Chapter 80: He's Squirting

Wang Fatzi introduced the laxative he gave, which has a very apt name, thirty-six shares. No matter who it is, there is no antidote if you take it, you have to run thirty-six times. But there will be an interval every four times, and I have to catch the first interval now, lest Gu Lingtian notice an abnormality in his body and be in trouble at the fixed time.

Gu Lingtian came back, and before he could stand firm, he was about to leave again, and I jumped off the stage.

In front of so many people, and he agreed to compete in the ring, he was not afraid that he would secretly start his hand, and he asked dissatisfiedly, Gu Dashao, you have been blowing the cowhide for a long time, won't it be blown up? I can say well, if you don't fight today, then you have to admit defeat in front of everyone.

Tut. Gu Lingtian took a breath, anxious to get rid of my hand. I hurriedly grabbed him and said, let's talk about it first, what the hell is going on?

Gu Lingtian's buttocks pouted violently, the whole person was a little taller, and said with a pale face, waste, wait for me, I will give you the result you want today.

I was worried that he would squirt here, and at that time, I was afraid that he would be desperate to make a move, so I hurriedly let go and let him go for convenience.

After running four times, Gu Lingtian's face was already sallow, his eye sockets were deep, and he was dehydrated.

I secretly sighed at the magic of the Tianyuan casting stone, in the ancient legends of the immortals, the most widely spread is the Nezha casting body, which uses lotus root and lotus leaves, but it does not retain the physiological function of the person after casting. And the body cast by this Tianyuan Stone is no different from a real person, which is much more powerful.

After Gu Lingtian left, Feng Jian came over to stop me, and he made another mockery, and he did enough tricks. I took the opportunity to tell him, when I was leaving, you pretended to chase me, and gave you something when the time came.

The wind sword pushed me a few times, Fang De immediately came up to help, I glanced at him, I smiled, didn't say anything, and returned to the ring.

Gu Lingtian ran four times, and when it came to the interval, his face was sallow, and his cultivation had really regressed a lot, and it was estimated that he was about to fall out of Xuantong, without the blessing of True Yuan, his Tianyuan body would not be able to exert anything.

He was also afraid of stomach trouble, and wanted to solve the matter as soon as possible, and after jumping into the ring, his sword boy immediately took the sword.

Compared with Gu Yi's hand, his sword can be said to be more luxurious, the tail end of the hilt is a pearl the size of a fist, the aura is abundant, and the scabbard is even more jeweled.

Gu Lingtian began to show off again, the long sword that was originally drawn out at once, he had to pull it out inch by inch, and introduced in his mouth, this sword is called the Seven Star Sword, and there is a seven-star map on the blade, which can release the Seven Star Array, which was discovered by my ancestors in a heavenly stone in the Immortal Mountain of the South China Sea.

I quietly watched him introduce it, staring curiously at the scabbard that I pulled out, and there were indeed seven dots on it, but I didn't know what his so-called formation was.

But having said that, Gu Lingtian suddenly stopped talking, the speed of drawing the sword accelerated, and there was no extra words, the Seven Star Sword hit a sword flower in his hand, and I saw a flower in front of my eyes, as if I saw a sky full of stars. The surroundings suddenly darkened, and Gu Lingtian and I seemed to be standing alone in the night.

This is the formation? It was indeed amazing, because he didn't have any superfluous means, and the formation appeared, as if the true element was injected and stimulated, which was very convenient.

Bumpkin. Gu Lingtian snorted coldly, raised his sword and slashed at me, for a while it was like a galaxy falling, and he saw a silver light in his eyes slashing towards me like a meteor.

I didn't plan to use the small wooden axe, but I didn't expect him to have this trick, in the face of this indistinguishable thing, I could only raise the small axe and slash down, the galaxy shattered, and Gu Lingtian manifested again, but his state was a little wrong.

Let's not talk about the strength shown to be so weak that it is like two people, first of all...... Gu Lingtian stopped moving, his toes were on tiptoe, and his whole body was pulled up.

I remember when I was in Shiao Mountain, I once ate half-raw meat, had diarrhea in the middle of the night, and crawled out of the bronze coffin of the stiff woman, walking on tiptoe on the way, for fear that as soon as it fell, the switch would fail.

The seven-star sword was also shaking in his hand, and the space began to be unstable, and it shook distorted, and it dispersed directly.

Below, Wang Fatzi couldn't help laughing, and the onlookers also noticed that something was wrong.

Gu Lingtian's face turned pale, and his body trembled.

People who have had diarrhea and can't find the toilet will definitely be able to understand his current state of life is worse than death, monks are also people, and when they come in three urgency, they are also troubled by immortals.

I saw that he couldn't maintain the Seven Star Array, and I was so happy in my heart that I shouted majestically, Gu Lingtian, it turns out that you are an embroidered pillow, and your reputation depends on blowing. As he spoke, he took the small wooden axe, pinched his fist and pounced directly, and said in his mouth, let you taste my zombie fist.

The boxing techniques that Fauber taught me used to look like reckless fights, straight and straight, without any skill at all, but when combined with the same seemingly clumsy zombie steps, I discovered his subtlety.

I punched out with all my might, Gu Lingtian's face turned green, and he slashed with a sword on his toes, and he no longer had the momentum just now. It can be seen that all his strength is used to hold back. Even so, I still didn't dare to be careless, and I used the zombie step to avoid it instantly, and the punch that was originally hitting him in the face turned into an attack on the back of his heart.

Can kill people in the Hedao realm, in normal times, this change is pediatric in his opinion, but half of his cultivation has been pulled out, and now he is ready to fly, and when he turned around stiffly, I had already smashed his back with a punch.

I have to say that Wang Fatzi's laxative is really more vicious than any poison. It is more uncomfortable than dying.

Gu Lingtian was punched out by me, and the person was still in mid-air, and suddenly there was a "poof" explosion, and before everyone in the audience could react, Gu Lingtian's spotless white robe, the position of his buttocks was instantly dyed yellow.

The people in the audience were blinded, and before they could react, a foul smell wafted out. A discerning person immediately sees the problem.

Gu Lingtian had been holding back before, just for fear of being embarrassed in public, you know, now it is all the sects of the Xuanmen who are watching around, originally some people did not come, he deliberately waited for a long time, and he didn't start to perform until everyone arrived.

The expression on Gu Lingtian's face now was colorful, sometimes pale, sometimes iron-blue. With an angry roar, the Seven Star Sword once again drew a galaxy and slashed directly at me.

I was also very depressed in my heart, and when I was holding back, he still wanted to have a face, but now that he was ugly, he went out and went straight to me in shame and anger.

Before the sword fell, I felt like my body was about to split in half, and I couldn't hear any sound around me, as if I had been banished to the vast sea of stars alone.

I was terrified, the hairs on my body stood upside down, I pulled out the wooden axe with my backhand, my body was half bowed, the strength of my whole body was condensed, and the Yang Yuan in the dantian was running even more wildly, even so, I felt that I might not be able to take his sword.

Call. I secretly sighed in my heart, the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and it has been pulled seven or eight times, and the cultivation has been pulled from the peak of Xuantong to the early stage, and he is even about to fall into the realm of heaven and earth, he can still have such a fierce attack, if it is not for the medicine in advance, the thirty percent chance I estimated before, I am afraid it will really be zero.

Seeing that the sword light was about to fall, I staggered half a step and also slashed out my strongest axe.

But what I didn't expect was that at the moment when I slashed down with an axe, there was a "poof" sound in the ring again, and Gu Lingtian's sword moves were immediately chaotic, and the galaxy fell halfway and suddenly shattered.

Immediately, he felt that Gu Lingtian's true yuan had fallen directly into the realm of heaven and earth, and there were very few true elements that could be injected into the magic weapon, and he could not urge the formation on the sword and condense the sword momentum.

However, by this time, the small wooden axe had already been chopped down, and it was impossible to take it back. I chuckled in my heart, and Chen Hao in the audience also exclaimed.

This is the only Tianyuan body, if it is destroyed, Chen Hao will not have to complain about me for the rest of his life?

But there was nothing to be done, the old woodcutter's axe was originally fierce and abnormal, and as soon as the small wooden axe was chopped out, what he was holding in his hand was no longer a weightless wooden axe, but something weighing thousands of catties, and it was impossible to take it back.

At the moment of danger, Gu Lingtian slammed a talisman in his hand, and then a terrifying crack appeared in his chest.

Needless to say, the power of the small wooden axe is unprecedented, and its sharpness is unprecedented, and the body of the ancient style, separated by half a meter, directly crumbles into flesh foam.

However, there was only a crack on Gu Lingtian's Tianyuan body, and it did not collapse. In the next moment, a puff of white smoke came out of his body, and a split talisman fell.

Substitute for death.

My whole person breathed a sigh of relief, and at this time, Gu Lingtian sprayed for the fourth time, and the people in the audience could no longer be described as shocked.

Especially Fang De, as well as those sects with the most prominent sycophants, from old to young at this time, all of them were pale.

After Gu Lingtian pulled it once, his whole body was already weak, and when this kind of thing happened in front of so many people, his face had been completely lost.

At this time, Chen Hao also took Qin Xue and them slowly approached the Eternal Blessed Land, knowing that I was already in control.

Rubbish! I coldly spit out two words, put away the small wooden axe, and smashed it out with a punch, at this time, Gu Lingtian was already powerless to resist, and was directly knocked out. I jumped to catch up, stepped on his chest, directly snatched his seven-star sword, and slammed it hard in the center of his eyebrows, but unfortunately I didn't have Chen Hao's ability, I couldn't stun him, but I just hit him with blood all over his face.

I didn't have time to feel how much of my will melted into heaven and earth, and it is estimated that this kind of dishonorable means will not have much effect.

The people in the audience were all in shock, and I hurriedly suppressed Gu Lingtian's True Yuan, and jumped out of the ring with him turning around.

At this time, the wind sword pounced on me as agreed, and wanted to stop it, so I took out the IOU on my chest and threw it directly at him. Shout loudly, go back and tell your old master, I am fighting here today, and these people paid me to help. And they also secretly drugged your young master. Lao Tzu disdains to play such dirty methods, so I might as well make it clear to you.

When Feng Jian saw me say about Gu Lingtian's poisoning, his face changed suddenly, but he quickly calmed down.

I'm only satisfied when I see this, if I sit in his position, I can't find a substitute for the dead ghost, and I won't be able to help much in the future.