"You're really idle, you have nothing to do with birds, and you have to talk to it with a translator, you are the most bizarre person I've ever seen, aliens still have a month to two months to hit the earth, you still have the leisure to play with birds?"

Angel Hiko looked at Yelin in disbelief, are you sure you don't have a problem with your brain?

Aliens are coming.

Outcome.

You're raising birds here, are you sure you're not a monkey invited to play with you?

"The sky is falling, and there are tall people on top, my strength is to deliver food, although I have strong combat power, but compared with the physique of your super soldiers, it is a small thing, a god-killing No. 1 projectile can send me back to the west."

Yelin was noncommittal to Angel Yan's words, the sky fell, and there were male soldiers carrying everyone.

What are you afraid of?

If you really can't bear it, isn't there still an inconspicuous scum character like me?

"Okay, okay, you're a salted fish."

Angel Yan said a word, and stopped talking.

Anyway, this is not his own man, and he can't control it at all.

"No." And Ah Chai directly took out a gadget, which looked very much like a Bluetooth headset, and said: "The real core is packaged inside this headset, and the outside is for you to wear, otherwise I'm afraid you can't get it out if you stuff it into your ears." ”

"Thank you!"

Seeing this, Yelin reached out and took the translator that Ah Chai handed to him, and said politely.

"The universe is not only Kamigawa, Kamigawa is just the mainstream body that our angels cooperate with the Kamigawa civilization to fight the physical war, and fight for it in various forms of the universe, and it does not mean that the entire universe is Kamigawa, all kinds of races have formed the current cosmic ecosystem, just like the creatures in the sea, and angels are creatures at the top of the food chain, and they need to maintain the righteous order, if we learn the language of the universe, even if we have an eye of insight, we will waste a lot of time, That's where the translator comes in. ”

By the way, the angel chased Yelin to explain why there was a development of this kind of translator that has long been eliminated, in the past thousands of years, many civilizations have come a long way on the road of translators, as long as they communicate with Kamigawa, they will wear translators to translate the language of their own race into the orthodox Kamigawa language.

Therefore, the translator developed by the king of heaven five thousand years ago has been eliminated by the angels.

But they have all developed a good habit of storing this kind of thing in the dark plane at any time, so that they can meet some remote civilization that is not recorded in the universe, so that they can be used as backups.

Wouldn't it be bad for you to use your eye of insight to read people's thoughts?

"I see."

Yelin nodded knowingly!

The universe is a hodgepodge, and many languages are a headache for even angels.

Don't ask why.

The observable diameter of the universe is about 93 billion light years, remember that it is light years rather than area and volume, and the universe is not balanced left and right, but also up and down, left and right.

Suppose there is an intelligent civilization with a diameter of 100 light years, then there are 930 million civilizations in the universe!

This is just a hypothesis.

The diameter of the solar system is less than 1 light-year!

"Is this a universal gesture in the universe?"

Suddenly.

Yelin remembered an interesting thing, that is, whether the middle finger is a universal gesture in the universe.

"You're thinking too much!"

on this.

Angel Yan looked at Yelin with a smile and said, "Do you really think that your earth is the center of the universe, and the entire universe revolves around your earth?" You've just seen too much! ”

Seriously.

The universe does not revolve around the earth.

The middle finger does not mean that this is a universal gesture of the universe, and only the earth has so many things to do.

People on Earth make people out of boredom, or do some weird fetishes!

Then I thought that the middle finger was a universal gesture in the universe.

It's ......

This is an ignorant civilization that thinks that the universe is only their human beings.

"Scientists don't say...... Well, scientists are all about eating for money! What are the no aliens, aren't you aliens? ”

Yelin just wanted to say that when the scientist said that there are only humans in the universe, he saw the angel in front of him and the angel chasing, well, these two are orthodox aliens.

And.

Scientists also brag that there are no thunders in the universe.

Outcome.

There was a giant sitting in front of him who could summon thunder in the cosmic vacuum, and if it mattered, the scientists, just treat them as if they were farting.

"Look, what about this suit I bought you?"

That's when it happened.

Ah Chai took out a folded suit from the bag next to him, looked very much like a Giorgio Armani suit, and said, "I bought it for you according to my height, do you want to give it a try?" ”

"Yes!"

Yelin nodded, but didn't say anything.

He is 184 centimeters, and Ah Chai is only 6 centimeters shorter than himself, so he should be able to wear it!

If you really can't wear it, then change your height.

The martial artist's ability to control himself is not covered, as long as it is not greatly compressed or heightened, he can't see anything at all.

"Your earth's clothes are also really expensive, a casual suit is tens of thousands of yuan, which is already the annual salary of an adult in an ordinary family." Ah Chai couldn't help complaining.

“……”

Yelin's head was full of black lines, and he looked at the complaining Ah Chase speechlessly.

It's not your money, you're a fart.

"No, these are the shoes I bought for you!"

"Socks!"

Followed by.

Ah Chai took out piles of items from the bag, and couldn't help but make Yelin confused, and asked, "Why didn't you buy it?" ”

"I don't lack it, what am I buying it for!"

Ah Chai looked at Yelin speechlessly, and said, "I see that many of the clothes and shoes in your cabinet don't fit, so I bought them for you when I went shopping with Sister Yan, and I put the vegetables and fruits in the refrigerator first, otherwise they will spoil." ”

"Ah Chai wasn't like this before!"

Seeing Ah Chai enter the kitchen to wash the fruit, Angel Yan looked at Yelin and said.

"What do you want to say?" Yelin raised his head and looked at Angel Yan's gaze, his eyes narrowed slightly, what has Ah Chai become, what does it have to do with me?

"In order to help you improve your lifespan, Ah Chai almost made a quick eye with Queen Keisha and changed so much for you, what do you want, she will give it to you without saying a word, what about you? Is there really no point to say? ”

Angel Hiko and Yelin looked at each other, and did not flinch, the voice sounded directly in Yelin's ears, and did not echo in the air.

Yelin pursed his lips and smiled, but did not respond.

What I do is my own business, and I don't need anyone else to ask.

As for increasing longevity?

Does he need it?

Need!

But he doesn't need charity from women, so he will be suspicious of eating soft rice.

"A man who has no seeds, let's face it, who is good to you, as long as you have a rod and scale in your heart, you can measure it, I have something, so I won't stay here."

The words fell.

Angel Hiko stood up and pushed open the door and walked outside, if you use the microwormhole handling technique to carry it away?

So many people saw that they and Ah chased into this door, and they walked out openly, and others thought they were playing something unseemly.

Some people's minds are very dirty.

Yelin: "......"

Haven't I planted it yet?

"Where's Sister Yan?"

Soon, Ah Chai walked out of the kitchen with the cleaned fruits, looked at the living room with only Yelin, and asked in astonishment.

"Gone."

Yelin stretched out his hand, and the cleaned apples flew in the air, taking out the shrunken Daming Vermilion Bird and peeling the apples.

"No." He directly cut the peeled apple in his hand into eight pieces and handed it to Ah Chai, saying, "Please eat the apple." ”

"Thank you!" Ah Chai smiled and reached out to take the apple that Yelin handed him.

……

At night.

Yelin lay on the bed and looked at the dark ceiling, smelling the body fragrance coming from Ah Chai next to him, and kept thinking about Angel Yan's words in his mind.

The Earth will face an interstellar invasion in a month to two months.

If interstellar war really comes.

Will it really be as easy as in the anime?

"Ah Chase, is the interstellar war like in the movie? Aliens came to attack our earth, and then just like in "The Avengers", not many ordinary people died, and then they relied on our super soldiers in Huaxia to win the war? Yelin curiously asked Ah Chase, who was lying next to him, without the slightest defense.

"You think too much, you said it's a movie, it can't be like that, American movies are personal heroism, if people die too much, then superheroes are incompetent."

Ah Chai also didn't sleep, or that they angels are creatures, and they have almost no habit of sleeping, and said: "If you think that interstellar warfare is like playing at home, the passive defense side is not a big deal, but the active attacking side is completely wiped out, either the earth civilization equipment is several generations more advanced than the other party, or the other party is a weak chicken, it is obvious that the weak chicken is now the earth, not the white Pluto warriors, that is, your earth is called a gluttonous monster." ”

"People can cross galaxies to fight you, and your earth can't even get out of your home planet, it goes without saying, so you can imagine in your head that the earth will get the war unscathed, anyway, fantasy and not crime, you can also fantasize that our beautiful female angels are your harem group, but reality can make you doubt life."

"First of all, it's not that I look down on the earth, but if the warriors of the White Pluto put a signal wave shielding instrument on your earth, without satellite communication, your earth is a group of blind people, at least fifty well-trained fighters can be exchanged for the life of an ordinary soldier of the White Pluto, even if they don't put a signal shielding instrument on you, they will not be stupid enough to fight with you at a height of more than five thousand meters, low-altitude combat can greatly reduce casualties, they will definitely choose low-altitude combat, Because a nuclear bomb can inflict a lot of casualties on the White Pluto. ”

"How so? Even if a small amount of super soldier genes are injected, their lives are very tenacious, just like those soldiers during your Chinese Anti-Japanese War, even if they know that they have been shot, they have to use their last respite to pull an enemy to die together, and strive for more chances of victory for their teammates who are still fighting. They all have to bring an ordinary person to the burial, because innocent people are also enemies in their eyes. ”

"Therefore, the exposure of the battlefield is not a trick, the soldiers of the male company are not gods, even gods can't stop tens of thousands of Styx warriors injected with super soldier genes, and I want to remind you that there is a ship-based civilization that is blocked between the earth and the White Pluto Vanguard flagship, and the earth is likely to be attacked by a complete civilization at that time." 22 Baidu: Read the latest chapter of "Starting from the Heroic Soldier Company" for free for the first time.