"The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient!"

Yelin returned to the community with a stinky body, and said to the police uncle who escorted him back: "Tell me, what's going on?" ”

"Neurotic, definitely neurotic, yesterday I ran over to tell me to pay attention to the occasion because of my unsightly appearance, didn't I just say a few words, and I didn't say anything ugly and swearing? And then I almost got cut by that guy today. ”

"Speaking of the police uncle, can I sue him for malicious harm? You don't know, I fell into the sewer and almost didn't give me a breath. ”

Yelin was all a complaint.

I didn't find anyone to provoke anyone, so I just said a few words, and then I was inexplicably retaliated against today.

What is this?

"Well, brother, I'm not much older than you, your uncle, you really call me old." The policeman's uncle couldn't help but roll his eyes, brother, I'm only twenty-eight years old, just five years older than you, don't you think you call me old?

"Actually, I don't recommend that you sue him, in case he admits that he has mental problems, the court can't deal with it."

Immediately, the policeman's uncle suggested.

When you meet this kind of person, you can only be considered unlucky.

"Thank you for sending me back, Uncle Policeman...... Comrade policeman, do you want to come into the house and sit down? ”

When Yelin heard this, he could only secretly sigh that he was unlucky, and he almost let people cut him, but it turned out to be because of the incident at the Hilton Hotel yesterday.

Are these people so crazy now?

Said a few words.

Then it will lead to death, which is really a beep dog.

"Then you don't need to, you better go home and wash it up."

on this.

The policeman's uncle shook his head and said solemnly to Yelin.

"Crunch."

That's when it happened.

The door next to him opened, and I saw Comrade Lao Qi sticking out a head and saying impatiently: "You kid doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, what are the ghosts called?" Ouch my mother, did you drill a manure pit or what? It stinks to death, hurry back to take a shower. ”

"Director."

And the police uncle, who was about to leave, saw that familiar face, stood up straight and saluted Comrade Lao Qi.

"Well, now that you're not at the police station, you don't have to salute, no, don't tell me, you kid broke the law and was arrested by the police comrades?"

Hearing someone call himself the director, Comrade Lao Qi turned his head to look over, waved his hand, and then looked at the dirty, foul-smelling Yelin, who was full of malice, and gathered the majesty that he had cultivated all year round, and asked with scrutiny.

"Uncle Qi, you can't wronged me, I almost had someone cut it down today, and I accidentally fell into the sewer."

Yelin: That's a grievance, what did I do to break the law and discipline?

I'm lucky that I didn't get hacked to death, right?

"Hacked? Who did you recruit and provoke whom? How dare you cut you? Little comrade, come in and tell me, what the hell is going on? As for you, go back and wash the smell off your body before coming back, don't disturb my eating Yaxing, or I'll smoke you to death. ”

I heard that Yelin was almost hacked to death, Comrade Lao Qi was puzzled, there was actually a knife slashing people in the territory managed by Lao Tzu, which guy was impatient?

Lao Tzu aliens can't control it, and they can't control the security of the city, is this turning the sky upside down or what's the matter?

"Okay, Director."

When the policeman's uncle heard the words of his chief, he hurriedly saluted and responded.

Don't ask why he is a police officer in a police station, why he knows Comrade Lao Qi.

The reason is that this Comrade Lao Qi has to come to a raid every three or five days, and if he finds out that anyone is lazy, he should be doing something else when he is doing business.

That's a reprimand, or a review.

So.

Comrade Lao Qi's photo has already been circulated throughout the public security system of Juxia City.

Moreover.

His daughter is a golden flower in the police circle of Juxia City.

"Uncle Qi, I'm so hard to ......" Yelin looked at the diametrically opposite treatment and said aggrievedly.

"I don't know if it's hard for you, but what I do know is that if you don't wash it, see if I smoke you."

Comrade Lao Qi glanced at Yelin and said, "Tell you not to cause trouble everywhere, now being chased and cut like this should teach you a lesson." ”

"Bang."

The words fell.

The door was ruthlessly shut, Yelin could only sigh, took out the key to open the door, and the first thing he did when he entered the room must be to take a bath.

Today is really unlucky, I always feel that I am unlucky, and I am about to become an immortal.

……

Next door home.

"Have you eaten, if you haven't eaten, eat some?" Comrade Lao Qi asked with a smile after inviting the police comrade into the house.

"I've already eaten it, Director."

The policeman looked apprehensive, looked at the ordinary living room around him, and said in refusal.

He had just smelled the smell of Yelin's body just now, and if he ate some, he was afraid that he couldn't help but spit it out, and it would be too big.

So refusal is the clear choice.

And he didn't expect it.

That kid actually knows the director, and it seems that the relationship is quite unusual.

"Lao Qi, what's going on? What is Lin'er yelling about? ”

That's when it happened.

Aunt Liu put down the dishes and chopsticks and walked over from the side and asked curiously.

Just now she heard Yelin's complaint from inside the corridor, so she simply asked Comrade Lao Qi to take a look outside.

It doesn't matter if you go to see it, but what matters is that Lao Qi actually brought in a police comrade.

"Ma'am." When the police comrade saw the chief's wife, he hurriedly shouted.

"Hello comrade, what's the matter with my Lin'er?"

Liu Ruowen always felt that this policeman had something to do with Yelin, otherwise, the person who came in would not be this policeman, but Yelin.

And.

Just now, when Lao Qi was at the door, she also vaguely heard a few words.

"Madam, it's nothing, it's just that on the way home, Mr. Yelin met a person who had a superficial intersection with him, and that person carried a watermelon knife and slashed at Mr. Yelin."

"It's just that Mr. Yelin escaped in time at that time, otherwise he would have been cut by the criminal, and Mr. Yelin's luck was really bad, on the way to be chased and killed, he accidentally fell into the sewer, and the criminal was right at the mouth of the sewer, and the criminal has been taken back to the police station by us for investigation."

This comrade policeman told the story as it was, but he always picked up the most important thing.

Of course.

After confirming that the suspect is really committing a crime, then it cannot be called a suspect, but a criminal.

Knowingly violating the law.

Isn't this a criminal?

"Sit down and talk."

Comrade Lao Qi went to the water dispenser and poured a glass of water and handed it to the police comrade, frowned slightly, and asked, "How did he provoke this kind of guy, and someone would cut him?" Moreover, what the hell is going on with this law and order? Didn't I repeatedly emphasize that every alley must at least be installed with monitoring, and if a criminal case occurs, the Tianyan system must be the first to send out an alarm? ”

"Director, at present, the funds are tight, and the funds in our area have not been approved, so the monitoring has not been installed."

The policeman who was sitting in the precarious position smiled awkwardly and said worriedly.

I actually went to the director's house and said that there was a shortage of funds, and if I went back, would I be punished?

This is already a skip-the-line report.

"As for why Mr. Yelin is like this, we have already understood the matter, it was yesterday that he went to the Hilton Hotel for dinner, because the food was unsightly, and this criminal went up to say pay attention, and then Mr. Yelin retorted a few words, and as a result, this kind of thing happened today."

The policeman couldn't help but frown when he explained why this happened.

"Wouldn't it? Is this because of this? What kind of psychology do people have now? ”

Hear the words.

Aunt Liu frowned and couldn't help but say.

If you kill someone because of this kind of thing, you shouldn't be sick in your heart, right?

If you are sick, go to the hospital for treatment.

"I don't know." The officer said he didn't know.

He also escorted him back at Yelin's request.

Avoid the guy in the encounter with someone who wants to hack him to death.

Let's be honest.

This person's luck is really not good.

Don't say anything about encountering this kind of guy with brain problems, and also fell into the sewer, emmmm......

"Okay."

That's when it happened.

The door rang, and Comrade Lao Qi looked at Yelin who walked in from outside with a swaggering face, his face full of astonishment, "You, how did you kid get in?" ”

"Didn't you see me when I walked in?"

Yelin shrugged innocently and said.

That's how I walked in step by step, don't you tell me, your old man is dizzy?

"No, I ask you, how did you get in, I locked the door." Comrade Lao Qi saw that Yelin had misunderstood, and hurriedly explained.

"Oh, I opened the door with the key my daughter-in-law gave me."

Hearing this, Yelin nodded clearly, stretched out his hand, and there was a string of bracelets in his hands, and a key was hung on the rope of the bracelet, and said.

"I, I ......"

Suddenly.

Comrade Lao Qi almost turned his back on his anger, hating iron and not steel, he thought that Qi Lin had brought the key to the Super Divine Academy.

Unexpectedly.

Actually, I actually gave Yelin this calf thing.

"Don't be you, don't be angry, I'm not responsible."

Yelin said arrogantly, walked towards the kitchen, took a bowl and a pair of chopsticks, and said, "I'm still sleeping at your house tonight, I'm afraid that I'll change my mind and get up, and I'm already in the underworld." ”

"I don't have a room for you in my house."

Comrade Lao Qi saw that this guy didn't know what politeness was, so he said angrily.

"My daughter-in-law's room was eaten by your old man? You're an old man, you can actually eat a room. ”

After a bowl of rice, Yelin shielded himself from the and stinky rats he saw in the sewer, picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth to chew, and said.

"You didn't see any lumps in the sewers, stinky rats, snakes, or anything?"

Really.

Comrade Lao Qi really didn't open any pot, Yelin, who had just chewed two mouthfuls, sprayed in an instant, and the yellow couldn't help but appear in his mind, and he only felt acid reflux in his stomach.

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