such... Enough should be enough, right?

At the same time, on the other side.

Tai Xi, who had just returned to his nest, had a look of confusion in his eyes.

Bow your head and look at your abdomen.

"Huh, where's my leg? Why is my leg missing?"

muttered, stunned, and thought about it.

Speechlessly, he shook his head and chuckled, "I don't have any legs, I was born without legs."

What's going on lately? Why are you always suspicious, is it too stressed?"

Muttering to himself, he flapped his wings and flew back to his nest.

Get down and get a good night's sleep.

Two seconds later, roll over...

"No, this posture... Why is it so uncomfortable? Is it because I am sleeping in the wrong position?"

Change your position and continue sleeping.

Two seconds later, he struggled to open his eyes again.

"It's... It's still not right, and this position is not comfortable.

How did I sleep before?

Before, I used one leg... That's not right, I obviously don't have legs!"

Lying in the nest, the Taixi Divine Bird couldn't help but doubt life.

At the moment of doubting life, a touch of charm quietly overflowed from him and disappeared without a trace.

At the same time...

A space-time portal took shape around him.

Then...

One fan.

One fan.

Another one...