Chapter 1 Let's go and open a room
The ghosts of Xiao Hei and Liu Guofu were taken away by the soldiers and horses of the Tang Battalion, and the entire altar began to tremble, as if it was about to be earthquaked. In fact, this shaking had already started since Li Yating's soul flew out of the back door, and it became more and more violent as time passed.
"Chang Xiangze, take the soldiers and horses back to the camp." Chang Wanfa gave an order to a Chang family fairy in silver armor, and then turned around and waved his hand at me: "Let's go." ”
I nodded, and was pulled by Chang Wanfa towards the back door of the altar, seeing that I was getting closer and closer to the horse's legs, and just as I looked at the horse's whole body carefully, I felt that I was in a trance, and I had returned to the ward.
As soon as Chang Wanfa and I appeared, we heard a click, and the city built with colored paper and wooden sticks on the ground behind us was scattered all over the place, and the colorful flags planted on the five-colored rice in the copper basin were also broken.
Li Yating's parents saw this change, with a panicked expression on their faces, and her mother asked me crying: "Gao Daxian'er, what's going on, is my girl hopeless?" ”
Her mother's question makes me cry and laugh, we can still save people with so much effort?
Shi Shaozhong didn't wait for me to speak, and hurriedly persuaded Li Yating and her mother: "Old sister-in-law, don't worry, if the Lingqi is broken, it means that the pass is broken, and your daughter's disaster has broken the old fairy of my brother's family." ”
"Really? So when will my daughter wake up? Li Yating's mother was a little suspicious, and pointed to Li Yating on the bed and asked Shi Shaozhong.
Li Yating's father was afraid that her mother would offend people by talking like this, so he hurriedly pinched her mother, and blamed her: "What are you asking nonsense, Gao Da Xian'er and his old fairy family are here, and you still need to worry about it, so you can stop and stay." While talking, she squeezed her eyebrows with Li Yating and her mother, and her mother stopped talking.
I was called by these two people one by one, not to mention how awkward it was, I looked at Ren Bao'er who was guarding my body next to the bed, this little girl was holding back her laughter, and I couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
"Yes, wait a minute, my family Ma Yuanshen has been out of his body for too long and can't stand it, the old man will send him back to his soul first, and let Xiaohuarong wake up later." Chang Wanfa said to Li Yating and her mother, and then walked to the escort bed with my soul.
Li Yating's mother looked reluctant, and was about to speak when she was stabbed by her father again, rolling her eyes there. Everyone in the room could see it, but no one said anything. I can't help but feel a little angry in my heart, I help your family and don't want your money, your girl's life is fate, my life is not my life.
Bao'er looked at me with a bad face, smiled bitterly at me, and then shook her head. I understand what she means, she doesn't want me to have a conflict with Li Yating and her mother, I am angry and angry, and I really don't plan to meet this old lady in general.
Chang Wanfa motioned for me to sit on the edge of the bed, and then pressed me down against the body, and I instantly felt a feeling of falling from a high altitude, and when I opened my eyes again, I had returned to the body.
It is estimated that Chang Wanfa used too much force, and after I stood up, I felt a whirlwind of the heavens and the earth, and the taste was like a chain reaction after I kept spinning in circles when I was a child. I squinted at Bao'er, remembering what I had seen after the out-of-body experience, and my eyes closed and fell towards her small breasts. Bao'er was obviously frightened by what I said, and hurriedly came over to help me.
"What's wrong with you?" Bao'er asked me in a panic as she steadied my body.
"It's nothing, I just helped your friend break through the level in it, and the mana consumption was a bit big, and suddenly I was a little confused when I returned to my soul." I closed my eyes and pretended to be uncomfortable, while relying on Lai Lai to ask Bao'er for credit.
Chang Wanfa was burning paper horses in front of the dilapidated city, and when he heard my words, he snorted disdainfully. When I blush, I didn't hear it, and I despised it, I was really dizzy now.
I sniffed it secretly while Bao'er wasn't paying attention, the lavender-scented shower gel was really fragrant··········
The paper horse in Chang Wanfa's hand caught fire when he saw it, he kept holding it in his hand as if he was not afraid of the heat, the light blue flame rose high, and I was worried about his hair for him from afar. What's even more strange is that there was no ash or smoke in the burning of the paper horse, and after the paper horse was completely engulfed by the flames, a palm-sized villain phantom appeared in Chang Wanfa's hand.
Chang Wanfa didn't hesitate, slapped the villain into Li Yating's forehead, and then turned around and said to me: "This matter is over, is there anything else to do with Dima?" ”
I hurriedly got up and saluted back, hugged my fist at Chang Wanfa, and said respectfully: "Hard work, Deputy Sect Leader Chang will return to the mountain if he is fine." ”
Chang Wanfa waved his hand: "The old man will leave, and we will see you when the camp opens." ”
After Chang Wanfa left, I suddenly reacted, why did I get up, I looked at Bao'er and wanted to fall again, but she was dodged with a red face······
Everyone waited for about ten minutes, Li Yating finally woke up, and saw herself lying on the red paper, with candles lit above her head and feet, first scared her mother, then looked at me again, frowned and asked me Why are you here.
I'm so depressed in my heart, why can't this girl get along with me, there are still Shi Shaozhong and Wang Dongyang in the house, why don't you ask.
Her mother told her a lot of antecedents and consequences with red eyes, and at the end she was embarrassed to say thank you to me, and without waiting for me to be proud, she asked me again, are you really a big fairy? I told her that I was not only a great immortal, but also a macho man, in exchange for Bao'er's big eyes.
Seeing that it was about to be two o'clock in the morning, Bao'er and Shi Shaozhong Wang Dongyang got up to say goodbye to Li Yating's parents, Li Yating and her father asked us to wait, and then went to the corridor and her mother didn't know what to mutter, and after two or three minutes, his father came in and stuffed me with a thousand yuan, saying that he was grateful to me for picking up a life for her daughter. In the face of the brand-new ten big red tickets, I am really greedy, but I still understand the rules, I told him to give the money to Shi Shaozhong and the others, I haven't gone out yet, and it is bad to collect money. Shi Shaozhong and Wang Dongyang said that they would not accept it, and finally I said that I should give me the money to move the pole when the time came, and the two of them put it in their pockets.
Out of the gate of the hospital, Shi Shaozhong handed me an ambiguous little look, and then leaned in my ear and told me to pay attention to my body to be controlled, and then pulled Wang Dongyang away with a cheap smile. I despise him so much, I don't want to be restrained, and Bao'er can't give me that chance.
After the two of them left, Bao'er didn't say a word, and I didn't know what to say, the air was full of embarrassment. In the end, I broke the silence, I asked her where her house was, I sent her back, she told me that her mother called her in the afternoon, she said that she would stay at Li Yating's house for another night, and she couldn't go back. As it happens, I can't go back······
I thought about it and asked her, "Shall we go and open a room?" "As soon as the words came out, Bao'er and I were both blindsided, I wiped it, what am I talking about, why did I still say the little longing in my heart······
Although it was dark, I could still see that Bao'er's face was red all the time, all the way to her neck, and she even subconsciously took two steps back, I guess if I didn't say anything, she would shout indecent behavior.
"Ahh That... I mean... I mean..." I was in a hurry, and I slapped myself in the head.
Bao'er was amused by me, and said to me with a red face, "I know what you mean, let's go, and make up for sleep before dawn." ”
Are you sure you know what I mean? Are you sure you really know what I mean? Shouldn't it be moved by my spirit of sacrificing myself to save others, and I want to give some small benefits...
Along the way, Bao'er and I both lowered our heads as if we had done something wrong, and entered an express hotel opposite the hospital. The bar chick asked us for ID cards, I felt in my pocket and found that I didn't bring it, I looked at Bao'er, Bao'er also shook her head in a daze, so we went in with our heads down and came out with our heads down.
"Why don't we press the road?" After walking out of the door of the Express Hotel, Bao'er asked me with a serious face.
I couldn't help but laugh and said to her: "Sister, what are you kidding, you can go home tomorrow to make up for sleep and continue to enjoy the beautiful summer vacation, brother, I still have to go to work·····"
Bao'er nodded and said to me that we should look for it again, and we walked along the road, and our legs hurt and we didn't see the hotel. Just when I was about to give up, I saw four big words in the corner of a community lit up, "Accommodation is free".
I suddenly had the strength, and this good thing? I pulled Bao'er and ran over quickly, and when I got closer, I found that grandma's, there was still the word "Internet" behind it······
After ringing the doorbell for a long time, the door was opened by a lewd little brother with a face full of pimples, the little brother looked at us both back and forth, and said to me: "Now there is a love room left, heated waterbeds, swings, and mirrors on the ceiling, do you want to open it directly or go up and have a look?" ”
I was blushed by what he said, and I said to him, "Open me a standard room with two beds." ”
Bao'er's face turned even redder when she heard me say this, and she looked like she wanted to say something, but she lowered her head and didn't say anything. I had the heart to explain to her that I had a hundred dollars left in my pocket, but I was embarrassed to do so in front of my boss.
The lewd brother was a little surprised, but he didn't say anything, he took me eighty yuan and gave me the key, telling me the first room on the left hand on the second floor.
I was about to leave, but the lewd little brother grabbed me again and asked, "You are so beautiful, are you worthy of others to go up like this?" "I didn't understand the meaning of his words, Bao'er is beautiful, but she is beautiful hers, why am I sorry for her?
When the lewd little brother saw that I was not on the road, he thought that I was pretending to be pure, bared his teeth with an expression that you know, and said to me: "Our health care products are absolutely authentic, thirty minutes of little superman, do you need it?" ”
Big brother, you are a cow breaker. I didn't talk to him, and pulled Bao'er, who was blushing into pork liver, upstairs.
"There are also props... Bumpy, wolf's tooth..." Bao'er and I both went up to the second floor, and the lewd brother was still unwillingly selling below. I said don't say I can't use it, even if I can use Lao Tzu, I don't have any money, otherwise I can open a room.