Chapter 239: Magic Ocean 3, like a joke
Lack of intelligence is not suitable for surviving in the mage net!
It's true.
Although it is a safe zone, it also requires an IQ to cross the line. Well, it doesn't need to be too high, the level of elementary school students is administrative. If it does not exceed the level of elementary school students, find a way to recharge your IQ. I really can't fill it, so let's destroy it humanely for myself.
After robbing a few waves of people, it still feels normal to roar.
The boss lost his wallet, of course, he has to get it back.
After a while, Manyler finally felt that something was wrong, and innocently asked, "It's strange, boss?" Why only those who have weapons, and not those who farm? Didn't those who farmed the fields pick up the boss's wallet? ”
Tang Shidao finally saw a person with a lower IQ than Prince Zhou: "Do you think they seem to have wallets on them?" ”
Brute roared and shook his head: "Not like." ”
Tang Shidao's face was natural: "So, how can they pick up my wallet without a wallet?" ”
The barbarian roar actually nodded: "Yes, it makes sense, they didn't pick up the wallet if they didn't have a wallet." ”
Tang Shidao had a 'teachable' face: "That's why I said." You don't need to be commanded by the boss, when you see those people with weapons in their hands, vicious faces, or full of alcohol, they must have wallets, they must have been dropped by the boss, and it must be right to ask them to come back. ”
Brute roared with a look of sacred mission: "Well, don't worry, boss, I will definitely get your wallet back." ”
Lake Fairy: "......"
She knew that yelling was not pretending to be stupid, it was really stupid.
It is undeniable that there are also some highly intelligent beings among orcs. However, most orcs don't have a good IQ. It seems that the Brute Roar is an example of a physique that is beyond the average orc, and whose intelligence is lower than that of the average orc...... Well, it's rare to believe. In ordinary society, mentally handicapped children have an important place for them.
"Roar, have you ever practiced meditation?" Tang Shidao still wants to work hard to save it.
"Yes."
"How's it going?" Tang Shidao knew that meditation had the effect of sobering oneself and could also help improve one's memory and learning ability.
"It worked very well. It's easy to fall asleep, sleep so soundly that you can't even wake up from a bug bite. The brute roared triumphantly.
Tang Shidao: "......"
Lake Fairy: "......"
The two glanced at each other, and they also had a feeling of 'what to do to save your IQ'.
In any case, the robbery will continue.
Otherwise, where will the money come from to buy a ship?
In this world of the Age of Discovery, nothing can be done without a. If you can cast the spell with all your might, the sea is just equal to the bathtub. However, if you can't cast more than 10 spells at a time, and you can only use one spell, the sea is really a dangerous ocean.
I robbed a small amount of money for half a day, and there was not much money.
There are many pirates here, but there are few who are really rich.
When Tang Shidao led the two to check the surrounding terrain, a group of 'robbed alliances' came to take revenge. On the one hand, it is to snatch back the money and save face, and on the other hand, the lake fairy looks a bit of a disaster for the country and the people, and it must be very valuable to tie it up and sell it.
There were no knights charging, and there were no fighters shouting battles.
The pirates fought back, and the first round was dozens of hidden arrows, and the number of people still sneaked up on them.
Mortals are a little late in their senses.
When Tang Shidao subconsciously took a shift, a sharp arrow happened to penetrate his arm. The feeling of pain rose, and Tang Shidao suddenly realized that he hadn't seen his own blood for a long time. This arrow is also a real proof of the difficulty of the special mission, so it's no wonder that the mages need to join forces to hunt for treasure. Without using spells, mages are no different from regular pirates.
"Boss, you go quickly, I'll stand in their way. I have treatment, and I'm not afraid to hurt my head. Brute Roar blocked the front with his massive body.
Before he finished shouting, he had already been hit by several arrows.
Tang Shidao was also speechless: "If you listen to me, you will run together and withdraw first." ”
He was stunned for a moment, and then roared, "Well, listen to the boss." ”
The three of them retreated in stride.
Tang Shidao just broke the arrow, pulled it out and threw it away, and immediately roared a healing technique. The lake fairy is not slow, her body is very light, like a rabbit. After a while, the three of them ran into the woods. The pirates will not let it go, and who knows the island better than they are.
"Boss, they're chasing after you, do you want me to run away with you two?" The brute roar means that I have the strength to carry you and run.
Tang Shidao was slightly moved, this stupid big man's brain is not good, but his character is okay.
At this time.
Hu Xian had already stopped, and Tang Shidao also stopped and signaled: "No need to run." ”
The roar is strange.
Isn't it going to be withdrawn?
It's only been a few steps and you don't have the strength to run?
Seeing the roar of the man with a look of "I hug you and run", Tang Shidao was very funny: "What do you think, we are not afraid of them." Well, let me explain, you are 'grabbing your wallet' on purpose, just to lure a group of capable people to besiege us. I don't use spells because there are other mages on the island, and I don't want them to know too much about it just yet. ”
He nodded with a look of 'Boss, what are you talking about, it seems to be very powerful'.
Tang Shidao simply didn't explain: "The bows and arrows in the open space just now were not good for us, and their bows and arrows were useless when they entered the woods. Forget it, I'll just say it, you saw that the group of people just now were all dressed in black, right? Among them was a red dress and a blue dress. You go back and kill them, remember, if you want to kill both, kill them, and don't kill the others. ”
Brute roared and nodded, indicating that I am good at killing.
He wondered in his heart why the others didn't have to kill two people in different clothes. Think about it, what does the boss say I do, anyway, I can only count three colors, too many and it's messed up...... It's not all hacked to death in black clothes, it seems like this order, right...... Uh-huh, remember.
Tang Shidao didn't say much.
You probably can't remember yelling at two orders at once, so it's okay for him to do one thing with his brain.
After the person is gone.
"The red coat is the captain, and the blue coat is the first mate?" The lake fairy watched the brute roar and sneaked around, knowing that this orc was really good at hunting.
"Probably, the other way around."
"If the captain and first mate are dead, the fleet will be in chaos. Judging from their team, there are no three or four deputies with high prestige, so they will definitely make trouble and fight for power. There is a good chance that they will fight, and then we may take their ship? "Huxian is not stupid, he probably guessed it from the beginning of Tang Shidao's 'robbery'.
"Let Roar throw the captain's and first mate's heads back into town and let the rest of the team know. If the other teams do it, they can't mess around. ”
"Then we have a better chance of grabbing a boat." Hu Xian understood, thought about it and said, "If you use spells, you don't need to be so troublesome, in fact, I can capture a fleet alone." ”
"I can take this island." Tang Shidao smiled: "But this is the beginning, I don't want other mages to know what I use." ”
"Captain Blackbeard's idiot doesn't know how to set such a difficult task, it's the anchor of the legendary mage. Do you deliberately do this as a sign of weakness, or do you want to confuse some Black Flag pirates who are preparing to ambush us? Or are you going to pretend to be weak in the firepower that attracts everyone? ”
Tang Shidao only smiled and did not answer.
Waiting.
Brute Roar did a great job of completing the task. Raid from the grass, throw and slash, and kill two people in seconds.
The pirates were also dumbfounded when they saw the captain and the first mate dead.
Brute Roar followed the order, and after killing and cutting off two heads, he ran away. Without a leader, the pirates did not dare to chase after them, and shot dozens of arrows at the barbarian roar, and naturally not a single hair was shot in this kind of wood.
Back in the forest, Tang Shidao asked Manyao to go to the city with two heads to swagger.
At night.
The fleet is really in chaos...... Internal strife, external enemies, in short, it was a mess. Tang Shidao, the three of Hu Xian and Man Roar came like saviors. The brute roar who spent money to buy an iron helmet also let go of his courage to fight, and he was so capricious with treatment and brute strength. The pirates were frightened by this battlefield meat grinder, the alien team ran away, and the original team knelt.
The plan is as Tang Shidao thought, it doesn't cost a fleet to get it.
"From now on, you have to call me the third boss, this is the second boss, this is the big boss, and you will be mixed with us in the future." The brute roars and his brains are not good, and his combat power is much stronger than that of the pirates. Overthrowing everyone, he also declared his hegemony in the way of orcs.
Seeing a group of pirates, reluctant to shout.
Tang Shidao and Hu Xian didn't mind.
"Don, what would you do if you didn't form a team?" The lake fairy whispered.
"I'll wait until the mages are gone." Tang Shidao replied casually, there is no if.
The bloodshed passed overnight.
The next day, everything was back on track...... Well, the pirates ran more than half of the night, and only a dozen old and weak people remained. He also knew that someone had run away at night, but he received an order: sleep in the treasure house, and it doesn't matter if the sky falls, just stare at the treasure.
"Boss, what should I do if everyone runs away?" The brute roar was frustrated.
"Leave one larger ship and sell the rest. You take the money, go to the city with the second child to recruit some carpenters who can build ships, and then recruit a few helmsmen, surveyors, cooks and sailors, and then buy food and clean water. As for the stormtroopers, doctors, lookouts, sailors, etc., they don't want anything. "Tang Shidao gave a very strange order.
The lake fairy seemed to understand something, but the brute roar did not understand it at all, and only did it.
Behind him, a group of old and weak people trembled when they heard it.
Is this going to sea?
This is a funeral.
Without sailors and doctors, it's more dangerous than throwing a coffin into the sea.
At all costs.
This playful little fleet really set sail...... The first one set sail, and it took only a day before and after, and the other mages didn't even make a plan, and the playful fleet set sail. What's even more outrageous is that except for the three mages, all the members of the whole ship are old, weak, sick and disabled, and there is not even a slightly younger one.
It can only be said that these old crew members are also mentally prepared.
They didn't plan to live long, they just wanted to die as sailors and die in the sea. At this age, it was also the last time they went to sea. In other words: for the dream of the sea, life is gone, and if you don't have obscene development, you will have to wave it when you die!
Looking at a coffin...... Ah no, a half-old ship sailed into the sea, and the rest of the mages were dumbfounded.
Is there really a ride on the Sixth Sage?
O Master.
We ask your men to be merciful, don't complete the task, you don't have to chop your hands, do you?
After entering the sea.
"Surveyor Boros, you said before that if you get caught up in a non-glowing vortex, you will be crushed, and if you are involved in a glowing vortex, you will go to another sea?"
"Yes, Captain, we know our surroundings well, and it's best not to trespass into unfamiliar ......."
"Okay, head over to the glowing whirlpool." Tang Shidao instructed.
"......" The seafarers were speechless.
looked at the sky.
The sun hasn't gone down yet, and our voyage will be over in less than half an hour?
Although I didn't want to live long, it was outrageous that I didn't have an episode, right?
The helmsman saw the brute roar raise his axe, what else could he say, and rushed towards the 'glowing whirlpool'. After a burst of mist, the big ship emerged from another unfamiliar sea. The surveyor looked at the useless map in his hand, sighed, and thought to himself that it would be better to design a coffin for himself in a while, whether it would be better to flip or slide.
At this time.
A black crow floated out of Tang Shidao's hand, and in the blink of an eye, it turned into a black book again.
The expression was a little more serious.
There was a 'just getting started' expression on his face.