Chapter 407: South Korea Can Say No (Ask for Subscription)

Since the professor of Seoul University published a paper "Proving" that Xiao Zhu is a South Korean, the whole South Korea has been in a hot spot, and countless people have expressed their opinions on various communication apps such as Twitter:

"Xiao Zhu is so good, he must be a South Korean, he didn't run away, and it is recommended that the Ministry of Culture issue a special nationality to Xiao Zhu!"

"I like Xiao Shu very much, he is handsome and talented, and his ability to make money is also first-class, it would be strange if such a man is not a South Korean talent."

"I strongly hope that Xiao Zhu can 'recognize his ancestors and return to his ancestors', and after so many years of drifting abroad, it is time to come back."

Most of them, even if the professor at Seoul University didn't even know that Xiao Zhu himself was a South Korean, since it was a paper, it must be more rigorous, even if it was a wrong result, but at least it could stand up to a little scrutiny.

“…… According to our research, the area around Huaguo Su Province was notified by our Goguryeo period that the great Goguryeo Dynasty left some surnames in Su Province, among which the surname Xiao is one of them......"

“…… Xiao Zhu's ancestors have settled in Suzhou Province for generations......"

"Therefore, we infer that Xiao Zhu is of South Korean descent, and if South Korea still maintains its pride in being a blue star power, then Xiao Zhu should be born in South Korea and not a Chinese ......."

Jung so-yeon read the paper of Han Jae-seok, a professor at Seoul University, for Xiao Zhu, and threw a sweet smile to Xiao Shu from time to time, and now it is the third day of this incident, and on the Internet in South Korea, this matter has been brewing for three days, and the heat is constantly rising.

Professor Han Jae-seok, who published his paper, has attracted the attention of many people, and even some South Korean netizens have called Han Jae-seok a person who "saves the national hero".

"If you follow this inference, shouldn't all the people of Sooux-province be South Koreans?"

Xiao Shu said with a smile that he really didn't pay attention to this kind of paper, but what he didn't expect at all was that even if it was such a ridiculous paper, there was such a big market in South Korea, and the key was that many people actually believed it! It's horrible.

Zheng Xiuyan shrugged her shoulders and said with a smile: "That's the case, in fact, in today's globalization, there is no difference between various nationalities, maybe thousands of years ago, everyone was the same ancestor." ”

Xiao Shu didn't say anything, just came to the computer.

"What are you going to do?" Zheng Xiuyan asked curiously.

"I'm going to be a national hero again." Xiao Shu said with a smirk smile.

"What?" Zheng Xiuyan was stunned.

Xiao Shu opened the ORD document, created a new file, and said to Zheng Xiuyan while coding words on it:

"Don't you think your country is weird? Nowadays, the economic development is not bad, even the entertainment genre has flourished, and the so-called Korean Wave has affected various countries in East Asia, but why should you be so inferior? ”

"Is the inferiority complex brought about by being a subject country for more than a thousand years really that serious? Or is it because of the U.S. presence on South Korean soil that South Korea's pride as a normal country is distorted? ”

"Look at Huaguo, when will you say that that thing was invented by yourself, and so-and-so is a Huaguo? No, even most of the time, Hua Guo is always someone else is a clown, and he ignores his posture, not to mention whether this posture is right or wrong, which in itself represents the self-confidence in Hua Guo's bones, which is a superhuman cultural sub-letter. ”

"So, let me save the culture of South Korea and build real cultural confidence for you!"

This is a long article, and Twitter does not support publishing long articles, so Xiao Shu attached a picture and switched the article in.

"South Korea Can Say No"!

The approximate main body of this article comes from Hua Guo's "Hua Guo Can Say No", but it was transformed by Xiao Zhu and turned into an article "South Korea Can Say No".

The article is divided into three parts, the first part, Xiao Zhu rejects the "South Korean" hat that the South Korean professor gave him, claiming that he is Chinese and will always be Chinese.

In the second part, Xiao Zhu analyzed the behavior of the South Korean professor, as well as the remarks that suddenly became popular on the Internet, "Xiao Zhu is a South Korean", and finally came to the conclusion: South Korea has an inferiority paranoia: when something happens, the first thing that comes to mind is to bring it to its own country, constantly saying that this is South Korean, that is South Korean, what is this not inferiority?

In the third part, Xiao Zhu said with righteous words and swearing: "...... A nation's culture always needs to rely on itself, if you lick your face from there today and ask for two apples, and tomorrow you go there and lick your face and snatch two catties of sesame seeds, this country, this nation, will never have a tomorrow! ”

Zheng Xiuyan looked at Xiao Zhu's post blankly, only felt that her blood was boiling, and she couldn't help but say to Xiao Zhu: "How can you write such a passionate thing?" Oh my God, after reading this post, I think what you said makes sense, I think all the guys on the Internet who say you are South Korean are people with low self-esteem! ”

Xiao Shu looked at Zheng Xiuyan with a smile and said lightly: "Do you think it makes sense?" ”

Zheng Xiuyan nodded, and said as a matter of course: "Yes, I feel that what you said is right, we can't admit this and that, it's too embarrassing." ”

Xiao Shu said casually: "Actually, these things are bullshit, those professors cling to them indiscriminately, it's just to gain fame, and the reason why I wrote this article is just for fun, who has a sick brain, why pay attention to these things?" To put it bluntly, everything is profit, and I don't offend South Koreans or change my country when I write like this, that's all......"

Zheng Xiuyan looked at Xiao Shu in a daze, and said with a smile: "Could it be that the hot spots on the Internet are just a tool for a few people to hype?" Such things as countries and nations are their means? ”

Xiao Shu said as a matter of course: "That's natural, there is no benefit, who would do these things, believe it or not, after my article is published, that Professor Han will immediately issue a clarification statement, no, and apologize to me." ”

"How is that possible?"

Although she already believed Xiao Shu's words in her heart, Zheng Xiuyan still felt unreliable, after all, she was a professor at Hancheng University, in Zheng Xiuyan's heart, she must be a gentle and elegant scholar, how could she do such a thing.

Xiao Shu looked at her with a wicked smile and whispered, "Do you want to bet?" ”

"Bet on what?"

"If that Professor Han apologizes to me as soon as he sees this article, as I said, and even expresses his intention to move closer to me, you will lose it, and otherwise, I will win."

Zheng Xiuyan threw him a big roll of the eyes, and said angrily: "I'm not a fool, it's not the same as if I lose and you win!" ”

Xiao Zhu hehe straightened and said, "Okay, if that Professor Han doesn't do what I say, even if you win." ”

"What if I win?" Zheng Xiuyan immediately asked expectantly.

Xiao Shu rolled his eyes and said, "If you win, I will personally guide you to sing "Genie" and teach you to dance this dance by hand." ”

Zheng Xiuyan's eyes suddenly lit up, and she nodded hurriedly: "That's it." ”

"Wait, what if you lose?" Xiao Shu asked.

"If I lose, I lose, anyway, I bet with you Xiao Shen, everyone is yours, what are you going to do." Zheng Xiuyan got into Xiao Zhu's arms and said coquettishly.

"That's not good, if you lose, you have to ...... Hey, hey, new posture you know. ”

"No, that posture is so hard to use, after all, I haven't done ......"

"Why don't you try it tonight?"

"Hate, you're bullying me."

"Hehe, I'm just bullying you."

"Well, I'm being bullied by you alone......"

After the girl became a young woman, the change was very big, for example, Zheng Xiuyan, with her words, the next moment, she had already pushed Xiao Shu to the ground......

In the presidential suite, the heating is turned on, and there are stalls on the ground, and in the past two days, the goddess Jung so-yeon, who has attracted the attention of the people because of the song "gee", has no shame on the horse, galloping across the country......

On this day, because the remark "Xiao Zhu is a South Korean" was too popular, Xiao Zhu's Twitter followers skyrocketed by hundreds of thousands.

Originally, Xiao Shu also established a Twitter account recently, and at the beginning, those who followed him were only some people from the small secret gang, but with the continuous exposure of several things, this Twitter account has also continued to grow fans, and now the fans have reached the million mark.

Don't underestimate this million mark, this is South Korea, with a total population of just over 30 million people, Xiao Shu can get millions of fans under such a base, and the newly opened Twitter account "Gretel Diao" has become the first echelon of South Korean stars, and it is the only foreign star in South Korea.

The long article he published naturally received attention for the first time.

When they saw the first line of Xiao Zhu's words, many South Koreans were silent, and they felt that they had been betrayed: Xiao Zhu, he dared to admit that he was not South Korean! How can this be! Isn't he a national hero of our country!

When I saw the second line of words, many people felt angry and a little sad, it seems, probably, maybe, Xiao Shu is not wrong, people in our country always like to find their ancestors, always like to be far-fetched, and put everything nice on their heads.

So, the anger of many people subsided a little, until they saw the third line of text, which was a deafening sound, as if someone had struck themselves on the head with a hammer: it was very shocking, but it also woke some people up.

"I rubbed, I never thought about such a question, I didn't expect Xiao Shen to think so comprehensively and long-term, from today on, I will no longer worry about whether Xiao Shen is South Korean, I don't think Xiao Shen is wrong."

"It's sad, I didn't expect that today, there are still people forcibly making excuses for themselves, what if Xiao Shen is not a South Korean? Don't we recognize this national hero? ”

"When I saw Xiao Shen's words, I just felt that the whole person was not good, why is Xiao Shen not a South Korean? Oh my God, it feels like the world is falling apart! But how reasonable what Xiao Shen said, I really can't refute it. ”

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Thank you for the trial hamburger and Zhuji Zhouqi's reward. Code out a chapter all day.,Delete and revise.,It should be okay.,It's a headache.,I hope tomorrow will be a little better.。