Chapter 23: Chinese Kung Fu
"By the way, hero, I don't know your name yet?"
"Bruce, Bruce. Wayne. "Bruce. Wayne hurriedly said, "Bull, didn't you say you had something to eat?" ”
"Yes, yes!" Bull, the big black man, patted himself on the head honestly: "My mother's pizza is definitely the best in New York." ”
“…..” Bruce. Wayne looked at the large black pizza that Bull took from the top of the refrigerator, the pizza was not in the refrigerator, it was placed on top of the refrigerator, it would not take long for it to go rancid in such a hot weather, Bruce. Wayne's nose was sensitive, and he could already smell the rancid smell of pizza.
"It's really delicious, if you can't try it, I'm sure you haven't eaten such a delicious pizza." The black man Bull couldn't help himself as he spoke, and he tore off a large piece of it and ate it in a big gulp.
Bruce. Wayne smiled bitterly, reached out and took Bull's 'most delicious in New York' pizza, and chewed it with the taste, he was so hungry, he had just exended a lot of physical strength in order to save everyone from escaping from the iron cage. Wayne feared he might faint from hunger.
"Well, it's delicious, I'm not going to lie." Bull, the black man, smirked.
"Uh-huh!" Bruce. Wayne couldn't speak, desperately trying to replenish his energy.
"Bull, do you have any spare rooms in your house? I would like to stay here for a few days. "Bruce. Wayne didn't care about it, took the cold water that Bull had drunk half of and poured over, the pizza was too hard, and he couldn't swallow it like Bull without water.
Xu Yifan's pocket is empty, Bruce. Wayne is also penniless, and most importantly Bruce. Wayne spends money very much, and making money is an idiot, in fact, Xu Yifan is similar, and all two of them can only send people under the fence now.
"Vacant? No, you sleep in my room, the bed in my room is very big, one and a half, I rarely snore when I sleep. Boole said magnificently.
Bruce. Wayne hurriedly said, "No! I snored. ”
"Then I don't mind, you are a big hero, you should snore when you sleep, my mother's cousin's grandmother's second aunt said that the more promising a person is, the louder he snores when he sleeps." Bull swore by it.
“.…..”
Bruce. Wayne was lying on the hard and dirty bed, so hot that he was covered in sweat, he finally understood why the Bull family's pizza was not put in the refrigerator, and dared to love his family In order to save electricity bills, most of the electrical appliances were not plugged in, and the refrigerator was only used as a locker, so now Bruce. The air conditioner above Wayne's head became an ornament.
Bruce. Wayne is so hot that the Batman suit has long been put away, and if a person falls asleep, he will naturally not know whether he snores or not, so Bull is not deceiving Bruce. Wayne, even if it's his current sound that shakes Bruce. Wayne's skull hurts.
Bruce. Wayne couldn't sleep, he was thinking about what Xu Yifan was doing at the moment.
Of course, Xu Yifan is also under the fence, the difference is that Bruce. Wayne is in the slums of the western suburbs, squeezing a hard bed board with a big fat, Xu Yifan is in an apartment building in the east of the city, and the soft Simmons bed is sleeping next to a sexy and sultry golden beauty.
Three days.
For three whole days, Xu Yifan ate hamburgers, chicken wings, and blues at April's house for three days. Wayne also ate the 'best pizza in New York' for three days at Bul's house.
Fortunately, the law and order chaos in the slums is chaotic, and there are many hooligans. Wayne beats up a few bullies at night, gets some belongings, and finally says that Boole is energized and air-conditioned.
"Yifan, I have a mission tonight, can you accompany me?" April walked to the door and turned back, looked at Xu Yifan and asked expectantly.
"In danger?" Xu Yifan frowned and put down the mouse in his hand.
"Of course, it's twenty-two by now." April said that New York is indeed average at night, even in the city.
"Good!" Xu Yifan stood up, picked up the coat on the back of the chair and put it on.
Aprile excitedly gave herself a yes.
Xu Yifan lost contact in space, couldn't summon the system, and couldn't see the specific recovery of his body, but he could roughly judge that he had recovered about five or six layers of strength based on his feelings.
He certainly wasn't idle for the past three days, except for putting Bruce. The synchronous translator inside Wayne's bat hood was removed, Xu sir's handicap was of course violently demolished, the Batman mask had been removed, fortunately, he successfully removed the synchronous translator and pasted it on the back of his ear, and finally he didn't have to wear this frustrating and stuffy thing all day to communicate, Xu Yifan also landed on the Internet in the United States to query a lot of information, and it has been found out that there are no extraordinary human beings in this world, and with his own strength now restored to five or six layers, it is still appropriate to abuse these low-level gangsters.
It's just that Xu Yifan doesn't know, all he can find out is superficial things, what the Yankees are best at is covering up the truth and distorting the facts, and they even have a department dedicated to fabricating facts and distorting the truth.
"April, isn't your roommate a woman? Who is he? Fern shouted in shock as she saw Aprile go downstairs with a man.
"Oh! Fern, he's a good friend of mine, Xu! April hurriedly introduced: "Yifan, this is my colleague from the newspaper, Fern Fenwick. ”
Xu Yifan nodded.
Fern looked at Xu Yifan with a suspicious expression, this guy is an Oriental, April won't like Orientals, but this guy really came down from April's apartment, April's recent fast food is bought for double, this guy doesn't live in an apartment, but Aprill and her roommate rent a two-bedroom living room, this guy sleeps in the living room?
Fern was dejected, carrying the filming equipment.
"Hey, buddy, look what I bumped into, there's a beautiful woman."
Colin Street, where dragons and snakes are most mixed, especially at night, is simply a paradise for criminals, and soon a few gangsters targeted Xu Yifan and a group of people.
April's blue eyes lit up, and she took two steps back and retreated to Xu Yifan's side.
Xu Yifan kept his head down, he knew that April was deliberate, and Xu Yifan knew that this woman doubted his identity as a 'superhero'.
The leading approached and looked at April, saliva was about to flow, and he whistled excitedly, and immediately surrounded a dozen thugs.
"Hey! Beauty, are you interested in playing with our brother. The lead laughed as he reached out a hand to April's face.
"Get out of here!" Fern stood in front of April, shouting angrily.
The afterglow of April's eyes swept to Xu Yifan, who was beside him with his hands in his trouser pockets and said nothing.
"Oh, this kid wants a hero to save Meiha, you know who we are, Bigfoot Gang understands!" The leading suddenly smiled fiercely: "Brothers, teach this white old boy to be a man." ”
"Yifan!" April's face turned pale, a plan is a plan, she was really surrounded by more than a dozen people, she was also a little timid, but fortunately, Xu Yifan was too calm, which made her feel a lot more at ease.
"Don't get in my way." Xu Yifan still lowered his head, as if he was disdainful of these miscellaneous fish in front of him, uh, not as if, it was really disdainful.
"Scared??" The leading looked at Xu Yifan strangely, a mere oriental yellow man.
Usually the person who drags it like this is either a real sculpture or a sand sculpture.
The leading apparently thought that an Oriental yellow man could not be hung on the land of North America.
"If you have a kind, just try to repeat what you just said." The leading first shook the short knife in his hand, then swaggered up to Xu Yifan, turned sideways to Xu Yifan, and snorted coldly at Xu Yifan's face with his ears pricked up.
Fern swallowed, he knew that as long as Xu Yifan dared to speak, the's knife would slash down.
"Bang ——!"
Xu Yifan suddenly raised his foot.
The leading boss appeared on his back in all directions, and an empty oil drum more than ten meters behind him.
"Boss ——!"
A group of junior brothers hurriedly ran over to help pull out the boss.
"Don't move, it's broken, your waist is broken, hurry, move the rescuers." The Black Boss shouted in horror.
Xu Yifan still put his hands in his trouser pockets and lowered his head, looking light.
April's mouth was wide open, she had been paying attention to Xu Yifan, but she still couldn't see which foot Xu Yifan used to kick the black boss, and his strength was too great, more than ten meters, and he could accurately kick into the empty oil barrel.
Is this Chinese Kung Fu?