Chapter 42: Help Me Blow?
I used to play with female zombies, but I hid in a coffin, secretly.
It's embarrassing to be watched now.
Seeing that I hesitated, the chief butler urged, "Hurry, what are you rubbing?"
That, that...... I really don't know how to say it, so it took me a long time to say, that, or you wait outside.
I'm waiting outside! The big butler spread his hands and urged, don't rub it off, or won't you? She chuckled with a shake in her chest, licked her lips and said, If you can't, come out and let my sister teach you first?
How to teach kissing? Is it possible for me to kiss her?
And how I feel she did it on purpose.
She was cheeky and didn't leave, and I was out of line. Pouring out the pill in the vial, gently holding it in his mouth, a rich aroma suddenly permeated his mouth, just inhaling that breath, it was refreshing.
I was cautious for fear of swallowing it by accident. I was so uncomfortable when I kissed a stiff woman for the first time, I squirmed and leaned down, reaching out and gently pinching her chin.
Her mouth opened slightly before she flipped the pill in.
Slow down, don't get excited. Yes, take your time, gag her mouth, and don't let her breath leak out.
The chief butler whispered softly to the side, and held the coffin wall with both hands, his head already poked into the coffin, not wanting to miss any details.
I was shy in my heart, but I still did as she said, and after a while, the yang energy in my body began to stir, and the Gathering Spirit Pill turned into a clear stream, and it fell down the throat of the female stiff.
Yang Qi flows out, Yin Qi enters the body, and Yin and Yang runes begin to form a cycle. My body gradually relaxed, my eyelids became heavier and heavier, my pestle hand gradually lost strength, and finally I fell asleep on the female stiff.
In my sleep, I felt that someone was holding me, and I couldn't see anyone clearly in my dream, but I could feel that she was a stiff woman.
When I woke up, the bronze coffin was covered, and I moved my body, and I noticed that the base of my thighs was a little cold, and my face turned red.
How...... I secretly said that it was miserable, and when she woke up, what should I do?
I nervously got up and lay down next to me, confused, not because I was afraid that she would be angry, but because I was afraid that she would be embarrassed to wet the bed when she knew that I was so old.
After a while, I thought of a way, sat up and touched the lid of the coffin, and it opened by itself, but the big housekeeper was still outside, and she poked her head over and said, I got some food, can you eat some?
Seeing her coming, I blushed and hurriedly said, I'm not hungry, I'm so sleepy! In the sleep will be. As he spoke, he fell down straight again, the lid of the coffin closed, and I hunched over and kept blowing, trying to dry it quickly.
After tossing for more than an hour, I couldn't touch the moisture with my hands before I sat up again.
It's fake that I'm not hungry, I've been hungry for a long time.
The food prepared by the butler included fruits and vegetables, as well as a boiled rabbit. The sword was not intentionally there, so I hid it, limped over and sat down, and told her that you can't go out now, you have to stay for a while.
I don't understand her a little, but it's all here, and it's useless to talk too much.
Chen Hao also came out to join in the fun, smelled it in the pot, and knew that I was unable to move, so he scooped a bowl of meat for me.
Jian was not intentionally drinking soup, did not answer my question, but said lightly, Jian Jian was not my real name.
Chen Hao immediately interjected and asked, wouldn't your real name be like your brother...... So talented, right?
Sensing that Jian Jian's face was wrong, Chen Hao immediately changed his words and said, The Sword of the Benevolent, the name is very good, Jian Ren is very meaningful, the name Jian Ren ......
Shut up. I glared at him, and as I continued, I was afraid that I would have to suffer again. Chen Hao also closed his mouth in amusement.
Jian unintentionally glared at Chen Hao, and said, My name is Jian Wu, and when your wife wakes up, I want to meet her.
Okay, good sword dance. Chen Hao's mouth couldn't be idle, so he almost applauded. Jian Wuwu couldn't continue, so he put down the soup bowl angrily and got up to leave.
Chen Hao sat on the chair that Jian had not intended to sit on just now, leaned over and asked, Boss, when will your daughter-in-law wake up?
I know that he is reluctant to let the sword go, and said with a relieved heart, the big housekeeper said that in five days, the sword has no intention of going now, and she will expose us all when she goes out, but you always come with her...... Still counting on people to like you?
Chen Hao grabbed his head hard and said, who likes it!
As he spoke, his eyes looked out from time to time.
I didn't say anything, I asked Chen Hao to help me to another cave room to facilitate it, and when I came back, I saw that the chief butler was not there, so I asked him to bring me a basin of water, brought it to the bronze coffin, and secretly washed the skirt of the female stiff.
But halfway through, the big butler came, and said outside, I'm afraid it won't be five days, Zhang Tong, tomorrow I'll let Bawei take you out, go to another mountain to bury a coffin, and take their attention...... Hey, what are you doing?
I quickly smoothed out the stiff skirt, but the position was ...... The big butler looked shocked.
I didn't think anything of it, I was just afraid that she would see the dirt on her dress. Hurriedly explained that my wife's skirt was dirty, and I helped her wash it.
The big housekeeper looked at him suspiciously, and muttered, people are big ghosts, don't mess around, break the sun now, Miss will suck you to dry!
What is Breaking Sun? I asked curiously. The butler giggled, ignored me, turned and left.
I continued to wash my skirt and blew on it, but she went back and forth, giggling and saying, "Little pervert, you're really self-taught." As he spoke, he threw in the medicine bottle that the sword had inadvertently given and said that he applied it himself.
It just so happened that I asked her to bring the water out.
Seeing her leave, I breathed a sigh of relief and straightened the stiff skirt.
The healing medicine of Shushan is very effective, coupled with the nourishment of yang energy, now the feet have scars, but this time is the most painful time, a little movement, the scar will break, and the heart hurts.
With the medicine applied, I lay in the arms of the stiff woman and fell asleep again. I don't know how long it took to wake up, out of the bronze coffin, Chen Hao and Wu De carried me out with the yin wind, and the big housekeeper saw that the injury on my foot was still very serious, and frowned and said, I am afraid that you will not be able to go out to do things like this. But only the living can do it.
When she said something before, I was in a panic washing the woman's dress, but I took her words to heart. Without burying the coffin, we will soon be discovered.
Thinking of this, I let go of Chen Hao and Wu De and said, I'm fine, you can go, you are ready to send me out.
Let me go! The sword had no intention of standing up on his own at this time.
It would have been the most appropriate for her to go, but we know that if she did this, she would probably really get on the ship of the corpses.
Jian didn't intend to say, I'll go, but I have a request, you get the Heavenly Mandate Plate, if you see that Shushan is in trouble in the future, I implore the corpse clan to make a move.
The big housekeeper said that the Xuanmen and the corpse clan are just Li Shengnong's pawns, five mountains, secret realms, forbidden spells, one person, one corpse, one ghost, and now there is a faint connection...... Did the sword sense something?
I may not be able to touch the level of the female stiffener, but I support everything she does.
The sword was not intended to be real, and the chief butler did not shirk it, and led the way to another burial chamber, where the burial goods were stacked, most of them were some swords, all of which were a little rusty.
The coffin of the original tomb owner is now placed inside. The butler let him bury his coffin.
When I got to the tomb, the big housekeeper grabbed the lid of the coffin, and opened it without much force, inside was a dried corpse, the moisture of the bones had evaporated, not to mention stiffness, the corpse was gone, how could you deceive the corpse plate of Maoshan?
When I was confused, the chief butler took out a jade knife and cut it on his middle finger, and it took half a minute to squeeze a drop of blood out of the wound.
I've heard Fauber say that the corpse clan is very different from us, the blood in the body is the most precious, and they may not be able to refine a drop of corpse blood if they suck the blood of a hundred people.
The big butler has made a lot of money. The corpse's blood fell, and the shriveled ancient corpse was like an inflated air sac, quickly bulging, its nails growing wildly, and two corpse teeth were exposed at the corners of its mouth.
Dozens of seconds later, the ancient corpse let out a loud sound in his mouth, and his hands and feet twitched, as if he was about to stand up and pounce. But at the same time as that breath came out, the big butler's finger quickly clicked, and the ancient corpse suddenly quieted down.
The big butler turned back to the sword and said unintentionally, if you go over and spit out anger inside, it will naturally raise corpses. Wu De and Chen Hao also followed, and Zhou Tianxingdou's big array was still a little interesting, and he could get out in time when he encountered danger.
When the words fell, four old zombies came out of the tomb, their faces covered with black cloth, and the exposed skin was different from the zombies they usually saw, without that kind of decaying atmosphere, similar to the skin of normal people, with a dark golden light looming.
The four old zombies each occupied a corner of the coffin and lifted it easily. The chief butler said to Jian unintentionally, you don't know how to do earth, and I want to wronged you to hide under the coffin.
I handed the collar to the sword unintentionally, Wu De hid it in, Chen Hao didn't, but walked behind the sword unintentionally to the bottom of the coffin.
When the coffin touched the wall of the tomb, it directly sank into the earth and stone, and the sword unintentionally moved with it and disappeared together. The walls of the tomb were restored to their original state, and no trace was visible.
The big housekeeper saw that I was unable to move, so he came to help me, and said with a smile, "It's not a little bit, my sister's clothes are dirty, why don't you wash me and blow it for me?"
I was supported by her, my face turned into a hot pepper, and I changed the subject and asked, there will be no danger for them to go out, right?
No. She helped me to the bronze coffin, and said meaningfully, Xiaoda, don't mess around, the young lady has a bad temper, if you know that you have seen her out, you will suffer.
I didn't look at it. I quickly shook my head, muttering something in my heart. Could it be that the female zombie will not recognize me after regaining her senses?
It's a pity that I didn't dare to ask, so I put myself in the bronze coffin with my hand, snuggled in the arms of the female stiff, and didn't pay much attention to the words of the big butler.